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Severus: "for the love of god can you come and remove this thing off me"
Y/N: "that thing is your son"
Severus: "I sometimes find that hard to believe, by the way what did you want to talk about"
Y/N: "well I'm pregnant"
Severus: "I'm going out"
Son: "can we go to the park"
Severus: "no, ahhh, son do you know where you just put your knee"
Son: smiles at him evilly "yes I do so take me to the park"
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severussnaperevived · 15 days
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McGonagall: walks into potions classroom to see Severus sitting at desk with his head in his hands
Severus: talks to himself "oh my god, I'm going to have a kid, I'm going to be a dad, how did this happen I was so careful"
McGonagall: goes to towards him to congratulate him
Severus: "my god I'm going to be a dad again"
McGonagall: "again?"
Severus: "how much did you hear"
McGonagall: "enough, I know what the next staff meeting will be about now, why not bring your little family to it."
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severussnaperevived · 27 days
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If you swapped bodies with Severus for a day what’s the first thing you would do
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severussnaperevived · 27 days
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Sirius: "stop acting like your smarter than everyone else, I do know things you don't"
Severus: "yes your right I don't know what it's like to lug around small things"
Sirius: "I really hate you, you know that and for your information it is bigger now"
Severus: "I really don't care, but remember dog if you get in my way I might just let the information slip"
Sirius: "you wouldn't"
Severus: "why should you care if you are bigger now"
Sirius: ...
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severussnaperevived · 27 days
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Severus NSFW and SFW headcannons plz
NSFW
Severus like fast hard rough sex while his partner screams his name
Severus enjoys watching his partner strip(preferably in black lingerie)
he like to suck on boobs while having sex
he likes to be on top and in control
dislikes using condoms
SFW
enjoys foresting for potion ingredients with partner
likes it when partner cuddles him while sitting on his lap during the time he's grading work
likes it when his partner brews potions with him
loves it when his partner spends the holidays with him
dislikes it when another person tries to chat his partner up
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severussnaperevived · 27 days
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McGonagall: "has anyone seen the new teacher?"
Lupin: "I was going to walk with her this morning but she said she but off more than she could chew last night and needed to rest"
Severus: smirks into his coffee
McGonagall: "do you have something to share with us Severus?"
Severus: "she seemed fine last night when I saw her, and I did warn her but she looked at me and said she could handle it"
McGonagall: "you are talking about work aren't you"
Severus: "of course"
Severus: smirks at Lupin
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severussnaperevived · 27 days
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Hermione: "can you guys see that?"
Ron: "what the hell is that white stuff on the professors back?"
Harry: "well I'm going to find out"
Hermione: "do you think we should let him know"
Ron: "hell no that got deserves to walk around not knowing"
Later that night
Y/N: "babe you have our daughters spit up on your back"
Severus: turns around in horror "you mean to tell me I've walked around all day with baby spit up on me"
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severussnaperevived · 28 days
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Y/N: "shall we meet in my room tonight?"
Severus: "I've just got to go grab some condoms"
Y/N: "actually I love the feeling of part of you inside me"
Severus: stares at you in shock
Y/N: "actually I think I might like a more permanent part of you inside me"
Severus: "well then I suggest you move into my chambers, that way we can try more often"
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severussnaperevived · 2 months
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If there was a muggle Severus with a Tumblr, he would get swarmed by pron bots every five minutes.
And when he goes in public he would get swarmed by fans asking for a photo
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severussnaperevived · 2 months
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Harry: "do you want to hang out later?"
Y/N: "can't detention with Snape"
Hermione: "what did you do?"
Y/N: "well we had a lesson on Pollyjuice potion and decide to sneak a hair off him when he was checking another students potion Infront of me"
Ron: "you are so dead"
Y/N: "there is more"
Harry: "oh do tell"
Y/N: "well after changing into him I realised I need to use the bathroom, you should of seen his face on top of that I couldn't pee without giving myself a boner, ill never forget his face when I came back with a full on boner"
Ron: "I would pay to see that memory"
Harry: "you will be able to make a fortune selling it"
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severussnaperevived · 2 months
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McGonagall: "what did you get up to in the holidays?"
Severus remembering the holidays (meetings with the dark lord, meeting with albus, attending order meetings, having sex with random witches, tortured a couple of families and sat at home reading
Severus: "I sat a home reading"
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severussnaperevived · 2 months
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Y/N: walks in Snape's office and puts cake on his desk
Snape: "what's this?"
Y/N: "a birthday cake"
Snape: "it's not my birthday, now get it out of my sight"
Snape: pushes cake towards you
Y/N: "aww thank you you remembered my birthday, and yes I'll sit down and share the cake with you"
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severussnaperevived · 3 months
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Y/N: "did you really just cum inside me, you told me you were good at pulling out"
Severus: "I may have exaggerated"
Y/N: "why?"
Severus: "I didn't want to wear a condom"
Y/N: "well what are we going to do now?"
Severus: "I can try again"
Y/N: "really I might become pregnant"
Severus: "I don't see a problem with that"
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severussnaperevived · 3 months
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Y/N: "yes right there Severus harder"
Severus: thrusts into you harder
Y/N: "yes I'm about to cum"
Severus: grunts as he cums "your so fucken sexy, wait what was your name again?"
Y/N: "are you serious Severus I've been your neighbour for the last 6 years"
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severussnaperevived · 3 months
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Y/N: "Severus, I'm pregnant"
Severus: "do I know you?"
Y/N: "yes you do, remember you challenged me that you could drink more firewiskey"
Severus: "oh now it's coming back to me are you sure it's me you slept with?"
Y/N: "are you sure we should have this conversation here all the students are watching"
Severus: suddenly remembers he is in great hall
Severus: "follow me"
Y/N: "that's the same line you said that lead to this situation"
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severussnaperevived · 3 months
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Okay, but Harry would be in so much trouble if he didn't know that someone was Snape's daughter and tried to ask her out. 😂😂
Yup he would do be dead, and I have a feeling Severus would be an overprotective father
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severussnaperevived · 3 months
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I really love your content omg <3
Hope you have a great day! :)
Aww thank you so much I'm glad you like it
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