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soysaucecas · 4 hours
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YOU MIGJT AS WELL WRESTLE ANGELSSLSS AUGUHHHHHHHHH SAMMY❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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soysaucecas · 16 hours
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Castiel
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soysaucecas · 20 hours
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(●ω●✿) Sam’s non-issue with being queer.
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soysaucecas · 2 days
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Dean, Sam
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soysaucecas · 2 days
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Sam, Cas
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soysaucecas · 2 days
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Dean, Cas
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soysaucecas · 3 days
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he literally volunteered for vietnam
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soysaucecas · 4 days
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i admit i can’t take azazel as a threat very seriously
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soysaucecas · 4 days
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sam destroyed his computer in a fit of rage after 2 weeks of an office job his crazy ass was not gonna be a lawyer
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soysaucecas · 4 days
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i love meg masters honestly one of the great supernatural characters and i'm really only focusing on her pre-s5 appearances like. the fact that she not only takes meg's name but alters her appearance, "cuts her hair and dresses her like a slut" there's something strange and cruel about it like if she wanted a pixie cut she could've possessed a girl with a pixie cut right the defilement is the point. why is she smoking cigarettes and drinking forties in sam's body? there's pleasure in the act probably, but it's about the destruction of the body more than anything. and they don't really illustrate that with possession later which is sad we really lost something.
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soysaucecas · 5 days
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They tortured Castiel in here
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soysaucecas · 6 days
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Dean and Cas are NOT having sex bc they figured out together that Dean is asexual. But Dean does NOT want Sam to know this for Presenting My Gender As A Loverboy reasons so sometimes Dean will put a sock over the motel door or make over the top jokes about what he did with Cas’s tie the other night when in reality he and Cas were just snuggling and watching tv. It's also mostly to make Sam go SHUT UP. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. STOP SAYING THINGS.
Cas plays along by very very occasionally deadpan saying "I am a sex god" or "I fuck like a train" because it always makes Dean howl with laughter.
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soysaucecas · 9 days
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he said this for meeeeeee
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soysaucecas · 9 days
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[ID: A tweet by ben edlund that reads, "There’s much to be said regarding Destiel. I entertain its possibility but am not absolute; it lives on the periphery of the story I was involved in telling — I cannot speak for show past season 8. but I appreciate the intensity of the feelings here and wish to show only respect" /end ID]
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love him
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soysaucecas · 9 days
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when cas eats raw meat on the floor i just want to take him on a Date. i want to treat him to a meal at a classy restaurant where i pull out his chair for him and then when the waiter comes he says. i would like five to seven pounds of raw ground beef please. and the waiter makes a face so i interject to say that it’s ok, he eats it all the time and he’s built up a 100% immunity to e. coli or whatever you get from raw beef. and maybe i argue with him for several minutes but he eventually acquiesces and leaves without taking my order but that’s okay bc i wasn’t planning on eating. and while we’re waiting for his meal i say tell me about yourself. and he says. i’m several billion or perhaps a few thousand years old. i’ve been lobotomized dozens, maybe hundreds of times but i don’t remember it and no one has told me yet so i shouldn’t be able to tell you. and i say haha wow that’s so cool and mysterious and sexy. and then his beef comes out in a bus tub that the waiter slams down on the table before scurrying away. and i watch with my chin in my hand and hearts in my eyes as he eats frantically, desperately, making noises that concern and frighten the other diners. hes eating it by the fistful. it’s all over his face and shirt. there’s a little in his hair. and as he reaches the end he spots the waiter and flags him down. the waiter approaches with extreme trepidation. cas tells him excuse me. may i have five glasses of whole cows milk. the waiter clenches his hand so violently that his pen snaps in half. it’s a nice sturdy gel pen. ink is everywhere. he says of course sir, i’ll get that out to you right away. cas thanks him and immediately returns to scarfing the last few handfuls of beef. the waiter stumbles away. about three minutes later, as castiel has his entire head inside the bus tub licking the sides clean, the waiter returns with five glasses of milk on a tray. he sets them down one by one, drops the tray on the ground due to his nervous tremors, picks it up silently and leaves. cas immediately sets upon the milk. he picks up the first glass and swallows continuously until it is drained. he sets it down. starts on the next. about three and a quarter glasses in, he notices a dollop of ground beef he’s accidentally dropped on the ground. he stops drinking to scoop up the meat, from the floor, and place it in his mouth. he then continues to drink the remaining one and three quarter glasses of milk on the table. nearly the second he is finished, the waiter appears and stares at the center of the table, refusing to meet either of our eyes as he says that the manager of the establishment has “comped” our meals and that we should feel free to leave at our earliest opportunity. i thank him profusely with a hand on his arm. he flinches and walks backward all the way into the double doors leading to the kitchen. i say are you ready to leave castiel, darling? he says Okay. and we teleport instantly to his front doorstep. he lives in a charming townhouse in [american urban center]. i tell him i had a great time tonight, cas. he nods solemnly and says likewise. the meat was satisfying. i say i’m glad to hear it….. and then i reach out to gently, so gently, wipe away a smear of beef from the corner of his mouth. i tell him. you had a little. he interrupts me. meat? i say yeah it was meat. from the floor. or maybe the tub.
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soysaucecas · 9 days
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Do you guys remember Castiel. Do you guys remember how he used to do the head tilt.
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soysaucecas · 10 days
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well, this one’s for me
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