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what do you call it when cooks are discussing an order? chit-chat.

#julian talks #jokes #kitchen jokes #kitchen humour #line cook jokes

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i was telling my friend about a guy i went on a date with and they were giving me looks so then i mentioned that he wasn’t as bad as i was making him out to seem, and that for whatever reason i have a habit of badly describing the men i talk to and they told me that the problem wasn’t how i was describing them it was the men themselves and i typically go for ones that are bad for me-

#julian talks #wow i’ve been dead on here #but yeah they said my taste in men is the problem #they’re right but

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#damn j was gonna do that for my mudroom so i could sesh in the winter #guess not anymore #glad i saw this first

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sometimes i don’t think the amount of za i smoke is bad and sometimes (just now) i get high and ask siri who fiona apple is married to and my phone proceeds to announce that fiona is married to shrek

#julian talks #shitpost #rambles #funny #fiona apple #shrek #weed

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sometimes you eat a cold unboiled hotdog for dinner because you’re depressed and can’t put in the effort, just like my dad didn’t put in the effort for my school lunches and put a few unboiled hotdogs in a ziploc bag, in this essay i will-

#julian talks #vent post

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damn why did no one tell me ben shapiro was in the english dub of neon genesis evangelion

#julian talks #neon genesis evangelion #neon genesis meme #that one stats guy who works at NERV #ben shapiro #shitpost #ben shapiro neon genesis evangelion

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The real cancel culture is Netflix cancelling every good show it can find.

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warrior nun cancelled. first kill cancelled. paper girls cancelled. one day at a time cancelled. the owl house cancelled. im not okay with this cancelled. legacies cancelled. everything sucks cancelled. the babysitters club cancelled. dare me cancelled. i know what you did last summer cancelled. teenage bounty hunters cancelled. the wilds cancelled.

the attitude held towards sapphic media is clear and honestly just appalling. im so sick of this treatment we deserve better than this.

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Shadow and Bone Season 2 + subtle hints to Wylan’s backstory

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love when jesper asked wylan "shouldn't you be in university" my brother in christ shouldn't YOU be in university

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I like shadow and bone a normal amount

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love how tolya was playing marriage counselor to wesper but didn’t even want to touch the kanej trainwreck that was happening. he picked his battles.

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Wylan being enraptured by the "extremely rare" butterflies and the intricacies of their ecosystem and then mercilessly handing them out like doritos is the most hilarious representation of the duality of his character

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shadow and bone 1.08 “no mourners” | 2.08 “no funerals”

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thinking about how, as a child, kaz’s favorite trick seemed to be watching something disappear, and then he grew up and fell in love with a girl who could vanish into thin air, and how we’re told that when he looks at inej, he feels like a boy again and believes that there’s still magic in the world. imagine loving magic all your life, and then discovering that magic loved you too.

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“I will have you without armor, Kaz Brekker. Or I will not have you at all.”