The chad Eret with a public account he posted about on other social media with the @
Wilbur called Ranboo a Tumblr kid!
Wilbur: Someone came up and I said something he said sounded like "Welcome to Night Vale." And I said "Of course you know that, don't you, 'cus you're just living, breathing, walking Tumblr, aren't you?" And I couldn't see his face, he had the mask and the glasses on, but I felt it, I felt his face drop and he just went, "Oh Wilbur. Oh Wilbur. That hurts so much more in person than you could believe."
Y'know one day I hope Wilbur and Lovejoy make it big in the music industry and they get awards for their music and everyone's listening to them and I don't care if streaming is left behind I just want someone to recommend Lovejoy to me since they're really popular so I can be like:
Dream while on the brink of tears: Y-you too George?
George wearing his tommyinnit shirt and a random green that he thinks is yellow: Who is George? I am tommyinnit and most people find me annoying and I am a child.
exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream
quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him
quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you
tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house
dream: are you ghostbur?
ghostbur: yes!
Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)
dream:
dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?
jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis
dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman
ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm
Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy
purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit
dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this
technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first
dream: you’re literally a pig
technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British
Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.
glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something