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I genuinely fucking love creating things I just HATE advertising it- it's too tiring for me to do and that's why I feel ill never actually make it as a shop owner. I can literally only be consistent if I'm enjoying it.

Like OF COURSE I want to monetize it, I'm making physical art for a reason my brain just can't handle the extra stuff to promote it- at the end of the day I'm exhausted just from making said product even if it doesn't seem that hard. It's probably the autism, but I hate having that be a road block at all.

#like i know i could hire someone but like i aint got a budget for that #diy or die #yapping #when the autism actually autims

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I got a lot done today, I'm proud of myself.

#yapping #i really am

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being subjected to the things dan and phil tweeted at/about each other back in the early days feels like having to witness that one couple in high school that was full making out in the hallways at 8 am while you were running on two hours of sleep and half a ham sandwich for the next six hours.

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I almost forgot about this rip but I did it, they're laminated cards not stickers but I have a special job so I made them while I was there; the bigger set is going to live in my wallet, the smaller in my phone case

My dads will be going everywhere with me now 😅🥹🙌🏻💛

@yutamayo

also @amazingphil @danielhowell

DONT CRY CRAFT~

#yapping #dnp #dads 🥹 #dan howell #phil lester #dont cry craft #dnp crafts #dan and phil

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Reverse Tropes

Soulmates - Your soulmate is destined to be your greatest rival in life.

Amnesia - Instead of losing memories, they start getting memories that aren't theirs.

Forced Marriage - Forced Divorce.

Captured Prince - They think they've captured the prince of the opposing kingdom, but they've actually just captured a normal, random civilian.

Chosen one Prophesy - There is a prophecy about *someone* saving the world, but it doesn't actually say who...

Born with Special Marks - It's actually a mark that tells a person what they *won't* be good at.

True Loves Kiss - True Hates Kiss, good luck convincing someone who truly hates you to kiss you.

Love at First Sight - Hate at First Sight.

Rags to Riches - Riches to Rags

Found Family - You need to find your actual, related family.

Misunderstood Villain - Misunderstood hero. They are trying to be evil, why does everyone like them!?

It Was All a Dream - They thought it was a dream, but it turned out to all be real.

Secret Identity - The secret Identity is the one everyone knows, somehow, everyone has forgotten your normal identity...

Villain Defeated by Friendship - Villain defeated by hatred.

Bad Boy & Good Girl - Good boy and bad girl.

Stalking/Obsessive Love - Avoiding the person they like to try and ignore their feelings.

Monster x Hunter - Hunter x Hunter, both thinking the other is a monster, or Monster x Monster, both thinking the other is a hunter.

Hero Gets Framed - The wrong villain gets framed.

Yandere - but it's two going after each other.

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literally this

#HAPPY APRIL 29 #THE DAY I SAW MUGENTRAIN IN THEATERS IN 2021 #HONESTLY A PIVOTAL MOMENT IN MY DEVELOPMENT #MY LOVE FOR AKAZA WAS BORN THAT DAY #i almost typed borthed for some reason #shoulda kept it

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

#i am tha absolute fuckup of an idiot but somehow my boss thinks im one of the more competent ones #he literally said that to me like a month ago but i laughed at him and was like /ME???/

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Kiss kiss

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Hi hi! Love your prompts! I'm writing a story where my characters are friends to enemies to friends again to lovers! Basically A didn't support B's dreams and they had a falling out. Do you hav e any dialogue prompts for the argument and the making up of it all?

Thanks <3

Hi :)

Since both of those situations happen some time apart, I will give you first the argument dialogue and then the making up ones.

Falling out prompts

"You never supported me in the way I would expect a friend to support me!"

"I didn't think it would be such a big deal for you." "Of course, it's a big deal for me and I told you that over and over again!"

"You don't believe in me and I just can't live with that."

"I would want you to live your dreams, but I just don't think it's realistic." "A dream doesn't have to be realistic!"

"I would've never thought it would ever come to this, but I don't see us fixing this mess."

Making up prompts

"I should've supported you. No matter what."

"Fighting with you was horrible. I don't ever want to live life without you."

"I'm glad to see you living your dream. I'm sorry I ever doubted you."

"Nothing makes me more happy than being able to talk to you again. I missed this so much."

"It was stupid. I was being stupid. And I'm so sorry for that."

"Yes, you were stupid. But we should've talked more. Maybe we could've found a way to understand each other's sides better. I'm glad that the were able to get past that eventually."

Have fun using them!

- Jana

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

#YEAH I LITERALLY REALIZED MY FIRST ZINE WAS ROTTING IN NY DRAFTS FOR 5 YEARS AND THAT WAS A SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM #my biggest relationship ended 5 years ago and theyre still killing my brain #love that

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they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

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credit to @/xo_romiiarts on x

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Like I can 100% cope, I have the skill set- the thing that is unbearable is knowing I just deteriorate slowly as the years pass (kinda slowly; thanks to being chronically and mentally ill) but at the same time I still have to do this over and over again for another 1-potentially 70 more years; only the gods knows how old I could be

How are people just okay with it? Every time I dig up my pain I just want to bury it again.

Everything takes so much energy for no reason, my dyslexia makes it hard for me to read and my mental health is in shambles regardless of how good everything is going right now.

Shit it just irritating; I despise the existential dread.

#yapping

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Sometimes, it's just you and your BL against the world...

#yapping #how the fuck do you cope without having an existential crisis #asking for a friend

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this town is fake, but you’re the real thing

#i have that unicorn sticker #shoutout to pipsticks

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GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU-