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sungieimagines · 11 months
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police: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
chan, with seungmin and changbin behind him: wait what do you mean THREE?!
police: yes… three…
chan: oh my GOD— what the FUCK?!
police: wha—
chan: jisung FUCKING FELL OFF!
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sungieimagines · 11 months
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minho: where’s jisung?
jeongin: doing stuff.
minho: i don’t like the sound of that. where’s felix?
jeongin: trying to stop jisung from doing the stuff.
minho: and hyunjin?
jeongin: trying to stop felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.
minho: i see. and what are you doing here, jeongin?
jeongin: i’m supposed to stop you from stopping hyunjin from stopping felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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jisung: ladies, gentlemen and jeongin, i want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
hyunjin: a llama?
jisung: no.
hyunjin: a baby llama?
jisung: no!
hyunjin: a baby llama with a little hat on?
jisung: NO!
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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hyunjin: why do you hang out with me?
chan: you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
hyunjin: …
hyunjin: i feel a bit sorry for you.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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jisung, throwing a pokeball at minho: minho, i choose you!
minho, not looking up from his book and catching it: you need an ultra ball to catch this legendary pokemon.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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seungmin: damn, the power went out.
jeongin: don’t worry, i got this.
jeongin: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
seungmin: what—
jeongin: i swallowed a glow stick!
seungmin, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU—
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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chan: so i’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? you can’t even lift a finger?
jisung: do i get to pick the finger?
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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hyunjin: talk dirty to me~
chan: inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
hyunjin: wha—
chan: the economy is in shambles.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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minho: sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
changbin: how so?
minho: it keeps you from screwing up for eight hours.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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seungmin, jeongin and hyunjin: *screaming*
minho: *runs into the room* what’s wrong, seungmin?!
jeongin: wait, why are you asking seungmin that when hyunjin and i are also here?
minho: because seungmin wouldn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. you two scream whenever you have the chance.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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chan: wake me up—
felix: before you go go.
jisung: when september ends.
changbin: WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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hyunjin: i’m afraid of clowns. there, i said it.
chan: hyunjin, if you don’t like clowns, why are you hanging out with jisung?
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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felix: if i were a drink, i would be cherry vanilla coke. if you were a drink, what would you be?
changbin: bleach.
minho: sewage.
felix: … please calm down, edgelords.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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interviewer: so what is seungmin to you?
jeongin: the reason i wake up every morning.
interviewer: that’s… adorable.
seungmin, earlier that morning, barging into jeongin’s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPPPP!!!
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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jeongin: chan’s gonna kill me.
minho: no, he’ll probably make me do it.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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changbin: i feel like hyunjin is looking down on me.
jisung: that’s because he’s on the counter and you’re short.
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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jeongin: changbin isn’t answering my messages.
seungmin: allow me.
jeongin: i tried six times, what makes you thi—
changbin: *replying to messages* hello.
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