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happy birthday to richie tozier my favorite guy

#richie tozier #it 2019 #it 2017 #happy birthday #happy birthday Richie tozier #happy birthday trashmouth

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bingus

🐾 💗 🐾 💗 🐾 💗 🐾 💗 🐾

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Richie: Yo, guys! What’s up?

Eddie: Richie, where have you been, man?

Stan: You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?

Richie: No, no, man. I got it. It is flawless. Check it!

Eddie: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that’s good. That’s hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to… McLovin?

Richie: Yeah.

Eddie: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Richie? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Richie: No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

Stan: And you landed on McLovin?

Richie: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Stan: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?

Richie: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once!

Eddie: Richie, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Richie: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Stan: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Richie: Fuck you!

Stan: Give me that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn’t even have a first name. It just says “McLovin”!

Eddie: What?! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Stan: Richie, this ID says that you’re 25 years old. Why wouldn’t you just put 21, man?

Richie: Stan, Stan, Stan. Listen up, ass-face! Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they’re 21. How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town? It’s called fucking strategy, all right?

Eddie: Stay calm, okay? Let’s not lose our heads. It’s-it’s a fine ID. It’ll-it’s going to work. It’s passable, okay? This isn’t terrible. I mean, it’s up to you, Richie. This guy is either going to think, “Here’s another kid with a fake ID,” or “Here’s McLovin, a 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor.” Okay? So what’s it gonna be?

Richie: [grinning] I am McLovin!

Stan: No, you’re not. No one’s McLovin. McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

#richie tozier #stan uris #eddie kaspbrak #the losers club #superbad

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I love one (1) man

#jonathan byers #fan art

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#don't donate to the bigot bucket

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we are past swifties calling themselves punks and have arrived at swift calling herself punk

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I hate this fucking policy companies have. Waste food and throw it in the trash (and consider it fucking THEFT if your employees take any!) rather let your employees have at it so it doesn't become waste. These retail jobs don't pay enough so most employees need all the free food they can get.

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I usually think teams are cringe but I gotta throw in another team Jonathan.

“fuck team jonathan fuck team steve im team nancy” ok good for u…anyway team jonathan

#i know i said teams are gross #but I'm also a hypocrite so #obviously team Jonathan #jonathan byers #stranger things #best boy #he's so underrated

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Sailor Neptune would obliterate Richie Tozier let's be real.

Versus

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

#Sailor Neptune vs Richie Tozier #no contest #sailor neptune #richie tozier #childhood favorite #current favorite

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Oh my god I thought . Well. Anyway

#omg #funny memes

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#stranger things #eleven #jane hopper #not my art

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Dennis Christopher Eddie you will always be famous

#90s Eddie : ( #I wanna draw him but I don’t have time recently rip

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Ladies and germs, I present to you, the most underrated boys of the Netflix cinematic universe:

Lucas Sinclair

Jonathan Byers

#Jonathan byers #lucas sinclair #underrated character #lumax #jancy #stranger things

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Fall miwi with wooden swords !

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stay magical 🌙✨

#galarian ponyta #ponyta #pokemon #pkmn #fairy type #ipad procreate #my art #ADRAWER4EVER

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The girls in my phone