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BABY LOVE OR BABY HORROR?

Carmen crawled around the townhouse, wearing adult sized baby clothes and a bonnet on his head. He loved Tuesdays. It was he and Roger’s role play day. The neighbours knew about it and it creeped them out. Earlier, Carmen had taken a swim in the paddle pool next door dressed in baby bathers and the people living there were furious. “I tell you what, that Roger Debris is one creepy man,” a woman said to the people next to her. “That whole house is full of creeps. They’re all gay and they act real strange. Oh and Debris likes to crossdress. Saw him in a dress the other day,” her husband said. Suddenly there was a knock at the door and Roger was standing there, a creepy smile on his face. “Would you like to meet my baby?” he asked, with Carmen beside him dressed in his baby clothes. The couple were silent and then they frowned. “No thank you. Now please go away,” the woman said, and they shut the door. Carmen made an angry baby sound. “Rude people da da! Very rude!” he said. Roger smirked. “Oh don’t worry, darling. They’re going to regret that,” he replied. The couple looked out the window, making sure they were gone. “I’ve had enough, Harold. Roger Debris has disturbed us for the last time. Him and that production team of his!” the woman argued. The couple ended up selling their home but before they could leave, Roger sent Carmen over there to disturb them again. This time Carmen was dressed in nothing but a diaper and began crawling on their front lawn, putting baby powder on himself. “Look da da! Baby all clean!” he gushed, and made weird baby sounds. “Get off my bloody lawn!” the man yelled. Roger chuckled with delight and the production team all clapped their hands flamboyantly. Later, Roger was inside sitting on his lavish sofa, when there was a noise outside. “What the hell?” he said angrily, and went to investigate. He was horrified when he looked out the window. There, in his garden, was a huge, chunky baby wearing nothing but a diaper and munching away at the vegetables. It was the creepiest baby he had ever seen. It was bald with only small strands of hair and it’s diaper was filled with leaves and dirt which it had put in it. It turned to face him and began making scary grunting sounds. Roger screamed in terror, and Carmen rushed to him. “Oh Carmen! Look! It’s terrible! Oh god!” Roger cried. Carmen too screamed in terror when he saw it. “What the hell is that thing!?” he shrieked. Roger quickly closed the curtains and grabbed the phone. “Police! Do something for god sake! There’s a baby here! A big huge baby! There’s no parents anywhere and he’s eating at my vegetable garden! I don’t even think the bloody parents feed him or not! Come quick! Please hurry!” he cried. Carmen cowered in the corner whimpering and the production team hid upstairs, huddling together. Roger was terrified. He had never seen a baby like that in his life. It was horrifying. Roger slowly stepped outside, peering around the corner. The baby was sitting in the garden covered in dirt and grunting angrily at him. Roger decided to try a soft approach. “Hello little one, uh, what are you doing here? Where’s your mommy and daddy?” he asked, trembling. The baby grunted and threw a lettuce at Roger. Then it began babbling strangely and tried pushing itself through the fence. “Oh no please don’t do that you’ll hurt yourself!” Roger cried. But to his horror, the baby plowed straight through it, breaking the planks in half. Roger couldn’t believe it. He trembled in fear and ran back inside. He could still hear loud angry grunts and babbles from outside. Once the police arrived, the baby had simply vanished. “I’m telling you officer it was here! It’s real!” Roger cried. Suddenly, the baby came out from nowhere and began running towards the officers. “Good god!” the officer cried, and dived out of the way. The baby ran for the trees and was soon gone from sight. “Oh Carmen! It’s horrible! What are we going to do?“ Roger said. That night, Roger was on neighbourhood watch, looking to see if the big scary baby returned.

Carmen was watching through the other window. “I bet it’s an alien baby from outer space,” Scott said, trembling. Suddenly, there was movement in the trees. “Carmen! Come here! Something’s happening!” Roger shrieked. Everyone rushed over and saw the trees moving even faster. Then there was a loud grunt and a baby’s head was seen peering from the bushes. Roger had an idea. He got the production team to shake rattles and toys while he put on lullaby music. “Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,” he sang, and continued singing sweetly. The baby yawned loudly and lay in the bushes, soon falling sound asleep. They made sure he stayed put until the police arrived. They weren’t sure who he belonged to but they kept an eye on him to ensure he was well cared for. Roger sighed. “Who on earth lets their child wander free like that?” he asked. Note: The baby in the story isn’t Nate it’s a different giant baby.

#the producers #baby love #big baby

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THE TRUTH HURTS & ROGER’S DILEMMA - Carmen wants answers from Roger and finds out a terrible truth. Can they come back from this one?

Carmen Ghia paced around the townhouse lounge, sipping on a glass of wine. Roger sat on the sofa, twiddling his thumbs. He was wearing his classic Chrysler building dress with heels, white gloves and his wig on. They had just come back from a night out, but Carmen sensed something wasn’t right. He looked at Roger, sternly. “Roger, i’m going to ask you something and i need you to tell me the truth. Do you have feelings for Leo Bloom?” he asked. Roger’s eyes widened and he began to sweat slightly. He knew he had been flirty with Leo Bloom the first time they met him and Max Bialystock and he knew Carmen had seen everything. He still had feelings for Leo and he felt awful about it but now it was time to come clean to his partner whether he liked it or not. He looked up at Carmen, nervously. “I, i, yes. I have feelings for Leo,” he replied, shamefully. Carmen felt his heart sink. He was in shock and couldn’t find the words to say. Once the shock wore off, he angrily looked at Roger. “When you flirted with Leo i wanted to believe you were just playing around like you always do. But i had no idea you really meant it. I bet you’ve been fantasising about him behind my back, too. I feel so betrayed,” he said. Roger stood up and grabbed Carmen’s arm. “Please try to understand, Carmen. I never wanted this. I never wanted to hurt you. I love you so much. But i do admit that when i look at Leo, my heart pounds. I, i get a little excited too. But i can ignore those feelings, because you mean more to me than anything else in this world. Please Carmen. I truly do love you,” he said, wrapping his arms around Carmen and kissing him. Carmen shook him off, angrily. “I can’t even look at you right now! You disgust me! You flirt with every guy you see and i used to stand back and take it, but now i’m fed up! I’m not your boy toy!” he shouted, and headed for the stairs. Roger quickly went after him and grabbed his feet while laying on the floor like a child begging for their doll. “You can’t walk away from me! I need you Carmen Ghia! I love you! Please don’t abandon me!” I’ll do anything you want! Anything you please! I love you!” he wept. Carmen looked down at Roger and Roger gazed up at him, his makeup smudged from his tears and his eyes brown and innocent. Then he began sniffling and making puppy dog whimpers. Carmen rolled his eyes and pushed Roger off him before storming upstairs and going into the bedroom. But what he found out next was even more horrible. Roger had been having an affair. Carmen angrily screamed while throwing things around the room, and Roger sat on the sofa, weeping. “You told me you loved me and nobody else! You lied to me! You’ve been using me! You make me sick!” Carmen shouted. Roger got on his knees, begging. “Carmen, i’m begging you, i’ll do anything to make it up to you! I love you! I can’t live without you!” he cried. Carmen glared at him. “Well you’re going to anyway because i’m out of here! I’m packing my bags and i’m out!” he yelled. Roger wept in despair. “Noooo! Please! The feelings i have for Leo Bloom mean nothing Carmen! Please believe that!” he cried. Carmen sighed. “It’s not just Leo Bloom you flirt with, Roger. It’s every guy that comes to this house. You flirt with every guy under the sun, and it really pisses me off. The reason I don’t say anything is because you’re Roger. Roger Debris. And in Roger’s world, he can do anything he wants. I’ve told you off about it before only once and you said you’ll stop doing it but clearly you just dismiss my feelings and it goes in one ear and out the other,” he said. Roger sniffled and held Carmen’s hand. “You’re right! I have issues, darling. And i need help! Please help me, Carmen. I can’t fix myself without you. Perhaps i need to see a doctor? A therapist? Oh Carmen darling! What can i do!?“ he wept. Carmen’s face softened and he put his hand on Roger’s shoulder. “Alright, just relax. The first thing we’re going to do is apologise to Leo Bloom. Well, actually you’re going to do it,” he replied. “Apologise?” Roger asked, puzzled.

Carmen huffed. “You know. For that night. When he and Bialystock met us. You scared him. You know, about the whole enchanting cologne thing?” he said. Roger giggled slightly. “Roger!” Carmen yelled. Roger coughed and quickly turned serious. “Oh okay, yes. Yes you’re right, darling,” he replied. Carmen looked deep into Roger’s eyes. “I need you to do this for me, Roger. I’m dead serious. I need to know that our relationship still has a chance.” His eyes watered, slightly. Then he gulped and continued. “I love you, Roger. I love you very much. But i need you to be faithful to me. Because right now i feel disrespected and it hurts. Please commit to this. Commit to us,” he begged. Roger squeezed Carmen’s hand. “Alright Carmen darling. I shall have to think about it,” he said. Carmen glared at him. “I’ll do it,” Roger quickly replied. Carmen smiled and headed upstairs. Roger looked up, sadly. “No kiss?” he asked, sweetly. Carmen turned to him. “Prove to me you can be faithful then you’ll get your kiss,” he replied. Roger felt nervous. Could he really change? He knew it would be very hard. And it wouldn’t happen overnight. Later, Leo Bloom answered the door and Roger stood there, looking remorseful. Leo’s eyes widened. “Don’t worry i’m only here to talk,” Roger said. Leo reluctantly invited him in. “I want to apologise to you directly Leo for that night. When i first met you and Max. I was very immature and well, i’d had a few drinks before it so that didn’t help. You clearly felt uncomfortable and i’m sorry for that. It won’t happen again. I should have acted more professional and, well, even if you weren’t wearing cologne it’s none of my business to ask you about it. I hope you’ll accept my apology,” Roger said. Leo was silent. He was surprised. “Oh, uh, sure. I understand. It’s all good. Really. No worries at all,” he replied. Roger smiled. Leo was puzzled. “Why the change of heart?” he asked. Roger sighed. “Carmen is quite unhappy at the moment. Our relationship is at stake, and it’s my fault. I’ve been a fool. I haven’t been faithful to him at all. I’ve only been thinking of myself and that’s not right. I don’t want to lose him,” he said, his voice breaking. Then he burst into tears and collapsed on the couch. At first Leo stood there unsure of what to do, but then he sat beside Roger and put his arm around him, patting his back as he did so. “Shhh. It’s alright. It will be okay,” he whispered. Roger suddenly felt the excitement in him building. “Oh, Leo. Your voice. It’s, it’s so soothing. Like an angel. It’s beautiful. Ohhhh my. Oh god,” he said, and moved very close to Leo, preparing to plant a big kiss on him. Leo quickly got up, pushing him away. “Whoa! Whoa! Remember what you said! Think about Carmen! Take it easy!” he cried. Roger snapped out of it, feeling very guilty. “Oh my god. What am i doing!? What’s wrong with me!? Oh i’m so horrible! I don’t deserve Carmen!” he wept. Leo sighed. “Uh, do you want me to call someone? I can refer you to a therapist if you wish. They’re really good and they won’t judge you,” he said. Roger wiped away a tear. “It may be the only way to save me. And save the relationship,” he replied. Leo smiled and handed him a card. “Just call this number and you’ll be fine,” he replied. That night, Roger was being extra affectionate to Carmen. He didn’t want him to know that he had hit on Leo earlier. He began massaging his back and humming a tune. Carmen looked at him, suspiciously. “What’s the occasion?” he asked. Roger chuckled. “Oh nothing. I just love you so much my darling,” he replied, kissing his face. Carmen knew Roger was up to something. And Roger was trying to decide if he should tell him what had happened earlier that day. He took a deep breath and decided to tell him. “Earlier today, i apologised to Leo Bloom like you told me to do. But, during our conversation, i, uh, i started to hit on him and went to kiss him,” he said. “What!?” Carmen cried. Roger quickly held his hand. “But don’t worry! I realised what i was doing and i stopped straight away! I felt terrible!” he stammered.

Carmen raised an eyebrow but Roger continued. “I, i thought of you and what you said to me, and, i came to my senses. Oh and Leo gave me the number of a therapist in town we could go and see,” he said. “Not we. Just you,” Carmen replied. Roger looked at him, sadly. “You mean you’re not coming with me?” he asked. Carmen sighed. “Roger, this is something you have to do on your own. I’ll support you, but I can’t hold your hand all the way. However i will go to relationship counselling with you. I read about it today. I think it’s something we have to try. There’s lots of things in our relationship that need fixing,” he replied. Roger’s eyes widened. “Is that like a group thingy?” Where we all sit in circles and stuff?” he asked. “It’ll just be you and me in the room. Not with a group. And what’s said in that room stays in that room, remember that. Don’t go blabbing about it to the production team or anyone else. I’m serious Roger,” Carmen said. Roger’s eyes misted up. “I’ll do anything to save our relationship i love you so much. I can’t live without you,” he said, and began tenderly kissing Carmen’s hand and hugging him. Carmen hoped Roger was serious. He had hurt him so many times and he felt that this was a last resort to save their relationship. If that didn’t work and Roger reverted back to his old ways, then there was no hope. He was angry at Roger but at the same time he loved him. It was all so complicated and it was driving him mad. But perhaps that’s how love was. It wasn’t all fairytales. The only question was, were he and Roger destined for happiness? He hoped so. The next day, Carmen was all ready to attend the first counselling session but Roger was nowhere to be found. He prayed he was just running late. Roger hadn’t attended his first therapy session the other day either and it worried him. The production team tried to reassure him as best they could. “Don’t worry Carm, he’ll show up!” Kevin said, cheerfully. “Yeah. Roger just adores you so much,” Scott added. But Carmen wasn’t so sure. He had reminded him twice about the date and time they had to be at the session so there was no way he could have forgotten. Suddenly, a car pulled up and Roger got out wearing his classic dress and wig. Carmen’s eyes nearly popped out of his head. “I’m here darling! Just as i said i would be!” he called. Carmen was furious. “This isn’t the choreographer’s ball! It’s a counselling session! What the hell are you wearing!?” he whispered loudly to him. “Oh i’m sorry darling I couldn’t find my regular clothes! Turns out the bloody dry cleaners forgot to organise them. So i had no choice but to wear this. But it’s still glamorous, ain’t it?” Roger asked, giggling. Carmen couldn’t believe what was happening. Roger wasn’t taking any of it seriously at all. It broke his heart. He gulped to keep the tears away, and headed for the car. Roger ran after him. “Darling please! I’m sorry! Let’s just go inside and have the session,” he said, kissing him. Carmen shoved Roger off. This was the final straw. “You never even attended your therapy session the other day! This is nothing but a joke to you, isn’t it? Our relationship is nothing but a joke! You don’t give a damn about me or how i feel! I’m done Roger!” he shouted. Onlookers stopped and watched. Roger grabbed onto Carmen to stop him from leaving. “Noooo! That’s not fair! I love you! I’ll try harder i promise! Please don’t leave me Carmen! Pretty please!” he begged. But Carmen sighed sadly and got into the vehicle before driving away. Roger sat on the sidewalk, weeping. The production team sat beside him and attempted to console him. “At times like this a boy needs his mother,” Roger sniffled, and began to make a phone call. “Mommy?” he asked, whimpering. A lady’s voice on the other end in french was heard and Roger too began speaking french. Then the lady became angry and went on about how he had disturbed her beauty sleep. Roger hung up the phone and started weeping, again. Scott and Kevin patted Roger’s back while Brian and Shirley hugged him.

“Oh Rogie your makeup is smudged,” Scott said sweetly, and began wiping Roger’s eyes and face. Roger felt terrible. He had ruined he and Carmen’s relationship. Maybe for good. But he wasn’t about to give up just yet. Later, Carmen was at the nail salon, having some time to himself. “That Roger Debris is nothing but trouble. If i were you, i’d kick him to the curb,” an old woman told him. Carmen wondered if she was right. He knew Roger would never change and he was stupid to think he could help him change. Suddenly, Carmen saw a man across the road in a dress, heels and wig. It was Roger. He was on his knees begging while making puppy dog eyes and lip quivers. Carmen ignored him and focused on his nail treatment. Two children laughed and pointed at Roger. “Mommy look that man is wearing a dress,” the little boy said. The woman frowned and shook her head. Carmen huffed. It was so embarrassing. Roger then tried to get Carmen’s attention again by doing a rather flirtatious dance. “Look mommy the man is showing his underwear!” the little girl said. “He’s what?” the woman replied angrily, and went out to confront Roger. “Excuse me sir how dare you! There are children present here and you are being extremely rude!” she said. “It’s not for you it’s for that man inside the salon. I’m putting on a little show for him,” Roger replied, cheekily. “From what i heard, that man wants nothing to do with you. He said he’s breaking up with you,” she said, angrily. Roger gasped. “Oh Carmen wouldn’t do that! He loves me. He’s nothing without me,” Roger said. He went to confront him. Carmen glared at him. “You do realise you’re stalking me now, don’t you?” he said. Roger’s eyes teared up. “Is it true? You’re breaking up with me?” he asked. “Roger, i’ve given you many chances. You’ve blown every one. And today was it for me. I need to get away from you. Far away,” Carmen replied. Roger got on his knees weeping, making a scene in front of everyone. “Nooooo! I won’t let you! You can’t leave me!” he screamed. Carmen’s face went red with embarrassment and his eyes darted everywhere. Onlookers whispered to themselves and were shocked. A teenage boy came up to Roger, laughing. “My pals and i want to know, are you a sissy?” he asked. Roger was puzzled. “A what?” he asked. His friends chuckled to each other. “You know. A crossdresser who loves being branded and likes being a slave for sex and stuff,” the boy replied. Roger gasped. “I most certainly am not! I may dress in a gown and a wig, but i do not sell myself! How dare you imply such a thing! Filthy boys!” he shouted. The boys laughed to themselves and began looking under his dress. “Ooh granny panties how cute,” the main boy said. They laughed out loud, and Roger burst into tears. Carmen felt sorry for Roger and stormed up to the boys. “Listen here you bunch of little brats, you leave my partner alone. He’s gay, so what? I’m gay too. And we intend to keep it gay! Keep your filthy mouths shut and get out of here or i’ll get both your arms and legs and snap them in all places!” he roared. The boys screamed in fear and took off running down the street. Roger looked at Carmen, his eyes filled with happy tears. “Oh Carmen darling! Thank you!” he gushed. Carmen smiled, slightly. He realised he just couldn’t live without Roger. They were two peas in a pod. Being apart from each other just wasn’t an option for them. Carmen held Roger’s hand and began caressing him lovingly with his other hand. Then they both chuckled flamboyantly. “Awwwwww!” the production team gushed. “Come on, darling. Let’s head home,” Roger said, lovingly.

#the producers #love #gay pride

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A SMELLY SITCH - Roger is directing a show when there’s a slight interruption. A funny fic!

Roger Debris smiled as he watched a group of actors on the stage. He had just finished directing a new play and it was perfect. This was the last rehearsal of the day. Carmen squirmed in his seat and grunted. Roger turned to him. “Are you alright there, Carmen?” he asked. Carmen was panicking. He had to pass gas, very badly. What a time for it to happen. In the middle of Roger’s rehearsal show. He knew how seriously Roger was about his job as a director. The last thing he wanted to do was ruin it, but his stomach was gurgling and his bottom was about to explode. He began to sweat. “Oh, uh, i’m fine darling,” he replied, trying his best to hold it in. Roger smiled and continued watching the performance. He was extremely proud of the show he had directed. Carmen quickly stood up. “I have to use the restroom, darling,” he said. Roger sat him back down again. “Oh no Carmen you’ll miss the best part! It’s coming up soon,” he replied happily. Carmen’s stomach gurgled again. “Oh seriously Roger i really have to use the restroom,” he said, but Roger ignored him and continued to watch the show. Carmen squirmed around and grunted again. “Carmen you are being very rude! What’s the problem?” Roger asked. Carmen’s face turned as red as a lobster and he grabbed onto Roger, tightly. Roger’s eyes widened. “Ooh! Carmen darling! Not now! No sex until tonight!” he whispered, excitedly. Then it happened. It was too late. Carmen shrieked and let out a huge, loud fart that echoed throughout the entire theatre. Roger gasped in horror and everyone went dead silent. Everything stopped and the music cut out immediately. “Oh you’re disgusting!” a woman cried. A man coughed and stormed out of the building. The smell was horrible and everyone began to gag and rush out of there. The performers on stage were furious and exited the building also. Carmen felt very embarrassed. He couldn’t even look at Roger. He knew he had ruined his show. He slowly turned and faced him. Roger said nothing and simply stared at him. “Roger darling, i’m so sorry,” Carmen said, batting his eyes. Roger made his way over to Carmen and smirked. “Why Carmen, that was the sexiest and dirtiest thing you’ve ever done!” he gushed. Carmen’s eyes widened. “Really?” he asked. Roger felt the excitement rush through him. “Absolutely. Mmmmm. So naughty and dirty!” Now i really want to take you to bed tonight,” he said. Carmen smiled. “Underwear on or off?” he asked. Roger smirked. “Tonight you can take off everything,” he replied. They both laughed flamboyantly.

#the producers #fanfic

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BABY LOVE PART 3

Roger Debris gazed down at Carmen Ghia, beaming. He loved these moments that he got to share with him. Carmen lay in an adult sized crib, drinking from a bottle and batting his eyes at Roger. “Who’s your da da?” Roger asked, lovingly. Carmen happily pointed at him. “You my da da!” he replied, kicking his legs about. The production team huddled around the crib, making funny faces and talking babyish language. Carmen chuckled and made a baby squeal. “Oh he’s just beautiful! Congratulations on your bundle of joy Mr Debris!” Kevin gushed. Roger beamed with glee and Carmen chuckled, knowing they were talking about him. He began sucking his toes and making drooling sounds. “Oh please come! Come and meet my baby!” Roger called. A group of people entered the townhouse, making their way inside. They looked puzzled when they looked down in the crib. “Oh. He’s, he’s beautiful,” a woman said. A man coughed nervously and the people behind them just stared in silence. Roger turned to them, angrily. “And what’s the problem?” he asked. “Well, its just, that’s a man,” the woman replied. Carmen made an angry babble. “So what? He’s a darling baby and right now he finds your attitude very offensive!” Roger said. “Uh, i think we should go,” the woman said to her husband. “Oh leaving so soon? Why, please stay and have some tea,” Roger said smirking, and the production team looked at them with creepy looking eyes and smirks. The man backed away. “I think you’re right honey. I’m getting out of here,” he said, heading for the door. Carmen squirmed around and let out a big fart. “Ooooh, someone is stinky!” Scott gushed, chuckling. Roger smiled and took out a new diaper from the closet. “Diaper daddy diaper,” Carmen said. Once Carmen had a clean diaper on, he babbled happily and reached his arms up to Roger. “Da da hold me!” he said. Roger sat on the sofa and Carmen lay across him, sucking his thumb. They both laughed. “You’re too big to hold so you’ll have to lie like this,” Roger said. “That’s fine with me,” Carmen replied. Roger began lovingly kissing him and Scott felt the bulge in his velvet pants again. “Ooh how naughty of me,” he gushed, and covered it with his arm. “Goo goo ga ga,” Carmen said, drooling. Scott could barely contain his excitement and soon there was a wet patch in the middle of his pants. Roger’s eyes widened and the team snickered to themselves. “I think someone’s a little bit excited!” Kevin gushed. Scott giggled to himself and continued to cover his crotch with his arm. Suddenly there was another big fart. They all looked up and Shirley was standing there, looking very serious. “Pardon me,” she said, sternly.

#the producers #babylove #role play #love

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HEEEEERE’S ROGER! AND.. ROGER!? just a fic of Roger checking himself out in the mirror and a confrontation with his other self!? Enjoy..

Roger Debris pranced out of his dressing room and into the lounge. He was wearing a new gown he had just gotten that morning along with a fine pair of new shoes. He happily pranced in front of the mirror and began looking at himself. “Well look at you. Oh you gorgeous thing, you,” he gushed. But something was wrong. From the corner of his eye he saw that the window was half open and someone peeking inside. Roger shrieked with terror. “Carmen! Oh my god! Carmen! Do something! Somebody is spying on us!” he cried. Carmen rushed downstairs and went to check, but saw no one. “It’s alright darling. They’re gone,” he said, and kissed him lovingly. But Roger wasn’t convinced. He went outside the house and did a full scale search, and found the intruder running away. “Oh no you don’t!” Roger shouted, and gave chase in his new heels which was much harder than it seemed. “I can’t run in these shoes!” he roared, and kicked them off his feet, continuing to run as he did. Once he caught up to the fleeing intruder he tackled them to the ground, angrily attacking them. “You peeping tom! How dare you!” he shouted. They stood up, laughing. Roger almost died of fright. This man was his exact double. Only he was dressed in a suit and tie. “My, my doppelgänger!?” Roger shrieked. His double chuckled. “Oh Roger. You really are stupid. Look at you. You’re a joke. You always were,” he said. Roger said nothing. He felt as if he was going insane. “Is your name Roger too?” he managed to mutter. His double chuckled again. “Of course it is. But i’m the real Roger Debris not you. You’re a fake! I’m going to take over that townhouse and marry your precious Carmen Ghia, too. I’m going to take everything you own,” he replied. Roger’s eyes widened and he gasped. Usually when you encountered your other self you died. He wondered how he was still alive and breathing. “This has to be a nightmare. It has to be,” he said, and closed his eyes before opening them again, but it was all still the same and his double was still there. Evil Roger smirked. “Nobody else can see me except you. That’s why your precious Carmen was too quick to think i had gone. Little did he know i never go away. I’m always lurking around and it’s so much fun!” he gushed. Roger tried to attack him again but he was much too quick. “Nuh uh. You’re much too slow. I come from a dimension where our reflexes and thoughts are far more advanced than yours. Your world is a step behind from ours. For your own sake your world better catch up before ours destroys it!” Evil Roger replied. Roger was very scared. If he had a double then he was sure everyone else had one too, including Carmen. Evil Roger looked him up and down. “Ugh, look at you. So ugly. I’ll have to fix that,” he said, and began tearing at Roger’s new dress. “No! Stop! Oh my god! What are you doing!? Oh please stop!” he cried, and ran as fast as he could back to the house. He looked behind him to see that his double had simply vanished. Carmen and the production team looked at him, very puzzled. “Roger darling, who were you talking to out there? I didn’t see anyone. And what have you done to your new dress?” Carmen asked. Roger said nothing. He knew Carmen wouldn’t believe him. “Uh, i, it’s nothing, really. Nothing to worry about,” he muttered, and went upstairs. They looked at each other, concerned.

#spooky #the producers #doppleganger #wtf

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Roger’s tantrum day - Roger Debris loses at the choreographer’s ball for the very first time and doesn’t take it well..

Carmen Ghia paced around nervously. He didn’t like what he was about to tell Roger. Roger thought he had won best costume at the choreographer’s ball that evening. But he hadn’t won at all. Not this time. Carmen felt awful. He had no idea how to break the news to Roger. Roger usually always won, after all. And winning was everything to him. Roger happily skipped into the room in his dress, prancing around merrily. “Oh Carmen darling! I can’t wait to collect my award!” he gushed. The production team were nervous too. Nobody was looking forward to Roger’s reaction when he found out. Carmen took a deep breath and put his hand on Roger’s shoulder. “Roger, darling. We, we’re not getting any award,” he said. Roger raised an eyebrow, confused. “Oh well. Maybe they’re going to send it in the mail this year,” he said, smiling. Carmen sighed. “Uh, no darling. You didn’t win this year. Someone else did. I’m so sorry,” he blurted out. Roger said nothing. Everyone was silent. It was like a pin dropped. Carmen slowly backed away from Roger. Roger’s face began turning red and he blinked away tears. Then he felt his blood boil, and he shrieked loudly before ripping his dress and throwing his heels across the room, knocking over a vase of flowers. The production team rushed upstairs and Carmen hid behind the sofa. Roger then tore the wig off his head and began ripping it apart in anger before getting a pair of scissors and cutting his dress to shreds. “Oh Roger darling please! Please calm down!” Carmen begged. Roger collapsed on the sofa face down like a child and began banging his fists and kicking his legs. “How could they do this to me!? I always win! Always! I have the most beautiful dress and I’m beautiful! How could they pick someone else over me!?” he wept. “Darling if they can’t see how beautiful you are then that’s their problem. Don’t worry. You’re the most gorgeous human being on this planet and i love you,” Carmen said. Roger looked at Carmen in anger. “Oh? If you really love me Carmen then why did you buy me that hideous dress!? You made me look like a fool! It’s your fault I didn’t win! Thank you very much wicked witch of the west!” he yelled. Carmen’s heart sank and his eyes filled with tears. Was Roger really blaming him for everything? He felt hurt and very upset. “I, i’m sorry you feel that way, Roger,” he said and went upstairs, devastated. When Roger came into the bedroom later on, Carmen was laying on the bed, weeping. “Oh Carmen darling i’m ever so sorry! I never should have blamed you. I was simply emotional and i’ve had a very rough day. I’m so sorry i love you so much,” Roger said. “You really hurt my feelings,” Carmen replied, wiping his eyes. Roger sighed. “I guess i let these choreographer balls get into my head too much and i’m so focused on winning that i forget what’s most important, which is me and you,” he said. He kissed Carmen lovingly. “But what about the dress? You ruined it,” Carmen said. “Don’t worry. I can always buy a new one. And this time i’ll make sure we take home that award,” Roger said. Carmen smiled and the pair kissed each other lovingly.

#the producers #love #dress up #tantrum #bad day

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Producers & MBS crossover fic- COSTUME COMPETITION: ROUND 2

Roger Debris was determined to win the costume competition this year. Last time Constance Contraire had beaten him and he wasn’t going to lose this time. Not to a toddler! Roger sat on his lavish sofa, laughing evilly. “Ah revenge. Sweet like candy and a dish best served cold like ice cream,” he said. Carmen smiled. “Oh Roger what great alliteration,” he said. “Thank you darling,” Roger said, and they both chuckled. Then he turned serious. “Guys! Bring out the costumes!” he bellowed. The production team rushed downstairs, with Kevin carrying a pile of clothing in his arms. “Here we are Mr Debris. The finest costumes of this year,” he said, placing them in front of Roger. Roger sat down in deep thought. He didn’t know which one to choose from. “Hmm. Decisions, decisions,” he said. It had to be a costume that would wow the judges and one that would have him as the winner. “Roger darling, we always win you know that. There’s no need to worry,” Carmen said. Roger stood up. “Carmen, you’re forgetting about last year! That stupid little girl and her idiot Benedict society beat me! I was left humiliated! My name in shambles! My dress in shreds!” he wept, and collapsed in his chair. Carmen took out a fan and waved it in his face. “There there darling yes you’re right i’m sorry i forgot. Not to worry. We shall get you a gorgeous gown! A splendid gown! One that has the audience gasping with amazement! It will be the talk of the town!” he said, happily. Kevin held up a golden sparkly dress with ruffles on the bottom. Roger’s eyes widened with glee. “Yes! That’s it! That’s the one! Now let’s add some shoes!” he cried, putting his feet into a pair of golden heels. “Oh Mr Debris! You look absolutely divine!” Kevin gushed. “LOVE IT!” the team cheered. Roger wiped a happy tear from his eye. He put on his wig and then added the makeup. Just gorgeous. Absolutely beautiful,” Carmen said. Roger smiled at him. “Aren’t i always?” he said, and they both chuckled. Roger knew he was sure to win in this dress. “The Benedict society doesn’t stand a chance against me now. And i’m going to send that little girl crying home to her papa!” he said, and they all laughed flamboyantly.

At the Benedict house, Constance scowled. She was getting a little soldier uniform put on complete with the hat and cane. “I look ridiculous,” she said. “Nonsense you look adorable! Mr Benedict gushed. “Do you remember your tap dance routine?” asked Kate. Constance huffed. “Yes,” she replied. “Just to warn you all, Roger Debris is going to be attending. He’s hungry for revenge,” Number Two said. They gasped. Mr Benedict held Constance in his arms. “Don’t worry my dear. Even if you don’t win you’ll still be as cute as a button!” he beamed. “Oh I don’t know about that,” a voice said. They turned to see Roger coming over to them, in his glamorous costume. Their mouths were wide with shock. Roger took one look at Constance’s outfit and burst out laughing. “Oh Carmen darling have you ever seen anything so ridiculous!?” he cackled. Carmen laughed with him. Mr Benedict glared at them. “How dare you insult a child like that. Have some respect,” he said. But Roger laughed in his face. “Pardon me old man, but i think i know mediocre when i see it, and that definitely wins the most mediocre costume of the year award!” he replied, laughing. Carmen clapped his hands, gleefully. Roger smiled as they all stared at his gown. “I know. Wonderful isn’t it? As golden as the sun is how i feel in this dress. And the blonde wig is just the icing on the cake,” he gushed. “You look like a big blonde pineapple,” Constance said. Roger glared at her and then whimpered. “Oh Roger darling never mind her! You look beautiful,” Carmen said. “That’s the last time you insult Roger Elizabeth Debris!” Roger cried, and he stormed off. Mr Benedict sighed. “Constance my dear that was rather rude,” he said. “Well he was mean to me so he deserves it,” she replied, and toddled away angrily. “A little firecracker that one,” Rhonda said. “Yes i see what you mean,” Mr Benedict said, sighing.

Roger made sure he was full up and well fed before the competition started. The chef placed a big plate of steak and chips on the table with plenty of spices and marinades. “Mmmmm. Yummy. Just what i ordered. Although, those chips will go straight to my thighs,” he said, sighing. “Never mind that darling. Tonight you treat yourself. We both do. And after you win tomorrow, we’ll both go out for some sundaes,” Carmen said. Roger clapped his hands, gleefully. The whole production team sat down with them to eat and Sabu came in with the drinks. “Tomorrow after Mr Debris wins, i bring the champagne,” he said. They all cheered. “Who does that little girl think she is insulting you?” Scott said. “She clearly doesn’t know who i am or what i’m capable of. Don’t worry. Tomorrow she’ll see exactly what i can do!” Roger replied, and they all chuckled. Roger took a bite of the steak on his plate. “Mmm! So juicy and tender!” he gushed. “Just like your ass,” Carmen said. The team hollered and whistled. “Now Carmen darling let’s not be too naughty at the dinner table. Save it for the bedroom,” Roger said and they both smiled at each other. “What’s for dessert?” Roger asked. “Chocolate mousse Mr Debris. Your favourite,” the chef replied. “Ooh so tempting and yummy,” Roger said, sighing with pleasure. Then his stomach gurgled. He moved to one side and suddenly let out a big, giant fart. The entire production team burst out laughing and Carmen’s eyes widened before he too burst into laughter. “Oh pardon me. Excuse my bottom,” Roger said, shifting around in his chair.

The next day was competition day. Constance showed up in her costume and so did Roger. “Knock em dead, darling,” Carmen said. “I’ll knock them dead alright. And i’ll win,” Roger replied. He smirked at the society. “Well if it isn’t the soon to be losers,” he said, chuckling. They glared at him. “He needs an attitude adjustment,” Kate said. Constance was first up on the stage and she did her tap routine perfectly and they loved her adorable soldier costume. Roger scowled from backstage. Now it was his turn. He strutted on stage like it was a fashion show and blew kisses to the crowd. The judges loved his dress. “Yes! There’s your winner right there!” Carmen hollered. The production team clapped and cheered. “I hate to say it, but he’s actually really good,” Number Two said. Next Roger began to dance and shake his butt to the crowd. The production team whistled and Carmen clapped with delight. When it was time to announce the winner, Roger was sure he would win. However, he didn’t. Neither did Constance. The winner turned out to be Kate who had entered her amazing circus routine. “This is an outrage! I always win!” Roger shouted. “Yes! You’re making a big mistake! We’re supposed to win!” Carmen cried. Constance was happy for Kate and handed her the competition trophy. “You deserve it, Weatherall,” she said. Mr Benedict was very proud of them both. “Well done girls! Excellent teamwork,” he said. Roger was furious. He was sure the competition was rigged. “I think there’s been some sort of mistake,” he said to the judge. “We’re sorry Mr Debris, but we wanted to give someone else a chance this year,” a lady said. “But Roger had the best routine and the best costume! He always does!” Carmen cried. Roger glared at the society. “You just wait. I’ll get even with you. Roger Elizabeth Debris never loses!” he yelled, and stormed off with Carmen strutting behind him.

Milligan hugged Kate. “I’m so proud of you, Katie cat,” he said. Kate smiled.

#the producers #competition #play to win

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BABY LOVE PART 2

Carmen crawled into the lounge room dressed in his role play baby outfit. “Da da,” he said. Roger smiled and held up a toy rattle. Carmen giggled and excitedly waved his arms around. Roger sat on the sofa and held him in his arms, giving him the rattle. Today Carmen’s adult size high chair had arrived in the mail and they were both excited. It was the perfect addition to their role play moments. Carmen sat in it and it fit comfortably. Roger came over to him carrying a bowl of food with a baby spoon. “Open up here comes the aeroplane!” he gushed, laughing as Carmen took a bite of the food. The production team took photos of them. “Take as many pictures as you want of my sweet baby,” Roger said. Carmen chuckled babyishly as they snapped photos of him. Roger had the perfect idea to put them together in a special album. Suddenly, there was a noise at the door. It brought them out of their role play game. “Who is that?” Carmen asked, annoyed. Roger went to check, and was shocked to see a chubby man dressed in adult size baby clothes and a diaper. “Da da,” he said. Roger was horrified. He had no idea who this man was or how he had turned up at his house. “No. Go away. I already have an adult baby. Go find your own,” he said. But the man began drooling like a baby would and went to grab a hold of Roger. “Oh my god! What the hell are you doing!?” Roger cried. Carmen rushed to the door. “Hey! Get off him! I’m his adult baby! So go away!” he shouted. The man began grunting and whining like a real baby. “Da da! Goo goo gah gah!” he said angrily. The production team quickly went to call the police. The man began to crawl on the ground and went to push past them to get inside. Roger was knocked to the ground and the man made his way inside and sat in Carmen’s high chair, sucking his thumb and grunting. “Oh Roger! Are you alright?” Carmen gasped. “Where’s the police!?” They need to hurry!” Roger cried. Suddenly, a few more male adult babies showed up, all making loud baby babbles and grunts. They were shirtless and wearing only diapers. Roger was absolutely horrified. “Get out! Get out of my house!” he cried. They were crawling all over the place babbling and grunting loudly. When the police showed up, they had all disappeared and Roger was left terrified. It turned out he and Carmen weren’t the only ones playing baby role play that day..

#the producers #baby love #role play

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BABY LOVE

Roger gazed down at his love, his heart full. But it wasn’t a baby he was cradling in his arms. It was Carmen. The love he had for him was similar to the love felt for a baby. Carmen gazed up at Roger, his eyes filled with love. Roger smiled and held him close. It was beautiful. “Oh Carmen Ghia how i adore you,” Roger gushed. Carmen made a slight sound, as if the sweet sound of a baby. “Awwwww!“ the production team gushed. Roger chuckled. Carmen didn’t really know how to describe it. He just turned into a baby around Roger sometimes. The love Roger gave him made him feel as content and as warm as a baby in it’s mother’s arms. He even kept a secret stash of adult diapers and adult sized baby clothes in their bedroom. It was their secret and only they and the production team knew about it. They would have a game of role play sometimes and Carmen loved it. And tonight was their role play time. Carmen wore his favourite bonnet with a onesie and baby booties. Roger held him just as you would a baby. They even used a toy baby bottle. “Da da,” Carmen said, in a babyish babble. Roger smiled. “Just look at my baby. Look at his tiny little toes and his cheeks!” he gushed. Carmen chuckled babyishly. “Coochy coochy coo,” Roger said. Carmen sucked on the toy bottle, drinking the real milk that Roger had used from the kitchen. “Can we hold him?” asked Scott. Roger smiled. “I think he prefers to cuddle up to daddy for now,” he said. “Daddy,” Carmen said, sucking his thumb. Roger blew raspberries on Carmen’s stomach, causing him to laugh and kick his legs. He was so deep in the role play that he fell asleep in Roger’s arms. “You’re my baby, Carmen Ghia. You always will be,” Roger said.

#the producers #baby love #role play

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ROGER’S NEW LOVE *some adult content*

Roger Debris had found a new obsession. A love for something. Carmen had gotten it for him as an early Christmas gift. He sighed with pleasure as he gently took the object under his dress and felt it vibrate. Waves of pleasure went through him and he was so excited about it that he had to share it with someone. That night Leo Bloom nervously entered Roger’s house, and saw Roger laying on the sofa, posing lovingly. He held the object in his hand, twirling it around playfully. Leo’s eyes widened. He headed for the door but Roger stopped him. “Oh no you don’t,” he said, chuckling flamboyantly. He sat Leo down and put one leg up on his lap, exposing his sparkly heel shoes. “Roger, w, what is it you want to show me?” Leo stammered. Roger held up the object. “Leo, do you know what this is?” he asked, grinning playfully. Leo’s eyes were wide with horror. “I, i uh, yes. I believe so,” he replied. Roger lifted up his dress, and placed the object between him. “Oh god,” he said, in the same expression he used when he asked Leo about the cologne he was wearing. “Roger, you really shouldn’t go waving that thing around like that,” Leo said. Roger batted his eyes at him, playfully. “Sometimes i’m a little tight under there, so it helps to add some of this,” he replied, and slowly applied lubricant to the top of the object and began running his fingers through it. Leo gulped. Roger moved very close to Leo, his body touching his. “Leo, i just had to show this to someone. And you’re the perfect person to show it to. Whoever invented this beauty should get a gold medal. It’s the most delightful thing in the universe. You really should get one for yourself,” he said. He turned the vibration up higher and placed it under his dress. He gave a delighted squeal and his entire body shook with pleasure. He took the object out again, breathing heavily. He began caressing Leo, lovingly. “Mmm. It’s so cosy on this sofa,” he said, chuckling. Leo squirmed uncomfortably. Then Carmen entered the house. “I’m back darling,” he said. Roger quickly stopped touching Leo and smiled at Carmen. “I see you’ve been enjoying the toy i got you,” Carmen said, chuckling. “Carmen, it’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever bought for me. I’m obsessed with it,” Roger said, in a horny turned on voice. Carmen smiled. “Uh, i think i’d better be going,” Leo said, quickly heading for the door. Carmen stopped him. “Why, leaving so soon? We would love some company wouldn’t we Roger darling?” he asked. Roger smiled at Leo, creepily. “Absolutely,” he replied, and they both laughed. Leo’s eyes widened again.

#the producers #love #gay pride

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Producers fic- SUMMERTIME *Adult content*

It was a beautiful day and Roger Debris was relaxing outside while his production team splashed in the pool. “Now let’s not splash too much, boys!” Roger said, giggling. “Cannonball!” a voice called, and suddenly there was a huge wipeout which soaked the entire yard and knocked Roger off his chair. The production team were laying on the grass, in horror. A flamboyant man, also gay, laughed out loud as he swam around in the pool. He was a crossdresser who wore ladies clothing and wigs, like Roger. He was dressed in a pink frilly bathing outfit with a curly blonde wig. He had a chunky build, too. He was Roger’s annoying neighbour Luke O’Donnell who often called himself Lucy. Roger had taken an immediate disliking to him as soon as he moved in. “Ooh Rogey, excuse me for spoiling your little swim sesh. But i just couldn’t resist showing off my pretty new thong. Lookey here!” he gushed, and showed his big butt crack with the pink thong going up between them. “Oh my eyes!” Scott cried. Everybody covered their eyes and Carmen coughed, uncomfortably. Luke chuckled with glee. “When i’m dressed pretty, call me Lucy. I’m Lucy today,” he said, sweetly. “Oh and what are you tomorrow? A jackass?” asked Roger, furiously. Carmen burst out laughing. “Nice one, Debris. Very nice. But i’ve heard it all before. You come off as a big famous director but deep down we all know you’re a big famous loser!” he said, laughing. Roger glared at him, and he felt a volcano inside of him. “Carmen darling, hold my lemonade for a minute, will you,” he said, and marched over to Luke. They were now both face to face. “Oh Roger darling please don’t. Just let it go,” Carmen said, trembling. Roger rolled up his sleeves and clenched his fists. “Alright you son of a bitch. Take back what you just said then get off my property before i give you a kick in the ass!” he shouted. Luke angrily clenched his fists, too. “I’ll take that wig off your ugly head and ram it up your ass then i’ll send you flying through that fence!” he shouted back. Roger’s eyes widened. “I’ll, i’ll uh, i’ll throw you through the window!” he shouted, trembling a bit. Carmen got in the middle of them. “Alright stop! Please stop! That’s enough,” he said. Luke looked at Carmen, smiling. “Mmmm now there’s something sweeter than bubblegum,” he said, and went to kiss him. Roger was horrified. “Keep your hands off my Carmen! Don’t touch him!” he cried. Luke chuckled. “I’ll tell you what Debris, i won’t kick your ass if you give me him. Give me Carmen Ghia. I have a huge crush on him and that I can’t deny. Give him to me,” he said. Carmen gasped. “Never! You can’t have him! He’s mine!” Roger cried. Luke began caressing Carmen. “Mmmm. Yum yum. Come to papa,” he gushed, and chuckled with pleasure. “That’s it! Off my property! Now! And keep your hands off my partner!” Roger shouted. Luke snatched the lemonade out of Roger’s hand and drank it. “Ahhhh. Refreshing,” he said, and tossed the cup into Roger’s garden before strutting away. Roger was furious. “I’ll get revenge on that moron one way or another!” he shouted. Carmen watched nervously as Luke blew him a kiss as he hid behind the wall. Then he applied lip gloss and blew him another kiss. Carmen’s eyes widened.

Later, Roger and Carmen were getting ready to go out on a date. “Oh Carmen darling you look so divine,” Roger said, as he put on his outfit. Carmen smiled as he applied his eyeliner. What they didn’t know was that Luke O’Donnell was watching their every move. He smirked as he watched Carmen change into another shirt by taking the first one off. “Ooooh. Oh my,” he gushed, and continued to spy on them. Roger stopped what he was doing. “What’s the matter?” Carmen asked. “I feel like we’re being watched,” he said, and began looking out the window. They both looked but didn’t see anything. “Nothing to worry about, darling. Let’s get going,” Carmen said. Luke quickly hid inside the car of Roger’s driver. He began to feel very horny and took out a toy. For the rest of the trip moaning and giggles were heard from the boot of the car but nobody heard it due to Roger and Carmen singing keep it gay in the back seat. When they arrived at the restaurant, Roger skipped up to the door happily. Carmen followed him. While they were inside, Luke had come up with a nasty trick. He planted stink bombs inside the restaurant, causing everybody to gag and rush for the exit. Roger and Carmen both ran outside, gagging into the bushes. Luke burst out laughing as he watched everyone scurry away. “You scumbag! You ruined our date!” Roger shouted. “It’s meant to be Carmen and i on a date. I can’t resist you, Carmen Ghia. I want you all to myself. And i will have you,” Luke said. Roger was fed up. “I’ve told you once and i’m telling you again, stay the hell away from my partner! You obviously didn’t get the message so i’m going to tell you again with this!” he shouted, and punched Luke straight in the face. Horrified onlookers gasped. “You ratbag!” Luke shouted, and they both began brawling in the street. “Get him Roger! Beat his ass!” Carmen cheered. They both grappled on the street before police showed up to stop it. “You mongrel! You just wait! I’m gonna kick your ass!” Luke shouted. “Two trannies fighting how hilarious,” a bystander said. “Nobody messes with Roger Debris! Nobody!” Roger shouted. Luke smiled at the police. “Don’t worry sergeant, i’m backing away gracefully. Oh, one more thing before i go,” he said, and he lifted the hem of his dress and let out a big fart. “Oh god,” Roger said, covering his nose. “Phew that’s rancid,” Carmen said. “Hmm, I shouldn’t have had that bowl of baked beans. Then again, it’s better out than in,” Luke said, laughing. “Are you alright darling?” Carmen asked. “Yes. He beat me up quite good but i beat him up too. He deserved it,” Roger replied. Luke was furious. He was going to have Carmen Ghia all to himself one way or another!

That night, Carmen heard a noise on his phone. He sleepily turned over and looked at it. His eyes widened in shock. It was a dirty adult video showing Luke on a bed and posing in very skimpy lingerie. He went close up to the camera and blew a big sloppy kiss. Roger sleepily turned over and hugged Carmen. “Darling, it’s 2am. What’s going on?” he asked. “You really don’t want to know,” he replied. When Roger saw it, he was furious. “This jackass just doesn’t get the message, does he?” he said. He leapt out of bed, got dressed and stormed over to Luke’s house. “I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, O’DONNELL! I KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE STREET BEFORE AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING IT AGAIN HERE IN YOUR FRONT YARD! LEAVE CARMEN ALONE! HE’S MINE!” Roger roared. Luke chuckled. “Ooh the director is angry ooh how scary!” he said. Carmen came over to hopefully settle the situation. “Look Luke, i know you’ve got the hots for me especially from the fact we were in love but that was years ago. Time has changed now and i’ve moved on,” he said. Roger glared at him. “What do you mean you were in love with him?” he asked. Carmen sighed. “It was a long time ago. It doesn’t matter now,” he replied. “Of course it matters. Why did you keep this from me? I’m hurt, Carmen. I thought we could be honest with each other,” Roger said. Luke chuckled again. “Mmm i love seeing you two fight. So delicious,” he gushed. Carmen tenderly touched Roger’s face. “Roger, i’m so sorry I wasn’t honest with you. I should have told you. I guess i was scared to. What Luke and i had is in the past. He was so controlling and cruel to me. I left him because i wanted freedom and i wanted someone who truly loved me for who i am and that someone is you. I can’t think of being with someone else again because the only one i want to be with is you, Roger Debris,” he said. Roger smiled slightly. “Eww gross,” Luke said, making a barfing sound. Carmen grabbed him by the shirt. “I will only say this once. Come near me and my family again and i will kick your ass from here to the other end of the upper east side!” he shouted. Luke’s eyes widened. He had never seen Carmen stand up to him before. He was so used to controlling everyone and now it was Carmen’s turn to control him. Roger smirked. “Mmmm Carmen. I love it when you’re angry. It’s such a turn on,” he said. Carmen smiled. Roger looked at Luke’s front lawn. “Hmmm. Such nice, clean grass. Hope you don’t mind if we pleasure ourselves on it,” he said, and they both lay on the grass and began to make love. “Oh god! Stop! Please stop! That’s my lawn!” Luke cried. “Oooooh! What a shame! The precious grass is ruined!” Roger said, and they both burst out laughing.

#the producers #fanfic #love #gay pride

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Producers Xmas fic- SECRET SANTA FIASCO

Leo Bloom was very embarrassed. He had taken a name out of the secret Santa hat and the person he picked was someone he really didn’t want to buy for. Roger Debris. But he had already bought a gift for him anyway. He hoped this wouldn’t make Roger go crazy. He had a big crush on him after all and had clearly flirted with him during his first meeting at his townhouse. “Ha! Roger Debris. How about that, huh?” Max said, laughing. “Max this isn’t funny. If i give this present to Roger he’s going to think i’m in love with him. You know what he’s like. I can’t do it,” Leo replied. Max patted his shoulder. “Oh come on. It’s just secret Santa. You’ll be fine!” he said. At the townhouse, Carmen Ghia excitedly let everyone in, and flounced over to Roger, who just happened to be dressed in a Santa suit without the beard. Leo gulped. Roger’s eyes sparkled when he saw Leo. “Excuse me for a second Carmen darling,” he said, and pushed past him, making his way over to Leo. Carmen scowled. “Oh shit. He’s coming over. Oh god,” Leo said. He looked to Max for help but he had already made his way over to the food table. Before Leo could do anything else, Roger was already standing in front of him, just an inch from his face. He smiled at the gift in Leo’s hands. “Why Leo, could that be a gift for little ol’ me?” he asked, flirtatiously. Leo gulped. “Uh, yes. I, I didn’t know what you liked, but uh, i hope it will do,” he replied, and handed it to Roger. Roger excitedly opened it up, revealing a skimpy red Christmas style nightgown. Carmen’s face was red with anger. He came over to them. “That’s the same present i got you. He can’t give you that,” he said. Roger faced him. “Darling, now i can have two of them,” he replied. Leo felt terrible. He didn’t want to come between the two men’s relationship. “No you cannot have two. You can have mine,” Carmen said, defensively. “What’s the difference they’re both the same,” Max replied, defending Leo. Carmen was getting more furious by the minute. “No, actually. They are not the same. Mine has a jingle bell on it. His doesn’t. Please Roger. Take the one i gave you,” he replied. Roger looked at them both. “To be honest with you Carmen, the jingle bell annoys me a little when i move around. I think i’ll take Leo’s instead. Thank you, Leo,” he said, and planted a kiss on Leo’s cheek. That was it. Carmen had reached boiling point. He threw the present against the wall and stormed upstairs, slamming the door. Everyone was silent. Roger was furious, now. He stormed after him. The production team huddled together, nervously. “HOW DARE YOU SLAM MY DOOR! IF IT COMES OFF THE HINGES YOU’RE PAYING FOR IT NOT ME! YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE! SHOW SOME RESPECT!” Roger roared. Carmen came out, his eyeliner smudged from crying. “You don’t love me! You love him! I’m sick and tired of you flirting with every guy that comes here! You do it right in front of me too! I’ve had enough!” he wept. He had never once called Roger out for his behaviour before but this was the final straw and he knew he had to say something. He was fed up with it. Roger was silent for a minute. Then he smirked. “You’re just jealous i get more attention than you do. And why shouldn’t i get attention? Look at me. I’m just too hard to resist!” he gushed, giggling flamboyantly. Carmen couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Roger was completely disregarding his feelings. He didn’t care about him at all. Or their relationship. A tear rolled down his face. “It’s nice to know how you really feel about me,” he said, and shut the door.

Later, Roger came into the room. “Carmen darling, i’m so sorry about what i said. That was horrible of me. Let’s just forget about tonight and start fresh. I love you so much,” he said. But Carmen had had enough. It had gotten too much now, and he had put up with it for too long. He sighed. “Roger, time and again you’ve apologised to me for your behaviour. But you keep doing it again and again. I just can’t trust you anymore. Relationships are about trust and right now I can’t trust you anymore. You’ve been unfaithful to me over and over again. I’m a human being but you’ve treated me like some sort of trophy. I’m sorry Roger, but we’re done. We’re finished,” he said, tears in his eyes. Roger was devastated. “Oh Carmen darling please! I truly am sorry! I never meant to hurt you! I know i’m out of control sometimes and i’ll get help for that i promise! Please don’t leave me!” he wept, clinging on to Carmen’s leg as he begged on his knees. Carmen stood up and sighed. “I’m sorry Roger but the answer is no. I can’t keep doing this all the time. It’s not healthy. I need to be away from you and i need some time to myself,” he replied. Roger began unbuttoning his outfit. “W, what the hell are you doing?” Carmen stuttered. “Trying to pleasure you. You won’t leave me Carmen Ghia. Because you’re drawn to me. Let me hold you,” he said, and pulled Carmen into his arms, whimpering with pleasure. “Get off me!” Carmen shouted, and pushed him away. Roger sat on the floor, weeping. He tried one last ditch attempt to stop Carmen from leaving by grabbing at his feet but was left laying at the door after he left. Leo watched Roger as he lay in the hallway upstairs weeping. He felt terrible for what had just happened.

That night, Roger tried to get back in Carmen’s good books by dressing up pretty and attempting to turn him on. He had a pair of fluffy handcuffs on his wrists. “Ooh Carmen, i’ve been a naughty boy. I need to be taught a lesson. Please punish me. Pretty please,” he said, whimpering. Carmen was having none of it. “I’m going to stay with my family for a while away from you. I need some space,” he replied. “So you’re not breaking up with me?” Roger asked. “To be honest with you I haven’t thought about it yet. I know i said we were finished before but deep down i still love you, Roger. I’m angry with you right now and i need some time to think things through. Please allow me to do that,” Carmen said. Roger’s heart sunk. “How long will you be gone for? Please don’t be gone too long. I’ll miss you so much,” he replied. Carmen sighed. “I don’t know how long. And don’t go calling me or sending me messages. I need my space, Roger,” he said, and headed downstairs with bags in hand. Roger watched as he got into a car and left. He sat on the sidewalk and wept. Roger slept on his own that night. He whimpered to himself as he longed to feel his arms wrapped around Carmen. “Ooh Carmen my darling i miss you so much! I’ll get you back. Nobody breaks Roger Debris’ heart! Nobody! I’ve got a delightful feeling that you’ll be back in my arms in no time,” he said, cunningly. Carmen was staying at a farmhouse somewhere in the country with his relatives. Things seemed peaceful without Roger Debris. He felt free and like he could do anything he wanted. He wondered if getting back with Roger was the right thing to do. Suddenly, there was a ruckus outside. A farmer’s wife was horrified by something out in the field. Everyone came running including the farmer who was holding a gun. “There’s a crazy man out there dressed in lingerie wearing boots!” the wife cried. When Carmen saw who it was he died inside. Roger was wearing a very short pink nightdress with garters underneath and a pair of pink boots. He had his wig on too. “Oh my god,” Carmen said, in shock that this was happening. “Get off my farm! You’re scaring the damn cattle!” the man yelled. Roger began lifting one side of his nightdress up slowly, and blew a kiss to Carmen. “Mmmm this feels so good. Look at how pretty i am. Look Carmen. Lookey here. Can you resist me now? Can you?” he asked, and bent over, showing a pair of frilly pink bloomers. “Oh god!” the wife cried, covering her eyes. “That’s it i’m calling the police!” the farmer yelled. “Roger i told you i need space,” I’m not falling for your stupid games,” Carmen said. Roger got on his knees in front of him. “Carmen, come home with me. Please. I’m begging you. I love you so much. I’m sorry i was so unfaithful to you. I love you,” he said, batting his eyes. Then he squirmed a bit and let out a giant fart. Carmen’s eyes widened. “Oops sorry. I’ve been holding that in all night,” Roger said, sweetly. The smell was terrible. Then he wrapped his arms around Carmen tightly. “I’ll never let you go. Ever. Please don’t leave me. Let’s just go home right now,” he said, whimpering. Carmen sighed. “I’m sorry Roger. I’m quite happy here where i am. I’m better off without you,” he replied. Roger began crying. “Oh please Carmen! My heart is broken! I need you! I can’t live without you!” he wept. “For god sake just take him back already he’s driving my cattle mad!” the farmer yelled. Roger batted his eyes at Carmen and lay his head against him. Carmen sighed. It was hard to resist Roger when he was like that. Roger knew it, too. He knew Carmen usually gave in because he was just too hard to resist. Roger lifted up his dress and tenderly caressed his leg with his hand. Carmen felt the pleasure rush through him. He closed his eyes and sighed. The next minute they were both laying in the field making love to each other. “Ooh look Carmen, the cattle are watching us. How sweet,” Roger gushed. Carmen looked at them. The animals’ eyes were wide and they were silent. A group of people were watching too.

“Take a picture it lasts longer,” Carmen called out, and they both chuckled flamboyantly. “Oh Carmen i love you so much. I’m sorry about everything,” Roger said. “I’m sorry too. Merry Christmas, darling,” Carmen said.

#the producers #fanfic #love #christmas

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The very first time Jafar shows a slight bit of niceness! Hanging out with the heroes and a kind smile. Unless he and the villains had a fight i don’t know lol

#house of mouse #jafar aladdin #disney villains

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LOVE & WAR - Producers fic

Roger Debris was sitting at the table, absolutely fuming. The reason? A drag queen was flirting with Carmen Ghia right in front of him. Carmen was doing his best to reject her advances, but she kept going. “Look, i’m married to Roger. I’m sorry, but i’m not interested,” Carmen said. The drag queen, named Ruby La Roux, batted her eyelids. “Awww honey. Come on. You wouldn’t settle for a guy like that, would ya? He’s too plain,” she replied. Roger clenched his fists. Finally he couldn’t take anymore and marched over to them. “Get your paws off my partner,” he demanded. Ruby shot him a cheeky smirk. “Ooh, it’s mister Roger Debris himself. I’ve heard about you. You’re not as good as you think you are. But look at me. Look at these gorgeous eyes, this body, this hair. And who can forget this ass. I’m sure Carmen would love to get in my bed,” she gushed. Roger had truly lost it, now. “YOU SON OF A BITCH!” he shouted, and lunged at her. Carmen’s eyes widened. The production team hollered and cheered. “Get her Rogey! Kill her!” Kevin called. “Use your nails, Roger!” Scott added. Carmen watched in horror as the two brawled. Over him. It was unreal. Ruby kicked Roger in the face with her high top boots, then Roger speared her into a nearby table. “Stop it! Enough! Stop!” Carmen pleaded. They both got up, panting. Roger held Carmen close to him. “You’re not taking him away from me. I won’t let you. Take any man in the world, but not my Carmen Ghia!” Roger begged, and began weeping. Ruby simply laughed. “I gotta run honey, but i’ll be back. Count on that. Next time i’ll be kicking your ass right here all the way to the other side of this city!” she replied, and danced her way outside. “Bye bye, Carmen darling,” she added, doing a little jump as she left, and made sure Roger saw it, too. Roger’s face was red with anger. Everyone was silent. A man nearby was also angry, looking at the fallen over tables and chairs. “You guys gonna clean this up, or what?” he asked. Later, Roger was at his townhouse still furious over the incident. Carmen felt awful about it. Two guys were fighting over him and he was stuck in the middle. But he knew which one he wanted to be with and that was Roger. He loved him with all his heart. He went over and kissed him. “Nobody will ever come between us. I promise you,” he said. Roger held onto Carmen, tightly. “I don’t want to lose you,” he replied. Carmen smiled. “You’ll never lose me. Ever,” he said. The production team smiled at each other.

At her lavish home, Ruby La Roux couldn’t stop thinking about Carmen. “Mmmm such a dream. Such a cutie,” she gushed, and kissed a photo of him she had secretly taken while his back was turned. But something was standing in her way. Roger Debris. He was a threat, and he had to be taken care of. She had to come up with a plan. Thankfully, she knew some people she could call, and took out her phone book. “Hello? Yeah it’s me. Listen, i need you to do something for me,” she said, and smiled an evil smile. That night, a white van parked outside the Debris house. Three masked men got out and headed for the front door. The production team were snoring, sleeping soundly. Suddenly there was a loud smash and the men came through the window, grabbing hold of Roger. He was terrified. “Oh my god! What the hell is going on!? he screamed, and he was dragged outside and pushed into the van. “Roger!” Carmen cried, and tried to rescue him but was too late. He watched as the van sped off into the night. “Oh my god! Our poor Roger! Bring him back you scoundrels!” Kevin cried, and the team huddled together, weeping. Roger was taken somewhere to a street he had never been before, duct taped and tied up in the back seat of the van. Ruby was waiting outside the house, smirking. Roger’s eyes widened. The men removed the tape from his mouth and pushed him out of the van. “What’s going on!? Where am i!?” he cried. “Shhh, hush hush. Let’s not get the neighbours involved,” Ruby whispered, giggling. Roger was forced inside onto a sofa. Ruby sat on a nearby chair, baring her high top boots and a pair of purple tights underneath a glittery miniskirt. “Good job boys. I’ll pay you extra for the double knot you tied on his wrists,” she said, flirtatiously. The men smiled and left. Ruby smirked and looked straight at Roger. “I think you know why you’re here. I have a problem with you. A big one. It’s obvious you’re going to do everything in your power to keep me from pursuing Carmen Ghia, so i’m going to have to get serious with you. When i want something, i get it. And i want Carmen. Consider this a warning. Stay away from him. He’s mine,” Ruby said. Roger couldn’t believe it. “You’re mad! Carmen and i are partners! He isn’t even in love with you! He’s never even heard of you!” he cried. “Oh don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows the glamorous Ruby La Roux. And soon Carmen will too. He’ll be married to me instead of being your itty bitty boyfriend,” she said, giggling. “Correction, he is my husband!” Roger shouted. “Whatever. The point is he will soon be married to me. I’ve heard all about you, Roger Debris. You’re not as good as they say you are. Not as good as me, anyway. You’re in my territory, now. And this is my playing field. If you’re not going to play fair with me, then i’ll just have to get rid of you myself,” Ruby replied. Roger sat there, in shock. When Carmen heard the news, he was horrified. “She’s insane, Carmen. Absolutely insane! She could have killed me if she wanted to i really thought she would. I was terrified!” Roger said. “I don’t know why she’s so obsessed with me. It’s time for payback,” Carmen replied. “Hmm, so in a way we’re getting revenge? I love it, darling!” Roger gushed. Carmen smiled. “Ruby La Roux is about to get a taste of her own medicine,” he said, and they both laughed, flamboyantly.

The next morning, Ruby La Roux awoke to find her entire house covered with glitter and super glue everywhere. She screamed in horror. Roger and Carmen popped out of the bushes, laughing. “Heard you like glitter Miss La Roux, so enjoy some pretty little sparkles!” Roger called, and they both laughed again. “You jerks! You absolute jerks! How dare you make a fool of me! I’ll get you for this!” Ruby shouted. “Ooh not so fast! The police are here!” Roger gushed, and pointed to a police car. Ruby was handcuffed and taken away for kidnapping and threatening to kill someone. They watched as she was taken away, and both laughed flamboyantly.

#the producers #love #crazy love #fanfic

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Dress Debacle & a rescue - Producers fic

It was a sunny afternoon and Carmen Ghia lay on the porch drinking lemonade as Roger tended to the garden. The production team splashed around in the big lavish pool, giggling flamboyantly. Roger thought for a minute and smiled. “I might go and fetch my beautiful golden gown and wear it outside! It’s the perfect day for it!” he said. Carmen’s eyes widened and he quickly ran in front of Roger. “Uh, how about a different dress today, darling? Maybe your pretty polka dot one! That’s gorgeous on you!” he said. Roger raised an eyebrow. He was suspicious. Carmen felt horrible. He had accidentally spilled wine on the golden dress a day ago while ironing it and as he tried to scrub the stains out, it had ripped one side of the dress in half. He then hid it in the closet hoping Roger wouldn’t notice it. “Carmen, I specifically said i want to wear my gold gown today. Not polka dots,” he said. Carmen nervously played with his hands. “Yes darling, but, but the polka dot one does look so radiant on you,” he replied. But Roger had already skipped inside and was heading upstairs. Carmen felt defeated. This was it. There was a storm coming and there was nothing he could do. Roger screamed in horror and came rushing downstairs, holding what was left of the golden dress. “My gown! My beautiful gold gown! What the hell happened!? I demand an explanation!” he shrieked. The production team nervously huddled together in a circle while Carmen stood still like a deer caught in headlights. The production team nervously looked at him. Carmen took a deep breath. It was time to come clean, whether he was ready for it or not. “The other day, i, i was ironing your dress and, I accidentally spilled wine on it. I panicked, and, i quickly tried to scrub it out. But i scrubbed too hard and it ripped the material. I, i’m so sorry, darling. I feel awful. I’m really sorry,” he said. The house was silent. The production team huddled together closely, nervous for what was about to come. Carmen’s heart was beating like a drum in his chest. Roger’s face burned red with anger, and suddenly Carmen was met with a stinging, hard slap to his face. The production team gasped in horror. “YOU TWAT! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY ONE OF MY PERFECT DRESSES! THEN YOU GO AND HIDE IT AWAY THINKING I’LL NEVER SEE IT!? HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!? DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULDN’T FIND OUT!? YOU JERK!” Roger roared. Carmen backed against the wall, holding his red marked face. Roger kicked at the ripped dress in anger. “YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE SOFA TONIGHT, CARMEN GHIA. BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!” Roger shouted, and threw the dress at him before collapsing on the couch, weeping. Carmen ran out onto the street, feeling terrible. He could hear Roger weeping from inside. How could he ever make it up to him this time? He couldn’t. “I’m a terrible husband,” he said to himself. He walked the streets, feeling ashamed. But as he was walking he didn’t notice a large hole in the middle of the path. He fell deep down and ended up in the sewers. The filthy water carried him all the way through the tunnel as he coughed and spluttered. “Help! Someone please help me!” he called, spluttering at the same time. But it was no use. Then the water took him under, leaving nothing but big bubbles and stink lines from the horrible smell.

Back at the townhouse, Roger had calmed down and was now worried about his partner. It had been hours and he hadn’t returned. Perhaps he was scared of him or didn’t want to come back. Roger felt terrible. “Oh what have i done? I should never have treated Carmen like that. Oh i’m so horrible!” he wept. The production team comforted him. “There there, Rogey. It’s not the end of the world. You two just had a bad fight. Let’s go and find him,” said Kevin. Roger agreed. He had to go and find his husband and make things right. Deep in the sewers, Carmen emerged from under the water, coughing and gagging. But things were only about to get worse. A garbage truck pulled up and a bunch of rubbish bags were thrown in, covering Carmen and once again pulling him deeper into the water. “Oh no! Please god no!” he cried, and was pulled underwater again. A pile of rats came and began eating at the garbage. Then Roger came rushing over there. “Oh my god! Carmen! Quick boys! Get me a rope or something!” he called, and the whole production team worked to get a rope down to Carmen. “Roger! You came for me!” Carmen cried. Roger smiled. “Oh Carmen! I’m so sorry! Just hold on, i’m going to save you!” he called. He couldn’t wait a minute longer. The rope wasn’t strong enough, and nobody wanted to get into the murky water. He scowled, took a deep breath, and jumped down there. “But Roger! Your beautiful dress!” Carmen gasped. Roger didn’t care. His partner meant more to him than a dress. After all he could always buy more later. “I’m coming Carmen Ghia! I’m coming to save you!” he called, and angrily kicked at the garbage bags with his heels. The rats squeaked and began scurrying around in fear. “Get out of here! Shoo! Scram!” Roger yelled, and before Carmen knew it, he was out of the water and onto the pavement, coughing and wet. Roger held onto him, lovingly. A group of onlookers cheered. They both looked at each other, smiling. “Carmen, i’m so, so sorry. Please come home with me. I love you,” Roger said, holding onto him. Carmen smiled. “Of course i will. But first let’s get me into the shower so i can scrub this crap off me,” he replied. Roger gazed at him, flirtatiously. “Correction. Let’s take a shower together,” he whispered. Carmen sighed with pleasure.

#the producers #fanfic #love #gold dress

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A very unsettling Halloween - Producers fic 🎃

Leo Bloom sat on Roger Debris’ lavish sofa, clutching his blue blanket in fear. There was no escape and every single door was locked. Creaking sounds were heard in the roof as the wind blew outside. There was a full moon. But it didn’t relax Leo one bit. Roger came downstairs and came and sat extremely close to him. He had filled his face with Halloween candy and had chocolate on his fingers. He licked one finger slowly. “Mmmm. So tasty. Leo, please do me a favour and finish licking the rest of my fingers clean,” he said, batting his eyes. Leo gulped. Roger chuckled. He had Leo right where he wanted him. Without warning, Roger came and lay on top of him, exposing a pair of shimmery underwear underneath his dress. He felt all sorts of horny feelings burning inside him, and he sighed with pleasure. He had a huge crush on Leo and he couldn’t deny it. He ran his chocolate covered fingers across Leo’s face. “Lick them, Leo. Please. Pretty please,” he begged. Leo shut his eyes and began licking Roger’s fingers, reluctantly. Roger sighed with pleasure and began humping Leo slowly then faster. Leo quickly pushed him off and backed himself against the wall. “Alright! That’s it! That’s enough!” he cried. Roger whimpered. He got on his knees in front of Leo, baring a pair of fishnet tights and sparkly shoes. “Oh Leo! Please! Look at my beautiful shoes! Don’t you fancy a man with gorgeous shoes? And these fishnets! Ooh my! They fit so nicely! And why wouldn’t they? Look at these legs!” he gushed. Leo pushed past him and ran upstairs, hiding himself in one of the bedrooms. He heard footsteps coming up the stairs, fast. He hid in the closet, squeezing his eyes shut. He hoped Max or at least someone would come and rescue him. He heard the door slowly open. He trembled with fear. A pair of chocolate covered fingers began opening the closet door. This was it. He was doomed. There was nothing he could do. Roger grabbed a hold of Leo, forcing him onto the nearby bed. He chuckled with delight. Then there was a snapping sound. Roger’s eyes widened. “Ooh goodness me. I must be gaining a little weight. My poor dress strap!” he gushed. Leo wanted to scream but he couldn’t. It was a nightmare. Some Halloween this was. Roger licked his fingers close up at Leo’s face. His stomach grumbled. “Ooh. Too much candy. My poor tummy,” he said. He shifted around uncomfortably before unleashing a huge fart. Leo’s eyes widened. Roger sighed with relief. “Ahhhh. Now that’s better,” he said. The smell was horrible. Roger chuckled. “Excuse me,” he said sweetly. He waved around the hem of his dress to let the smell out more. Leo covered his face and nose. Roger placed a big wet kiss on Leo’s cheek, leaving a lipstick stain. “Happy Halloween, my darling,” he said.

#the producers #fanfic #halloween

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ROGER’S NEW GOWN - Carmen gives Roger a new dress for his birthday

It was Roger Debris’ birthday and his townhouse was packed full of guests. Carmen had a big surprise for Roger and was upstairs with the production team preparing it. “Ooh! Mr Debris is going to love this! So pink and pretty!” Kevin gushed. They giggled flamboyantly. Roger skipped down the hallway. “Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me!” he sang. “Okay, let’s get this wrapped up and sent down with the other gifts before he sees it!” Carmen whispered, and they quickly hid it from view. During the party, Max and Leo stood in the back, drinking wine. Leo nervously clutched his blue blanket. They had doubts about coming to the party but still went ahead anyway. Roger smirked and made his way over to Leo. “Oh damn,” Leo said and went to walk away but a white gloved hand grabbed his arm. “Why Leo, you weren’t thinking of leaving so soon, were you?” Roger asked, batting his eyes. “Uh, no of course not,” Leo stammered. “Good, because i’ve got some cake for you. Filled with jam and cream. And some ripe, juicy berries on the top,” Roger said and got very close to him. Leo’s eyes widened. Then Carmen flounced downstairs. “Time for presents!” he gushed flamboyantly, and the team chuckled with glee. Roger quickly grabbed Leo. “You’re sitting next to me,” he said, and tenderly ran his fingers down Leo’s arm. When Carmen’s gift came, Roger squealed with delight when he saw it. “Oh! It’s beautiful! Just gorgeous! Look how pink! Look how pretty! Oh Carmen darling i love you so much!” he gushed. The team giggled. “Just for you, Mr Debris,” Brian said. After the party, Roger tried his new gown on. It suited him very well and it was very beautiful. He twirled around in it and showed off his sparkly shoes underneath. “Did i mention it comes with a wig?” Carmen said, and gave Roger a beautiful blonde wig. Roger put it on his head then applied makeup. “Oh darling look at you!” Carmen gushed. The team whistled and clapped. Roger was beaming. He was so flattered that he blushed. “Oh this is the best birthday i have ever had! Thank you! All of you!” he gushed.

#the producers #fanfic #gay pride #birthday