yeah totally top guy
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I'M NOT OKAY
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if anyone ever tries to tell you that the ancient greeks were more sophisticated than us, just remember that there was a ship war between plato and aeschylus over whether achilles or patroclus was the top in their relationship, while xenophon was off complaining that he didn’t ship that
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An elf leaves the enchanted forest to play with his favorite hairless apes. It’s only been 15,000 years, they surely haven’t changed much. Right?
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from J.S. Clay, Homer's Trojan Theater
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its just really frustrating to me how people try to make art of cassandra today. because none of it at all says cassandra. it’s like, pretty girl crying, with perfect clothes and skin and hair. blah blah. that’s not cassandra!
cassandra is a loud and unsettling character! she comes into most of her appearances screaming, she tears at her hair and her clothes like any tragic homeric character, she’s unkempt and bold and messy and NOT clean.
and its just. ugh. like sure. thats a nice helen drawing. thats a nice penelope drawing. but literally nothing about this is cassandra. in fact, it goes directly AGAINST the big points of her character
whatever. its like 2am and im rambling
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YOUNGER ME WRITING 'SAPPHIRE BLUE POOLS' I AM GOING TO CRY
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I watched this video a few days ago, and it was super interesting! It seems to be unlisted now though, I'm not sure why - it's still in my watch history, but not on the creator's Youtube channel.
Hi! Just wanted to mention that I've came across a video The Problem with Greek Myth Retellings by Kate Alexandra on YouTube and it reminded me a lot of your post about the recent trend of girlbossifying ancient heroines in newly published books.
I'm about half-way through but have really been enjoying it so far - the person seems to know what they're talking about. If you have time to spare, I'd certainly recommend it!
!!!!!! i will be sure to check it out thank you!
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god give me the strength to complete The Task
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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
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did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years
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Smoking cigarettes is bad for your health. Smoking green paint made of arsenic is worse~
More shenanigans involving Dante, a character from my wip illustrated novel about 19th century artists. Back then, most paints are made of highly toxic ingredients such as lead, mercury, and arsenic (for the the infamous color: Paris Green).
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Where is my fantasy female protagonist who's a little too socially adept maybe I'm tired of the assumption being that all fantasy female protagonists don't really understand the nuances of conversation in politicised situations. I want a girl who knows exactly how to play people and is always a little privately concerned that she's evil for it.
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Gee, thanks, Goodreads
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Helen because she’s been on my mind lately….. they did you so dirty.
Also Paris. I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM BOTH. Aphrodite why.
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forced to say bruh 🙁
born to say :3
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That moment when you ragequitting the game leads to your boyfriend’s end (I’m so sorry)
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