#<- maybe. allegedly

[strawberrybabydog]

if we keep doing uwu soft little vampire and big strong dumb werewolf how are we going to ever break out of gender binary

if i see 1 more artist make the masculine/larger/stronger human partner into the werewolf im going to freak out

lycanthropy is about losing yourself. please i am begging you to make someone random, someone unequipped, into a werewolf. please. small scrawny werewolves who are weak and scared, feminine werewolves, werewolves who struggle with the idea of taking something's life (even another animal for food) werewolves who refuse to get dirty because they're averse. werewolves need more than 1 mental illness yall

its kind of a joke at the beginning but not really. make an insane jacked vampire and her petite femme werewife with braided patterned fur or something; make the vampire a seamstress who wont quit until her werewife has the perfect fitting dress for her new furry body. stop with the "oh this character is butch/masc, CLEARLY they would make a good werewolf" shut uuuuupp be a LITTLE more creative. come on!!! do you really think every single werewolf has a premium gym membership? quit drawing them like it !!!

#this post has been brought to u in part by cinnamon #have none of u considered that if u give a werewolf a Different set of problems they will be way more interesting #how many times have i seen the 'lycanthropy is a good metaphor for everything' post and agreed #but still im only seeing jacked violent huge strong animalistic werewolves. whyyy #how can you say this is basically a universal experience and then only assign 1 body shape and traits to a character Forever. #like yeah thats very 'diverse experiences' of you........ to only portray the everyman in the form of a werewolf...... sooo representative.. #like genuinely who are werewolves supposed to represent because allegedly its me and i have yet to truly relate to a werewolf in media #i do not relate to wanting to mercilessly slaughter or being powerful or striking fear in others or being ripped and violent #maybe im missing the point or something but.. i AM a werewolf :0/ #just 1 nonmasc werewolf. please. that is all im asking for. idc if theyre androgyne or a void. idc. just NOT a gymbro as a werewolf. #idec if they fill the stereotypical traits of a werewolf just NOT A GYMBRO!! #werewolf posting #woof

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Currently Imagining a yuri story about a “straight” girl who is invited to join a popular vtuber agency, but she doesn’t realize all the girls who work for it are lesbians. When she’s caught off guard by all the flirting her coworkers are doing they tell her that the fans love it, so she assumes it’s part of the job and goes along with it. Then she catches some of the other girls making out somewhere in the studio when they’re not live and she asks what they’re doing and they tell her they’re practicing to give their characters better chemistry. When the other girls approach her not on camera she goes along with that too as “another part of the job”. Things escalate in ways that you can probably imagine, things like the other girls showing her all the lesbian hentai of their characters together saying “we should do this together, yknow, for our characters’ sake” and eventually she realizes she wasn’t really straight afterall

#Those posts yesterday about Houshou Marine allegedly having fucked most of the hololive girls gave me a great idea. #vtuber yuri concept #vtuber yuri #tagging it for later maybe. #although if I wanted to write something like this I’d have to do more vtuber research

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i think the actual disconnect between nie mingjue and jin guangyao is that nie mingjue is dying and knows he's dying and has to stick so so so closely to his morals and virtues or else it'll have been for nothing and then he'll have to come to terms with the fact that maybe he didn't actually have to die after all vs jin guangyao who wants to live, he wants to live and be safe and have all the things he was told he could never have-was told he was never good enough to have-and will do almost anything to make it so. and these are two like irreconcilable point of views right (and both Correct and Wrong at the same time) and so they can't understand each other because they aren't even having the same argument and neither of them can see that

#nie mingjue #jin guangyao #nieyao #it's good!!! #i think nmj never expected to survive the war against the wen too maybe so after he's both floundering and STILL dying #characters that didn't HAVE to die like that but did anyways because societal/family/narrative pressure etc >>>>>>> #⚰️ #I've been told it's real sweet to grow old #i think there's also this disconnect between the two of them in the story as a whole re that steinberg quote i posted earlier about kleos #nostos (glory seeking vs home coming) #where jgy is the kleos or glory seeker and nmj SHOULD be the nostos (@ #(and he IS to an extent) but also he ISNT because again he is dying-he knows hes dying you cant extract that from his character #and so there SHOULD be this conflict here from that but there just isnt because nmj isnt filling that role properly and i think that's part #of why jgy cant understand him #jgy is the kleos but nmj isnt a glory seeker (not outside of like the war and he's not doing that for glory etc) but he's also not nostos #he's theseus in the king must die #(sorry for referencing a bunch of shit in th tags pls pls pls ignore my rambling to myself about characters that are barely ever on page/ #screen and so we can never actually fully contextualize them because we dont actually know them but oh boy oh boy can we try) #so like what does a guy who will (allegedly) give up anyone and anything domestic to gain/retain status do against a guy who otherwise #would be the opposite and unwilling/unable to sacrifice anyone for these things do when said guy does neither 🤷‍♀️ #mine

[priceofreedom]

funny how everyone seemed to adore Zack until he started having more screentime...

#it's honestly very surprising. i see hate towards him almost every day since Remake came out and i wish i was kidding #and yeah yeah i know other characters get lots of hate too but the hate towards him has been so sudden and random??? #idk maybe he *was* hated before but i just didn't notice #but at the same time no. i'm 100% sure the hate increased considerably after he was shown to be alive in the Remake #i feel like some people are just weirdly concerned he is gonna overshadow the main characters which is stupid #this story is still about Cloud and the others #we're just gonna explore another reality (allegedly) with Zack it's not that deep bro #(rebirth spoilers) -> even in Zack's timeline Cloud AND Aerith are there #and who knows how many more #like i get shippers being petty because when are they not petty #but i've seen non-shippers/casual players saying they do not want to see more of him and being all bitter bc he's important #he's always been important you all just refuse to acknowledge it!!! #no matter how many times hamaguchi nomura nojima etc say he's super important ppl just keep denying it 💀 #as if y'all know more than the freaking devs i'm getting tired of this bs #my post #i'm glad the devs love him as much as we do. cry about it

[svtskneecaps]

took advantage of what may apparently be the last quiet qsmp night for a WHILE to watch through some day 1 vods, since i didn't hop on the train until mid april. holy SHIT there is gold in those metaphorical hills. one day i gotta make a compilation fr but it is so tedious the way i get clips.

anyway here's a collection of highlights:

#qsmp #block game brainrot #shut up vic #for those of you who might not have time to watch a million hours of livestreams lol #a few day 1 gems i haven't seen mentioned recently #can MAYBE find time stamps for those if requested #i was watching phil bad and foolish though i jumped around i didn't watch straight through #i have some time but i don't have 'catch up on qsmp' time #OTHERWISE MAYBE I'D WRITE THE GODDAMN SLIMERIANA TIME LOOP AU GRRRRRRRRR #my brain goes nuts over it constantly but grr grrrr grrrr i didn't see flippa live bc she was DEAD WHEN I ARRIVED #AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MANY VODS SCREAMS. #AND!!! I DON'T!!!!! SPEAK SPANISH!!!!!!!! #anyway lol if anybody knows fast convenient ways to clip vods either on youtube or twitch but mostly youtube lmk #(and by clip i mean 'get video files' idk how clipping works on twitch bc literally qsmp is the only reason i'm on twitch) #anyway it's 4 am enjoy these unhinged tags goodnight 😴 #bbh may have fixed his sleep schedule (allegedly) but balance must be restored to the universe apparently lol #long tags

[fiendpact]

apparently larian’s gonna be talkin about new features in patch 5 this week….. what do we think, guys. personally i want an in-game photo mode/freecam sooo badly but i also am kind of afraid anything “new” will just break everything 😭

#also i NEED to hug everyone. but idk if that’s considered a feature #maybe cross play? who knows #they’re fixing astarion’s kisses too allegedly :) hopefully it doesn’t bug out anything else #bg3 #jess.txt

[andoutofharm]

somewhere in virginia beach..........................................................fob is allegedly playing fob songs

#i say allegedly because who knows maybe they fucked off and are skipping along the beach holding hands #i am Originally From virigina beach ok i know how easy it is to do one thing and then Suddenly be at the beach skipping along holding hands

[shrublub]

we go together like the gum on my shoes!! 🦋📹

#let’s get bea to work on the soundtrack for the lis tv series allegedly in the works and not shawn mendes i am so srs #and maybe soccer mommy #life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield #lis #pricefield #my art #fanart #artists on tumblr

[veinsfullofstars]

“Don’t get any ideas, sunshine - you ain’t allowed anywhere near me until you brush ya damn teeth, y’hear me?” “Heh…”

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach and Dark Meta Knight having a snack break and learning about certain food preferences. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)

Hey, did you guys know that Daroach canonically hates tomatoes? And DMK barely has any flavor text pertaining to him whatsoever? That means it’s my city now, hehe.

(Also heckin’ around with colored text bubbles. I think it looks neat - what do y'all think?)

UPDATE 03/01/24: Changed DMK's cape from gray to dark red.

Started 02/03/24, finished 02/05/24. NOTE: This was originally posted on my deleted account on 02/05/24.

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Transcript:

Panel 1

*DR (left) and DMK (right) sitting side by side on a simple platform facing the viewer, brown paper bags at their sides, a few bits of food on their faces; DR sits with a half-slice of watermelon in both paws, a bite taken out of it, dripping pink juice; DMK - wearing his cape instead of his wings, his mask taken off and set to the side - sits leaning back on one hand and holding a tomato in the other, a bite taken out of it, dripping red-orange juice*

DR: (looking over at DMK, brow cocked) Is that- Dark, are you just eatin’ a raw tomato?

DMK: (mouth full, glancing at DR in disinterest) Mhm, what about it?

Panel 2

*DMK casually tosses the tomato into the air, leaning back and opening his mouth wide to catch it, one incisor prominent; DR grimaces in painfully clear disgust, his ears drooping, and scoots away from him (text popping up beside him reading “cringe”)*

Panel 3

*DMK turned to grin smugly at DR while wiping tomato juice from his mouth, staining the back of his glove; DR continues to lean away from him, giving him a rather deadpan glare, moving the melon slice to one paw and pointing a claw at him with the other*

DR: Ya lucky you’re so attractive, ya friggin’ trash fire.

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #daroach #dark meta knight #dark meta knight x daroach #darkroach #rarepair #comic #now if it had been a Maxim Tomato he wouldn't've cared #'cause those don't actually taste like tomatoes allegedly #(... unless your favorite food IS tomatoes I guess) #(hmm wonder what Dark's fav would be? maybe something spicy or savory?) #in my heart they both have abysmal table manners #also a rare wingless DMK #lookit him being all smug >:3 #also - from the makes of Dedede Squeent - I bring you... Daroach Squeent #(someday I'll actually learn how to draw him) #food tw #veinsfullofstars

[lesbianralzarek]

why does every article reporting on idf war crimes go "hamas, who started the war on october 7th with their brutal terrorist attack slaughtering innocent israeli civilians, has condemned the idf's use of-"? like, nearly verbatim every single time. we know about october 7th. we know by now. half the time, hamas isnt even relevant but they gotta find some way to sow doubt and numb any potential compassion responses. will you get fired if you show sympathy for murdered palestinian civilians without first adding a disclaimer saying its all their fault for being born in gaza? if you call "palestinians under 18" children? if you use the words "murdered" or "brutal" or "massacre" for acts that didnt occur on october 7th? if you call a spade a spade? why are israeli reports front page news without proper fact-checking but palestinian reporting is always "allegedly" even when theres video evidence? why does the idf not get the hamas treatment of reminding everyone that theyre biased before treating their words as law, like they havent been caught bold-faced lying again and again?

#soooooo fucking infuriating #'palestinians are allegedly starving but thats what hamas (who are savage terrorists in case you forgot) said as well so who knows?' #'idf soldiers are allegedly bragging about and showing pictures and videos of their war crimes on social media but #its not in english so we may never know what theyre saying. palestinian ''civilians'' are translating so whatever they say must be wrong' #'in other news. heres what ''doctors'' are referring to as a ''calendar'' but is written in arabic (terrorist language) so the idf must be #telling the truth when they say its proof they are all evil and must in some nebulous way suddenly stop living' #to be fair. the 'secret hamas names list disguised as calendar but REALLY about oct 7' shit was the target of skepticism quite early on #but it really does show how often the idf lies to justify obvious war crimes #maybe they should provide verified evidence or even just be given a bias disclaimer before printing their claims as fact??? #every single fucking death toll is phrased as 'hamas-run ministry of health reports death toll of x' like? #yeah? thats their fucking government? what else do you expect? #you do understand that the healthcare portion of their government is probably more reputable #than what the phrasing of those headlines are obviously trying to imply? #i understand that bias is still possible there but its not armed combatants making shit up #its doctors who receive govt paychecks doing their best to identify the disfigured bodies not buried under rubble #youre not slick with that wording

[l8tof1]

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#lmao i tried tinder for the first time this weekend and #nothing has ever confirmed to me more strongly that i’m demi #u mean to tell me there’s people (MOST people allegedly???!?) that look at one pic of a person and are immediately attracted to them? #like u just. look at their pic and you know whether it’s a yes or no??? #that is a WILD concept to me #literally i could never #i need to know your life story and all your beautiful lil mannerisms and favorite things #we need to have made memories and fallen asleep together accidentally #etc etc etc #and maybe THEN i’ll know #it made me so uncomfortable too to have my pictures out there for everyone to look at? #🥲🥲 #personal #demisexual #demisexuality

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

KLYTEMNESTRA You were always going to do it. You liked to push back against it – it’s a good feeling, surrender, actually – but you knew, you knew from the first moment you heard – even before you heard the question – you knew what your answer would be. This was always going to happen. She’s been dead since the beginning.

-robert icke's adaptation of the oresteia

#mdzs #the untamed #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #nie huaisang #the funny thing #is that this quote WOULD also work for qin su maybe re jrs (allegedly!!) but there arent any scenes of him so. #it fits nhs too tho!! #this actually came out better than i thought it was going to so. sorry??? #i do need to get more screenshots tho this was really pushing what i already had #⚰️ #mine

[appallinnballin]

my beautiful son who has every disease

#THAST HIM! thats him #context that may or may not be important but last year 2022 on march I got food poisoning #on 17th i got food poisonjng for the second time thag year and a couple of my friends and i started a running joke that i was pregnant #and we kept it going for nine fucking months! my fiance especially thought it was the funnjest thing #november 17 marks the day my fardlet was born and he will turn one in two months #i would do anything for him #original character #yeah #my art #Virginia von Countryroadstakemehome Fardlet III #ok i just had to look at what ive allegedly named him as i forgot and went to look at the year old post #and. well. maybe not *anything* for him #actually forget it SORRY FOR LONG TAGS but I would do absolutely anything for him I would kill i would die every time i look at this drawing #that i meant to show as pathetic as possible i fall in love with him a little bit more oh my god goddammit. i love you virginia #i would kill i would die for him. *******

[grey-has-rusted]

what they don't tell you about life is that it's hard. woe is me

#ramblings #yes. i logged onto tumblr just to complain. #i have not been having a good time irl </3 #guys am i cooked? i wake up everyday with a heavy sorrow in my heart. #i am sad all the time even though i enjoy the wonders of life. #i laugh and smile and talk and learn. but im still sad. #it also doesn't help that i have psychotic tendencies and episodes #'go for a walk. that's a healthy coping mechanism' bro i can't even go outside bc i will get lost and walk for hours and almost- #unintentionally kill myself #it sucks. it all sucks and i say things that don't make sense either. apparently. allegedly. #i just want a functional brain. i would be so unstoppable if it weren't from my brain maybe i could actually function like a normal person #and hold down a job and be consistent with my hobbies and passions and actually maintain friendships #ong ive been so lonely too #i haven't bothered making friends anymore bc i know i won't be consistent and i dont wanna waste anyone's time #that's just really unfair #and i rely so heavily on videogames and fiction to get me through the day #bc it makes me feel less lonely. yeah i know i sound lame 💀 #anyways- see y'all in another year when i remember tumblr exists

[notajoinerofthings]

for lent i'm also giving up wasting emotional energy on people who have shown me time and time again that i'm not a priority for them.

#and you know what #i might not like myself that much a lot of the time #but at this point in my life i do care about myself enough to say that i do in fact deserve that people who (allegedly) #care about me also show me that. and behave in a way that matches their words #and if they don't or don't want to. well. downgrade to acquaintance it is. don't expect me to open up to you ever again #and don't expect me to still be your agony aunt whenever it's convenient for ya✌️ #ugh but it's such a fine line to walk esp when everyone in this scenario is somewhat neurodivergent #i know people are depressed and anxious and exhausted and overworked and burned out. and i do understand the urge to self-isolate #trust me i do. but it also hurts to see that they usually still find the time and energy to interact with other people. never with me. #and i'm sure there are valid reasons for that. and maybe i should be more understanding. but it also just hurts #and it triggers a lot of insecurities (maybe i'm overall just a draining person and not fun to be around blablabla) #and i know that's mostly a me problem but also friends should not make me feel that way #personal #delete later

[thekidsarentalright]

have been seeing some rumors that fob submitted stardust for album of the year consideration and ik the grammys are evil and ik the likelihood of them winning but like. holy shit does stardust deserve to be an aoty nom

#nothing is confirmed yet but ive seen they allegedly submitted it for aoty And rock album #and also lftos for record of the year song of the year rock performance and rock song. all allegedly again ofc #also just bc they maybe submitted them doesnt even mean they’ll get the noms i just Want them to HFJDN #i like. so fucking badly want them to get recognized for this album even a couple noms would make me happy #even w hating the grammys i unfortunately also desperately want them to have one 😭 #txt