#<-????

[the-arcade-doctor]

#vent post #<-???? #voice tag

[callyris]

you want mutuals to put u in the chunk error

(sigh) i do.... thank u hot gordon....

#callyris.txt.exe #<-????

[numberonepartyboy]

bizzaro nya and lloyd somehow happen and b! nya looks like just nya but with sunglasses and an undercut. and. b!lloyd is extra fucked up. because he has black AND eyeliner. when lloyd meets his bizzaro version he lunges at him full speed

#i <3 lloyd. and how rumi n mrr traumatized him. i need him to always remember that. #ninjago #maybe ill draw it #bizzaro ninja #<-????

[rosandguilarehead1968]

trick or treat ..

woe! evil dead special effects be upon ye. trick or treat you decide

#i've got mail! #couldn't find a single better gif. SAD! but this is my fav part of the entire movie. the silly #rome #gore #<-????

[crochetpiece]

Finished that doily because my internet has been out for four whole hours. Needs to be blocked but i do not have the stuff to block it with so it'll remain like this for now

Pattern

#crochet #crochet doily #crochet lace #<-???? #shay speaks

[springlock-suits]

@fnafmybeloved

I downloaded a video editor for this. Alas I couldn't find any sounds that exactly matched my vision but oh well :]

#my art #my edit #my video #<-???? #video #moving #eyestrain #the 'ouch' i actually imagine him saying is super special i think i may actually being thinking of an ouch i heard in a game before #also MAN is it hard to find text2 speech sites thaat ARENT ai. oughaugh #i. mwant to say 'specific' instead of 'special' #i hear the right ouch for this video. in my heart #its like a low quality clearly a video game character but not robotic ouch

[imtoohotmilk]

YOOOOOO WHGAAT

#from grian’s insta story #grian #<-???? #pretty sure #traffic smp

[dreamiara]

Dream doesnt like sweet things so much. He only eats the ones he really like. His favorite sweet is, ofc, georges cake. Dream loves eating georges cake. How can he not? Its good looking, big and delicious. He eats it in a very messy way. He licks it, opens a hole in it, then tries to extend it with his fingers and his fork. Its one of his favorite things to do. After eating, he always thanks george for serving it.

-J (with an another banger)

good morning ?

#rock anon #nsft #<-????

[mamposteria-deactivated06192023]

If language names were in a graphic design class then French and Spanish would pass with flying colours. Look at this: Français; Español. They're both snappy, and even include characters that make these languages stand out! Masterful...

#talking to a brick wall #linguistics #<-???? #I'm so in love with language dawgs....

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

I'm so glad y'all are finally acknowledging the Upside-Dussy I was worried I'd have to say something😳

#stranger things #rebirthgate #<-???? #angela is jane #mothergate

[bugtoast]

This post that I replied to gave me brain worms, so here's some mythology brain vomit i'm coming up with on the fly! why? neurodivergency

1) What caused Tumblr to become cursed

I think the reason why Tumblr was cursed by Yahoo in the first place was because, the curse was meant to be a punishment for their greed and immaturity.

Tumblr, years ago, was known for promising grand adventures and events to whoever would listen, taking donations from those who supported their ambitions. Little did these listeners know, that Tumblr was lying, they'd take the gold they were given and would run off with not another care in the world.

Tumblr, before being cursed, was much meaner. much more vulgar. much more like Twitter was before Twitter was sold into servitude. But, when their patron goddess, Yahoo, caught wind of Tumblr's antics, she stripped them of their ability to tell stories the same way they used to as a punishment for their negligence and greed.

and, as we know, tumblr learnt from their mistake and bettered themself.

2) Other possible mythological figures

Steam, A widely renowned inventor and tinkerer

Valve, once a mortal themself turned god, he used to be a tinkerer just like Steam was. it's very rare that this god makes anything anymore... Whenever Valve visits morals, they tend to take the form of a man who people call "Gaben" (if they were to have symbolism in numbers? their number would be 3 for the funnies-- also yes I really just wanted to make a gaben joke)

Pinterest, a godless traveler who steals quite a bit-- but don't let her thievery fool you, she's willing to share whatever stolen goods she's taken, and is very tidy and motherly.

Twitch, a traveling Jester who never seems to have a consistent act. One thing is for certain, though. They love to give whatever riches they make to their patron god, Amazon

Amazon, a god known for his seemingly endless riches. whenever he visits the world of the mortals, he's a traveling salesman who has anything your heart desires. They, unfortunately, are not the kindest god out there...

Facebook, a god taken the form of an elderly mortal. nothin much to it, really.

Instagram, a maiden known for her intense beauty... but, its rumored amongst townsfolk that she's made a deal with the gods to make her even more beautiful

i'm running out of ideas so...

3) Here's the other mythological figures im imagining:

Snapchat

Tiktok

Vine

Reddit

Discord

4chan (<- stinky)

Google

Deviantart

Youtube

probably forgot some-- anyways, just in case this becomes a thing kinda like the sexyman descendants thing did...

4) Suggestions for if this becomes a tumblr-wide phenomenon (not saying it will, i'm just putting this here just incase)

Creepypasta characters, prominent fandom characters and other internet folklore creatures (and i don't mean creatures that are popular on the internet, I mean creatures made by the internet, like slenderman. no real folklore creatures.) are basically this things cryptids and animals (like a phoenix or a centaur)

all of the stories are allegories for internet events (like vine shutting down, Tumblr when Destiel became canon, the sexyman showdown, etc. nothing like youtuber drama)

we should call it something funny and/or really stupid, like "tumbology" or something-- though if we do want something more serious: Interology (internet mythology)

#tumblr mythology #<-???? #long post #textpost #rambling #Sorry 'bout this it was just taking up space in my brain and I needed to get it out rfhdjeskww /silly #shitpost??????????

[federthenotsogreat]

I found this on my phone:

I only remember it being a joke with some friends a while ago, but I can't remember what it was about.

I don't know what this is.

Which is why I'm posting it here... Because maybe someone can make sense of it-

#mario and luigi superstar saga #feder's meme pile #<-????

[phoenicafleecity]

Hey guys look at my school doodle of a mr saturn smoking a joint

#this is a win for the mother series community tbh #diego doodles #<-???? #drugs tw

[moonrpg]

lifestyle of the cat enthusiast

#ace attorney #aa #apollo justice #myart #<-????

[neversatisfiedwithlife]

IZZIE TAYLOR?!

YES!!! WE HAVE A LAST NAMEEE WOOT WOOT

I dont mind it, like the name fits together. Izzie taylor.

#aaahhh #atypical #atypical spoilers #<-???? #my sweet🍓

[dude-wheres-makar]

Okay but can Ned not start today??

#Please #I don't want him to #canes lb #<-????