nightcore is just fanfiction but for music
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getting the spotify wrapped artist messages like, huh, we really are all tired aren't we? not one artist appeared without dark circles under their eyes
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news is looking pretty good lately
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customer: I like your eyeshadow, it matches your hair
me: thank you!!
customer: its very sexy
me:
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Me when i say im gonna starve for a week
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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
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when you accidentally destroy five years of friendship but it's fine cause they weren't even your friend to begin with ✌️
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bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi
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tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic
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when u order from the secret menu
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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
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5 ibuprofen 2 garlic
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insane amounts of caffeine r actually really good for you bc its like a juice cleanse it really flushes out all of your organs
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[gripping the edge of the sink with trembling hands, eyes bloodshot] i do not need to be good at the things i love to do them
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