souppretzel

[souppretzel]

kicking a hornets nest.

#JAZZ BASHARA #I’ve seen critics talk about Artemis and complain that she wasn’t likeable because she’s an asshole #I LOVE THAT JAZZ TAKES NO SHIT AND WANTS NICE THINGS FOR HERSELF #she’s not always ethical #but I love her and she’s so fun to read #Artemis #books

[souppretzel]

I love how The Martian and Project Hail Mary have small but thriving fandoms but (for the most part) we’ve collectively decided Artemis doesn’t exist

#AIGHT LISTEN #I actually enjoyed Artemis #it is definitely Weir’s weakest work #but I love an asshole protagonist and I liked Jazz a lot tbh #but the world and the lore is really engaging #obviously it doesn’t touch Project Hail Mary or The Martian #but y’know #Mak rambles #Andy Weir #books #Artemis

[souppretzel]

The Martian (2015) | dir. Ridley Scott

#Forever thinking about this film #the martian #film

[souppretzel]

my brain trying to converge a VLD/RNM au, somebody take me out the back and shoot me in the head

#k but consider #Oasis takes the mantle of Altea #crashed and burned under Jones’ reign of terror #our golden trio are enclosed in pods #like the Altean ones in Voltron but lets keep the Roswell egg pods for the Vibe #they retain most but not all memories #they are awakened by the arrival of five humans who will become their new Paladins #Liz Kyle Maria Alex and Rosa #Rosa’s been missing for years and Liz has made it her mission to find her #very much Keith finding Shiro #she stumbles upon the pod with Rosa in it #which leads to the Oasian equivalent of the Voltron lions #through a series of shenanigans our other human besties are with Liz at the time of the discovery #thinking maybe they’re getting together for the anniversary of Rosa’s disappearance and Freaky Alien Shit happens #and they’re compelled to follow #Project Shephard plays the Garrison role in trying to also find the alien tech #I need to shut the fuck up #roswell new mexico #voltron #if you got this far I’m so sorry

[souppretzel]

Jeanine Mason as Liz Ortecho in the “pilot”

#angel #i love her #sm #roswell new mexico #television #liz ortecho

[souppretzel]

I cannot believe I am fully reinvested in Klance in the year of our lord twenty twenty fucking three

#my old blog still has Season Seven Spoilers! as the title #I’ve been with these idiots since season one #avoided it like the plague since season eight #and now we’re here #I blame the CW for cancelling Roswell it’s lead me to madness #anyway #voltron #klance #mak speaks

[souppretzel]

ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO | 4.13 "How's It Going To Be?"

finale anniversary ☆ aired september 5th, 2022

#i miss them your honor #on this day a year ago I was fucking unbearable #anyway one year on and my Give Liz Ortecho A Goddamn Happy Ending campaign is still relevant #roswell new mexico

[souppretzel]

Roswell New Mexico (January 15, 2019 - September 5, 2022)

“This is my fucking show.” -Jeanine Mason

#give my emotional support aliens back #roswell new mexico

[souppretzel]

these stories and these characters mean so much to me

#LOVE LOVE LOVE #treasure planet #atlantis #road to el dorado #pog art

[souppretzel]

Yesterday I went outside and looked at the vast horizons. I tell ya, they go on forever! 

#LOVE #the martian #film

[souppretzel]

be excellent to each other

#bill and ted #pog art #film

[souppretzel]

Lovers' dance/sibling dance

#LOVE THIS! #the incredibles #pog art

[souppretzel]

when I say Dallas means a lot to me, I hope you guys know I mean it, like just how rare it is to see preachers who are perceivably queer and welcoming to the queer community who also struggle with their own “alien” identities and what that means to scripture and their relationship with God

#I COULD GO ON ABOUT DALLAS FOR DAYS #as someone who grew up as a queer kid and latched onto religion as a coping mechanism Dallas makes me feel SEEN #I would’ve loved to see his internal struggle with faith post alien reveal in season 4 but alas #as someone who has since deconstructed from religion I think seeing him go through that journey would’ve been great #anyway Dallas Haines I love you #brb gonna rewatch S3 #roswell new mexico

[souppretzel]

…And you and your brother would look for four leaf clovers.

going back to my roots. murphy sibs not knowing how to look at each other.

#MURPHY SIBLINGS MY BELOVED #dear evan hansen #connor murphy #zoe murphy #deh #pog art

[souppretzel]

ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO (2019-2022)

Every small town has a story, but my hometown has a legend. Roswell was a sleepy cowboy settlement in postwar America, full of farmers and military men, until, one day, something extraordinary happened. Or so the legend goes.

#GIVE THEM BACK TO ME #roswell new mexico #television

[souppretzel]

“I’m just so sick of my job. It’s like they keep telling me, ‘Tina, as soon as the junior assistant manager position opens up, it’s yours.’ So then the junior assistant manager position opens up, and what do they do? They give it to Brian.”

#both of them are icons #the looney tunes show #television #animated

[souppretzel]

Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003, dir. Joe Dante

#one of my all time faves #looney tunes #looney tunes back in action #film