absolutely INCREDIBLE secret santa Fern fanart (fernart) from @peachiesheepie !!
thank you so much for this wonderful piece!!!
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Welcome
New year, new blog, same me falling down the rabbit hole of another fandom.
This sideblog exists because there were a lot of Frieren-related things that I wanted to reblog and discuss but I didn't want to clutter up my main, which is currently focused on a different fandom.
For now, this blog will consist mostly of images from the manga, anime, gifs, screencaps, official art, and fanart.
I'm still catching up on the manga, so I'll be posting thoughts and reactions along the way as well.
Navigation + Tags:
sousou no frieren - any posts relating to the series as a whole, including meta and discussions about plot, themes, timeline, etc.
葬送のフリーレン - the Japanese name for the series is used for posts that discuss things related to linguistics/translation, cultural context, or if Japanese text appears in the mangacaps
Frieren (the character) is tagged with just her name
Characters & Dynamics:
Hero Party - for posts including multiple members of the original party of heroes:
Frieren, Himmel, Heiter, Eisen
Frieren's Party - for posts including multiple members of the present-day party:
Frieren, Fern, Stark, Sein
Past and Present - for posts including an overlap of characters in the hero party & frieren's present-day party
Ships are tagged alphabetically (ie: frieren x himmel, fern x stark)
Misc.
a mere ten years - posts that reference the passage of time and Frieren's understanding of how her years with the original party of heroes changed her
Frieren the slayer - Frieren being a badass
disaster elf - Frieren being a disaster (includes frieren and the mimic. Related tag: sleepy frieren)
aroace frieren - examples of frieren being on the aro/ace spectrum
*note: this tag includes any references/headcanons about Frieren being on the aromantic and/or asexual spectrum, even though the two identities do not always coincide
crossover - any post that includes characters from other series (either in collaboration or referencing parallels)
lost in translation - posts referring to the inherent flaws in translated media and things that aren't obvious if you only read/watch the English version
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Farah the Fern AU: It's Official ❤️ Masterlist Included
*off key kazoo*
Here we go! By popular demand I present to you the first chapter of the Farah the Fern AU.
Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who has commented and reblogged and liked my posts about this silly little idea, I'm glad it's bringing such joy in this trying time.
Shamelessly tagging everyone who's interacted with those posts: @somenamewithepineapple @thomasine00 @ghostsunderstoodmysoul @travelingtardis @thebloodpit @setsuna1415 @ferratic @veritaserum07 @captdorkybadass @eves-da-best @alexusonfire @muscatmusic18 @evebestt @faytalepsy @evermoreparadise @astrid-v @abearofverylittlebrain @radley21 @nerd-law @icecream-junkie @quicktypesomethingclever @fuelingobsessions
If I missed you and you wish to be tagged, let me know. If I tagged you and you don't want to be, also let me know. I will be posting chapters on Ao3 but I will also post them here and update this original post with links to the new ones. Almost all "chapters" will be unconnected unless I specify otherwise.
Enjoy!
Part One (you are here). Part Two. @icecream-junkie's excellent contribution. Part Three. Angsty Part Four. Part Five. @ghostsunderstoodmysoul's excellent Farah x Reader contribution. @belligerent-butterfly's Farah the Fern inspired Farah x Reader. @icecream-junkie's second excellent contribution. @arte-mis-t's Farah the Fern inspired Farah x Reader (chapter 2). @icecream-junkie's NSFW Silrah contribution. @astrid-v's amazing fanart.
Chapter One: A New Trick
The cactus, Saul can only assume, is not proving as effective or satisfactory for Farah to express her displeasure anymore. It’d been a short-lived parlor trick anyhow, since he’s learned to look her way before reaching blindly. She’d taken great enjoyment in that first time, when he’d felt for the delicate fronds of the fern, only to find his fingers instead pierced by the spines of a prickly pear, because he’d made a quip about her current state being much easier to manage than her hair.
All jokes aside, it’s an incredible feat of her restored magic that she’s able to change to whatever plant species she pleases, though she defaults to the fern that saved her life, or the “pleopeltis polypodioides,” as Ben had said, “a fascinating epiphytic fern native to climates of-”
And that’s when Saul had stopped listening. Farah’s a fern: that’s all he needs to know. Except now, she’s not just a fern. She’s whatever she wants to be, for whatever reason she chooses. He learns she’s spending too much time with Flora -dedicated to the task of restoring the headmistress to her corporeal form, bless her- because her plant swaps hold meaning now, a language Saul never bothered learning but now has to, so he knows why Farah had chosen to be a petunia for Luna’s latest visit. (Which according to the archaic volume he’d borrowed from the library, could be construed either as peace or resentment, depending on who the recipient is. Saul has no misgivings about which meaning Farah intended for the Solarian royal).
But Saul doesn’t have the time to cross-reference the subtext of every plant Farah chooses to be, which Farah knows all to well, having no choice but to sit on the edge of her own desk and watch him sort through reams and reams of the paperwork meant to be for her perusal. He’s ashamed to admit he’d had no idea she’d taken on such a taxing load of work on her own, though he’s also not surprised, and irritated mostly with himself for believing her when she’d insisted there was “nothing” for him to do as headmaster outside of training the specialists. Farah is evidently equally as unwilling to let him take on even a fraction of the workload, let alone all of it, in her absence, and she expresses her displeasure the best way she knows how, because Saul doesn’t need to look up any sort of secondary meaning to know she intends the cactus to act as visual proof of her disgruntlement.
But that’s all it is: visual. The plants she chooses to masquerade as are limited to the size of the original pot, so he isn’t contending with a forty pound cactus threatening to skewer his writing-hand for daring to do his job. The prickly pear is barely larger than his hand, an adorable manifestation of her ire like a yappy little dog imagining itself a rottweiler. Which he would never, ever say to her face, because on any other day of the week, she is the rottweiler, which he supposes might make him the yappy little dog. On second thought, maybe he’ll tuck that one away for a time when she’s upset with him. It’ll make her smile, even if he’s still destined for the dog house (ha).
But as a plant stuck in a pot, there’s only so much she can do. She can’t extend the spines of the cactus far enough to poke at him, so he’s in no danger of incurring her wrath any worse. She’ll hold onto guilt, but she won’t hold a grudge.
The ghost of a grin twitches at the corners of Saul’s mouth as he catches the change out of the corner of his eye, the frilly fronds of the fern shrinking into the smooth skin of the cactus, barbs prominent and angry. He mark his signature on an inventory sheet with more of a flourish than is obviously necessary, setting it aside with deliberate nonchalance. The cactus grows as large as Farah dares, barbs incapable of reaching him but not afraid of trying.
“Sorry,” Saul remarks cheerfully, “Don’t speak plant. I couldn’t tell you what you want, but I’ve got to get back to this paperwork.”
This time, the cactus shrinks, pityingly small and unassuming. Saul stacks the inventory sheets off to the side, tucked safely in a manila folder to be squirreled away between the rest of the filing cabinets’ neat rows in Farah’s outer office.
“Don’t pout,” he chides, “It’s your own fault really, you shouldn’t have been doing this all on your own anyway. We’re co-heads of school, I’m not your deputy. You can give me the work and I’ll do it.”
He gets no response, not even visual, so Saul considers the matter settled. He carries on with the paperwork without further interruption for at least another half an hour before he becomes consciously aware of the irritation in his nose, a tickling not placated by rubbing or sniffling that grows worse the longer he sits there. He’ll admit, he’s behind in his taking-over of Farah’s weekly clean of her office, but surely it can’t be that dusty? Not even the volumes on her tallest shelves had been caked with dust as he’d expected, their height a natural deterrent to a proper dusting. No, Farah is nothing if not thorough, in all areas of her life. He glances at her pot, out of habit more than anything, and visible starts, jolting back away from the desk and the insidious infernal plant Farah’s chosen to become.
“Oh that’s very mature,” he gripes, tone a mix of congestion and the roughness of a scratchy throat, allergies ravaging his senses as she knows they always do. Ragweed.
“Very mature,” he repeats, doing as she intended and abandoning the paperwork for when she’s done throwing a tantrum.
“I’ll be back when you can act like an adult,” he threatens. “And I’ll put Riven in charge of you, don’t think I won’t.”
He won’t. He’s bluffing, and they both know it.
Insufferable woman.
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I posted 218 times in 2022
That's 190 more posts than 2021!
155 posts created (71%)
63 posts reblogged (29%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@project-bestiary
@fruitsnackart
@lozylouzer
@satellite-starss
@ozztunes
I tagged 199 of my posts in 2022
Only 9% of my posts had no tags
#undertale - 81 posts
#undertale au - 76 posts
#utmv - 61 posts
#asks - 49 posts
#my art - 44 posts
#ferntale - 29 posts
#project bestiary - 23 posts
#reblog - 15 posts
#fanart - 15 posts
#dreamtale - 13 posts
Longest Tag: 87 characters
#and fern’s future outfit because the clothing was created in the same post as the wings
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
request from @shiroinacoma
passive nightmare axolotl :]
when drawing him, i pictured that he has high status, but tries to fit in with everyone else, so he hardly ever wears anything prestigious in public
just a goofy little lad
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#4
Woo!! Another Incorrect Quotes Generator thingy!
I’m honestly having way too much fun with this.
If I were make this a mini series, what would I even call it…?
Underswap @.p0pcornPr1nce
Dreamtale @.jokublog
Inktale @.comyet
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#3
See the full post
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#2
Warm Up round for my new fanart spree
For everyone I included in this piece, be prepared for a bunch more!
You’re all such big inspirations to me and my work, so I wanted to do something for all of you! I’m not a big fan of how this piece turned out, so I’m going to make a bunch more art after this for you guys 💖
Basically the interactions:
Calluna: Vibing on a tree watching all of the chaos unfold
Nova, Polaris, & Slash: A friendly conversation
Fern & Mal: Meeting each other ‘cause why not?
Crane & Vermin: Just being tall
Yosa: Balancing on a tree
Helian: Help
Calluna belongs to @calcium-cat
Nova, Polaris, Mal, & Vermin belong to @satellite-starss
Crane belongs to @little-noko
Slash belongs to @itsxroxannex
Yosa & Helian belong to @foxalone
480 notes - Posted January 6, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
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I posted 3,086 times in 2022
That's 2,520 more posts than 2021!
86 posts created (3%)
3,000 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@clubpenguinkiller
@poniko
@midiport
@pointnclick
@jthm
I tagged 1,869 of my posts in 2022
Only 39% of my posts had no tags
#txt - 532 posts
#img - 426 posts
#art - 383 posts
#graphics - 239 posts
#vid - 126 posts
#fanart - 123 posts
#twt - 69 posts
#comic - 68 posts
#original - 67 posts
#tech - 56 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#katya >>>>>> she honestly had such meaninful development in the film however its usually overshadowed by ice pick joe's banter with gonchy
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
o also did some sjis cats sorr i dint post them
26 notes - Posted July 28, 2022
#4
theyre beautiful to me
Siphonophorae - Apolemia
See the full post
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#3
See the full post
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#2
why is it always “touch grass” i would very much love for people to examine bark on a tree and view the beauty of plants as a whole. please go and check out ferns in your backyard and find bugs to be kind to
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something i really like abt the 17776 satellites is that their personalities actually kind of align from the era they were created.
9 is confused and a little sad, but still learning to adjust to all the new people and despite always being potrayed as young 9 is older than 10. so it's like 10 is guiding their old grandparent around more than anything. even so, 9 is willing to adjust to the change (maybe because the pioneer 9 was launched near the start of a new decade, new era sort of thing) and actively likes to learn more about the new world theyve been thrust into similarly to 10
10's sort of a learned but still mannered (as much as she can be) person who, despite knowing Discoveries are a hope long gone now, still holds onto the ideals of knowledge and science and things that just make sense shown kind of through her psychoanalysises and willingness (and even desire) to answer all of 9's questions
juice is definitely the more Modern of the group being launched in 2022- actually after 17776 first released! possible we'll get new when juice in the REAL world gets launched. anyway, juice texts very informally and laidback with a lot of interest in goofy shit. even so he has the same sort of interest in humanity as the others, just in different areas like their more simple or silly histories like lunchables or Stepping on rakes and getting hit on the head by the stick part of it and then making fun of said people via text message. he's just a silly guy really, as are most people on the internet in 2022
bonus: i did listen to BoC the entire time i read it Specifically the half awake mix by Gabriel O. so now i associate the band with the series... i mean, music inspired by radio transmissions for a series about satellites which communicate through radio waves... probably not intended whatsoever but possibly why music plays during the videos alongside voice clips
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well now i actually have to not be a coward and Post My Art Here. lets go
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I posted 196 times in 2021
101 posts created (52%)
95 posts reblogged (48%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 0.9 posts.
I added 181 tags in 2021
#my art - 58 posts
#critical role - 28 posts
#hades game - 19 posts
#jester lavorre - 12 posts
#aasimar - 12 posts
#pathfinder 2e - 12 posts
#my ocs - 11 posts
#my oc - 10 posts
#amazing art - 10 posts
#critical role fanart - 9 posts
Longest Tag: 84 characters
#and that no one protected them splintered their faith in the goddess and her clerics
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Several people in my inbox said it would be cute if Laudna was the one who gave Imogen her scarf
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#4
Quick sketch of my new favorites with my favorite dynamic
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#3
You look like you’ve survived a long winter, little sprout. Take my power, and keep growing.
The Voice of the Tempest is dishing out scalding cold boons.
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#2
Ferne does not consent to being on a different team than Orym.
3660 notes • Posted 2021-11-19 07:14:58 GMT
#1
LONG MAY THEY REIGN
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Charlotte’s Web
thenightetc
Hello!
Starscreamapillar
Greetings.
Me
Hello, night human! Starscream-not-human!
thenightetc
Pffff omg
thenightetc
it's TINY!
Me
So ruthless.
thenightetc
Brave cameraman survives vicious pig attack
#cw gore
....
Starscreamapillar
So deadly.
thenightetc
Well, I didn't know they'd already made that joke
Me
If tumblr flagged the video I'm searching for, I'm going to be very very upset.
thenightetc squints
Zephra85
Hey everyone!
thenightetc
Hello!
Me
Zephra human, hello!
Zephra85
Oh man the moment I saw 'the good one' in terms of Charlotte's Web I hauled ass right in here
Starscreamapillar
Seeing something good during one of these streams will be a novelty.
Me
Tumblr, you joyless filth.
Zephra85
Oh no what's it doing this time
Me
Well, onto Good Charlotte's Web it is, then.
Oh no, it just flagged the video I was looking for and hid it forever.
Zephra85
UGH
Me
The video I was looking for was *Peppa Pig.*
thenightetc
Tumblr thought it saw a nipple.
Starscreamapillar
A female presenting nipple.
thenightetc
From what I've heard, tumblr thinks ALL nipples are female presenting.
Zephra85
Tumblr things everything vaguely pink-ish is a female-presenting nipple
Zephra85
Fanart of Sparkscream is flagged now I know it
thenightetc
Look, Peppa's a pinkish thing with a darker pinkish thing on it, what do you want? For it to NOT see tits there?
Zephra85
Clearly that is too much to ask of Tumblr now
Starscreamapillar
Does that mean melanin-heavy nipples are just fine on tumblr? They are not pink anymore.
thenightetc
It's possible!
Zephra85
that was actually a thing it seemed
people were experimenting and uploading/blogging/reblogging pics of dark-skinned people who were def naked/shirtless/etc and it wasn't getting flagged
thenightetc
Gosh, what a surprise.
Me
It also doesn't flag it if you tag it "sfw", apparently.
thenightetc
Meanwhile, tumblr is ALL OVER those naughty, naughty pictures of rocks and mushrooms and its own examples of things that won't get flagged.
Expect someone to kludge that by having it flag EVERYTHING that's tagged 'sfw'.
Starscreamapillar
These redirects are not promising.
thenightetc
No, indeed.
Zephra85
Because (cue 'we don't know sh*t about running a website' gif here)
Having fun, Knock Out?
thenightetc
There, there.
Me
Heaps.
Zephra85
Clearly
Oh??
Maybe???
Me
Charlotte died because the stream sites didn't work.
Me
Oh, you filth.
thenightetc
I've got one, don't know if it's the right one https://www.watchcartoononline.io/charlottes-web
Charlotte’s Web | Watch cartoons online, Watch anime online, English dub anime
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Watch Charlotte's Web online free with HQ / high quailty. Stream movie Charlotte's Web.After her father spares the life of a piglet from slaughtering it as runt of the l
Me
There's good on this Earth and you're it.
thenightetc
Thank you, thank you.
Zephra85
WOO
thenightetc
Tip your waitress!
Zephra85
thenightetc to the rescue!
Zephra85
(hums along with medley)
Me
Tumblr flags the swelling buds.
Zephra85
naturally
thenightetc
Tumblr has a dirty mind.
Starscreamapillar
Why would she be this surprised, given she has presumably lived on this farm her whole life?
thenightetc
"No, because we're not raising you to eat"
Zephra85
she's like 11, maybe her parents might have thought she was too young before this
maybe 12
thenightetc
Yeah, you're right
Starscreamapillar
She is going to learn a harder lesson, when they eat the pig she has named and loves.
thenightetc
Ewwwwwww
Me
Teach your children to kill something they love, because the universe isn't awful enough.
Zephra85
Meanwhile when I was younger than that I was the brother.
The first animal I ever brought home and begged to keep as a pet was literally a frog
Zephra85
My grandma was NOT happy
My grandpa just laughed
thenightetc
Heh.
Me
Mine was a tetradecapede.
Zephra85
ooh what's that?
Me
I don't like the face he made there.
Me
A centipede the size of a German Shepherd.
And made of various leads.
Zephra85
Delightful
thenightetc
That's not what a birthday is.
Me
Just leave the cake and burning candle.
Starscreamapillar
Could she not put him in with the other pigs?
thenightetc
Whooooo is this?
Me
That's my reaction to owls, too.
Zephra85
A very smart pig clearly
Starscreamapillar
Just the sort of human to entrust with a gun.
thenightetc
Hahhaha.
thenightetc
He brought this on himself.
Me
They might have told her this at the start of her pig raising project.
thenightetc
Yes.
Zephra85
I think he anticipated she'd get sick of taking care of it before then
thenightetc
"Do a good enough job and I'll take him away from you!"
Me
Literally nothing about her suggests she'd get sick of something like that.
"You're a six week old pig with the voice of a middle aged man, but you speak very well."
Starscreamapillar
Looks what you've done, goose.
thenightetc
Where did he learn this
Zephra85
She immediately regrets everything
Me
Plot twist, he was like this as an infant pig and that's why his mother wouldn't feed him.
Zephra85
(SNORTS)
Starscreamapillar
Joyous song, then no, no I'm still sad.
Zephra85
There he is
the boy
I love Templeton
Me
I'm not big on sulfur either.
Not by the spoonful, anyway.
Templeton speaks for all of us.
thenightetc
Buckethead.
Starscreamapillar
Spying, hiding and eating are valuable pasttimes.
Zephra85
Hiding away from interaction from others and eating free food
thenightetc
Oh, great, a racist sheep.
Me
They could, very easily.
Zephra85
Templeton really is an inspiration
thenightetc
I want to point out, people eat sheep too.
Starscreamapillar
As if crying about it every changed anything.
thenightetc
omg
Starscreamapillar
The cattle are not crying about their fate at the slaughterhouse.
Me
And the lambs aren't crying about theirs.
Starscreamapillar
Or the goose.
Me
"Shove that depression down and smile, no one wants to see that slag."
Starscreamapillar
I find this song offensive.
Me
"This is different than what the humans plan to do with you."
thenightetc
Heeeeeee
Zephra85
Somehow
Starscreamapillar
I hope she tells the flies to chin up before she eats them.
Me
Hah!
thenightetc
Charlotte explaining ecology
thenightetc
This is just. A gr8 idea.
Starscreamapillar
This is how the pig loses his tail.
Me
He's big on including everyone in every single thought he has.
Zephra85
I can't judge, I was the same way as a kid
Me
Hm, good point.
thenightetc
Awwww.
thenightetc
...Huh. Did Fern hear that?
Can Fern understand them?
Me
Fern hears a lot of things.
Starscreamapillar
And if she cannot, what does she think of this interaction?
thenightetc
"...Yeah. Collection. Definitely not going to eat it as soon as you can't see me."
Zephra85
It's human nature to just watch animals do whatever
We have entire sections of the internet devoted to it
Starscreamapillar
I am also fairly certain that the pig would eat that gosling.
Me
He's doing that right now. Fern's mind is blacking it out and filling in this instead.
Zephra85
Oh my freaking god
Zephra85
Fern, surrounded by death regularly on a farm: Well time to repress another memory.
Me
That's for 35 Year Old Fern to deal with.
thenightetc
Honestly, I'd be freaked out if some chickens started chorus dancing in front of me.
Me
The foal's expression is Fern's right now.
In reality.
Oh dear.
thenightetc
I like how they drew her web.
Starscreamapillar
The fact is, you both will be eaten at the end of the summer.
Me
Did it crash for anyone else?
thenightetc
she CAN understand them!
Starscreamapillar
She can hear them... She's insane.
Zephra85
It's a big laggy
*a bit
thenightetc
This just raises further questions!
Starscreamapillar
It is not lagging for me. Yet.
Me
There it goes!
It blacked out for me, ironically.
Zephra85
odd
thenightetc
It's been okay for me... strange
thenightetc
Now I want to know why the brother doesn't understand the animals
Starscreamapillar
Because Fern is insane, and is imagining this whole thing.
Zephra85
He's not disassociating regularly like fern is
Starscreamapillar
The artists have clearly never seen a real spider.
Me
Not at all.
thenightetc
It's artistic license.
Starscreamapillar
Ah, the drug trip portion of the old animated movie.
thenightetc
It's de rigueur.
Me
It *would* go down fantastic with Steam.
Starscreamapillar
Where did the spider learn to write english?
Me
I want a nine minute montage of that human running.
thenightetc
Ha.
thenightetc
"No, no, obviously the spider, who's right there, didn't do this. It was some god!"
Starscreamapillar
Back before the internet, when miracles had to be seen in person.
Me
I read that as "in prison."
Starscreamapillar
Those are different sorts of miracles.
Me
I love Templeton.
Zephra85
Legit
thenightetc
"Only Wilbur, though. Not the rest of you who are scheduled to be eaten."
Me
"Especially the chicken choir."
Zephra85
Man that ram is racist
thenightetc
Charlotte!
Zephra85
'That's what you get for not coming to my meeting bitch'
Starscreamapillar
We do not talk to the cat. Because.
Zephra85
#Templetondidnothingwrong
Me
Charlotte's saving that pig's life and she doesn't care who has to die along the way.
thenightetc
He appreciated her song.
Me
"Local Schoolteacher Murders 12" was the headline he was working on.
Zephra85
lololol
thenightetc
WELL.
Starscreamapillar
It is not really a new threat.
thenightetc
Okay, okay, the antennae are a little beyond "artistic license".
Me
Why doesn't she just write "Spare the pig" and cut out all the beating around the bush?
Starscreamapillar
She is just a spider. They are not that smart.
Zephra85
If she's too obvious people might look into it
Me
Better to be too obvious than too vague.
Zephra85
True
Zephra85
When does she eat if she's taking down her web all the time
thenightetc
Spiders CAN fast for long periods
Starscreamapillar
This is the most boring town.
thenightetc
And plenty of them rebuild their webs on a daily basis
Zephra85
This was the time before the internet in farming lands
This was legit the most interesting thing to happen around here
Starscreamapillar
After the first time, it is still the same pig.
Me
No it isn't.
Starscreamapillar
Look, the boy can spell.
Me
Hah!
thenightetc
So don't watch!
Me
Wilbur, shut up.
Starscreamapillar
Wilbur is terribly selfish. He'd make a fine Autobot.
Me
He's the very definition of one.
Zephra85
THE PRETTIEST SONG
Me
Without question.
Starscreamapillar
How old is this spider?
Me
Orb weavers can live for several years, if the warm weather holds out and they're fed well. They usually die during the first cold snap.
The country fair is held when the days are still very hot, in late summer or early fall.
Just something to consider going forward!
thenightetc
Shoosh.
Me
Nothing to do with stress and not eating enough. No sir.
thenightetc
Because SOMEbody has scruples about flies--
Zephra85
See this goose knows how to get Templeton to work
Me
"Do this and you'll be well compensated!"
Starscreamapillar
Being paid for one's work. Imagine.
Zephra85
No attempted murder , just free food
Me
Charlotte believes corporations are people.
Starscreamapillar
That is not a joke.
Me
The ram isn't funny, eat him instead.
Zephra85
Templeton doesn't get paid enough for this sh*t
thenightetc
Templeton doesn't get paid at all.
He doesn't HAVE to do anything for them to stow away.
Zephra85
Exactly
Starscreamapillar
Three whole quarters!
Me
They're treating him like he cured someone of something.
thenightetc
Those are expensive.
Starscreamapillar
Now that Henry is cool, he no longer needs glasses.
Zephra85
'I got to actually be a kid for a while '
Me
"It fixed my eyes."
Starscreamapillar
The most selfish pig.
thenightetc
Oh, he still needs glasses, he's just not wearing them. Everything's blurry as shit.
Zephra85
Charlotte that's cold
Me
She never thinks about him again in the book. It's really...something.
Funnier than the ram.
thenightetc
What's wrong with his eyes
Starscreamapillar
But by cheating, we can win.
Me
"Let the other pig die. The one that isn't as polished."
Starscreamapillar
She is very invested in this ungrateful pig. Instead of her own welfare, or that of her offspring.
thenightetc
Animation budget: saved!
Me
Cool Henry Fussy isn't using his glasses, so he trips and falls straight into the ferris wheel gears.
Zephra85
Charlotte would just be like 'it is what it is'
Me
Wilbur's all demands, as usual.
Zephra85
But at least he looked cool doing it
thenightetc
egg
Me
Goals to live by.
Zephra85
And Templeton lived happily ever after
Me
I want him to have everything he wants.
Starscreamapillar
He's actually worked for his happy ending.
Zephra85
He deserves it
Me
Everyone deserves to do this at least once.
Starscreamapillar
Perhaps one day.
Me
"Charlotte, I want something!"
thenightetc
....:<
thenightetc
charloooooootte
Me
"...I mean, I am, but you couldn't look away when I caught those flies, so Mother Earth and Father Time and all that."
Zephra85
Lol
Zephra85
How I react to my friends/acquaintances having babies
Me
You and I both.
Zephra85
"Hooray for them.'
thenightetc
Heh.
Me
Charlotte doesn't want to share a planet with this.
Starscreamapillar
He shall be killed in front of the whole of the crowd. As a sacrifice.
Zephra85
LOLOLOLOL
Me
Got to keep that honey harvest coming somehow!
Starscreamapillar
Last summer?
Me
"Whatever state that may be. It's very red."
Zephra85
Omg
thenightetc
You heard it here first, Charlotte is god
thenightetc
I'm a little distracted by that guy's moustache...
Starscreamapillar
Eat the pig, and gain the miracle powers.
thenightetc
The balding one.
Zephra85
Idgaf I love barbershop quartets
Me
I love how everyone accepts that it's a supernatural message from their god and all he gets is a bronze medal.
thenightetc
Are they still going to care in a few years when the writing's stopped, though
Zephra85
Can't win 'em all I guess
Me
Meanwhile, Uncle really does go on to live to a ripe old age as a stud.
thenightetc
awwwwwww, no
Zephra85
Man she may have been bossy cold heartless but this scene still gets to me
thenightetc
charlooooootte
Starscreamapillar
She just climbed down there. Have the pig put you in the crate.
Zephra85
Templeton has his own gift for words
Monkeyshine
Me
It's beautiful.
thenightetc
his TEETH are STICKING INTO IT
Me
If you hadn't sicced a cat on him, Charlotte, maybe he would have grabbed you while he was up there.
Starscreamapillar
She is barely worth the eating, since she has not been allowed to feed.
Zephra85
...
Me
Because it harmed Wilbur's delicate sensibilities.
Zephra85
Q_Q
thenightetc
noooooo.
Starscreamapillar
She got to finish her song. Who could ask for more.
Me
Here's to that.
Me
I'm siding with Wilbur on this one. I'd gladly trade his life for her's too.
Starscreamapillar
If only it worked like that.
Zephra85
Beloved manure pile.
Starscreamapillar
And he just killed those spider eggs, by burying them in manure.
Zephra85
NEVER TEMPLETON WILL BE IMMORTAL FOREVER
Starscreamapillar
Someone has to eat Templeton and his children. Or the farmer puts out poison.
Me
Templeton outlives them all.
Starscreamapillar
Templeton eats Zuckerman, and his wife.
Zephra85
He will if there's even a shred of justice in the world
thenightetc
Circle of life.
Starscreamapillar
Fern discovers the nibbled upon bodies, and imagines an animal musical number.
Zephra85
And I stand by, #templetondidnothingwrong
Me
Does anyone know how to fix a frozen rabbit screen?
Starscreamapillar
Unfortunately not.
Me
There's a way to yank down the current video and start a new one, I know.
thenightetc
Reload?
Me
For the second time tonight, you've saved us!
Zephra85
Woo!
But I do need to get going, I've got to get some dinner ready for the bf.
Zephra85
Bye everyone!
Starscreamapillar
Goodbye.
Me
Goodbye, Zephra human! Glad you could make it!
Zephra85
Thanks for the stream, Knock Out! Say hi to the family for me!
Me
Will do!
thenightetc
Goodnight!
thenightetc
The same site has this one, too https://www.watchcartoononline.io/charlottes-web-2-wilburs-great-adventure
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Me
Three for three!
thenightetc preens
Starscreamapillar
Good work. It would be a shame if we could not watch more pig nonsense.
Me
Heaven forbid we end on a beautiful, poignant note!
That's not how we do things around here.
Starscreamapillar
No indeed.
thenightetc
It WAS a good movie, despite my reflexive heckling.
Starscreamapillar
I am not saying it was not a good movie, I am saying Wilbur was not a good protagonist.
-This- will not be a good movie.
thenightetc
Oh my god!!!!
THEY HAVE HUMAN HAIR
thenightetc
OH MY GOD THEYR'E CENTAURS
Starscreamapillar
And they still have antennae, despite just saying they should not.
thenightetc
Nobody told the animators
Me
Their mother really was a god. An unholy one.
Starscreamapillar
Someone put blush on that pig.
thenightetc
She was Lolth and they are tiny tiny driders
Me
Lurvy did it for reasons no one has to know.
thenightetc
They're YOUR kids, Templeton--those are definitely smirks
Starscreamapillar
So he is a coward now.
Me
I like how the grass is unkempt and the barn and fence are peeling.
thenightetc
Is it just me, or is Wilbur smaller than he was at the end of the last movie?
Me
Smaller and leggier.
Me
Well, I'm already rooting for this character.
thenightetc
Oh, HERE it is, predators are evil
Starscreamapillar
Evil, and British.
Not an egg!
Me
Not a single egg!
thenightetc
MUCH worse than when humans take their eggs
Me
Every single day.
Starscreamapillar
Racism? Racism.
Me
And then you didn't let her eat.
Me
Dear Unicron.
thenightetc
.............
Me
Charlotte regrets giving her life for this.
Starscreamapillar
Pain....
Starscreamapillar
Also, no one cares these animals are just roaming loose.
thenightetc
Oh, farmers are totally cool with that.
Why wouldn't they be!
Me
Just making a mess of everything.
thenightetc
Did he... hear the song?
thenightetc
he was whistling it!
Starscreamapillar
Everyone is insane now.
Me
No wonder the farm's in ruins.
Starscreamapillar
That lamb is going to die if it only eats garbage.
Me
Doesn't he have a mother or something?
Starscreamapillar
Wilbur is his mother now.
Me
Unicron help him.
Starscreamapillar
A single tomato.
thenightetc
She's.... wearing blush
Me
Why is everyone wearing blush?
Starscreamapillar
Lurvy also applied that.
Me
Lurvy takes part of his payment in the form of freedom to do this.
Starscreamapillar
The fair, where your mother died! You know, the best time of year.
thenightetc
Right?
Me
At least they're acknowledging it?
thenightetc
I guess?
Me
WHY THE HAIR.
thenightetc
WHAT. WAS. THAT.
Starscreamapillar
She used to have 'Talk to the manager' hair.
Me
Her last instruction to Wilbur was not to have her kids vaccinated.
Starscreamapillar
Ha!
thenightetc
She would never.
bah, she's young, they'll grow back
Starscreamapillar
I hope Templeton eats that tomato.
thenightetc
Now if only someone would bake a giant loaf of bread, make a huge batch of mayo, and fry up a WHOOOOOLE BUNCH of bacon
Me
And then the sacrificial feast.
Starscreamapillar
You won a medal, because a spider took pity on you.
thenightetc
...Man.
Me
You won a *bronze* medal.
thenightetc
OH BOY
Me
Here we go.
Starscreamapillar
This would be less fun while high.
thenightetc
Is this vore
Starscreamapillar
Not yet.
thenightetc
I'm gonna have a bacon sandwich after this
Me
Is he just blacking out while this is happening?
thenightetc
Well, he IS a fainter.
Starscreamapillar
Nope, just disassociating hard.
Me
Back to demands!
thenightetc
HA.
Starscreamapillar
Templeton is a rat. His life is potentially always being eaten.
Me
You're awfully good at thinking of yourself, Wilbur.
thenightetc
So... they don't talk where humans can hear them anymore?
Or is it an "adults can't understand them" thing?
Me
This is a disaster.
Starscreamapillar
You are not wrong.
thenightetc
What are those... spots on her face
"That's it! Blood!"
thenightetc
Does she have spider-zits?
Starscreamapillar
To go with her spider hair.
thenightetc
And she only has them sometimes?
Starscreamapillar
He could eat those terrible children for him.
Me
Make it look like an accident.
thenightetc
"it'll get you away from your awful spawn"
Starscreamapillar
Get the owl to do the dirty work for him.
Me
I was sure that's where he was going with that, but no, that would make sense.
Ugh, that blush.
thenightetc
How much of this movie is he going to spend covered in mud
thenightetc
Oh no! Corn!
Starscreamapillar
Then he was eaten by coyotes.
Me
Much to the relief of all.
thenightetc
Suuuure, Templeton.
thenightetc
Man, Wilbur's going to end up raising those kids by the time this trip's over.
Me
It's one vine, you mistake.
Starscreamapillar
And the bear that lives in there, surely.
thenightetc
He's... just getting more and more covered in things
Me
You know, with all the pigs that presumably passed through that barn without getting a reprieve, I feel like some of them had to be more deserving of a reprieve than Wilbur.
Starscreamapillar
I hope he is shot for being a 'wild boar' now.
Me
Please, please.
thenightetc
Yeah, I'm remembering how this stream started
Starscreamapillar
Those spiders are awfully critical for useless beings that have never actually done anything of note.
thenightetc
.......
When did they hear about it
Starscreamapillar
Last night. Everyone was told. Even the pigs.
Me
Why is any of this happening?
Starscreamapillar
Because we have not suffered enough.
ThebesAce
Well THIS looks peculiar
Starscreamapillar
And everyone on every farm is a bitch.
thenightetc
Working how, exactly
Me
This milk thing is someone's very specific fetish.
ThebesAce
also hello
Starscreamapillar
He eats rotten eggs.
thenightetc
I thought he LIKED spoiled things
Me
Well, that was pointless.
Starscreamapillar
This whole thing is pointless.
thenightetc
You missed the original, now we're watching the sequel!
Me
Hello, Thebes human!
ThebesAce
ahhh, so that explains the weird child spiders with hair
Starscreamapillar
She has never eaten, has she.
thenightetc
She eats the others' scraps.
Me
Oh yes, I definitely like this fox.
thenightetc
Right?
Me
.......Dear Unicron. If Starscream and I were foxes and reproduced, this would be the result.
Starscreamapillar
I do not like that visual.
Me
Neither do I.
But we all have to live with it now.
Starscreamapillar
As if things weren't haunting enough.
ThebesAce
this movie seems designed to provide unsettling cisuals
ThebesAce
*visuals
thenightetc
hahahahah
thenightetc
Look what your son did.
Me
I couldn't be prouder.
Starscreamapillar
Time for a pig hunt.
thenightetc
How are those sticks staying on, anyway
Me
Sinister forces.
Starscreamapillar
The power of poor writing.
thenightetc
Wow.
Me
"My valuable miracle pig's missing, but eh!"
Starscreamapillar
He hasn't produced a miracle in over a year.
thenightetc
You can all talk.
Me
Ugh, it looks like the sticks are physically jammed up under his skin.
thenightetc
It DOES.
ThebesAce
Can't unsee
Starscreamapillar
Mm, add in that bad CGI
thenightetc
Didn't need a closeup of incorrectly attached legs.
Me
If their web isn't a disaster, I'll be very disappointed.
Starscreamapillar
Also, who refers to their siblings as 'girls'?
thenightetc
Dude
Me
Wilbur never bothered to teach them not to say that.
thenightetc
Heheheh
Me
Beautiful.
Me
It's the haircut that's missing. Got to break out those expired coupons and threaten a 16 year old employee.
Me
Now, I'm no expert on cows, but isn't that a sign of an infected udder?
Starscreamapillar
It is likely a sign of poor husbandry, if nothing else.
Me
"Your fall mastitis is because of your sour attitude, haha!"
thenightetc
Well, that just makes it awful.
She's probably in a lot of pain all the time.
Starscreamapillar
No wonder she is cranky.
thenightetc
I'm pretty sure it's only mutton if it's an adult sheep
Me
Great job there, Mr. 108.2 IQ.
thenightetc
Also, mutton is red meat.
Starscreamapillar
Release the hounds.
Me
Gah, there she is!
thenightetc
Couldn't they just try a little harder to get his "disguise" off
Me
I like how he mangled one of the more touching things she said to him.
They're all rooting for the hunters, deep down.
Starscreamapillar
They're going to blame the 'wild pig' for their cow going missing too, instead of not closing the gate properly.
Should he have not killed him already?
thenightetc
Haha, wow
ThebesAce
ThebesAce
you'd think. Foxes don't play with their food, as far as I can recall
Me
HAH!
thenightetc
"Oh, well, sometimes cows just wander away, what can you do"
Me
THEY ACTUALLY BLAMED HIM FOR THE COW!
Starscreamapillar
Called it!
thenightetc
They did!
ThebesAce
This message has been removed.
Me
"The wild pig burned down this house!"
Starscreamapillar
The wild pig ruined the economy!
ThebesAce
Ugh, wrong buttooooon
thenightetc
Hey, YOU'RE not going to die, you're spiders, you can just climb up somewhere and they'll all ignore you
Me
Oh, that was hot.
ThebesAce
right? Especially on a farm
Starscreamapillar
He is savoring this far too much.
thenightetc
Is THIS vore
Me
It is now.
thenightetc
Love the music they put that to.
Me
What predator takes a rat over lamb?
Starscreamapillar
A stupid one.
Starscreamapillar
When did they have time to make that?
thenightetc
How, uh
Me
108.2, everyone.
thenightetc
How did he... tie those?
With his hooves??
thenightetc
Just, physically, how did he accomplish it?
Starscreamapillar
If this movie ends with him being torn apart by dogs, I will take back every criticism.
Me
I like the blatantly recycled stock sound effect from Fox and the Hound.
Likewise.
thenightetc
"Why the heck is he green"
Starscreamapillar
And so they killed that fox. Brutally.
Me
Lot of screaming.
thenightetc
Oil her legs?
thenightetc
What?
Starscreamapillar
That fox is a pelt on a wall now.
thenightetc
...
Starscreamapillar
Well, I feel dumber now. Truly the way to end one of these.
Me
We're sitting through the song. Because we just are.
Starscreamapillar
Because you are making us.
Me
Exactly.
Starscreamapillar
So many plot threads. None of them woven correctly together. It's like a metaphor, for the terrible spiders, and their terrible webs.
thenightetc
Technically, we could leave at any moment
But we won't.
Me
You could, yes. But could you live with that kind of cowardice?
Starscreamapillar
The shrek thing was still worse.
Me
I don't think anything will ever be as bad as that.
thenightetc
True.
Me
"Girls, girls, girls!"
Starscreamapillar
I'm sure there is something worse. And we will find it. One evening.
Me
Someday. Someday.
And that's the end. That's the note we're entering 2019 on.
thenightetc
I'd rather watch a movie based on one of the slings who DIDN'T stick around.
Starscreamapillar
Yes. Get rid of the pig.
thenightetc
Stuff happening far, far away from the pig
ThebesAce
and it'll probably be made by Good Times animation.
Me
Even the males living for a few months, then getting eaten. I'd take that over this.
thenightetc
They live it UP for those few months, presumably
Starscreamapillar
They probably have the sense not to adopt a whiny, demanding pig.
thenightetc
...Oh, I bet it's not "stuck"--it's just in fullscreen mode or whatever it is.
Bet it goes back if you click the thing in the lower right again.
Me
Oh no, it's stuck. I can click on the minimize and it won't do anything.
Rabbit's been acting up all night.
Possibly as some form of protest.
thenightetc
Oh.
Starscreamapillar
It is unhappy with the slop you foist upon it.
thenightetc
: (
Me
It can deal with it.
Today
Starscreamapillar
Ha!
thenightetc
Oh, well.
It held out for the entire movie, that's something
Starscreamapillar
Well, what trauma now?
Me
Because I refuse to let tumblr take some things away from us, and because this is the past year in a nutshell.
Starscreamapillar
You finally found it.
thenightetc
Nipples, nipples everywhere
Me
Not the version on tumblr, but I'll try to recreate the experience.
thenightetc
Hahhahahaaaa
Be freeeeeeee
Me
The end.
Starscreamapillar
Perfect.
thenightetc
Amazing.
Me
Unless anyone has anything to share with the class, that's where I'm electing to leave it!
Starscreamapillar
I think that is a fine ending point.
Me
Excellent!
thenightetc
Thanks for the stream!
Starscreamapillar
Thank you for hosting this nonsense, once again. I am glad I shirked my obligations to attend.
Me
Oh! The one time I get to steal this from Soundwave!
ThebesAce
thank you!
thenightetc
It was great, and then terrible, and then great again.
Oh??
Ha!
Me
Thank you all very much for coming!
Starscreamapillar
Until next time.
Me
Until then!
ThebesAce
See you!
thenightetc
Thank you, and goodnight. : )
Me
Good night!
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