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bread--quest · 6 months

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It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.

👁️ nvcr-official

Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!

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To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.

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CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER

hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic

keep reading

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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this

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L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash

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Isn't Cecil literally gay?

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he's homophobic

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he has a husband...

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yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it

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🤫 cecils-private-blog

Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((

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Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url

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HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

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tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk

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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn

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fake story :/

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No it's true I was there

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TAMIKA FLYNN??

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what the fuck is happening on my post

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👁️ nvcr-official

can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is

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🐚 mariella-shella

Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!

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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!

🐚 mariella-shella

i miss me too

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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?

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Huh??

🎙️ cecilpalmer

@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?

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uhhhh dont worry about it buddy

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🧤 missy-mittens Follow

hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo

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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post

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how's it going op

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i miss my family

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🐚 mariella-shella Follow

hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol

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you were really hot

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FUCK YEAHHHHHH

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🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3

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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)

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i'm not calling it that sorry

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What??? Why??

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just kind of sucks. as a name

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?????????

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what does this mean....

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another great post from huntokar herself

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you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?

👁️ nvcr-official

NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP

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Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!

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#fake tumblr #fan: weird little town #i hope you all like this one i came up with it during a slow shift a few nights back and have been carefully crafting it to perfection #boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i invent fake tumblr posts on company time. as they say #unreality #< jic #wow look something original!!#im not maintagging this one im letting it find its own way in the world #go my little post. be free #long post #edit: FUCK I FORGOT NOTE COUNTS ON SOME OF THEM. EDITED THOUGH IT MAY BE TOO LATE

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aura-maybe · 16 days

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you don’t understand. melinoë is the BRINGER OF NIGHTMARES. and she idolises SLEEP. aaaugh i hope we get good interactions when hypnos wakes up because like. nightmares cannot exist without sleep and mel’s fascination with hypnos is a big contributor to her will to fight. ough me when themes

#hades 2 #hades melinoe #hades hypnos #hades 2 spoilers #< jic #this is also why i think mel and eris should kith bc nightmares go hand in hand with strife

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surreal-duck · 2 months

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izutsumer

#i love u izutsumi......#i Cannot wait for her to show up in the anime rly #duck scribbles #sketchbook stuff #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #izutsumi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #< jic

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doinkmaster5000 · 1 month

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colourless gang hanging out :)

#animator vs animation #alan becker #ava victim #ava paleo #ava hazard #ava ballista #ava mercenaries #ava roleswap au #art tag #i felt bad for torturing swap!victim so muchso here he is with friends!!#tw animal death #< jic

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ripplefields · 24 days

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A.B.A/PARACELSUS x MESMERIZER

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#digital art #guilty gear #aba guilty gear #a.b.a guilty gear #paracelsus #don't loop songs for a full day this is the consequence #also the original sketch had humancelsus but halfway through i was like mmmm no i want him to be keyyyyy #i know this is a lot more simple i was trying to replicate the style in the mv which has no shading 😭#i'm just having fun lalala #eyestrain #< jic

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punkeropercyjackson · 23 days

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The 'black and red-coded teen genius superheroes of color who're autistic soft rays of sunshine,constantly put through the horrors and underrated in-universe' duo

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megabuild · 1 month

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i think etho has a bmi of 4

#mine #disordered eating #< jic

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ryuvnosuke · 2 months

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honestly if i were nikolai and i almost cried holding a dead man's arm to my face and went through new, never seen before stages of grief in front of skk of all people and then it happens that it was a random man's arm and the person i was grieving is pretty much still alive i would set a whole country on fire. i would kill everyone and then myself out of embarrassment

#ela.txt #bsd spoilers #< jic #i feel bad for him but also this is objectively hilarious #that's what you get for getting attached to a little bitch

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lpsotd · 5 months

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y’all ready for 2014 ???

#unreality #< jic #seriously tho … 2024 #💬.mod chatter

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fandom-hoarder · 8 months

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Suitors LOVE Soulfisting Sammy💕

Dean

Castiel

Lucifer

Am I missing any? 👀

#spn spoilers #< jic #sammy soulfisting #fav pastime for many #wincest #sastiel #samifer #🤷‍♀️#three nickels

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joltning · 24 days

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hey I’m not saying I’m writing anything…but my friend brought up the great point of mashing s15 and s19 together for the best of both worlds. grifs whole leaving thing… instead of jax and dylan it’s Dylan Kai and 479er….Tex revival from whatever loco’s making (cause fuck it better not be a Time Machine)… not my idea but said friend mentioned temple seemingly being on their side but wanting to freeze Tucker to kill him. wash brain related injury 3.0 run it back. also my idea of Sarge splitting up with the crew and willingly giving simmons the shotgun as a form of trust/way to say “I’ll trust we both make it back so you can give this back to me,” and Goddamn put some ideas out there. Tucker not telling anyone about the other ai because he doesn’t wanna put the others in danger (he’s putting the others in danger). The ai just thinking that temple is church. Any fucking tuckington interactions. Like seriously tucker would be like “it’s to bring back CHURCH” and wash would be like NO!!!! and then caboose would bring back Tex and rucker would be like NO!!!!. Or hell, even church coming back and it doesn’t work as an ai to make them whole and they make Tucker kill church

anyway.

#rvb #red vs blue #txt #rvb restoration spoilers #rvb19 spoilers #restoration spoilers #rvb spoilers #< jic

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caramelcoatednightmares · 1 month

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Just Another Icarus

Joel “Archimedes” is currently walking through the town square of Hels. Normally he doesn’t like to be out at this time when the streets are busy and crowded. He feels like it’s the times where he dies most often. But he really wanted to try this new recipe he saw, and he was just short some eggs. Which is why he is speedwalking rather than walking through the square. He knows exactly where the cart that sells them are and once he gets them he can hurry home just as quickly, no worse for wear and no death to mark off in his journal.

He reaches his hand into his coat pocket and grips the journal for some sort of comfort. Its leather bound and there’s faded brown where he usually rubs his thumb to soothe his anxieties, which he is currently doing. Joel speeds up as he sees market stalls come into view. He’s so close. Then he feels a knife against his side. Well, sort of his side. It’s a bit lower down and he can immediately gauge the height of his attacker. Being as extremely tall as he is, he figures it would be hard or even terrifying to try and kill or mug him. But he quickly learned he wasn’t so lucky. The attacker speaks loud enough for Joel to hear but quiet enough to still be a whisper.

“Take a right and head into that alley.”

Joel listens, wanting this over quickly. He takes the next right and into the alley. The attacker removes the knife and Joel takes a step back, turning around to see his attacker.

He looks downwards at them and tries his best to smile. But his lips quiver with nervous. “How can I help you?”

They scoff and hold the knife up at him. “I don’t need help. I’m mugging you.”

“Oh.” Joel sighs. He wouldn’t be able to get those eggs now.

The mugger scowls at the lackluster reaction. “Oh? That’s all you have to say.”

“Mmm, yes. I think so.” Joel nods.

The mugger rolls their eyes then sneers, taking a step closer. “Fine. What’s the name now, Beans?”

Joel puts his hands up defensively as he’s backed further into the alley. “It’s means, actually. But you can call me Archi—”

“Don’t care. Empty your pockets.”

Joel nods and slowly reaches into his pockets. He pulls out his coin—diamond?—purse and tosses it in the mugger’s direction. They grin, sharp teeth on show.

Joel suppresses a shiver and clears his throat. “Is that all? If so, I’ll just—”

The mugger aims their knife at him and Joel freezes. “What else do you have?”

“That’s all. Promise.” Joel smiles, soft and charming.

The mugger squints at him. They tilt their head and raise an eyebrow. “Look, Archie. I’d love to let ya go, truly. But there’s just one problem.”

“Which is…?” Joel’s smile turns more nervous, glancing at the knife then the mugger.

“Your clothes.”

“My clothes?” Joel repeats.

“You’re just askin’ to be shanked walkin’ around Hels like that.”

Joel looks down at himself with a critical gaze. He wears a long coat, maybe the proper term is a trench coat or tail coat? He’s not really sure, he just knows it looks good on him. It’s black with a dark red accent going down the edge. Underneath he wears a faded red vest with muted browns and golds swirling as accents and a white undershirt poking out from under the vest.

He looks back up at the mugger. “I don’t see the issue. If the outfit is that atrocious, I can just be out of your hair and you’ll never have to see it again.”

Joel once again tries to slip past the mugger and this time it gains him a quick nick of the knife. The blade catches on his coat sleeve and leaves a tear, just barely missing his skin. He raises his hands and backs up again.

The mugger sighs and twirls their knife between their fingers. “Listen, Archie. If you keep dressin’ like that you won’t survive another hour here. It’s no wonder ya stink of death.”

Joel clears his throat. “If we’re going to keep talking, I think you should know its Archimedes and not Archie.”

“Same difference, yeah?”

Joel opens his mouth the speak again but clothes it when the knife aims at him. He takes another step back and feels his back hit the wall behind him. “Now let’s be reasonable, here. I gave you all I have, there’s really no reason to kill me now is there?”

The mugger shrugs and steps closer. “Not really, but there’s a lesson to be taught.”

“That being?”

Joel winces as he feels the knife stab into his side. It digs in and he swears he can see stars as his vision starts to fade in and out.

The mugger removes the knife with a squelch. “Don’t go dressin’ like that in Hels. Someone’s goin’ to kill ya over it.”

Joel gasps awake in his bed. His side still stings from the harsh removal of the knife, a dull phantom pain. Another name to knock off the list he supposes. Joel closes his eyes and feels another name floating at the edges of his mind. Hypatia. Joel Hypatia. Surely this will go better than before. He still has to collect his belongings at any rate.

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akalikestodraw · 6 months

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Headache...

TW EYE STRAIN!!!

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