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Two guys sharing a cold and going down on their snzfucker girlfriend. Trading out which one of them is eating her out and which one is sneezing into her thighs

#listen I know V//alentino is a shithead #but this is so V//ees core #they live in my head rent free

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OOOOOO THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!!

poni’s been feeding the H/azbin h/Otel part of snzblr so much! All your drawings are so goood

Oh, you're so nice to me! Thank you!! I hadn't put much thought into it beyond just Angel with a cold...

Artist's choice? :)

#j reblogs #poor little guy #an/gel dust #h/azbin h/otel #this is so fucking good ughhhhh #love it

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THE SECOND TO LAST ONE IS SO GOOD UGHHH IF I COULD WRITE THEIR DIALOGUE WELL ENOUGH I WOULD SO DO IT

Ha//zbin Ho//tel Prompts That I Cannot Write And Keep Me Awake at Night™

If anyone wants to give these a shot, be my guest! Otherwise, enjoy! ❤️

Charlie has a grand opening party for the public, and makes it a point that Alastor will be Lucifer's body guard for the evening so her dad will both be safe and it can also count as a friendship exercise. Perfect plan! Unfortunately, Charlie did in fact buy flowers for decorations that both demons may or may not have allergies to.

Husk and Angel have gotten far enough into their relationship that they're ready to go further! But Husk is feeling a bit insecure because Angel Dust is a huge porn star and he's an "old, washed up ex-overlord." And, sadly, it does not help that he has a cold on top of it. And on top of that, Angel Dust is wearing a perfume post-shoot that does not agree with an already-vulnerable nose.

Alternatively, Husk overcompensates with something Angel Dust is allergic to.

An hour before an important interview Vox catches a virus, and the effects are immediate. The other Vees are understandably worried and try to help the situation.

Alternatively, Alastor is advertising the hotel on his radio broadcast and brings Charlie in for a live interview. Unfortunately he struggles with a bad itch when Keke follows Charlie into the studio.

Angel Dust finds out Husk has a sneeze kink and tries to get him to admit it in subtle/unsubtle ways.

Lucifer is tentatively invited up to Heaven to discuss the whole Sir Pentious situation. Unfortunately since he's a demon, his meeting with Sera is a little rocky due to a holy object in the room.

#guess what my new hyperfixation is #mmm i also like the sudden Alastor cat allergies #especially if it like- also applies to husker #that would be fun

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OOOO ALL OF THESE SOUND SO GOOD!!!

while I’m still working on the second part of my Huskerdust fic, I still can make more WIP’s lol.

I think the second prompt would be super cool, especially since Charlie’s already so emotional.

Also, might take over the 7th prompt and combine it with my current qp radioapple prompt, lol

H.azbin Hotel snz prompts I desperately want to read (but that I will probably have to write/wav myself)

Ever since coming back, Alastor's radio static has has a weird kind of buzz to it. Vox is very confused about it. And also sneezy.

Alastor finds himself taking care of Charlie, who's overworked herself into illness while Vaggie's doing business in Heaven.

Actual dogs are a novelty in hell and rarely stay long, but here one is-and of course someone has the gall to bring it to the Hotel. Alastor and his nose do not approve.

Alastor having to hide the insurmountable urge to sneeze because he's in the middle of insulting Vox (again) and winning.

Lucifer heals Alastor, though it takes a great deal of expended effort on his part and it turns out both of them hate looking weak in front of other people.

Angel, still sneezy from a shooting a doctor-patient reel, uses Niffty's feather duster to prove a point, explain the appeal of a certain kink, and discover a newfound respect for the Radio Demon in the process.

Lucifer has many talents. Holding back his disastrous sneezes is not one of them. Alastor lends a helpng hand while making sure he's still an ass about it.

Vaggie reaps the consequences of Cherri's latest explosive, and Alastor and Angel try to be helpful, with varying levels of success (because Vaggie-Alastor bonding and friendship is something I didn't know I needed until I started writing it)

Alastor struggles with the repeated urge to sneeze on the air. That's it.

#h/azbin h/otel #snzblr #j rambles

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Angel Undone

Hello fellow queers or Haz/bin enjoyers, and welcome to the results of my poll!! I had a ton of people choose option 2, and while I'm such a sucker for Huskerdust this fic kind of got away from me and this is mostly Angel whump.

Tw: Cannon-compliant Valentino Abuse, slight mess, references to ep. 4

Enjoy 2k words of Angel with a bad cold, although he does get some help in the end//

“Amorcito! Dressing room, now!" Despite how lightheaded he felt, Angel struggled to get up out of the bed, grateful that he was just doing a simple gangbang. His hands were shaking far too much to be able to untie anything, and he doubted the other “actors” were anything but disgusted with him right now. The spider tried his best to seem unafflicted, but it was rather hard when even standing up caused the room to spin. He ran a hand through his hair, and must have looked pitiful enough that some new actor helped him to stand. 

“Are you okay?” the guys voice was deep, and although he had long since made an effort to forget the name and face of the dozens of people he worked with daily, he remembered starkly where the guy was from, his breath catching in his throat and causing him to cough weakly. 

Charlie getting yelled at, looking so apologetic and teary-eyed. Valentino turned back to Angel, Angel knowing he had caused her so much pain for no reason, that he had led another one of his friends to be hurt by the cruel man who used to be so kind to him. That was when Angel really knew he couldn’t stay like this anymore, that he needed to fight back in the smallest ways so Val could lose interest. 

“Not really, can you- help me to the wall?” His voice was quieter than it ever was while he was performing, but he really didn’t want to get the man sick after he had been at least decent to Angel. He knew that the only person in the industry who really liked him was Valentino, and he was fucking fine with that. He had to be, there was no way he could change that when Val was so fucking controlling. 

[in the back of his fever-addled mind, Anthony was able to recognize that he had never wanted this life. The sinner was manipulated into it, and his feeling of helplessness is what caused his deeply rooted desire to forget everything, to numb the pain of his bleeding heart for even just a moment]

"Here… you look way… out of it. Did ya start using again?” Despite his aching throat, Angel scoffed loudly. 

“Of course I didn’t! It’s just- some cold I picked off from the prin— from where I live, alright? it’s nothing else!” He didn’t bother to say that he had sworn to his best friend that he could stay away from drugs and didn't feel the need to explain something like that in such an open environment. Instead, Angel tried to stumble forward to the door. He was so- so close, when that terrible tickle got even worse in his head. His stuffiness switched to a twitching, lingering itch, and despite rubbing it slowly, it did nothing to help. 

The spider felt his breath catch, almost like a moan, as he began to sneeze? No, he wasn’t sneezing yet, but it felt like he had to sneeze so much that it was making him gasp and whine, teasing him much worse than an orgasm ever had. “Uhhhhh’kSHIEEwww!! Uhhhh’PTChhh!! Ehhhhh’Tshihhh!” he managed to bring an arm up to sneeze into, only moving it down to grab the doorknob. “It doesn’t sound like any cold, but if that's what you want it to be it can-” the man shrugged before walking away from Angel, leaving the spider sinner to take a deep breath in. he knew what was waiting in the dressing room, but he also knew that he had to face Valentino. Hopefully, it would be quickly over with, but Angel Dust wasn’t going to count on it. 

He opened the door nearly silently, then winced as he saw Valentino sitting down on his chaise lounge, smoking like he always did. “Angel Dust, someone isn’t looking too good. Tell me, did you finally come to your senses? Or is this just the consequence of being around such filth at that damned hotel?” Before Angel could even speak, Valentino’s face twisted into something sinister and angry, the rage he usually concealed displayed as he stood up and walked closer to the other. 

“Perhaps… you’ve gotten terribly close to Lucifer’s bimbo daughter, haven’t you? Or the old-timey overlord that Vox can’t stand? You probably got sick from whoring yourself out again, without my permission!” Angel winced at the accusations, his arms crossing over his body to defend himself. Despite how much progress he ever thought he had made, it always faded away in this forsaken dressing room, where his confidence and self-esteem had been destroyed so many times before. 

Still, Angel knew the repercussions of not filling the silence, knew the blows he would be getting for being cowardly if he didn’t even attempt an excuse. Between the fever and the panicking, all Angel could manage was a shitty, overused excuse: 

 “Val, I didn’t mean to get sick, I swear!”

“Really? You didn’t leave me just so you could find some other bitch to control you? To make you feel good?” His leash materialized suddenly as Valentino yanked him closer. The pressure from the collar on Angel's throat caused him to cough harshly, whining as he finally got his breathing under control. 

“I haven’t! I just help out at the hotel, that’s all! Someone probably wandered in while— while!!” He tried every trick he could think of to stop himself, even putting his tongue to the roof of his mouth. constrained as he was, he knew he was too close to Valentino to not sneeze on him. 

“While?” Valentino blew a puff of smoke in his face, and that was what did it. Any control Angel had fought for was quickly taken away from him, the usually clingy scent from his cigarette now invading his nostrils and causing him to lose his breathing. 

“HEhhhHHH’GSHUEWWWW!!! EHHHHHH’TCHuhhhh!!! HAhhhhh’CHIEWWWWW!!! AHhhhhh”PSHOOOO!! Uhhhhhh’TSHUEWWWWW!!! IHHHHHH’KSHIEHHHH!!” The sneezes caused him to pull against the restraints with each one, and they were definitely loud enough to hear from outside the room. Valentino first looked intrigued when Angel seemed to be moaning, but now he looked nothing short of disgusting.  

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to Snehhhh-EIhhhhh’TCHIEHHHH!! HIHHHHHH’KSHUHHHH! EHHH’PTSHUEWWWW!!” The tickle was far too overwhelming for Angel to even attempt to cover or hide them, and all he could really do was sneeze, the perfume from the smoke setting his nose aflame. 

“Fine!” The chains released as Valentino threw them aside. That caused Angel to stumble and fall, barely being able to shift and fall on the couch, even if it was face first. “I’ll call off the team for today, but you only get three fucking days Angel! Three days to get rid of that disgusting illness.” The door slamming shut only made Angel's headache worse, but at least he could get dressed now, right?

He tried to get dressed for fifteen minutes, having to pause between his skirt and shirt to muffle another wrenching fit. Each sneeze was taking away energy Angel Dust simply didn’t have and caused him to cough afterwards. The usually high-spirited spider was barely functioning, and he grabbed a black robe to cover himself with, as an added layer of heat (not that he could keep warmth well anyways).

Angel dust isn't quite sure how he got back to the hotel, but the spider was close to tears when he finally opened the door. His entire body felt like it was freezing and overheating at the same time, the fever that had given his fur a notable pink flush getting worse as he pushed his body to the -

"Angel? What happened? Charlie came up to him, her hand hovering like she waited to support him but waiting for his consent, and Angel only pulled himself together long enough to give her a plastic smile. 

“Nothing Toots. It was just a long day at work-" his second set of arms appeared again to steady himself as he tried to hold off the sneeze long enough to make sure he wouldn’t get Charlie-

“hhh’EhhhhhhTch’ieWwwww!!” The one time he had wanted not to make an entrance, and his body couldn’t even listen to him. his sneezes were typically over the top, and while he didn’t find the sensation good or bad, he wished that just once he could sneeze quietly. 

“Damn you! Are you feeling alright?” And now Charlie sounded way too sympathetic. Angel had to resist the desire to bang his head against one of his arms, he knew there was no way to hide his sickness now. 

So he did what came most easy to him when feeling his shittiest: put on a good performance. “I feel great Tootz! Just amazing, ya know?” he racked his brain to think of something, anything, that could make him sneeze like this, but besides one that could get him kicked out of the hotel, nothing else came to mind. 

“You look ill, my effeminate fellow!” Alastor was smiling like usual, even though Charlie was currently attempting to help Angel to the foyer couch. He fell on it dramatically, batting his eyelashes a couple of times. 

“I’m not sick, just had an extra-long day of work. Val’s going on some “honeymooning” weekend with that TV head and the other one, so he made me work for my time off. Nothing I can’t handle, I’ll be fine with some rest–” his voice cut off at the end of his perfect performance, the tones and inflections making his piss poor excuses actually believable.  Angel couldn’t even remember the last time he felt this sick and miserable from something other than trying to quit cold turkey.  The spider couldn’t even turn his head before coughing his lungs out, and it must have sounded bad enough that Al slipped back into the shadows, leaving just the two of them.

“Here you go Angel,” Charlie gently placed a cup of water into his hands, which the sinner gulped down eagerly. 

“Thanks Toots.” Angel couldn’t keep up any sort of act anymore, and he opened his eyes slightly to see Charlie hesitating to run a hand through his hair. “You are a lifesaver, I tell ya.” he drank the water as fast as he could, gulping it down. It barely did anything for his nose, but at least now he could actually say a few words. 

“I could get you some medicine, or an ice pack, or a heating pack but Nifty took that somewhere so it might take awhile, and actually-a-thermometer-would-” Angel laughed softly, but he appreciated how much care Charlie showed to him. Right now, after he had just been belittled and mocked by Val, most of his cares flew out of the window, including any personal touch.

Charlie had just felt his forehead and compared it to her own when Angel felt his nose twitching once again. He wished that it would just stop, that he could force all of these aches to go away and just be able to sleep. “Toots, ya should try to m-move…” Charlie pulled back quickly, although she seemed confused as to the reason. “Is something wrong? I can get you an ice pack or more water–” Charlie’s worried ramblings were cut by Angel lifting a finger, his breath catching a couple of times. It sounded ragged and desperate, but he couldn’t control it. “Ahhhhh’Kihhh’SCHOOooo!! Hahhhh’TCHIewww!! Iehhhh’KCHUHHHH!! HeHHH’SHuHhhhh!!” The fit even sounded tired, and Angel groaned lightly as he did so. “Angel, are you sure you don’t want some help to your room? I could see if Vaggie or-” Charlie stopped talking, looking over Angel's head. All the sinner could do was grumble, hiding his face in the pillow. 

“It’s fine toots, I’ll just fall asleep right here. No need to mess with that room stuff,” A deeper chuckle came from behind Angel's back, and he didn’t need to look back to tell Husker was there. He hid further into the pillow, determined to keep another person from seeing him like this, especially one that Angel had gotten so close to. 

#snz #snz kink #snzblr #haz/bin hot/el #angel/dust #snez #snzfic

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Aso feel free to send in any requests you have!!! I can do most characters (except like sir pentious or lute).

I’m also completely caught up on hellu/vaboss, so ask away!!!

I’ve been inspired by all the H/H fanfics recently, and I’m torn between three plots. Let me know which one is the best!!!

1. Luci was canonically shut in by himself for a LONGGGG time, so imagine if after the finale/once they’ve finished fixing the hotel he gets a terrible fucking cold, due to not being around that many sinners for years. He tries to hide it not to worry Charlie, but perhaps Vaggie confronts him and practically throws him on Alastor to take care of... or Alastor sees the oppurtunity to "prove" to charlie how disgustingly caretaking he can be and confronts Lucifer.

2. I can't decide about which one I want for Huskerdust so I'll do two (both are slightly angsty/based in misunderstandings):

- Angel gets sick, and despite knowing that the other hotel members especially husker would take care of him, old habits from Val die hard, and he gets too feverish for his brain to recognize that he’s safe. It’s only when Angel is summoned by V/al that Husker and Charlie realize he’s sick, so husker properly takes care of him while Charlie “calls in a favor” to Asmodeus (because fuck abusers fr)

- this would be more of a collection of scenes/more unconnectedish? I think it would be really funny/honestly I’m just a sucker for allergies that go unnoticed. Husker would sometime start to sneeze when around angel, but none of them really figure it out until Angel is getting ready and like- puts on too much perfume? I didn’t have much of an idea for this prompt unlike the first one, but I still think it would be epic lol.

Please give me feedback, I’m incredibly indecisive!!!!!

#it has been consuming my mind lmaoo #snz #j rambles

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I’ve been inspired by all the H/H fanfics recently, and I’m torn between three plots. Let me know which one is the best!!!

1. Luci was canonically shut in by himself for a LONGGGG time, so imagine if after the finale/once they’ve finished fixing the hotel he gets a terrible fucking cold, due to not being around that many sinners for years. He tries to hide it not to worry Charlie, but perhaps Vaggie confronts him and practically throws him on Alastor to take care of... or Alastor sees the oppurtunity to "prove" to charlie how disgustingly caretaking he can be and confronts Lucifer.

2. I can't decide about which one I want for Huskerdust so I'll do two (both are slightly angsty/based in misunderstandings):

- Angel gets sick, and despite knowing that the other hotel members especially husker would take care of him, old habits from Val die hard, and he gets too feverish for his brain to recognize that he’s safe. It’s only when Angel is summoned by V/al that Husker and Charlie realize he’s sick, so husker properly takes care of him while Charlie “calls in a favor” to Asmodeus (because fuck abusers fr)

- this would be more of a collection of scenes/more unconnectedish? I think it would be really funny/honestly I’m just a sucker for allergies that go unnoticed. Husker would sometime start to sneeze when around angel, but none of them really figure it out until Angel is getting ready and like- puts on too much perfume? I didn’t have much of an idea for this prompt unlike the first one, but I still think it would be epic lol.

Please give me feedback, I’m incredibly indecisive!!!!!

#haz//bin ho//tel #luci//fer #snzblr #snz kink #possible snz fic #send h/h requests if you have any!!! #it has been consuming my mind LMAOO

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Just when I thought I couldn’t get sick (from having a really good immune system due to working in childcare), my body decided that, no actually, you will get the sickest you’ve been in two years.

I’ve almost used up a whole box of tissues, which is my only accomplishment of the week

#snz kink #self/obs #I don’t usually do this but why not #also considering making a wav tommorow #because why not #I knew my health streak just couldn’t last

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My fiancé is right there with you!! Hes been so elated over the last few days about the clearing up of everything, even if what happened before really sucked :]

Not snz but my favorite YouTuber single handedly proved his innocence against faked allegations and proved how easy is it to fake them, so the last few days were kinda cool, I’m finally not getting harassed on Twitter for interacting with him and with other fans of his

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I finally remembered that I made a Kaveh Wav!! this was my first-time editing audio with audacity, so let's hope it sounds kinda good?? It's so hard to remember things to say while sneezing :( I'll just have to make a full script next time lol wish me luck!!!

#snz wav #gens//hin impa//ct #I love torturing k//aveh #snz kink #If only i could voice//act

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Heya!

Sorry for not like uploading any writing, but….

How would y’all feel about en/ stars?

I’m obsessed with Nazu//na so I would literally love to write him doing something snz related

I could also do Chi//aki possibly or Ka//oru because they fascinate me

#snz kink #j rambles #naz//una nito has my whole heart #en//stars fr #I need more writing fuel please #I’m running out it’s so sad

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I did something :]

I’m so unused to not talking while doing these it was really weird lol. I could also probably make even more audios today or tomorrow, since my nose is still this ticklish without any like actual sickness.

Anyways, feel free to send me wav requests and I’ll try to do them.

#snz kink #snz wav #snzblr #sneezing fit #no scenario this time lol #but I might make some m/h/a content #Youtube

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Since I have been constantly forgetting to work on my Gen/shin snz fic, have the crumbs of my brain rot in the form of

Sneeze headcannons

Sucrose

Definitely small sneezes

Also allergic to certain powders she has to use at the lab

After the first time she accidentally sniffs in the powders and can't stop sneezing for ten minutes, she uses a face mask whenever she experiments in the lab

however, she will sometime forget and then has the same reaction

her nose reddens easily, and also runs whenever shes sick or allergic

she tries to stifle sneezes around Albedo, but he always tells her not too

sneezes from the cold which only makes her going to dragonspine worse

Regular sneezes are like ‘hahhhhh’apt’shiewww!’ To faster breathy ‘hahhh’kshihhh!’

Lisa

Shes allergic to dust and certain flowers

probably some spices but only in large amounts

her sneezes just sound ticklish, a lot of hitches and buildup to a shit ton of sneezes, each one irritating those around her

makes a big display of finding her "handkerchief," which is conveniently placed in a small pocket beside her breasts, but she most likely won't find it and sneezes fully uncovered.

if she does find it, she'll use the handkerchief to loosely cover her sneezes, winking at someone if they happen to watch too much.

if she gets sick she will definitely complain to anyone around her until they are convinced to take care of her

her nose gets extremely congested when she is sick, causing her usual "hehhhh'kchiewww!" to become "Euhhhh'huhhhh'zrchehhh!"

Eula

tries to always have "dainty" sneezes

Usually works if it’s the rare single one, but when she’s allergic or sick it’s harsh messy sneezes

Carries so many handkerchiefs

she can't hold back to save her life, even though she will attempt too.

when she is sick she tries to work through it because it shows her character.

definitely swears to get vengeance if anyone gets her sick (except Amber)

colds tend to settle in her chest

allergic to certain scents like strong perfumes

tries to have a "hih'chu!" sneeze but when shes allergic to sometthing or sick she sounds like "hehhhh'rshuhhhh!!"

Amber

sneezes like baron bunny

Not really allergic to anything, but oftentimes she is allergic to spices

because she glides so much she has learned how to hold back her sneezes for a long time

when she's sick Amber gets extremely lethargic

she also sneezes softly/sleepier than usual but its barely a difference if you don't really know her

her colds or allergies make her have teasing, hitchy fits where she can never sneeze enough to get the tickle out

has caused people to sneeze in sympathy to her because her sneezes sound so very itchy

usually sneezes like "hehhhh..... eahhhhhh'gihhshiewww!!" or "huhhhhh'tihshoooo!!"

Jean

always tries to not overwork herself

She obviously fails at that

will work herself through anything

has definitely passed out on Dragonspine

gets sick very often but tries to downplay the symptoms as much as possible

probably has to get dragged to bed by someone (insert your OTP)

her sneezes are very controlled and organized

sounds like "hehhh'gnt!" or even a wetter "ghhh'usht!" when she sneezes even while sick

#gen//shin snz #i have more fics with them soon #just getting this out before my femdom fic #because its easier tbh and I've been so swamped #snzblr #snz kink #my fave girl is probably lisa #because she is so hot wow #gen//shin impact #i mightdo this for other regions or even the guys #send me gen//shin requests!!!

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The warmth of a caring touch, and a hand to hold.

This sickfic just barely won the poll I had posted a few days ago lol. I'm working on the second one too! please enjoy about 1k words of Kaz/inej fluff because they are my comfort heterosexuals. ----- Kaz Brekker was fine. He was more than fine, actually, working on yet another time sensitive job. This time, their presence was required just outside of Ketterdam, and while the mission was done Kaz could tell no one would be able to make it back to his beloved bar tonight. So, they had walked into a hotel Nina knew never took names or remembered faces, getting three separate rooms. 

Like their usual arrangements, Kaz and Inej took the same room. Inej was the only person that Kaz trusted to sleep next too, although he would never tell her that. She left to talk to Jesper only minutes ago, giving the put-together male time to recuperate. 

He was trying to do so but felt too on edge. Locking the rooms door, Kaz took a deep breath that instantly turned into a crackling cough. His heart skipped a beat as he found himself suddenly unable to breathe, using a gloved fist to muffle them as his body shook from the coughs. Kaz had never been someone with a strong constitution, even if he tried to conceal all signs of weakness. Even once he stopped coughing, his head still felt dizzying and weak. Kaz fell onto one of the beds, his eyes closing for a moment. Everything was spinning around him, even while he was in the dark. — Click, the door swung open with barely any noise, signaling Inej’s arrival. She gasped as she saw the scene in front of her. The only time Inej had seen Kaz like this was when- he was sick. Probably for days now, considering how he dreaded illness so much. “Kaz?” a garbled groan was the only noise she got in response, yet Kaz turned and stared at Inej with one eye, the other still against his pillow. “Inej,” his voice sounds like a whimper, weaker than she usually hears it. The woman rushes to his side, using the back of her hand to check Kaz’s forehead for fever. His forehead was hot enough that she hisses as she pulls back, now looking for his usual waterskin.

“You look horrendous,” She says, trying to lighten the mood. Kaz tries to answer, but instead his face warps. “Hehhhhh’tshhhhhh! Ehhhh’kchuhhhhh!!” He only sneezes in doubles whenever he has caught a bug from someone, and Inej knows he wouldn’t sneeze like that unless he is too delirious to care about getting her sick.

“Ghezen,” Grabbing a handkerchief from Kaz’s own jacket, she brings it up to his face. “Try to blow your nose,” Inej can tell that the man is falling asleep, but he does attempt a weak blow for her. She puts the handkerchief back on the nightstand, and is preparing to change herself when Kaz coughs lightly, then tries to speak.

“Inej, I can move-” he trails off, nose still giving him hell for a few seconds but failing to build into a real sneeze. “Can we sleep next to each other?” usually Kaz is much too reserved to ask such a question, even though they have been romantically engaged for months now.

The sweet, innocent question draws a smile out of her. “Of course Kaz,” she moves the beds together after changing into sleepwear, a long dress that is lighter than her usual clothes but still lets her react in case of someone attacking in the middle of the night. It had taken her a long time to be comfortable with sleeping next to anyone, but they had done this enough exhausted nights for her to be so very happy here.

Kaz’ eyes are still closed as she slips into bed next to him, being the big spoon as she protects Kaz with her own body. The last thing Inej hears as she drifts off to sleep is the smallest snuffles possible, his snores sounding extremely stuffed-up.

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It is early morning when Kaz wakes up next. There is a small amount of dreary sunlight coming into their room. He realizes that the room has been changed while he was very out of it, but he also realizes that there is very familiar arms holding him in place. Inej. she must have come in while he was passed out on top of the sheets, helping him into bed.

As much as he loves her warm touch, his nose and throat is already starting to itch. There is no rest for the wicked, after all.

“Uehhhhhh’kshht!! Uhhhhh’tchushhhh!!” Kaz stifled the first sneeze with his thumb and forefinger, but the second sneeze managed to escape his hold. They did nothing to help the tickle, instead shifting the congestion in his nose and making it so much worse. His breath caught harshly again, causing Inej to stir. “Heahhhhhhh–tchushhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhh’pshiewwww!!” the last sneeze was undeniably loud, causing Kaz to wince. His headache wasn’t worsened from the sneezes, but they caused his already weakened voice to rebel against his own throat.

“Kaz? How do you-” Inej was cut off by choked off coughs, Kaz’s [I] ungloved hand cupped over his mouth as he tried desperately to muffle them. The assassin could see how panic set into his watery eyes as his hand moved away from his mouth, the coughs now significantly weakened. “Oh, angel-” her hands gently felt Kaz’ forehead before moving away. “You’re too sick to leave your bed,”

Usually, this would be the part where Kaz refused her. Where Kaz pushed everyone away to wallow in a sea of terrible memories, but he was different now. At least, he wanted to believe he was better, better than he had been before. In actuality, it was both Kaz and Inej trying to stop their terrible habits and learning to be more secure in each other.

///////// Although unplanned, the next two days consisted of the other crows all playing cards and screwing around. Occasionally, Jesper or Wylan would walk back up to Kaz and inej’s room, only to hear their quiet conversations, the snores someone made while sick, or soft totally not cute sneezes. They definitely didn’t gossip about the two, and if Inej couldn’t be a perfect wraith when they got into Ketterdam because of a running nose, no one mentioned it.

#snzfic #snz kink #snzblr #snz fet #both of them are ooc #but its okay because I love them #i kind of rambled through this but oh well

[sneezeplease]

if you have any more content for k/az 👀 i would love love love to see it

OOOOO OFC NONNIE!!!

However, I currently have three fics in mind progress for that little bastard. I’ll make it a pill so you don’t have to reveal yourself (I’m pretty sure)

[sneezeplease]

If you would, Jon having this happen to him completely unexpectedly, while he is still adjusting to being the archivist:

“The darkness loomed ahead of us, our flickering candle held t-iehhhhh” [click]

Just the thought of Jon struggling to hold back his sneezes during a statement because he wants so desperately to maintain his own professionalism, but being unable to do so and giving into his own sneezes while trying to end the recording before he actually cleans himself up.

In my head, this would happen probably sometime during season one. He can usually pause the recording before these things happen, but it still ended up on the statement. Elias wanted the tapes back by the end of the day, and since he doesn’t want to ask any of his coworkers and seem incompetent, Jon pushes through the rest of the recording. He keeps his glasses (because he definitely has glasses) off for the rest of the statement and pauses whenever he feels another sneeze peaking, managing to finish it just before he has to head home.

Of course, Elias Knows what had occurred during the tape as soon as he listens to it. He is given excruciating detail of how much Jon sneezed and sneezed, how utterly desperate he was to control his own bodies reflexes. Needless to say, it quickly becomes a personal favorite of his.

not to be horny on main but the current Thought is one j/on s/ims recording a statement while battling his awful dust allergy (yes he's allergic to dust he absolutely is i KNOW he is) and just having to hold his knuckles/sleeve/a tissue (select all that apply) against his nose the whole time....... or continuously pausing for a series of itchy sniffles............ or even having to stop and start the tape again so you can't hear him sneezing on the recording

#you can not tell me Elias doesn’t have a sneeze kink #hot little voyeur man #I have such a thing for men coming apart I will not even get into it #Jon is my number one favorite though #I feel like I wrote a snz fic for him a few months ago but I would have to find it #somewhere in my docs

[sneezeplease]

S/ix of C/rows brainrot

So I don’t know what kinda  fic this prompt would be about, but I do think it would just be chefs kiss:

“Blow,” the words sounded far too gentle coming from Ketterdams wraith, lulling Kaz into doing anything she requested. Maybe it was the fever, or his growing reluctance to stifle more sneezes, but the man leaned in closer to Inej. his muddled brain was hyperaware of just how close he was, how easily Inej could reach out and touch his clammy forehead, or use the back of her hand to cool down his neck. He blew productively, unable to be too disgusted by the amount his nose produced as Inej looked at him so lovingly. “There you go,” she cooed, in a tone that would seem patronizing coming from anyone but her. 

Saints, maybe he really was going soft. Then again, getting taken care of like this could convince Kaz that being soft was just fine.

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Please send me prompts for Kaz or Inej or honestly even Jesper because I am going crazy for these bitches.

#snzblr #snz kink #s/ixs of c/rows rambling ideas #I have been workshopping so many prompts for this f/ucker #little autistic man my b/eloathed #jk hes amazing and also I love his femdom girlfriend #kaz/inej if you sq/uint