sebastianmichaelisslander

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

its 2024 and ive been here for 10 years how the fuck r some of u still sexualising a 13 year old and not seeing the issue

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #this #exactly?!??

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

reminders for new black butler fans

I am terrified that new fans are gonna come in (especially from twitter...shudders) and start screaming the same thing's we've been hearing since forever, so let me reiterate some things for you guys

there is nothing we can do about the seb*ciel fans. we hate them. any normal black butler fan hates seb*ciel. block the tag

most of the anime is NOT CANON. I think only e1-6 and 13-15 are canon to the manga, and even the ending of episode 15 was changed. season 2 is not canon. the OVA's are not canon. what is canon is book of circus, book of the atlantic, book of murder and the public school arc.

do not be weird about the p4 or any of the characters in the public school arc oh my god those are minors

do not say that you "want maurice cole to die" or "wish he had alois' trauma" that is fucking weird. I understand that maurice is not a well-liked character but that is not an excuse to say you want a CHILD to suffer

the public school arc is not a glorified version of harry potter. knock it off.

for the love of GOD do not give gregory the virgil sanders treatment i am begging on my hands and knees he is just shy and artistic not your little storm cloud

black butler is a very dark and triggering story. there are a lot of triggering themes within the manga (moreso the anime I have to be honest). if these themes upset you, then it may not be for you. that is okay. you're allowed to not like it and not interact with it. however, this doesn't mean that you should start screaming and yelling that other people shouldn't watch it either (this is more of a twitter issue but I digress)

okay now for some general reminders

if someone ships something you don't like (NOT talking about proship shit, thats nasty), i.e. sebastian x william or whatever. who cares. if you don't like it, then don't interact with it. simple as that!

this does not go for people who ship minors and adults you guys are fucking freaks

you don't have to like someone else's au. again, don't like, don't interact. it's easy

grell is a transwoman. this is not up for debate and is canon. yes, he/him pronouns are used for her in the anime and manga. NONE OF US LIKE THIS.

what sexuality / gender / race someone headcanons another character as is none of your business unless they're falling into harmful stereotypes

sascha's gender is not canon. most people use they/them for them (me included), but some use he or she. since they are not canonly nonbinary, this isn't an issue. however, please respect if someone uses they/them exclusively on them!

william is NOT abusive OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP SAYING HE IS. in the anime he is like, super brutal on grell for some reason? he only ever "hits" grell once in the manga (after her stunt as jack the ripper") and then jabs her twice with his scythe in the manga. he has never struck her. so stop. please. I love him so.

you don't have to accept the fanon (or canon really lol, that's why au's exist), there is no obligation

if someone says that bb is their special interest or hyperfixation your first instinct should not be to shit on them for it

DO NOT HARASS THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS, PLEASE PLEASE

don't harass the play actors either now that I'm here

like and reblog art, leave comments and kudos on fanfics

be normal for the love of god

okay that's it! byeeeee

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #claude faustus #sebastian michaelis #grell sutcliff #william t spears #sascha black butler #eric slingby #alan humphries #ludger black butler #othello black butler #maurice cole #public school arc #weston college arc

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

My fav scene in black butler season 2 is where Claude and Sebastian get married and cut the cake with the demon sword :3

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji 2 #black butler 2 #claude faustus #sebastian michaelis #sebaclaude #claudebastian #PAHAHAHAHA

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Planning a new fic with our lovely boy McMillan being up front and centre. Here’s a brief introduction to two new OCs:

Christian

- twenty-three and the eldest child of the McMillan family.

- Has a knack for getting himself into the strangest situations and getting himself out of them just as quick.

- He's a man of many hobbies, especially travelling, collecting interesting-looking rocks, and playing polo.

- He briefly lived with their uncle - Mrs. McMillan's brother - after completing his studies, but ended up leaving after being caught in bed with one of the housemaids (whom he later married).

Viola

- twenty-one, the wee boy's older sister - technically not that new as I've mentioned her before.

- Currently studying geology, she is also an avid botanist. Whenever Christian travels, she always asks him to bring back seedlings for exotic plants.

- She’s extremely strong-minded, doesn't let anyone take advantage of her kindness. She often frets about her youngest brother, constantly pushing him to be more assertive.

- is a surprisingly talented boxer thanks to Christian. Much like him, she fell in love with horseback riding at a young age and is a skilled equestrian.

I'm trying to think of their parents and overall family dynamics, so I'll add on later.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji mcmillan #weston college arc #my ocs #black butler ocs #kuroshitsuji season 4 #my first post after ages lol

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Is it really slander if it's all true, though?

Ayy, point! 😜

Seems that you and I are kindred spirits, anon.

Nice to hear from you!

#i answered a thing #seabass anon

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

10/10 golden username also,,,,, guess whooooooo

Why, thank you! 😂🙈 I am a certified Seabass slanderer.

Hmm… tbh, I’m awful at guessing, lol. I just reblogged a post from Pompom, but you don’t sound like her?

You can’t be Null or Bennie or Eliza either 🧐

Who are you, anon? 😭

#i answered a thing #kuroshitsuji #black butler #seabass anon

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Agni, politely escorting a kidnapper out the front door: I'm terribly sorry, but my prince has already retired. Perhaps you could take your business elsewhere.

Wolf, drop-kicking a kidnapper somewhere into the vicinity of Jupiter: Finally I beg Fraulein to go to bed and now you think I will do it all over again-!

Sebastian, neatly packing the remaining pieces of a kidnapper into a box and marking it Return to Sender: *humming cheerily*

#HAVSJSBAJSNSH PLEASEEEE #I CAN SEE IT #kuroshitsuji #black butler #agni #wolfram gelzer #sebastian michaelis

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

How is Rachel a Chad?

Oh! Right! Several people asked this on the post and then I just kinda forgot lol

The reason is... I am able to perceive. That's it, really. She's just very Chadly. She has this great, Chadtastic, attitude when she rolls up like she's got a handle on the situation. She is a connoisseur of tiddies and not only bagged Vincent, but u kno she keeps his ass in line. Mister "Oh, I'm wearing this maid apron to make a healthy snack for my wife"--shut the fuck up, he's just about that life. He apparently dresses really stylishly because he's worried about her being younger than him so he simps for her. She apparently got pregnant really soon after getting married, too, so you kno she was getting it. She is a loving mom who is CANONICALLY one of the only people who can keep the Phantomhive twins in line. According to Toboso, she's the one who dished out the discipline and u kno they did not misbehave around her. Also she's really pretty and I'm gay so I said so.

Rachel is a Chad.

#yes rachel nation rise up✋ #- previous tag #Kuroshitsuji #black butler #rachel phantomhive #this #you said it

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Just remembering this old thing I wrote, lol

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #ludger #Rudgar #my writing

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Venus in Furs by The Velvet Underground gives me major Marlene and Ludger vibes ahsbshsbhajjsj

#this #black butler #Kuroshitsuji #ludger #rudgar #yes she’s his dom lmao

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Marlene and Ludger are that one couple who radiate fuck vibes when they catch each other’s eye across the room ahshshdhsbsv

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #ludger #Rudgar #my ocs #nsfw-ish #I’m sorry lmaoooo

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Hi! I wanted to throw Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox’s cover of Drunk In Love your way because it has tremendous Marlene/Ludger vibes~

Oh my gosh, I gave it a listen and it actually does!

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #my ocs #ludger #this fits

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Finally published that Lawrence Bluewer fic, lol.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #lawrence bluewer #weston arc

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

I have a feeling Ludger would wear Tom Ford Noir Extreme or Givenchy Gentleman Reserve Privee. I just do, lol.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #ludger #Rudgar #not my perfume obsession again #I’m a woman but I have and wear Noir Extreme a lot

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Watch me write a fic about William fucking Mey-Rin without making it seem like something from a bad bodice-ripper.

Sometimes, I just want to write rarepair fics out of spite to challenge some people’s narrow-minded views lol.

Also, tho I don’t care if anyone likes SebaMey, I personally don’t. So there. ☕️

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sorry lmao #just my opinions

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Why can I imagine a very drunk Grelle blasting La Caprichosa by Ms. Nina in the car and singing along at the top of her lungs?

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #ms nina #grelle sutcliff #can’t get this song out of my head lmaooo #and as someone who can understand Spanish I’d say that the lyrics are defo something I can imagine Grelle singing along to 💀 #they’re nsfw tho lol

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

he snuck into the kitchen one too many times.

I ignored my responsibilities and long WIP list to scribble this out quickly cause when the thought comes you can't just let it die out. also, more Finny.

#potato I’d recognise your art style anywhere #love this #kuroshitsuji #black butler