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Might post some oc fics here. The blog’s pretty inactive, largely due to me forgetting it exists, then remembering, then forgetting again, then realizing what a gigantic piece of trash I am. 

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Important OTP Questions (Send a ship to my ask box and some numbers!)

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

17) Who is more protective?

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

21) Who cuts the others hair?

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

26) Who kissed first?

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

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So what should I do next? Should I find some prompts or do people have requests? 

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Inbox is empty and I’d like to start doing some requests :) 

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Mary Sue culture is the worst fucking thing lmao. Like… I’ve legit seen people list “regarding your OCs as your kids rather than writing tools” listed as a “Mary Sue thing.” I’ve seen “wishing you lived your OC’s life” as a Mary Sue thing. I’ve seen “being attracted to your OC” listed as a Mary Sue thing. Even just fucking being friends with preexisting canon characters can have a character be labeled a Mary Sue. They like don’t want you to have fun lmao. Anything that makes a character unique or stand out or LIKABLE to the creator is “a Mary Sue thing” because in these assholes’ minds the only people allowed to make unique characters are published creators I guess, and even THEN they’ll go after (usually) female characters (sometimes those of other marginalized groups though like LGBT characters or nonwhite characters) who they deem “too perfect” or “too unique” (ex. calling Hermione a Mary Sue when Harry Potter exists, calling Leia or Rey a Mary Sue when Han Solo and Anakin exist, calling Amy a Mary Sue when Sonic and Shadow and Silver exist, etc).

Even if someone does make an OC who’s a self insert or who’s friends with or dating canon characters or who is super duper overpowered and out of place….. who cares omg. Who is it hurting. People seem to usually mention kids doing it but even adults should be allowed to have fun with their goddamn characters - I was an adult when I made my self insert OC and he did loads to help with my gender dysphoria and identity (since I have borderline personality disorder and a common symptom is struggling to have a stable sense of self). I don’t care what age someone does it, it’s not… hurting anyone…. There’s nothing wrong with it at all omg. What’s the point of making an OC who isn’t fun. Why make a fan character who has no close relationship to any character you like. Why create someone who doesn’t stand out at least enough that they’re interesting to think and write about. Who is it hurting if someone just plain draws themself smooching their fav. Who cares if someone makes their Harry Potter OC a wildly gifted young sorceress who could create the perfect patronus and turn into their favorite animal by age 13 and is dating Neville like it literally doesn’t hurt you it’s for fun omg.

The only thing this mindset has rly done is make ppl scared of having fun and being unique with their characters! They feel like they’ll be judged or hated if they make their characters stand out or unique or too much like them or too edgy or interact with their favorite characters. I have a friend who does OC Fridays and like…. every single week he gets messages like “omg I know this character is kind of a Mary Sue but…” all apologetically, even when he’s stated before he supports characters like that…. It’s just so sad tbh. And I was victim of it too; I made the most boring fucking OCs when I was a young teen because I was so scared of them standing out too much and being called Mary Sues. They had nothing going for them! Nothing that made them stand out. Nothing I could relate to because “making your OC too much like yourself” is a bad thing. No interaction with any canon characters because that was a Mary Sue thing. I’d like…. defend them as Not Mary Sues At All and go through “how to make your OCs not Mary Sues!” and remove anything that put them at risk and it made the most boring, flat characters who I felt no connection to! I didn’t care about them because I wasn’t having fun!

My most recent OC is a self insert with angel wings (in a world where there aren’t angel wings canonically lmao), and he works for and interacts with my favorite characters. I write about him having sex with my favorite characters. I draw art of him transitioning because I’m trans myself and I wish I could transition already. When I’m upset about something I like to imagine him in the same scenarios but having support and help from my favorite characters and the problem being solved for him. He’s absolutely a Mary Sue but he’s also fucking fun lmfao. Writing about and talking about and drawing him is some of the most fun I’ve had with any OC in ages. And that’s…… what it should be about…….. OCs should be a fun thing that you enjoy, you should be able to do whatever the hell you want (within reason; I’m not condoning anything offensive or bigoted or harmful here) without fear of judgement and criticism. I’ve been writing for years, I know how to make a developed and mature character, I’m an English major lmao, but I also think it’s fun to make a character that’s a complete projection of my wants and interests and things I think would be fun or cool. And honestly? Creating an atmosphere where people feel like they can make whatever they want and just have fun with their creations is 900% more likely to produce unique, interesting, creative, fun characters than if you police and mock and criticize people who create characters that you deem too outlandish or silly. Make Mary Sues.

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Kenny McCormick Headcanons

Because Kenny is my sun child. 

- Kenny to me seems like the kinda dude who is actually so much smarter than other people give him credit for. Like people look at his home life and his poverty and assume he can’t be that smart or invested in school work, when in actuality Kenny gets a steady stream of As and Bs because he actually cares about his life. I think, while he loves them deep down, he’s actually scared of becoming like his parents, so he’s determined to not become them. 

- This could irritate other students though because to them he looks as though he never does anything. To them he just slacks off until the last minute to cram in some studying and passes with ease. He’s actually studying his ass off all the time. 

- I think Kyle would be the only person to know the truth. They could be study buddies. 

- He wouldn’t stand for bullying. Playful teasing, that’s all good, but maliciously picking on someone else? No I don’t think he’d stand for that. He wouldn’t let it happen to his sister, so he wouldn’t let it happen to others either. I remember reading this story on tumblr a little while ago about a gay student being bullied and an older student wrote the bully a note that basically said they were on the football team or something and had two gay dads and wouldn’t hesitate to kick the bully’s ass. Kenny would definitely do that I think, but his would read; “Dear Little Bitch picking on the openly gay student, fuck off with that shit or you’ll have me, the openly pansexual senior, to deal with.” 

- And with that, I think Kenny is a lot stronger than he looks too. He may be on the kinda scrawny side but he knows where to throw his weight to pin someone down. Also being killed violently in so many different scenarios must have given Kenny some level of pain tolerance. He must still feel pain but I imagine being punched is nothing compared to being eaten alive or set on fire or impaled on something. 

- I also see him as being a lean, tall dude, about 5′11 - 6′0. He slouches a lot though, his posture is awful. 

With So Headcanons

- I think his experience with Tammy would lead him to wanting to save sex for until after marriage, or at least until after he’s been dating his so for a long time, is completely comfortable with them and trusts them. 

- He loves giving his so piggyback rides, or if they’re tall enough, getting piggyback rides off them. Sometimes he pretends to drop them into snow just to hear them squeal and laugh as they playfully slap at his chest to get him to stop. 

- He’d be into PDA, he doesn’t care how other people see him. He wants to walk down the street with them with their hands intertwined, to have his arm thrown over their shoulders or theirs over his, to give them kisses on the cheeks or forehead and cuddle them. He loudly informs people that they can suck his dick if anyone pretends to be sick at their interactions. 

- He’s not a big cuddler in bed though. He more passes out than falls asleep, taking up nearly all the space in the bed so his so nearly falls out. He usually sleeps on his front with his arm dangling over the side of the bed. He makes the most pleased little sleep hum when his so wraps their arms around him. So I see him as the little spoon when they do cuddle. I think he’d like to be held. 

- He totally talks in his sleep though so his so has to lean over and be like, “I love you but please for the love of God shut the fuck up.” 

- If his so had a mental disorder of any kind, or a physical disability, he’d research into it so he could understand them better. If they were okay with it, he’d ask a lot of questions about it. He wants to make sure he never hurts them, and also to know what to do in case they had a mental breakdown or an anxiety attack or were in any other kind of pain. 

- Dates with him would have to be simple and sweet because he can’t afford a lot and doesn’t feel comfortable having his so pay for anything expensive. He’d get more enjoyment doing something they both love rather than just dinner and a movie, which seems rather boring to him. 

- I don’t think he’d mind people flirting with his so, unless his so was super uncomfortable with flirting full stop, because yes his so is gorgeous please look upon my so and how gorgeous they are, yes. But the second the person flirting starts getting handsy or ignoring the so’s protests, Kenny is over in an instant and he doesn’t have to say anything. He just has this steel cold look in his eyes that actually makes the person do a double take before slowly backing off while chuckling nervously. “It was just a joke, man.” Kenny’s not laughing. Afterwards he’s like an attention starved puppy towards the so, with his arms wrapped around them and his body pressed tight against theirs. 

- He gets the t-shirt that says, “Sin” and leaves it in the so’s side of the wardrobe (if they live together) or just leaves it at their house. He has the, “Not Guilty” shirt. His so calls him out on his bullshit. 

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I don’t know I just thought this was funny. 

Anyway, yes, hello, I’m Mod Vee and I’m running this South Park imagines blog. For all the imaginative needs. And seductive over the shoulder look Clyde, apparently. 

Send in your requests, but please check the rules first. :) 

- Mod Vee. 

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