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eohere · 2 years
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THE THING IS Theodred is in no way proud of his relationship with Eoten. It is a necessary allyship of equals, Eoten is not HIS horse, they are colleagues (maybe they are friends, if fractuous ones, but he would never presume) and nor does he show any particular skill or quality on Theodred’s part, expect perhaps his unfathomable stubbornness. 
Ides, however, is his horse. She is a mottle-coloured sturdy creature, neither particularly large nor small, not fast or slow, but enduring of heavy pack loads and careful with her feet. She is also the envy of any rider who knows her and the true symbol of Theodred’s horsemanship. 
Theodred took her in wild off the Kingstead, tamed her, trained her, conditioned her and none can claim any influence on her but himself. And what an influence that is! Ides is alert to danger yet does not spook easily, she is obedient when it is prudent and yet cunning and independent as well, she has naturalised to many commands, both verbal and silent, many being as complex as ‘go and hide nearby’ or ‘run beside me and ready to bear me away’. Eoten might be a far more powerful warrior and competent companion in battle but Ides does not flinch from riding into battle and keeps an even and level gallop to aid Theodred’s aim with spear and bow. She shadows Theodred’s movements when left to her own devices but can also seamlessly fit back into the herds of wild horses when necessary. She trusts Theodred as her leader and accepts his judgements of dangers and risks and is also boundlessly fond of him. 
It is Ides who Theodred is most proud of, and most comfortable around. In the cold of the wilds Theodred happily sleeps with his back to Ides’ flank and her head cradled in his lap. She will nibble at his shoulder, snuff at his hair and play dead with him in moments of leisure. Eoten is, of course, utterly appalled by the display, but he is respectful to her and comfortable enough to allow her to walk in step with him.
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skipppppy · 1 month
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“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.
You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are
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penny-anna · 1 month
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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atlaskrr · 1 month
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we've done it again folks
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dasloddl · 9 months
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ID in alt
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thatdelusionalnerd · 2 months
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
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CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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toothwormfactory · 2 months
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malwarechips · 15 days
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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soracities · 2 months
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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beckiboos · 27 days
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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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thedeathdeelers · 2 months
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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
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street-of-mercy · 1 month
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tumbler-polls · 1 month
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Buy us a coffee ☕️
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tuesdaytothursday · 1 month
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hawkeye221b · 2 months
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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