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onebighappyaftonfamily · 1 month

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FNAF Dashboard Simulator Pt 2 (because yall ate up the first one)

🦚 the-skrungly Follow

Guys be honest. How many of y'all became engineers or furries after visiting the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex.

🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

...OMG is that why I became a furry?!

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I'm a furry AND an engineer. checkmate

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Official Furry Heritage Post

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⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated03132024

I don't have. a reddit but I wanted to do this so. I'm a mechanic at the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. AMA

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do they let you fuck the animatronics

⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated0313202

AMA over guys

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🌔 eldest_daughter_syndrome Follow

Guys I went to pick my brother up from the pizzaplex daycare and the security guard was so mean. but she was hot and had rainbow hair

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity win! Rude security guard is queer!

🌔 eldest_daughter_syndrome Follow

Bad news guys. She doesn't have rainbow hair anymore. too scared to ask what happened

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity loss!

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📙 crackshipper34 Follow

guys do you think fredbear and springbonnie ever,,,, you know,,,,

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wtf no eww! Why do you always do this?! They're mechanical animal mascots without feelings!

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actually they did kiss and here's the proof: https://youtu.be/O7I-UTvo_80?si=4qjh3zye4o153QsM

🌇 ness-and-ness

AJKSKJJKAJFJKBA HAHAHAHA

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🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

unironically why are fazbear animatronic fanartists literally so good at what they do. youre drawing robot animals

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📸 Wire-Monster-Heritage-Posts Follow

Guys, as we all know, my blog has been on hiatus ever since the Wire Monster disappeared back in 2023. However, I've been getting a lot of submissions lately about possible Wire Monster sightings at the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex. We're so back!!!

🐰 springbonnie-and-friends

omg what? isnt the wire monster a dead meme?

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then the meme is back baybee!

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🎼 classicalmusic1 Follow

friendly reminder that y'all need to be WATCHING YOUR KIDS at the pizzaplex guys. literally caught the rabbit animatronic trying to lead some kids into the back rooms

🎳 bunny-bowl

girl what rabbit animatronic? bonnie was decommissioned

💽 foundfootagelvr3

oh my god. please tell me what i think is happening is not happening

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its happening again.

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dude, you are down BAD

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DO NOT KISS THE FREDDY ANIMATRONIC. MAKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER DO IT INSTEAD

🎇 slaymechanic Follow

@golf_is_for_nerds oh my god thats so cruel and insensitive to be making jokes about that. I heard that even the newest animatronics are still super dangerous!

🌻 farmgurl1 Follow

Didn't Jerma say he was going to go to the Mega Pizzaplex for a stream? When is that going to happen?

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🧩 matlabpat

Guys I've been researching the history of the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex... and I think I might have a theory... should I make a youtube video about it?

#fazbear theory #mattheory

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reminder that these are unreality! also i see yall commenting on the video that i linked in the last post. im still going to leave yall mystery links but i didnt make any of the videos i linked so youre gonna be confusing random people 😭 so be nice to them or dont do that. and i hope that poll made yall distraught

#changed the formatting a little. because im still trying out this style of post. i love these.#fnaf #unreality #dereality #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys #fnaf sb time set this time #fnaf sb #well mostly #dashboard simulator #also i dont think vanny is necessary queer but this is how tumblr would react to that one segment #me when i post random links and yall click on them and leave normal comments: haha its your fault not mine (delusional)#tw caps #no but dont be mean to like. the random minecraft guy #seriously #evil matpat cameo be like: hello everybody. my name is mat theory #because its not a game to him is it #also in a case of subverting expectations. the random blog tag is a fnaf animatic i adore #and the video of spring bonnie and frebear making out isnt fnaf at all but i found a random kid playing minecraft with no views #BE. NICE.

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basslinegrave · 3 months

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its always nice to come back to a ship after a "break" from it to be able to look back at things and look at everything with fresh eyes and stuff.

thinking about stobotnik (and shipping them romantically, to be specific) and how easy it is to look at them and go yep, theyre together. i guess partially because theres nobody telling me otherwise (or im good at avoiding those peeps online) and its all quite open, but from a new perspective i wouldnt even say its That toxic (if you ignore the fact that theyre literally evil) only thinking of jims words saying its abusive, hes like the only one i care about saying stuff since hes part of this. i have thoughts about that... but besides that - maybe its some weird copium but. to me, at worst it can be one sided, at best its literally anything. couple, "married", weird unlabeled Thing going on, i eat them all up. (i understand a lovey dovey bot is quite ooc, but thats not the only way to show love, and he definitely has his own ways)

my biggest thought lately is how in s2 bot is much nicer to stone, but i dont take it as "oh he changed and grew as a person while exiled and isnt abusive anymore" but rather "this is the norm" and him being awful to stone in s1 was literally just because of sonic. like this little alien thing is a completely new variable in the flow of things and it made him so frustrated, he already has a short fuse, so this is just what happened. also thinking about how hes a bit more collected normally (in s2 its also from the emerald, and some newfound false confidence, But in s1 before they find sonic you can see him going from stern but collected to just a shouting mess ), like this brought out this side of him or amplified it (a side which he absolutely would not hide around stone) it is also fun to think, oh he just bullies him. (but i obviously dont look at that as too bad, i guess in fanon you can play with the idea that stone fucks with it) but with them deleting all of those scenes for s2, for a few reasons ig, it tells a slightly different story to me... does this make sense? the way he talks to stone at the start in s1 and in the good cop bad cop scene is like quite calm to me for robotnik. thats how i imagine he would normally be around stone. smiling at him more often than snarling, showing off etc. the way the manifesto is written too, theres respect given to stone, and i doubt it was written inbetween the movies or last second. like that is something that he made x time ago imo way before s1, so the way he barked at him in the 'pin yourself to the wall' scene, to me thats just plain frustration and lack of emotion control taking over. plus how he completely switches that off once he notices the quill, no he doesnt hate stone, hes not angry at him, hes just angry. and stone was the closest person to take it out on. is that healthy? no, but it makes for the most fun dynamic ive seen in my fav media so i love that.

and the whole thing with him grabbing stone and shoving fingers in his mouth and what not, in all fairness your honor, he is literally innocent. he is neurodivergent and his love language is on the same level as people biting other people they like. its literally just that (reminds me of someone that i strongly believe had a crush on me in hs and they would ask to sit next to me in class and then push me off my chair and write on and tear my notes and it was cute to me. so im projecting that onto stone okay)

#2am thoughts #its about stobotnik #changed some things after i wrote it all out so it kinda fell apart but just some thoughts about bot and how he treats stone #thoughts are being thunk #tldr stob fun and good #unreadable since im half asleep

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ashiyn · 3 months

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hey, sorry im very new to tumblr so this might be a confusing question but why dont u tag ur posts to the hermitcraft tag? sorry if this is a rude ask, but i only really see ur posts reblogged through other accounts that i follow and never when i scroll the hermitcraft tag and ur posts are generally pretty funny so im a bit curious

hiya!! welcome to tumblr, i hope your stay has been nice so far :D i've actually gotten this question before and you can find my original answer here, but to put it simply; its due to anxiety.

tumblr works a bit differently from other social media and we don't have much of an algorithm system so i just put my trust in my followers and my mutuals to reblog my posts if they find them funny. it may seem a bit arrogant in a way but it's not uncommon for people to simply just rely on the blogs they follow to provide them with posts they like on tumblr (so don't be scared to follow blogs you like!! there's no following to follower ratio here to determine wether you're a cool account or not like on twt so just go ham with it really). theres a portion of users who don't really scroll tags a lot of the time anymore due to annoying bots so this is pretty much one of the norms here. i've been on hermitblr for a while and i do maintag some of my posts which is why i can rely on the beloved followers and mutuals that i've got to do their thing basically! its a circle in a way which is why we heavily encourage people to reblog posts and not just give them a like to make things circulate around here!

#.asks #also definitely not a rude question!! i can understand the confusion LMAO

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urtrickster · 5 months

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regarding requests relating to saw.

okay, i'm going to try and be as nice as i possibly can here. posting this on my main since i've shared all my saw bots here and since c.ai won't make the post visible there, uhm. to those who use c.ai and chat with characters from the saw franchise, you may have interacted with some of my bots! im honeyskies there. here are some of my saw bots that you might know idk:

so, i started making saw bots because my older sister is a big fan of the series and wanted me to make some for her, y'know? hence the numerous amanda young bots i have.

and i allow people to send me requests for bots, y'know? almost all the saw bots i've made have been requests, and they were fun to make at first!! but the number of saw related requests i got started to become overwhelming.

so, not wanting to grow to detest making bots for this lovely franchise, i chose to slow down and stop accepting requests for saw bots. in the request form i have, i have put in all caps, bolded and underlined letters that i am not going to be accepting anymore saw related requests until i get through the ones that i have now.

for context, here's what i have on the form:

the image reads, in all caps, bolded, and underlined, 'please do not send anymore requests for saw characters!! i have too many and it is overwhelming to get more. i will allow more once i finish all the ones currently requested. any new saw related requests will be ignored until then.'

now, since i can't delete any request sent in through the form, i can only hope that people respect this hold off on sending any saw related requests until i've gotten through the ones i've yet to do, y'know?

however, people are not respecting this. while i would like to give them the benefit of the doubt, maybe they didn't see this, it's really hard to when multiple people continue to send it requests for saw bots and blatantly disrespect the boundaries i have set up.

now, at first, i just ignored it. what else can i do, y'know? i can't delete the requests and this is the only way i can accept requests from people easily.

but it's starting to piss me off because one, people are blatantly ignoring that i am overwhelmed by the number of saw requests that i have and are continuing to add to the pile even though i've asked them not to. and two, it's flooding the form and making it harder for me to do the requests that i actually intend on doing.

the fact that people keep sending in these requests makes me less motivated to actually make saw bots, making it harder for me to get to the saw requests that people sent in before i started to become overwhelmed. and i'm gonna be blunt here when i say that fucking sucks, and it pisses me off.

while i am not the biggest saw fan in the world, i have been told that my bots make people happy and that's literally one of the reasons i make bots in the first place.

so, i am very kindly asking that you stop sending in saw requests. please. ignoring the notice will not make me get to your request faster, it will only make me less likely to make any new saw bots.

and to the people who have been patiently waiting for me to get to their request, i am deeply sorry for taking so long, i will hopefully find the motivation to start working on some soon. thank you for your patience.

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st-sainz · 9 months

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Tagged by @watercolor-hearts, I'm actually surprised someone remembers my @ to tag me in these! quite heartwarming tbh, thank you lovely, hope you have a nice day/evening/morning 🤗💙

Name: my true name starts with a. m. but since i'm a person on the verge of mixing reality w/ virtual i rather be just called goggles lmao (not to be too vague, my second one is miguel, a quite common latino name, but the first one is quite unusual and it feels too real to be called like that so im hiding it lol)

Sign: Leo (i copied from the op who tagged me and yes this is my sign as well)

Time: 19:16 (i definetely spent too much time elaborating and correcting my own answers lmao)

Favourite band/artist: the short version or the long one? cause honestly im kind of into music as a whole, but to select just a few, i'd say Fiona Apple, Joanna Newsom, Beyoncé and Björk. yep, all ladies, dont ask me why but i just connect with female vocalists more

Last movie: ooh.. this one is quite been some time actually... i think it was Knives Out: Glass Onion! just a little bit of silly fun entertainment and cause i was honestly curious cause i liked watching the 1st knives out.

Last show: Drive to survive 🤷‍♂️ im not a very series person tbh (even dts i only watched the eps i actually was curious about lmao)

When I created this blog: this kind of has 2 answers idk. because this used to be a ziam - yes you read that right - a ziam blog lmao but i didnt put much thought into it tho. then i just stopped using for years, and i just came 2 months ago back to delete it and replace with this actual blog cause i discovered the charlos side of tumblr and wanted to interact w the blogs i discoveeed, reblog and all that jazz.

Other blogs: other than the one i deleted, no, i just have this active blog.

Do I get asks: no i turned them off lol but i dont mind actually i get kind of peaceful thinking im just a dot in this vast virtual world of internet, at least here

Followers: 125 accs (i guess, i dont check bots but i dont think there are too much of them)

Average hours of sleep: i guess it varies on 6-8? there are days a sleep a little bit later but tbh i dont keep track of these lol but i can tell i've been pretty okay with my schedule lately, at least my insomnia stopped

Instruments: nope. i have a shitty keyboard but i just gave up on learning, but i do plan on trying again, just dont know when

What I am wearing: green shorts and an ugly printed but comfortable t shirt

Dream job: i mean, it says dream job... so i might go full in... singer/songwriter 🤓

Dream trip: actually i'm not really obsessed about trips anymore... but if i had to pick one i'm just saying Madrid cause its where carlos jr was born 🤓 (i still want to go there and investigate in person to find his official time of birth btw, so yep im picking madrid)

Favorite song atm: i have a lot of songs being my faves simultaneously and it changes fast depending on the moments/moods but im going with In California by Joanna Newsom cause the chorus when she sings "cuckoo cuckoo" its freaking amazing tbh. for my more upbeat side tho i'm picking Those Eyes, That Mouth by cocteau twins.

Tagging:@leclercsbf and @leoramage (tagging you two cause you were the ones to start a conversation w me so i think it wouldn't be too awkward lol but hey, feel free to ignore if you dont want to or dont like these, no hard feelings, were just dots in a virtual space)

(ps: i was actually very defensive about these kind of posts but i tried this one for fun and hey it is fun! it was kind of cool to talk about myself freely without my face or name plastered on it so thanks for that, person who tagged me)

#do i even tag this (lmao)#ramblings

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chococolte · 9 months

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pietas maris??? Was so fucking good?!?! Genuinely, that was one of the best things I’ve read in a while, I am obsessed with your writing style and the way you describe everything!! I was wondering if you were gonna write something similar to pietas maris but for another character? (This one you don’t have to acknowledge but do you plan on making anymore SAGAU bots?)

omg thank you!!!! its so nice to hear that people are enjoying it <3 i am working on 3 others like it (venti, al haitham, and kaeya) but im open to doing any other characters!! so u (or anyone else) can just send another ask with whoever u'd like to see if u want ^^!!

as for bots, i do have plans to make more-- not just sagau but other yandere bots, along with honkai star rail bots! i have a bunch of private ones im working on lol im also open to do any that people want so,,, tell me who specifically u'd like to see and ill do it..

#[🦇] — sophie's musings #[💌] — love poetry

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definitelynotshouting · 10 months

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BROBROBROBROBROHROHROBROBROBRIBROBROBROBROBROHROBRORHORGRORVORVOTVOSHPSBFPSHAOHSKSK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD

EVERYONE NOT BEING THEMSELVES, EVERYONE OBVIOUSLY ACTING BRHIND WALLS AND WITH BUILR UP PERSONALITIES THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT THEIR OWN.

PEARL FINALLY, FINALLY SAYING ALL THOSE THINGS SHES WANYED TO SAY SINCE SHE FOUND HIM ON HC. SINCE EVO. HER BEING THE ONLY ONE TO REALLY BE HONEST IBSTEAD OF TIPTOEING AROUND EVERYTHING

MUMBO LIGHTELY GOING IBSANE, STILL HAVING THE SAME GRIAN> EVERYTHING MENTALITY EVEN THO GRIAN SAYS THEYRE EX-BESTFRIEBDS

SCAR AND GRIAN KNOWING RACH OTHER TELLS, KNOWING EHAT THR OTHER PERSON IS BASICALLY FEELIBG BUT BEING QUIET ABOUT IT. SCAR BEING AN “OPEN BOOK”, BUT NOT BEING HIMSELF. BEING HIS SALESMEN PERSONALITY. BEING A FAKE PERSONALITY BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY INOWS WHO OR WHAT YRIAN IS ANYMORE. HIM BEING THE ONLY ONE TO ASK AND NOT YELL, BECAUSE HE KNOWS AT LEAST SOMETHING FROM 3D LIFE.

THE PEOPLE ASKING HIM ABOUT HIS PROBLEMS BECAUSE THEYRE MAD BUT BECAUSE THEY DO ALSO CARE. BECAUSE HIS PROBLEMS ARE MOST LITERALLY HURTING EVERYONE (might I add, these are so realistic. Ige had conversations../ kind of like these. and Jesus when I say you write them so realistic it hurts me, I mean it. ohhhh I mean it) I WAIT EVERYDAY FOR THESE CHAOTERS (DW DONT FEEL PRESSURED OR RUSH THEM WAITING IS LOWKEY FUN) BECAUSE GOODBESS GRACIOUS AT EVERY MOMENT IT FEELS LIKE THE TIP OF A BEEDLE IM HOING CRAZY I CANT DO THIS

HIM BEING CALLED, EVEN IF NOT DIRECTLY, A MONSTER. HIM TRYING TO MAKE JUSTIFICATIONS BUT BOT ANSWRRING WHAT THEY REALLY WABT TO KNOW. HIM KNOWINY HR MESSED UP. UUEUEUEUEUUEE WAAAAA CRYING SOBBING WAILING TEARING UP TEARS TEARS TEARS TEARS TBROWINY UP SCREAMING LOUDLY SO LOUDLY

:DDD

gods YEAH i am so glad this is coming across realistically, bc thats been SO very important to me from the start (the hilarity that THIS is what my maximum self indulgence looks like not lost on me). I love portraying these incredibly complex relationships; im truly so glad people have been liking this chapter, because gods i worked my tail off hitting a lot of specific emotional beats in that Pearl and Grian conversation. And with Scar, the way he's compartmentalizing and pulling out that cheerful, salesman persona, is so important to me as well. Its really nice being able to weave different character dynamics and reactions into each chapter, and im so so happy thats being appreciated!!!

I am absolutely LOVING your analysis here btw, ur really nailing down a lot of things i wanted to convey, so im really glad they were noticed!!! :D also djsbdjdjdj im glad you dont mind waiting; this is actually a pretty novel experience for me to keep a longfic going with this much consistent momentum, even if each update is like, a month or two apart, and im having a fantastic time doing it. Its been really fun to write this and see everyone's reactions to it :D and tbh i never expected it to get this much attention, so im absolutely blown away by it being enjoyed so much by so many people!!!

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #compliments #SORRY IF THIS DOESNT MAKW SENSE I AM SOOOOO SLEEPYTIRED TODAY #this ask made me smile so wide WAUGH im so happy ppl are liking this story and this chapter #txt

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misschidouin · 11 months

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heres a non bot ask lol (tho feel free to ignore)

Opinions on any of the following ships:

Kai x Q-taro

Nao x Reko

Keiji x mishima

Mai x maple

TYSM. I will cherish you forever anon.

I'll give my opinions AND a cute lil thing that would be cute about them as an extra cherry on top since im so nice.

Q-Kai: I used to ship this in my early days of YTTD (the good ol days of 2020) but not as much anymore. It's still supercute. I imagine Kai being stronger than Q-Taro (cus yk assasin training) and Q-Taro being like "what the fuck"

Naoreko: I got this notif while writing a naoreko fic. I'm not joking. I love naoreko <33 opposites attract ships have my whole heart. Nao paints Reko backstage during performances and Reko get super hyped over them. (which is actually the plot of the fic i was writing you should read it when i post it. yes you reading this im talking to you read my shitty self indulgent fanfiction)

Keishima: ah yes drinking with the homie on an abandoned island. absolutely no homosexual intent behind it. just two lads drinking some alcohol a cop found. anyways keishima is love keishima is life.

Maiple: THE SILLIES. The way Mai was so pissed at Midori for what he did to Maple was so ARGGHH thats when I started shipping it ngl. Imagine them baking together.. or what if Mai was sleepy and Maple woke her up to pancakes. or would that be cannibalism. woke her up to fucking uhhh bacon idk

in conclusion 10/10 taste in ships anon.

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probablyspooky · 2 years

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Untilted Revenant Project (Revenant x Fem!Reader) Part 9

Warnings: Violence, Language

Pairings: Revenant x Fem! Reader

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Im down bad rn thats all

He spent the rest of the day just watching you, staring at you with those robotic eyes of his, constantly hovering behind you while you went about your day, like a shadow. You just did your usual business, cleaning up your room a bit, taking your prenatal vitamins, and eventually you sat down to start putting together the bassinet that he had gotten from you.

"Where did you get this?" you asked, grabbing the foam mattress and putting the sheet over it.

"We get a bit of cash from the sponsors when we win a game" he replied, screwing the legs onto the wheels.

For a moment this felt sweet to you, building your baby's bed with your husband, talking, as if today was a normal day. But it wasn't in your head you knew this would be complicated, him, a immortal murder machine, and you a simple woman who just so happened to be frozen in time pregnant with his baby and his legal wife, could you even consider yourself legally married anymore? It had been over 200 years. Tears welt up in your eyes, knowing full well you wouldn't have a simple life.

Suddenly you felt the cool brush of a metal finger wiping your cheek.

"Why are you crying?" he grunted

"This...this isn't normal..." you sniffled, rubbing your eyes.

"To be fair did you think marrying a trained assassin would be normal?"

"Of course not! But this-" you waved your hands around him, "This is a whole new level of not normal"

Revenant grunted, and stood up in his full height.

"I'm sorry okay! I didn't think this would happen who would! You can't blame me for what those bastards at Hammond did to me! To you! To us!" he argued back, his voice grew louder with every word

"(Y/n)?" Natalie's voice said, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine Natalie, " You responded, shoving Revenant to tell him to hide on the ceiling.

A knock on the door signaled his reflexes and he clung to the ceiling like he had before, Natalie opened the door with a worried expression on her face.

"I heard arguing, you know he doesn't need to be on the ceiling, I know that scary robot voice didn't come from you." she giggled

"Watch yourself skinbag, just because she's here doesn't mean I've gone soft, so don't act all buddy buddy with me." Revenant grunted, spiraling down from the ceiling, taking his place behind you.

"I can do whatever I want, I live here along with (y/n) and Dr. Somers, and you however do not! (Y/n) is my friend, I'm sure she enjoys my company."

"Some friend you are allowing that orphan to use her to get to me." he spat back, his chest plate was now firm on your back, as if he was trying to strike but didn't wanna push you out of his way.

"Well as long as she lives here, I am going to protect her from Loba! And whatever trash you bring in you big scary bot!"

With that Revenant rose his hand above his head, as if he was going to hit her, but slowly lowered it.

"She doesn't have to live here ya know, I can easily find her a new place of her own, someplace nice and bigger for our family to grow into."

"But she doesn't want to, right (y/n)?" Natalie asked, nervous of your reply

You stood there for a moment, on one hand, Natalie and Dr. Somers had been kind to you taking you in, but they did however allow Loba to keep the truth from you, the truth of where Kaleb was, a secret that he had also kept from you, but that was the only awful thing Revenant had done, besides that he's been a good husband to you. Also it would be nice to live in an actual home instead of sharing a space with two scientists who are up at all odd hours of the night.

"Natalie," you started, "I am so thankful for everything, but Kaleb is saying is right, I do need the space to have my baby, I need stability and I need Loba to not know where I am if she has anymore bad intentions."

Natalie lowered her head, she knew you'd have to leave eventually, but she really hoped it'd be on better terms than this.

"I understand, I'll tell Dr. Somers" she replied sadly, and sulked out of the room

"You made the right choice (y/n), this way I can keep you safe, I can provide for you two off my Apex winnings." Revenant said, wrapping his large lanky arms around you.

Over the next week, Revenant had managed to sneakily move your stuff from the room you had, to a brand new apartment. It was large enough, big enough you could actually have some furniture besides a bed and a dresser, the baby could have their own room, a living room, and a nicely sized kitchen. Revenant also had installed a box in your bedroom, you couldn't remember what it was called, but he basically told you whenever this body he was in died, he would come back in another and come out of the box.

Life was looking better, you're basically used to how your husband looks now, but how he acts however is a different story.

You were approaching your ninth month of pregnancy, you had a check up with your doctor to determine if your baby was ready to come into the world soon, but since Dr. Somers couldn't drive you, you usually walked there as it wasn't too far. Revenant was 100% against you walking and insisted you used the shuttle service the games offers to the champions, but you declined as you were sick of sitting around having Revenant be by your side for everything.

Now the walk itself wasn't anything bad, in fact you loved the fresh air, the warm sun, everything about this felt nice on your body, it was the fact that about 10 feet behind you, a giant robot covered by a large cloak followed your every step. He was supposed to wait outside the building waiting for you to come out, getting a lot of stares from the passerby's.

Once your appointment was over, you walked out of the doctors office to see your husband just leaning against the nearby building, waiting for you, he was waiting for you to begin walking, but instead shuffled back when you walked up to him and slipped your hand under his cloak to hold his hand.

"What are you doing?" he grunted, not pulling his hand away, but you could hear the annoyance in his voice.

"I'm holding my husbands hand, walking home, and telling him how my appointment went." you replied with a smile

With a grunt, the two of you began to walk home.

"What did the doctor say?" he finally asked

"The baby is perfectly healthy, should be an easy delivery as long as the baby drops"

"Drops?"

"When the baby prepares itself for the birth."

"Alright"

Now when you're pregnant, eating is clockwork, you're hungry and when you're hungry, you need food, a lot of it.

An audible growl came from your stomach as the two of you stopped at an intersection. People passing by giving the two of you odd looks at the pregnant woman holding the giants hand.

"Are you hungry?" he asked

"Yeah, but I can wait till we get home."

"No."

"Huh?"

With that he missed the turn home, and started leading you to the nearest stand. You had to admit it was funny to see this giant killer robot patiently wait to be served as he ordered you a bowl of whatever this stand sold. The poor shop keeper who had to see Revenant peer down at them with his yellow eyes, probably will have nightmares for weeks based on this one interaction.

Right now it was about lunchtime so the streets were filled with a lot of people trying to get their food quickly and return to work. Probably a little two quickly, as you were shoved from behind.

"Move it fatso!" the stranger said

Before you could brace yourself for the fall, Revenant quickly with one hand grabbed the person who shoved you, and with the other caught you at the waist before you could hit the ground.

"What the hell!" the man shouted

"Who are you calling fat, skinsuit?" Revenant growled,

"Who the hell are you?" the man yelled, grabbing at Revenants cloak and pulling it off of him, freezing as soon as he realized who was now holding him higher off the ground.

Revenant used his other arm to put you back on your feet, and brought the other hand to the mans face.

"Go on, it's okay to be afraid" Revenant said, turning his hand quickly into a sharp blade and poking at the mans face.

"I'm sorry! I didn't know she was with you!" the man cried for mercy.

Revenant sighed, displeased and dropped the man to the ground.

"Face death with dignity, or don't I don't have time for a skinsuit as weak as you."

Revenant turned to look at you, now being swarmed with people and paparazzi from the games, flashing their cameras at you and throwing a billion questions your way.

"What is your relationship with the simulacrum?" one asked

"A what?" you said

"What are you doing with Revenant? Are you pregnant or just fat?"

"I am- what?"

You raised your hands to your face, trying to cover your eyes from the flashes, then you were lift up by Revenant, who seemed indifferent to the million questions and flashes.

"Revenant! Is this your girlfriend?" one shouted across the crowd.

"Don't ask that, she's not nearly cute enough to be with Revenant! Revenant! I always thought your type was super model! Is this true?"

Revenant turned around, clearly disgusted with this behavior, grabbing the wrist of the last reporter after shifting you to his side, he lifted the man to his face,

"Just another worthless skinbag" he grunted, tightening his grasp on the man, "Don't come near me again, unless of course you want to die, and trust me skinbag, I've seen the other side, there's nothing. The watching your life flash before your eyes thing? It's fake, to help worthless skinbags like you feel better about this worthless life you live. Do me a favor and jump off a bridge."

The fear that this mans face showed that Revenant was a force to be reckoned with. Revenant carried you the rest of the way home, fed you, and while you were showering for the night, disappeared. He said he was going to track down the man who shoved you to make an example out of him, but you begged him not to, he begrudgingly agreed not to, but did state he had to go get some business taken care of as the next Apex match was bound to happen at the end of the week.

After putting on your loose pajamas, you sat on the couch and began to flip through the channels, Apex rerun, commercial, cartoon, cooking show, photo of you and Revenant, commercial, sales shop, wait hold on.

Flipping back a few channels you were on some sort of interview special, the main focus was the woman Revenant was seen with earlier today, with interviews from two legends? Loba and Pathfinder?

"Ms. Loba, do you know anything about the woman in these photos?" the interviewer asked.

"Oh yes, it seems there is someone for everyone as they say, I'm sad to say I'm sorry for all of the demon's fan girls, but this champion is married."

Panic overtook you even though the audiences 'OH's' seemed comical, you were afraid of what Revenant might do now that your secret is out.

The interviewer turned to look directly at the camera.

"You heard it from her mouth folks! Now let's hear a different side, from a different kind of robot!"

The camera panned over to see Pathfinder sitting happily on a couch.

"Now Pathfinder, do you know anything about this woman?"

"Oh yes! That's my friend (y/n)! She married Revenant all those years ago! He told me the same time he told me he killed my creators!"

The lights on the tv started to flicker, and screams were heard. A gunshot going off, and all you could see were the still images on the screen. First the interviewer looked scared, then he was dead on his desk. The camera fell, and you could see Loba's boots, then two sets of red feet, Kairi running in, and Loba and her running away. Pathfinder then running to the camera and readjusting it.

"There we go!" he said happily, behind him the same yellow orbs who just last night told you that they loved you faded into the background.

You crawled into bed, and tried to doze off, after and hour or so you could hear the familiar click of the front door opening, and you quickly sat up and marched to the front, ready to confront your husband.

"Why did you do that on tv!"

"Well, the world needed to know about the demon and his wife" a feminine voice replied

Quickly, you turned on the lights to see Loba standing in your kitchen.

"Why...how...what"

"Oh sorry! I should've knocked, but then you wouldn't have opened the door for me," she chuckled.

"What do you want, he'll be home any minute..."

"Revenge..." she growled, taking a step towards you.

"Why me..." you stepped back,

"That demon of yours took dear people from me, and so now I'm here to make sure he feels the same loss as me."

Next thing you knew, your arm stung, and your world turned black.

Taglist

@bloodmoon-bites @rinnieyin @lovelythings21

#revenant x me #revenant fanfic #apex revenant #revenant x reader

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peligrosapop · 11 months

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wtf is that lmaooo

Timblr is wild sometimes lol. Story time:

I know some of my post might be getting a bit of reach in footy tumblr bc Ive gotten an emotional terrorist on DM saying they were gonna kill themselves bc they were getting bullied on here by other footyfans and I was trying to be nice but they insisted on saying they wanted to kill themselves bc of it and I was like “this must be a prank or something bc you don’t start a conversation like that” so I asked them why they were being dramatic they said “Im gonna block you bc you said I was dramatic” 🤣 delete

plus last week I got a girl talking to me randomly said she liked cooking and “soccer” and then said “let’s talk on Ig” and then hinted being horny and I asked “ is this something you pay for?” bc it sounded like a porn bot LOL. Anyway did not talk to her anymore nor gave her my IG username. delete

plus I must have 100 porn bot following me. *sigh* but follower count here is private on tumblr anyway

I’m glad some of you arent weird and nor bots. I support sex workers but dont trick us into it please. Sex work is work, not a trick. 🍬.

Now back to the usual programming

#tumblr is wild

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autoandro-meda · 1 month

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3, 22 and 27?

i tried to answer this before and tumblr deleted it thanks website

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

There were variations but it was usually. I go to college (lmao), i meet a girl and she offers to let me move in in exchange for doing whatever she wants in a relationship. It starts simple, small favors, she starts taking interest in measuring my body and changing me as she sees fit while ordering me to do stuff to accomplish it. Things get more controlling with time, she makes me go out less, she keeps me from my friends, etc. With enough time im not even in school anymore, shes thriving and i live at home doing whatever she asks in exchange for praise and pampering. Also usually at some point im force to go full nudist, cause why not.

22. List your kinks.

-HALT! THE FOLLOWING MAIN FETISH OF SATURN IS ONE PEOPLE HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ON AND HE SURE DOESNT FEEL COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE POSTING IT! NICE TRY

For real though uh

-body praise i like a lot, being worshipped for what i have is very erotic

-i have a big thing for numbers in a kink because im hedonistic as hell and like more

-i think size differences can be fun (body wise and cock size wise) but im bot into like really extreme contrast stuff

-im not a furry and dont like puppy play posting but i like collars. Something about the sensory feeling on the neck is nice to me.

-i think ive posted ive whanked to emeto before; verrrrryyy specific circumstances for that one.

-i like intox in theory but my biggest turn off for anything sex related is anything akin to rape/cnc, so it needs a good set up for me to feel comfortable with it

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

I love a playful tease about the way i look, it can even be something insulting it just has to be charged the right way. Tell me i git more weight on my hips or that my arms look nice and you will see nut run down my leg

#ask tag

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transbibennyweir · 3 years

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Why wouldn't u answer a question abt age

it’s mostly a privacy thing i guess?? for the same reasons i haven’t posted my face but over the time i’ve realized that age (even just saying if i’m 18+ or not) is something that tends to be important to disclose out of convenience sake and because uhhh it’s safer just to be upfront

#which i have now realized #due to either past event or offhandly talking about this with others #its not a big deal #so i shouldnt have been so iffy in the first place but whatever ive said it now #granted the idea for this account was mostly just running it like a bot #just make fics make posts keep moving giving it no personhood but ppl are really nice here so i wasnt worried anymore #about being /slightly/ more open like im more willing at least #it was more about other stuff rather than just age #asks

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petitelepus · 2 years

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Hey! Previous matchup anon. I really liked your regular matchup [thank you!!] but I was wondering if I could have a master-pet one? Sorry haha I should have been more clear. Here's my info again

Can i please have a lost light matchup? Im 5'3 and a girl. I have a lot of hobbies: drawing, TV [horror is my favorite genre], sewing and I'm pretty sociable. I do have social anxiety tho 😐. Most of my free time is spent working rn unfortunately. I'm sassy and sarcastic, a bit of a clutz. I like just being able to laugh with ppl I like lots of small things like crystals, scrunchies, soft fabric to sew with etc.. Thank you for doing this again 💕💕

Nautica is your Owner!

She fell for you the moment she laid her pretty blue optics on you in this den meant for you humans on sale. You're so small and cute... You try to hide from her and that tells her how shy you are and she just wants to hug and spoil you rotten.

She asks if you would like to become her companion and you can't say no to her genuine pretty smile that promises you love for the rest of your life. So you accept her as your owner and she is proud of it.

Do you like horror? How cute of you! She happily watches human horror movies with you, though she will ask you to explain a thing or two to her.

Like why is that human wearing another one's face and chasing the girl with chainsaws? Do humans usually eat each other? Are you like hamsters? You have to explain to her some things before she starts ordering human meat for you to consume.

You act nice around Nautica, but around others, you can be sassy and even sarcastic. You know you get away with it because Nautica spoils you rotten and you enjoy watching Bots fume when they can't punish you because Nautica has your back.

Work? Oh, you're so adorable! As long as you belong to her, you don't have to work a day in your life anymore.

When Nautica picked you, she promised to take care of you. That includes all the toys or things you might want. Do you want some yarn? She gets you some and you surprise her with the cutest hat she has ever seen.

Overall, Nautica is extremely proud and loving of you. She admires how talented you are and promises to keep you entertained as long as you are with her.

She actually gifts you with not only a collar, but with the cutest necklace, you have ever seen. It's her way to say how she loves you yet owns you. A pretty amethyst gemstone in your necklace and her name. What else could you ask for?

#anon #matchup #human pet #human pet au #Human pet matchup #nautica #pet human matchup #Thank you for your kind words!#I hope you enjoy this #My friend test read this and she loved it

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badlydrawntransformers · 3 years

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"I cant even close my eyes and feel safe anymore"/"you never ask me how i feel!" hurt/comfort swinlock? 👀

Listen, I either want fics of them being awful or fics of them being angsty there is nO inbetween and the hurt/comfort/angst switch is turned on this week Im sorry 💔♥️

no worries, hurt/comfort and angst are my specialties :3

Also! yesterday while writing the other request fic you asked for I looked up some scenes of TFA to get a better sense of how to write Swindle so! more to go off of hopefully!

Lockdown wasn’t expecting a ping on his radar of an approaching escape pod, and he definitely wasn’t expecting the bot on board to be his partner. Once the pod was safely docked, Swindle found himself burying his faceplate into his partner’s chest again.

“You alright?” Lockdown asked.

Swindle’s response was a distressed whine.

“Some humans were going to strip me for spare parts when I was stuck in vehicle mode.” he mumbled.

“Yeesh. I’m glad they didn’t lay their grubby servos on you.”

“Believe me, it was close.” Swindle grumbled, looking up at Lockdown. “Some Autobots captured me and were taking me back to Cybertron. Ugh, it feels like I always have to be on the move or I get found. I can’t even close my optics and feel safe anymore.”

“Well, with the kind of business you get into, it makes sense that a lot of mechs want you locked up. Or worse.”

“Heh, I guess only getting caught once works out pretty well for me considering my track record.” Swindle chuckled. “This is probably a dumb question to ask, but how many bots have contacted you wanting you to hunt me down?”

“Too many to count.” Lockdown sighed. “Always turned ‘em down, though. No price is ever going to convince me to take you out in any way other than a date.”

Swindle laughed. “I appreciate the sentiment. Speaking of which, it’s been far too long since we took a trip together. I heard Nebulos is nice this time of year.”

“I’ll think about it. Still got a lot of requests to take care of.” Lockdown replied. “Digits crossed I can deal with all of them fast enough for us to get some time for ourselves.”

“With the weapons I dealt you? They don’t stand a chance.”

Lockdown chuckled. “I sure hope so. I know you don’t offer refunds.”

Swindle smirked. “You get what you pay for~”

#transformers animated #tfa #transformers fic #tf fic #swindle #lockdown #swinlock #i hope this also appeases you ksjdfgjshgdf #i still dont know anything about tfa

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