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I’m tired of being ‘resilient’. It’s exhausting.
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Hotch: when I first met Emily I was like ‘how is she single?’
Hotch: then I got to know her and I was like
Hotch: ‘ah’
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looks like they deserve a ride
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ok wait i saw my friend's ao3 page the other day and they had like a thousand bookmarks and i have... like thirty. so im curious now please tell me how many ao3 bookmarks u have in tags
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Tips for choosing knitting patterns for a beginner.
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Jensen Ackles | JIBCon 2017 [x]
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@neven-ebrez  I’m putting this back up because Tumblr flagged it as porn and, well, its. just. not.  This was originally put up by @neven-ebrez. I’m giving her original credit.
https://www.tumblr.com/edit/180790793006/
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@spncreatorsdaily‘s Valentine’s Day Celebration - Day 6: valentine’s aesthetic ↳ TFW 2.0 + pink
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As a fairly non-religious jew I don’t think I ever appreciated how badass the story of passover was until I considered how it would look to your average egyptian dude living through it
Imagine growing up all your life being waited on by a race of slaves who despite living in squalor cling to the belief that they were the chosen of this omnipotent elder god. You laugh this up, pray to Horus and then go about your day
Then one day, a slave with a robe and staff barges into the palace claiming to be the hand of an elder god and demands liberation. You grab the popcorn and try to get a front row seat while the two highest level clerics in the entire kingdom demolish the guy, then watch in shock as he summons a giant cobra and kills them both in one go.
Then, Over the next 10 days you watch this warlock proceed to flood your rivers with blood, summon hordes of wild vermin, drop a pestilence on your people and livestock.
All the while your king goes off and says “we don’t negotiate with terrorists”
Its at this point that the hand of a dark and ancient god has had enough, and with a wave of his scepter like a conductors baton, he calls down the fucking reckoning. As meteors stream from the sky, the warlock yells out his incantation. It’s not an ancient tongue, or poem of dread. Just four simple words: “let my people go”. With one more breath he raises his staff, and with the screaming of a million angels he puts out the sun
At this point I should point out that with each plague this sorcerer has turned the domain of one of your gods against you, starting with Sobek: god of the Nile and working his way up until it appears he has struck down Horus: the god of gods.
Your gods are dead, and the only one still alive is your pharaoh: the representative of the gods on earth
Now, with extreme prejudice, this sorcerer summons a fucking angel of death, and one by one it slaughters the heir of every family until your own king, a firstborn himself pleads for mercy and gives in.
As the freed slaves retreat, your king grins and unleashes a sneak attack, pinning the sorcerer and his people between an army and the sea. Finally this sorcerer, who the whispers say was a fallen prince, raises his staff in mock surrender, and when he brings it down the fucking ocean shatters. Leaving a jagged crack for his people to escape
God fucking damn that’s hardcore
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This is why classes need library instruction
Student: I can’t find any scholarly articles on this subject!
Me: Okay, what’s the subject?
Student: Creating a culture of sharing in west-coast technological companies.
Me: Alright, and what/where have you tried searching?
Student: I searched “creating a culture of sharing in west-coast technological companies” on the library website!
Me:
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the thing about those writing “rules” or “advice” for what “not to do” or whatever is that they really impede a lot of new writers’ ability to … finish a fucking draft
there really should be a caveat on All Those Posts right at the top for people to see:
you can do all these things in the editing stages of a finished draft
just …finish your draft first. then worry about the adjectives or the too many “was”s or whatever it is you’re trying to follow here
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fucks sake
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What do we owe each other?
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“even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.”🥀
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