#[ it's super lame but it's done ]

[emile-tb]

Did anyone order a pathetic, sopping wet man?

#tsp #tspud #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp lovebug au #He done got bugged again #I'm actually super proud with how this turned out holy moly #he is LAME and PATHETIC and i HATE HIM /aff #my art #EmileTB art drabbles

[hella1975]

genuinely the moment you find an aesthetic you love and start owning it life gets better

#red is My Colour it’s my thing everyone knows that about me and sometimes I catch myself being like wow this is like actually really lame 😭 #bc my hair is red my nails (when i have them done) are red i wear red clothes #and it was always tiny things like that where yeah it’s fun and noticeable but not super in ur face if you don’t know any better #but recently I’ve really been leaning into it like I ordered a red wallet and a red bag AND red sunnies #and i actively choose red whenever colour options are available for day to day stuff #like red perfume instead of the original black one (this is my pride and joy) or dumb shit like getting cherry coke instead of normal #and it’s SO dumb it’s so lame but it brings me so much genuine joy #like i fr feel like a character it’s such a harmless way of making myself happy #AND it makes me happier w how i look bc on top of the red I’ve leaned more into grunge aesthetic lately #bc i used to be too scared to whereas now I’m really enjoying it #like i cant remember the last time i was this comfortable in myself physically and that's kinda a big deal for me #fr find an aesthetic you love and just go with it idc if it’s silly I can’t recommend it enough

[jacksprostate]

(Part 5, previous)

I end up in the cafeteria, staring at nothing. Mastication is the first step of eating. After getting food. After bringing it to your mouth. After the food has leapt into your hands, you can bring it up to your teeth full of cracks and holes, and you can fill them with pulverized chicken and rice and assorted steamed vegetables. And you swallow. And you’ll do this until you die, whether that’s in three, five weeks, or when you’re seventy-eight. Four days or so, if you don’t drink water. I wonder if Tyler has water, locked in the cage of my mind. I wonder if hallucinations need food, or if there’s some other sort of nourishment he needs. That I haven’t been managing to give him. I know he’d like to chew.

Maybe Tyler was onto something, walking around feeling like a bigger dick than God himself.

That night, I sleep like the dead, and I dream of it, too. The movie set of Paper Street yawns above us. I’ve got Tyler in my hands, his hair tight between my fingers as I fuck his throat. I’m curled over him. I’m giving something up. I’m more powerful than I’ve ever been. Tyler Durden has tears in his eyes and my cock in his mouth, and he’s not biting down. Not yet. There’s a heat to the world, and maybe it’s not ever. I feel drunk. He’s quiet.

We’re at fight club, a crowd of howling monkeys around us, and I won. Tyler’s on the ground, looking at me with pride over his shoulder. I’m pulling him apart and sinking inside. I’m fucking my best friend into the concrete. He’s not making a sound.

We’re in my cubicle. I have a large knife, and I’m gutting Tyler like a fish. And I’m burying my dick in him, and he smiles at me. His intestines writhe as I pull on them, hauling his body to me with each thrust. They want back in. I want back in. He’s warm to the core and cooling.

On top of the Parker-Morris building, I’m fucking a hole through Tyler’s shaved head. A cock is your gun, your gun is a cock, an explosion in one direction and I’ve blown mine though his skull. Pulling the trigger, over and over and over. His brain droops out of the hole. Twitching as cum and blood oozes out. Little bits of bone stick to his fried neutered testicle scalp. Rocky mountain oysters. I can see the head of my cock poking out when I fuck in. Out. In. His eyes are empty on me as I move my hands from his jaw to his temples and dig my fingers in. His brain is like plush velvet. It’s better than his throat. Better than his ass. Better than his guts.

Tyler could not cut a hole in himself better than the one I made for him.

I wake up with a rash on my dick from the pillow jammed under my crotch. They don’t bother with high thread counts, here. Might as well be steel wool.

I eat.

I take my pills.

I’m led to the visitation room.

Marla calls me, her voice floats to me through the aether to come out tinny on the telephone.

“Have you heard from Tyler recently?”

Out of the grave enough for speech and she already wants to butt back in.

I want to tell her, I don’t have any words for her. No messages. I’m sorry. My jaw could have rotted off, for all the use it is, and I stay silent.

“I found this new support group. You’d like it. Tyler could be your boyfriend.”

I’m the only one who’s left. Only Marla and I would know the truth if I smeared it like that.

I want to tell her that I hope she’s having a good time, in the real afterlife. That she’s not stuck some place like I was. I don’t want to ask about it. I don’t think we’ll be going to the same place. Marla might not be a good person, but I’m worse.

Regret and remorse don’t mean shit when you can barely even feel them. It’s cruel, how I’m keeping her ghost around. I was haunting her until death and I can’t even stop after.

#fight club #my writing #se7en #se7en (1995) #a little shorter but making headway #i feel like this has to be a strange read getting it all distantly from each other. it tempts me to rush it but finishing it early would be #super lame. oh also my first day went gr8! #anyway this fic keeps getting longer.... #i cant wait to share some of my own thoughts on this too once its done #ive got my own idea of things of course. i love hearing others tho so i cant share until its all done...

[nipchipcookies]

Jericho: suave, gentlemanly, very cool secret agent My Jericho art:

#bloons #bloons tower defense #bloons td battles 2 #btdb2 #monke #btdb2 agent jericho #agent jericho #unfortunately this is the nicest art I’ve done of him so far #I draw him either super cool or super lame there is no inbetween

[cadere-art]

For Nano-lame-o day 5 i finished that project! It's crazy how often projects that I've been procrastinating on for months only need a couple hour's push to get to the end.

#sneak peak #better pictures to come maybe tomorrow hopefully #textile arts #sling braiding #nano-lame-o #before anyone goes like 'a couple hours is a lot!!!' I'm a textile artist a couple hours is peanuts #i had like. what. 5 or 6 hours left of work maybe in that project out of.... easily 60 hours total #I'm really happy it's done! that's great news for me I'm super proud of it and also i can't wait to try slinging it and suck super bad at i

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

remembering that time i forgot i left oil in a pan on a lit stove while cutting peppers for an omelet a few months ago.

me: 'oh, what's that sound? it sounds like my alarm clock.' *two seconds later* me: 'I didn't leave my alarm clock on this morning...' *looks over and realizes wtf is happening*

anyway, i then proceeded to speculate w my friend on whether or not a firefighter au could work because im just that unhinged. JUST THAT UNHINGED. (ofc like after the smoke cleared out and everything WAS FINE. rip that pan though dude).

"AND ITD BE CALLED 'SHE SET THE ROOM A-BLIGHT'" "no it should be 'She set the room a-luz"" "wait no ur so right." that idea lives in my head rent FREE. RENT FREE. both of those puns, "PLEASE TELL ME THE FIRST RESPONSE YOU HAD FROM ALMOST BURNING DOWN UR APARTMENT WAS NOT FANFICTION, BILLY"

"..."

"BILLY!!!"

#fanfiction #writing things #text post #the owl house #i actually had an idea for it that goes deeper #but basically like firefighter!amity because im lame #eda owns a restraunt that manny and her partnered up to run before he died but him being super close with eda and lilith- and raine #they run it with camilas help too cause they like- look after them both because yk business partnership that goes deeper to family ties #i forget but like luz almost starts a fire and its not BAD but they have to call the fire department #i forget what else happens but yeah. was supposed to be goofy haha silly oh gay panic moment bc women #also philip is the mayor?? and hunter's parents passed in a house fire?? but he doesnt know that philip mightve done that #vee is there too and masha- AND willow #i forget gus but yk like part of them are on the group that literally goes there because luz did some dumb shi and then some help cook #its so weird how i get my ideas though like wtf #like a whole “whoops i almost burned down my family business but at least i rizzed a girl up in the meantime so it wasnt a TOTAL loss-right

[christiancagesupporter]

thinking about this again

#just perfect #evil gays #turning face to be with your boyfriend boring lame been there done that #turning heel to be with your boyfriend revolutionary brilliant never been done before #roh #czw #claudio castagnoli #chris hero #super dragon #kings of wrestling

[defness]

→ drawing the same pose over and over again and feels cringe

→ realizes that these drawings are simply pre-ref drawings to figure out one's design so I can Draw Them

→ no longer feels cringe

#jic ur wondering why all of them are drawn w that same arms out legs semi open pose #do i obsessively worry about this to an unhealthy degree? yeah #do people not verbally tell me that seeing me draw the same pose over and over again is Boring or Lame or stupid or smth? yes but i get #like. stupidly anxious and start thinking about things like that which i obviously know probably isn't the case and that in actuality #no one cares about how i draw more than i do #but it's still difficult not to ruminate on thoughts of people subconsciously rolling their eyes at my art because its so plain and boring #and static and stiff and it doesnt feel lively and dynamic like the artists i aspire to be like #but then i also remember im only just starting my art journey. by this year I'll only have been drawing for 4 years. 4 YEARS. #which seems like alot honestly? especially w the progress I've made #but most; if not everyone who isn't me have spent 7+ YEARS of drawing and i remind myself that. oh #yeah! im on the same path they were #maybe they had the same issues i did #but ill get through it :) i want to experiment more this year w my art #i say that but i need to COMMIT #i need to commit. to actually put in effort to learn posing and perspective instead of trying to lazily scrawl color on a digital canvas #but it all seems so daunting #but; you know; in time it'll come. seeing the difference only a few months has done to my art is also truly refreshing #it lets me know that im still learning and improving my technique and that really helps iron out any anxieties i have. #sorry this got super rambly super quickly lol

[a-gay-little-cat]

walking in to rephrase my thoughts from discord but i was just thinking about tiger getting checked up by his ripper n yknow one could consider tiger a 'borg in cyberpunks terms sure hes not super insane looking like smasher, he likes looking human and theres almost an art to having all these enhacements and reinforcements all neatly tucked away for no one to see yes you have the obvious visible cyberware on his face, his body, the tail but its nowhere near as extreme as you see elsewhere at times, hell, look at someone from maelstrom

all in all he looks.. tame, very stylized sure but you might not exactly expect this all going on in there

#theres definitely a humm to him when its real quiet and you rest your head on his chest #would usually hear the cyberware idling #n sure... something to be said about cyberpsychosis or what have you but i think the way its done in lore is kind of. lame #i like to imagine it with alittle more nuance #highly dependant on the person and how fast you install it all #i think after a certain point yes your body or mind cannot handle any more but theres more fun ways to show this #that arent just super murdering everyone #tiger is a big guy without all of that tech. hes built and healthy so i think that sets a higher baseline #more space to build on and more options to push further up #without him being in any danger #and all of this cyberware was installed gradually over years with his ripper's watchful eye #making sure it all works #doesnt conflict or affect tiger negatively #and yea i admit it. its overpowered perhaps. but im playing touys and if theres someone like smasher looking like that being perfectly fine #well. tiger is allowed #tiger #my ocs #i also think its just a fun aspect to have this mechanical noise alongside the organic heartbeat

[dykefever]

just 2 have a little complain but i’ve been on some dates recently with two dif girls and both were like. so late. one was on the first date she kept pushing back the time and then still arrived half an hour late. and then yesterday i got to the park on time for date with a different girl and then receive a message ten minutes after saying they’re going to be another fifteen minutes. and she ends up saying we should reschedule because i had to be somewhere two hours after the scheduled time because she’s still on her way she was going to be like forty minutes to an hour late. like i’m not waiting that long man

#they were both neurodivergent but dude this is a date with a stranger and you message me when i GET to the place that you’re running #essentially extremely late ? i have no reason to want to wait around for you #i already didn’t really feel like going on the date yesterday but i was like oh one more date see how it goes #but i’m not hanging out with her again lol #and also the first date girl was late and then just didn’t seem super interested in me or asking questions or whatever #anyway!!!! just annoying and feels quite shitty #also really hate. the expectation now that if someone messages saying they r late like ten/fifteen minutes before #you have to thus be okay with waiting around for half an hour or something #whereas if we didn’t have phones if someone was half an hour late you would be justified in leaving #okay anyway. that’s me done #plz complain about dating to me xx #u know what i love tho ridi shows up early to hang outs. incredibly brilliant im always ready early #this is so lame i love when people are early cause usually i’m sitting around like :-) waiting to hang #laura says some things

[luciandloathing]

ohhhh

#ngl the chase vers is kinda lame #new head scan tho? ehhh. the new renders look super... cartoony? which could be cool if done better. #figure nerd shit #MJF #AEW

[kideternity]

Started working on my most liked to least liked digimon list and Im literally not beating the fucking Loves Bug Digimon allegations everrrr

#digimon #dinu yells into the void #dinu yells in the void #anyways. i got the rookies done tonight #as well as a few other more specific categories #very funny to me ultimately my least liked rookies were the SUPER military #looking ones #or just like. humanoids that are fucking lame as hell to me #anyways. i love bug mons.

[griffinsmith]

Oh, well, my god this is a tough one

She'll take my breath and then some

But at least I'll leave this world with a final thrill

#alternate caption sorry margherita that you got betrayed by this lame dumbass and now you get to spend time in jail in a cell #right next to his. at least you can strangle him through the bars #oh my god this took forever bc ive been super busy lately and i lost motivation like 90 times but i decided today i wanted it done #and here we are. the song is pick u up by foster the people #also i wanted to get in more coloring practice so thats why the colors r sillay #wizard101 #w101 #dr jackall #doctor jackall #margherita vizzini #margherita vizzini wizard101 #dr jackall wizard101 #Marleybone queen #Marleybone queen wizard101 #jackerita au #sawyuh art

[todayisafridaynight]

[ almost ] seasonal question; what do you think the arakawa family does for the holidays?

jo bbg answered that for us three seconds into y7 now didnt he

#snap chats #this was the best ask to send rn i gotta wait for the train to go back LOL #BUT NAW IM PLAYIN. kinda. jo is a bitch about holidays tho #when masato was younger and predominantly under his care arakawa For Sure spoiled him rotten with gifts and nice dinners #Its A Special Occasion Lets Splurge etc etc #of course the older masato got the more distant he became until he outright just dodged arakawa entirely #if ichi isnt hounded with work (coughjocough) he’s def hangin with arakawa then. Should He Be Invited Of Course <- he always is #jo’s lame ass is spending his holidays alone even when arakawa insists he can spend it with them #Theres Work To Be Done etc etc SHUT UP also his perpetual guilt prevents him from living a lil #in the event jo isnt being A Salty Bitch tho i reckon arakawa drags him to an outing :) with ichiban. #no its fun its great Holidays With His Boys Haha. Guys Please Stop Fighting— #masato’s just Too Cool to hang out with a bunch of yakuza for the holidays. its not easy getting him a gift either #yk since he can just buy whatever he wants whenever he wants and he isnt exactly the most generous guy towards the arakawa fam #insane to say that like girl HES a part of the arakawa fam… lol… anyway #the tl;dr answer is arakawa’s taking Whoever Is Willing To Spare An Hour out to dinner #perchance a cute lil gift exchange too. you know ichi always stressin what to get arakawa #nothin he can afford is as cool or awesome as he is etc etc <- arakawa’s just happy to have ichi’s company #arakawa learned his lesson with masato. that isnt to say he doesnt give ichi super nice things but. Within Reason. HUMBLE. #pops gettin him whatever game he accidentally started to infodump about durin lunch... #crying i just know ichi's an excited puppy whenever he gets a gift. i just know masato was a bitch when he got somethin #yes ichi is a Grown Man but he actin like the excited kid arakawa never got to see and it makin him tear up JUST A BIT #trying to give jo a gift is like pulling teeth he does that bit where hes all Oh No I Couldnt but he means it #he'll relent tho. he realizes it's more trouble than its worth to refuse #‘snap what happened to mitsu’ fuck man what DID happen to mitsu LMAO #hes prob got his own friends and fam…. he isnt as tight with the arakawas as that quartet is yk… #ily mitsu dont get it twisted….. i just know you got a wife in rggo.... #ok i should can it i have to drive now :(((((( byyyyeeee...... after i answer one more ask HANG ON-- #send me more holiday related asks for the arakawas..... i love them... AND the holidays..

[kylo-skywalkerr]

Confession time im not really into Anidala. Yes, I like the angst! The love that made vader the cruel and broken man that he became! That's cool and all.

But idk I didn't really like the characterization of Padme in the prequels. She could hold her own a bit, but the writing was so. ??? She didn't give that much of a shit about Anakin slaughtering an entire race, including their women and children who didn't do anything wrong and was like. "Anakin wtf :( How are you evil? Why would you kill those younglings?? This isn't like you!" Girl, he did that a few years ago to the sand people! You just didn't view them as "human" enough to see it as a red flag! At that point, you deserve to die from something as stupid as being very sad! Bitch it wasnt even just the flag that was red, the whole house was, and that red was the blood of the innocents that Anakin had previously spilled pre-vader 😭 You knew about most of this!

And yes. You can die from a broken heart, but it isn't... like that. She could have died from intense stress instead and had a heart attack or something, but they gave her the weakest reason to die. A broken heart. Tbh, it would have been cooler if it actually was the injuries from Anakin that killed her. It would at least be less... victorian era woman cliché where women can't handle intense emotions without fainting or dying. Obi wan didn't die from sadness. Ahsoka didn't either. They all loved him far more than they should have, and platonic love absolutely does measure up with romantic love. They painted padme as strong and then threw it all away to give Vader a reason to be Vader.

Disclaimer, I think Padme's an okay character, just a bit bland and inconsistently written. I'm also biased since I'm not huge on the prequels, but I dont mind them either. It's more of an "eh" compared to my love of the OT and spiteful love of the ST. They tried to make Anidala a romeo and juliet tragedy, but it reads more like Musk and Grime's whole "This isn't your heart." stuff.

#augh vaders so damn cool but they could have done so much more with their relationship! i dont enjoy them #han and leia? amazing. straight people real #but i just dont feel the same about anakin and padme #if you have propoganda in their favor share it w me because im really trying to see what people find interesting outside of #their relationship's consequence #ive seen some cute skywalker family art but the writing is all the same. shes just a mom/wife stereotype #but i may be biased since i really hate the direction the vader comics went in #where vader became super ooc for padmes placeholder chick even after realizing she wasnt actually padme #and it was just so lame!!! like this mf is so insane about padme #youre telling me that he'd just replace her? the same man who tried to re-write the universe to bring her back? (vader immortal) #man i want to like padme so bad but im struggling #posts that would get me death threats and called the r slur on facebook/instagram #it's happened before just bc i said i didnt hate the sequels

[dove-da-birb]

🐭

Slightly intimidating because I admire you and think your super cool and talented so I get nervous sometimes lolol

I GET NERVOUS AROUND COOL PEOPLE

(But you're very sweet and approachable, so once I got over it, I'm not as nervous)

Being yourself? Boom, you're cool. Simple as that.

#faye! #also that's really sweet that you think I'm sweet approachable and talented. like idk how to really react but merci #doesn't help my brain is mush rn #we are all people at the end of the day; regardless of status or perception; i can assure you i have done some super lame stuff #*hums the practice practice practice song from swan lake*