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I like to use music albums to keep track of the passage of time while I'm doing stuff, but I have a really bad sense of the passage of time, so I've decided to label all my albums with their total length. I think this will help me learn to gauge how long intervals of time actually are.

#depression recovery #autism help #adhd help #life hacks

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Update: I'm bad at estimating amounts, and I have no gallon ziploc baggies. Send help.

I'm making waffles to freeze for the mornings! Apparently all you have to do to make frozen waffles is make regular-ass waffles and freeze em. I know it sounds obvious, but for some reason I thought there was more processing involved.

#curse my hubris

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I'm making waffles to freeze for the mornings! Apparently all you have to do to make frozen waffles is make regular-ass waffles and freeze em. I know it sounds obvious, but for some reason I thought there was more processing involved.

#it really is that fucking simple #easy recipes #easy meals #depression recovery #waffles

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My headcanon for the weather segments in Welcome to Night Vale has always been that the music is just a carrier for the signal that beams the weather info directly into the townspeoples' minds. We as outside listeners are not within the original broadcast radius and are only receiving the audio portion of the broadcast after the fact.

#welcome to night vale #night vale #wtnv #wtnv fan theory

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Hot take: anyone who hates on tall women for being tall is a misogynist.

#tall chicks are hot as fuck #and i will fight anyone who says otherwise #hot take

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Question for Homestuck peeps out there: do quadrant relationships necessarily have to be romantic in nature? Because I feel like my mom and I are each other's moirails, but I don't want to put that label on it if it can't be used for familial or platonic relationships.

#homestuck #relationship quadrants #moirails

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If two people named Anna and Louise ran a handbag shop in Baton Rouge, they could call it Louise & Anna's Purses.

#this just popped into my head #and i had to get it out #bad jokes #i'm not sorry

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two households both alike in dignity

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Nickelodeon: Make us a kid's cartoon!

Man whose most well-known prior work is literally called Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: *puts fucked up stuff in said kid's cartoon*

Nickelodeon:

#honestly what were they expecting #i don't know why i was just thinking of this #it's not exactly topical #for the record i love invader zim #i love all of jhonen's work actually #jhonen vasquez #invader zim #nickelodeon

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Church Grim

#first thing i thought of

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Holy shit, I just realized something. The songs Dirty Laundry by Don Henley and Vicarious by Tool have the exact same premise.

#hot take! #can't believe it took me this long to realize this #dirty laundry #Don Henley #Vicarious #tool

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she ooga on my wooga til i booga

#that phrase just popped into my head #and i have no idea why or where it came from #what the fuck brain

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I just found out that Billy McFarland is trying to make Fyre Festival 2 a thing, and it's the most hilariously stupid thing I've heard in months.

#billy boy is up to his old tricks again #can you believe this shit #fyre festival #fyre festival 2 #quite frankly I'm surprised i didn't find this out via that fucking destiel meme

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It's synced up so perfectly oh my god

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

#mitchiri neko march #mitchiri neko #this clip was exactly what i hoped it would be #and for that i am eternally grateful

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Hot take: people over 65 shouldn't be in politics.

#hot take #politics #young people should decide our fate #since they're actually gonna live long enough to see it

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thank you for your blessing, rainbow cat

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#o wise cat #thank you for your wisdom