sheyri

[sheyri]

got this EPIC badge from @totallypumpkin

bots in the asexual tag suck a lot

#asexual #the great asexual vs bot war

[sheyri]

Ok so I have an idea

Queerplatonic relationship Astarion

Inspired by the “maybe you need a friend, not a lover” option

Something deep, intimate, without all of the physical aspects of a relationship.

Just two besties living their best lives as partners, hugging, kisses on the cheek, no heavy petting nor sex and it just… works!

There are many things in this world that can become far, far more intimate than sex.

Also you already know you won’t need it as the tea spilling sessions are already a religious experience

#YES #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #qpr astarion #who needs sex anyway #not me that's for sure #astarion deserves a break

[sheyri]

Yes! We're doing the moderating for them, we deserve a badge!

the least they could do is give us a badge for slaughter all these bots

#asexual #the great asexual vs bot war #give us our badge of honour

[sheyri]

Wtf? I keep reporting these bots multiple times a day and now one of them followed me?!

Can the programmers please check their code?!

Reporting bots in the asexual tag is quickly turning into my favourite hobby

It's actually kinda nice of those bots to deliver a wide variety of content. Tiddies, nutrition supplements, travel, some arabic texts. I even had a crypto post just now!

And if you're not a bot, but wrongly use the tag on a post that has nothing to do with asexuality at all, you just get caught in the crossfire. Sorry not sorry.

#the great asexual vs bot war #wtf is wrong with that code #is this some sort of bot kink #asexual

[sheyri]

Reporting bots in the asexual tag is quickly turning into my favourite hobby

It's actually kinda nice of those bots to deliver a wide variety of content. Tiddies, nutrition supplements, travel, some arabic texts. I even had a crypto post just now!

And if you're not a bot, but wrongly use the tag on a post that has nothing to do with asexuality at all, you just get caught in the crossfire. Sorry not sorry.

#asexual #the bots won't win #this should get a wikipedia article or something #the great asexual vs bot war #practice run for denmark #yes i am fluent in sarcasm #garlic bread for the reporters #how to keep your asexual happy

[sheyri]

Yeah, spamming our tag and not even bringing garlic bread! The audacity of those bots! Rude!

*walks in covered in bot blood* yo anyone got garlic bread

#asexual #WHY ARE THERE SO MANY #why this tag

[sheyri]

The Devil's Garden 🌹 🩸 will he paint them red?

#omg #this is awesome #love it #epic #i don't care that it hurts #all the good things do #when it comes to art #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #astarion fanart #op's art

[sheyri]

OMG! AAAAAAA! So adorable!

Finished infinity alchemist yesterday and I loved it!!! Go and read it!

#infinity alchemist #kacen callender #ash woods #ramsay thorne #callum kendrick #polyamory #op's art

[sheyri]

I strongly relate to Ash and Callum, because I, too, love Ramsay Thorne a normal amount. That biting sarcasm, dammit!

But now I need to see the three of them live a calm, happy life, get time to heal, be cute together. Give me a novella or short story collection or something. PLEASE!

Also, yes, all the fanart and fanfic please?

Infinity alchemist has the fucking cutest throuple! I'm foaming at the god damn mouth cuz they're so adorable. I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. I'm lying on the ground and screaming eternally. I love them so much

#infinity alchemist #ash woods #callum kendrick #ramsay thorne #gods I love ramsay #first mention after the prologue and I'm like #that sounds exactly like another certain character I love beyond reason #gimme moooore #have I mentioned that i love ramsay #so precious #must protect at all costs #book tumblr

[sheyri]

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #he's so valid

[sheyri]

Pigeons go brrrrr

#pigeons #city pigeons #the children must feed #adorable blorbos #no bread for birds

[sheyri]

Home is where the weirdos are ⛺️

POV: your cute little vampire boyfriend just took care of the “family drama” and needs a hug.

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #poor boy #astarion #baldur's gate 3

[sheyri]

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!!

-April 6th

#international asexuality day #asexual #ace #lgbtqia #let the garlic bread flow

[sheyri]

YES!!!

Tiefling Astarion

Yes or no?

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #teethling #op's art

[sheyri]

Needle and thread - bg3 comic Astarion, Halsin [TW SA themed]

I just love thinking about stories for Astarion tailoring and sewing things. xD

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #karlach #halsin #comic #fanart #op's art

[sheyri]

The "I don't play BG3 but Astarion is Astarion" starter pack

Or something...

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #he's just too powerful #fanart #various artists #not my art #leipziger buchmesse #manga comic con #the artist alley is dangerous

[sheyri]

Why are pigeons so cute?!

#pigeons #adorable little blorbos #no bread for birds #keep seeds on your body #in case you meet a pigeon #city pigeons