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when I die I want to not be chemically preserved so that when I’m placed in a glass casket and used as the buffet table at my funeral I can traumatize all my family and friends one last time

#gore #funeral #putting the fun in funeral

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rain, rain come and stay

also come another day

#rainyday

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guy: that seems redundant

me: well, my middle and last names are Redundant

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I don’t understand why some people are so uncomfortable with the idea that they are so small compared to the universe. I find it incredibly comforting that I could never screw something up so bad that the universe breaks

#space

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Why was it ever a thing to say “with God as my witness”? That implies that God will vouch for you if someone asks. Last I checked God never parted the clouds and looked down upon poor Tim being all like, “he is a lying liar!” God ain’t a reliable witness

#shower thoughts

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I have decided that an ideal writing team for Star Wars would need an actual writer, an astrophysicist, an astrobiologist, several engineers of various types, and someone who can make Star Wars politics make more sense. I need me some more accurate science in my sci-fi

#star wars #writing

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I had a genius idea for presentations because while I function so much better with a script, it looks bad to be constantly reading something

Step 1) Learn braille

Step 2) Write my presentation script in braille

Step 3) Profit!

Unfortunately this works best at a podium or if you’ve got a really short presentation and can leave a flash card in a pocket...

#presentations #braille #my-inability-to-remember-anything

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What if zombie-ism only takes over after death? Could a miscarried baby turn into a zombie? What if the mom was still alive? Would the baby eat its way out chest-burster style?

#gore #shower thoughts

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guy: what’s up

me: my intestines are slowly turning food into shit

guy:

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It is my theory that there are no domestic housecats in the MCU. Instead, every cat is actually a flerken and the people of Earth have been domesticated by their flerken overlords

#MCU #marvel #flerken

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print(”Hello World!”)