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“What are you afraid of Melody?” “I don’t wanna talk about it.”
My book, Secrets | Stanley Uris, is in the works on Wattpad as we speak! Go check the first few chapters out!!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/210891964?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_story_details&wp_uname=_what_ever__&wp_originator=6dmqcw4apE2VZ8IdOHipBGHIQRiCNFc%2BhAt8uYkoq7F%2Fcsm%2BmIVJsUiTXUFdCTVKVGqZT8Yt4x7WdfChFt5aD2QgYmzwIw13RwZupKcHMEM5RnXQJG680egd2l4YH8wz
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Eddie: You’re the love of my life Richie, I’d do anything for you.
Richie: I want you to get away from that abusive mother of yours, stop taking those gazebos, and eat properly.
Eddie: Absolutely not.
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*Eddie sneezes*
Eddie: Phew, bless me.
Richie: Oh my god. You are too pure for this world.
Richie: But don’t you worry. I’ll be and asshole for the both of us.
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Bill: I r-r-really hate my stutter.
Eddie: Yeah, and I hate my diseases.
Beverly: Well I hate my father..
Stan: Me too.
Richie: Don’t worry guys, we all have flaws…none of which are bigger then my wang.
Beverly: You always figure out a way to ruin a sentimental moment Richie.
Richie: Wang…
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Richie: I kinda missed your face.
Eddie: Oh, the feelings mutual. I kinda missed your existence.
Richie: I thought you said you hated my existence.
Eddie: That was when you wouldn’t shut up about how you were gonna bang my mom.
Richie: I will, and you know it.
Eddie: You know what? I take back what I said about missing you.
Stan: Can you two not? We’re literally in the middle of a battlefield right now!
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tw: abuse
good morning everyone, i just found out about jack dylan grazer being emotionally and physically abusive in his previous relationships and i will actually go cry in a fucking hole ! pls stop defending them, this is coming from someone who looked up to jack as a comfort actor and person. i really could not be more sick to the stomach :/ pls be a decent person and always believe the victim.
i'd rather be wrong and defend someone who lied than defend an abuser, no matter who they are.
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I made this when I was as working on a gif for my story. Melanie Martinez was playing, and I thought it was perfect timing.
I couldn’t not share this-
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I’m getting my wisdom teeth removed today. So...wish me luck!
Eddie: Get the pain pills!!
Stanley: no Eddie, she’s already drugged enough!
Richie: did someone say drugs???
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opinion on nonbinary stan?
I’m all for it! I’d support my Stany no matter what.
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*Richie gets a new computer*
Computer: Choose a password.
Richie: EddieKaspbrak
Computer: Password is too short.
Richie: I know, but please don’t tell him, he’ll get mad.
Eddie: Tell me what?
Richie: *panics* Shit, uhhh... I’m pregnant!
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Omg!! I'm so sorry u r getting such rude anons I love ur posts a lottt!!!
AW THANK YOU 🥺 this means a lot ! xx
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finn would never like u if u like byler. U should k!ll urself if u think byler would ever happen. Ur discusting
No❤️ /hj
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I need to sneeze.
Enjoy a picture of Stanley Uris while I do so :)
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Bill: G-Guys, I need help with the homework.
Eddie: Wait, we had homework?
Richie: Ha, bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Stan: I understood none of it and decided to burn it.
Ben: I’ll help you with it, Bill.
Beverly:
Beverly: Are you guys okay?
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Lol u like Byler? Ur a fake fan.
I’m allowed to like things that others don’t necessarily like. That doesn’t mean I’m a fake fan. Will Byers is literally a canon gáy. It’s written into the script of season 3. I’m just showing off what I’d like to see happen in the future.
You do you, and I’ll do me. I’ve been watching stranger things just as long as everybody else has.
Let’s not hate on what others like, okay?
Thanks :)
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Richie: Is it cheating to look at myself in the mirror?
Stan: Richie, why would that be cheating?
Richie: I’m basically checking out another man. A handsome one might I add.
Stan: That is not how cheating works.
Richie: Well, at least I look good.
Eddie:
Eddie: Why am I dating you?
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