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Send my muse an ❌ for them to say one regret that they have.

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Ask My Muse About Death

Send my muse one or a few of these questions (all of them related to death, life after death, etc. so please read with that warning in mind)

Have you ever come close to dying?

What do you think is the worst possible way to die?

Do you think there’s life after death?

If you were reborn as someone/something new, who or what would you want to be?

If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?

Have you ever taken someone’s life?

Are you afraid of dying?

Do you ever wish you were immortal?

If you are immortal, do you ever wish you were mortal instead?

Name one (or a few) people in your life whose death would ruin you.

Who do you think would miss you most if you were gone?

Name one person you’d protect even if it meant sacrificing yourself.

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

Have you ever seen someone die (but you didn’t cause it)?

Has someone ever tried to severely hurt you?

Could you kill someone if it meant protecting yourself or someone else?

If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?

Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?

Have you ever seen a ghost/spirit?

If you’ve ever had a near-death experience, describe what happened and what you saw/experienced.

BONUS: FOR UNDEAD/SPOOKY MUSES

How did you die?

What’s the last thing you remember before death?

Is the afterlife/undeath exactly as you pictured it to be?

What do you consider yourself (ghost, zombie, spirit, etc.)?

Do you wish you were alive and mortal again?

Was death frightening to you?

What have you learned since your death?

When you meet living people, are they afraid of you?

If you could be brought back to life, would you accept?

Did you return for a reason?

#wanna hear a joke? [memes] #death tw #death mention tw #rp memes #horror memes

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simple yet specific relationships & reverse starters meme!

send one of the followings emojis or prompts if you have ideas for relationships & plots when it comes to our muses, but you don't know how to start! in return, i'll go through either yours or my prompts and try to send you something to work with your wishes! feel free to send more of them at the same time too!!

note: with "my muse", we mean the sender's

NEUTRAL

🙂 a simple first meeting should work

🤭 my muse wants to know yours better

🤗 my muse doesn't know yours, but heard of them /pos

🤔 my muse doesn't know yours, but heard of them and has no strong feelings about them. yet.

😄 my muse is related or friend of someone your muse is friends with

😕 my muse is related or friend of someone your muse dislikes

😍 my muse is related or friend of someone your muse loves

PLATONIC & FAMILIAL

🐶 they could be friends!!!!

🐺 they were friends in the past, but lost contact with eachother

🐣 they're family!!!

🐔 my muse is a distant relative of yours

🐴 my muse is a fan of yours

🦝 my muse is an old friend who yours didn't see in a while

🐭 our muses are online friends

ROMANTIC & SEXUAL

❤️ my muse wants to kiss yours (in a romantic way)

💙 my muse has a one sided crush on yours

💚 our muses are exes

🧡 my muse used to have a crush on yours some time ago

💛 my muse wants to kiss yours (mostly in a sexy kind of way)

💜 our muses had a one night stand

🖤 our muses are fuckbuddies

ANTAGONISTIC & NEGATIVE

🥄 my muse doesn't know yours, but heard of them /neg

🔨 they should beat eachother up

💣 my muse hates yours

🗡️ our muses hate eachother

🔪 my muse is scared of yours

⛏️ they were friends in the past, but they had a serious fight

🪓 my muse wants to kill yours

WORK & SCHOOL

📅 they're forced to cooperate

📋 my muse wants yours to work for them

📚 our muses know eachother from school

📊 our muses know eachother from work

📌 my muse works for yours

📭 your muse works for mine

📖 my muse is or was your muse's teacher

OTHER ODDLY SPECIFIC SCENARIOS

🍉 they should work together to beat someone else up

🍋 our muses are in a fake relationship

🍏 my muse needs yours to pretend to be their partner

🍒 my muse is famous, and i'd love to see yours reaction to see them

🍓 my muse is a troublemaker and yours find them after a fight

🍇 my muse is sad for any reason and crosses paths with yours

🍊 my muse catches yours doing something illegal

#wanna hear a joke? [memes] #rp prompts #ask meme

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ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) Dir. James Signorelli

#elvira mistress of the dark #Sheila’s snark #musings #comedy

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Send 🌑 to crawl into bed with my muse

#wanna hear a joke? [memes]

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🍔 - What kind of food does your muse usually eat? Do they have a favorite food, or favorite style of food? Do they have allergies? Are they vegan, vegetarian, etc.? 🍡 - Can your muse cook? Can they bake? How well can they do either? Do they have any kitchen disaster stories?

Sheila is the kind of girl who really enjoys her food: be it pizza, chicken, barbecue ribs, a bacon cheeseburger, French fries. And don’t even get her started on sweets because this redhead has a huge sweet tooth (and three cavities to prove it).

Sheila doesn’t have any food allergies. None that she’s aware of at the moment.

Sheila is an omnivore. She has not too fond of vegetables, but she tries to eat them.

As far as cooking and baking goes, she can’t She nearly set her dorm on fire trying to make pancakes. She decided to stick with easy recipes like sandwiches. She is very good at making sandwiches. And most of the time, she eats take-out due to her busy schedule at work as an ER nurse.

#ask me your questions. I am not afraid [asks] #quick with a joke [reply] #head canons

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When Sheila gets dumped like garbage or hurt by an ex…

Sheila: “oh that guy? It was like a magic trick—he disappeared.” *lights a photo on fire*

#when Sheila gets mad at being dumped like garbage #she prefers civil breakups #break ups #behind the comedy mask [musing] #headcanons

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DONNIE DARKO (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

#total sheila vibes #yep totally sheila #totally sheila

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MARY POPPINS (1964) Dir. Robert Stevenson

#muse likes #too true #mary poppins #still makes me laugh

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☠ ― 𝑀𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑆𝑦𝑚𝑏𝑜𝑙 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠. (𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑛, 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒(𝑠).)

💤 - How does your muse sleep? Are they a light sleeper, or are they out the moment their head hits the pillow? Do they nap? Do they struggle to sleep due to things like insomnia, or nightmares?

❤️ - How did your muse come to realize their romantic and sexual orientations? Was it difficult to accept? Are they proud of who they are?

🧸 - Does your muse own any sentimental objects from their past? What makes it/them so special?

🛍 - Does your muse like to go shopping? What do they usually shop for? What kind of stores do they frequent?

🍔 - What kind of food does your muse usually eat? Do they have a favorite food, or favorite style of food? Do they have allergies? Are they vegan, vegetarian, etc.?

🍺 - How does your muse feel about the consumption of alcohol? Do they drink? Are they a heavy drinker, or are they on the lighter side? What's your muse's favorite alcoholic drink?

🎩 - What would your muse wear to a formal event? Do they dress more modestly, or do they go all out?

👠 - What kind of shoes does your muse usually wear? What is most comfortable for them in regards to footwear? Can your muse walk in high heels?

🎸 - Can your muse play any instruments? Do they play them often, or rarely? How actually skilled are they at playing them?

🎤 - Can your muse sing well? Do they sing often? If they were to stand up in front of a crowd, would they be able to sing in front of all of those people?

🗺️ - How often does your muse travel? Do they like to travel? Would they prefer to travel alone, or with friends? Where have they been? What was their favorite trip?

😖 - Does your muse have any embarrassing moments that they still think about? Do they laugh at them, or do they haunt them?

⛄️ - What would be your muse's ideal weather conditions? Do they prefer being hot or cold? What's their favorite season?

💘 - What is your muse like when they're in love? What does your muse find attractive in someone else? What are their love languages? How do they show affection? Do they show any distinct signs that they're in love?

🍡 - Can your muse cook? Can they bake? How well can they do either? Do they have any kitchen disaster stories?

⚾️ - Does your muse enjoy sports? Do they play any, or do they simply prefer to watch? Do they have a favorite sport?

🤸‍♀️ - How active is your muse? Do they exercise regularly? Do they do things like yoga? What else do they do to keep fit and active? Are they flexible? Can they do parkour?

👻 - How does your muse handle feeling scared? Do they enjoy horror? Do they believe in the paranormal? What calms your muse down? Do they have any scary stories?

🦵 - Does your muse have any physical ailments? How do they live with them?

🧠 - Does your muse have any mental ailments? How do they live with them?

🎶 - What kind of music does your muse listen to? Do they have a favorite genre? Do you think the aux cord would be taken away from them?

#wanna hear a joke? [memes]

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Bruises and Bruising

WORDS

“Where did you get those?”

“Is that…. somebody’s hand?”

“Is that… a bootprint?”

“It’ll look worse before it looks better.”

“Come on. Let’s get it wrapped up.”

“Do you want some painkillers?”

“Let me guess, I should ‘see the other guy’?”

“How’d you get a black eye?”

“I know you don’t do it on purpose, but I wish you’d stop coming home bruised.”

“I like the new look. It suits you.”

“Ouch, that looks like it hurts.”

“Talk to me.”

“You shouldn’t end up with bruises because you disagree with them. You know that, right?”

“Will you tell me how it happened?”

“Come and sit with me.”

ACTIONS

(send ‘+reverse’ to reverse the roles, or specify which muse is which!)

[sit] – sender comes and sits next to a bruised receiver. no words, just warmth.

[care] – sender provides physical care for receiver’s bruises (ice pack, wrapping them up, etc)

[shower] – sender takes one look at a bruised and bloody receiver, and goes to run them a shower. hot showers fix everything.

[offer] – sender has something they know receiver will want, and because receiver has had a bad enough day as it is, sender gives it to them. it’s the little things.

[stay] – sender offers receiver a place to stay, so that – wherever they got these bruises – they don’t have to go back.

[concussion] – sender checks receiver for a concussion, because it’s very possible receiver has one.

[home] – sender has no physical way of helping receiver out of this situation, but they offer out their hand anyway. just to hold onto (and to not let go).

#wanna hear a joke? [memes]

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REBLOG this if you guys are okay with doing Christmas themed threads AFTER Christmas!

The holidays can be a very stressful time for people - so it’s hard for them to sit down and write about Christmas in RP when they are stressing over it in REAL LIFE. So, just a little reminder that some people still want Christmas threads AFTER Christmas.

#wanna hear a joke? [memes]

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a christmas story (1983) dir. bob clark

#a christmas story #muse likes

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👻୧‿︵‿︵ dirty whispers sentence starters

send in one of the prompts below for my muse’s response. content is very nsfw.

❝ I want to feel all of you. ❞

❝ I want you so badly. Please. ❞

❝ Don't stop touching me there. ❞

❝ You make my heart beat so fast. ❞

❝ I can feel your heart racing. ❞

❝ The thought of being inside you makes me so hard. ❞

❝ The thought of you being inside of me makes me so wet. ❞

❝ Tell me where you want me to touch you. ❞

❝ I'm going to rip these panties off. ❞

❝ Don't cum until I tell you to. ❞

❝ I'm going to cum. ❞

❝ I want to taste you. ❞

❝ I can't get my mind off of you. ❞

❝ Put your fingers inside of me. ❞

❝ You're so tight and wet. ❞

❝ You make me hot to the touch. ❞

❝ I got goosebumps from your touch. ❞

❝ Spread your legs for me. ❞

❝ Do you want to feel my tongue between your legs? ❞

❝ Bite me harder. ❞

❝ I'm so wet. ❞

❝ Tell me I'm your daddy. ❞

❝ I can feel you trembling. ❞

❝ Do you want more, baby? ❞

#wanna hear a joke? [memes] #the red haired tramp [nsfw]

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Post-Coital Collapse starters

"That was incredible." "I think I might need a minute." "Did you break the bed this time?" "I could get used to this." "I can't believe how lucky I am." "We should do that more often." "I love you." "This feels like a dream." "I'm not sure I can move right now." "Same time tomorrow?" "I never want this moment to end." "Well, that was unexpected." "Round two?" "I think we've worn out the bed." "I'm not going anywhere for a while."

[COLLAPSE] The sender and the receiver collapse onto the bed, exhausted but satisfied. [GIGGLE] The sender and the receiver share a lighthearted giggle, still basking in the afterglow. [CUDDLE] The sender pulls the receiver into a tender embrace, enjoying the closeness. [STRETCH] The sender stretches their limbs, feeling a pleasant fatigue after the passionate encounter. [SMILE] The sender and the receiver exchange warm smiles, after their shared intimacy. [ADJUST] The sender playfully tousles the receiver's hair or vice versa. [TOUCH] The sender traces gentle patterns on the receiver's skin. [TENDER] The sender and the receiver share a post-coital kiss.

#wanna hear a joke [memes] #the red haired tramp [nsfw]

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actions speak louder than words non - verbal / action prompts from yours truly. (add a "swap" to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)

back, sender gives receiver a back hug.

beckon, sender beckons receiver closer with a finger.

blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.

book, sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.

care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick.

catch, sender catches receiver by the waist after they bump into each other.

choke, sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.

cold, sender places their jacket over receiver's shoulders.

cry, sender wipes tears off receiver's face with their thumbs.

dance, sender sticks a hand out to receiver and invites them to dance.

dip, sender skinny dips in front of receiver and invites them to join.

dog, sender's dog pulls them in receiver's direction.

drive, sender drives receiver somewhere in their car.

drag, sender drags receiver into a room and closes the door behind them.

draw, sender draws receiver like one of their french girls.

face, sender turns receiver's face towards them.

flower, sender gives receiver a flower.

footsie, sender initiates footsie with receiver under the table.

forehead, sender presses their forehead against receiver's.

grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving.

jump, sender jumps onto receiver's back.

kiss, sender kisses receiver.

link, sender links arms with receiver while walking.

massage, sender offers receiver a massage.

patch, sender patches up receiver's wounds.

piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.

pin, sender pins receiver's hands behind their back.

pluck, sender plucks something out of receiver's hair.

press, sender presses receiver against a wall.

propose, sender proposes to receiver.

quiet, sender gestures for receiver to be quiet.

rest, sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder.

serenade, sender serenades receiver with a song.

sign, sender walks into a sign and receiver sees.

size, sender measures the size of their hand against receiver's.

shoes, sender removes receiver's shoes for them.

sun, sender rubs sunblock onto receiver's back.

tattoo, sender gives receiver a tattoo.

tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.

tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.

umbrella, sender lets receiver under their umbrella.

warning, sender presses a knife against receiver's neck as a warning.

zip, sender needs receiver's help to zip up the back of their dress.

#wanna hear a joke? [memes]

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Caught with Your Pants Down starters

"Oops, sorry! I didn't realize you were in here." "Can't I have any privacy in this house?!" "Didn't think anyone was home. I'll come back later." "I'll give you some space. Just let me know when you're done." "What's the matter with you? Can't you knock?" "Didn't mean to intrude. Take your time." "This is so embarrassing. Get out!" "Oh, I'll just, um, come back later." "Can't I have a moment alone without someone barging in?" "Oh, sorry! I'll leave you to it." "I'll be out in a minute, just give me a moment." "Whoops, my bad. I'll come back later." "It's fine, I'll be done soon. Don't worry about it." "Didn't think I'd find you doing that. Gross!" "Could you knock next time?!" "Didn't know you were busy. I'll leave." "I'll finish up quickly, sorry about that." "Caught you at a bad time, huh? My bad." "I really need a 'do not disturb' sign for my door."

[INTRUDE] The sender accidentally opens the door without knocking, catching the receiver off guard. [RESPECT] The sender quickly covers up. [DELAY] The sender hesitates at the door, realizing someone is inside, and then knocking. [EMBARRASS] The sender, irritated, confronts the receiver for not knocking and invades their privacy. [OUTRAGE] The sender reacts angrily, demanding privacy and expressing their frustration. [RETREAT] The sender, seeing the receiver is occupied, quickly closes the door without saying anything. [DISTURBED] The sender accidentally walks in, realizing the receiver is engaged in a private moment. [JUDGMENT] The sender reacts with a judgmental comment. [WITHDRAW] The sender, realizing their mistake, quickly withdraws from the room. [LIGHTEN] The sender tries to lighten the mood with a joke after the awkward encounter.

#wanna hear a joke? [memes]