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Ok I meant to make this days ago but lol @merelyafigment

He’s doing something important

#chico guerra #oz meme #oz hbo #Oz #hbo oz

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When I try to look up Omar white on here and half the content is my own fawking posts 😭😭😭

#oz #hbo oz #oz hbo #omar white #like can someone else get in on this

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BREAKING NEWS @scurvyratt @wawamouse

#oz hbo #oz #hbo oz #much to consider… #maybe I’ll do a live reaction when it comes out #like a typed out post I mean lol

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Ok I swear when the semestie ends I will post both an Oz and sopranos text post meme 🙄🙄🙄

#rats personal #likeeeeeee I’m sick of school #I told my coworker that I run and Oz and sopranos blog #which is awkward bcuz there’s only like 5 Oz blogs so It wouldn’t be hard to find me #not that anyone would search for my blog but lol

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Do you take fanfic asks for Oz?

Awe sorry, unfortunately I don't. But that's because I don't write fanfic. I've never been interested and I feel like I wouldn't be good at it so lol.

Thanks for the ask tho!

#ask #anon ask

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the damn bitch you live like this made me lolololol

My sister's thoughts on the Oz community pool AU

Busmalis would be the one doing something in the grass… like he’s there doing something that he’s not supposed to be doing. Something not pool related, like digging a hole in a sand pit. Maybe there's a bank next door.

Rebadow is doing old people swim exercises in a full wetsuit

O’Reily wears a little white visor and white tank top and red shorts (the uniform) and eats customer hotdogs. Like, he gives you a hotdog with a bite already in it and acts like it just looks like that then when the customers complain, McManus comes over and tells O’Reily not to stop eating the customer hotdogs, but O'Reily just gaslights everyone and says he's not, that there's no way he's out here taking bites of people's hot dogs. It was actually them taking bites of their own hotdogs. Why would he eat their food? They just forgot. McManus doesn't investigate even though he says he will if it happens again.

Keller keeps lying to Beecher and pretending to be first aid certified

Sister’s Miguel x Chico fic (as recorded by me) (her first foray into fanfiction “writing”)

SCENARIO: Everyone is leaving the pool early one day because there’s a summer tornado warning/severe thunderstorm warning and it’s very windy and gray.

SISTER’S WARDROBE NOTES:

Miguel has a dark-gray tshirt, dark, baggy blue-gray drawstring zip up hoodie, grayish-green khaki cargo shorts, “those sturdy flipflops with the canvas straps”. He also has his swim instructor duffel bag stuff.

Chico is wearing red swim trunks, old white (not stark white) ribbed tank top (“I WANNA SEE THEM SHOULDERS”), whistle (essential). I showed her a picture of season 5 Chico and she decided he has short hair and also his goatee as in s5 (“because we want him to be slightly unapproachable-looking like a slightly creepy janitor. A respectable 53% creepy/shabby looking. If he doesn’t have his goatee, the scenario doesn't work because he’ll be too chiseled and just be instantly hit on by all the ladies and that’s not the vibe here”)

STORY:

The locker room is dark, cool, and cement, with overhead, yellowish lights. One of the lights is going to be flickering at the end (but it’s because of the storm, not because we didn’t invest in the lights. We can’t blame McManus for not investing in the fixtures). The locker doors are going to be a military green and the benches are those wooden ones that are drilled into the ground

Miguel is at his locker with the door open. He can see Chico enter the locker room. We ain’t setting up a jump scare here. This is 2700 Kelvin lighting. Sort of yellowish, like a little bit of an intimate glow color. 😛

He’s putting his stuff into his bag from his locker, getting ready to go. Maybe there’s a straggler child and he says goodbye. And then he sees Chico enter and he’s like “oh shit” because there’s like UST between them and Miguel doesn’t want to deal with it and he’s been avoiding him all day. It’s just coming to a boil that summer. (The storm is a metaphor for their relationship… the weight of intense emotions…. REPRESSED)

So Miguel starts to put shit away faster and he ends up like dropping his deodorant or whatever. It skitters across the floor, taking him further back into the locker room aisle. By that time, Chico has arrived to where he is.

There’s tension as Miguel goes back to packing his stuff up and ignoring Chico, who can’t take the silent treatment anymore. He demands to know why Miguel won’t talk to him but Miguel won’t give him a straight answer, either. He’s just trying to get out before the storm, dude.

When Miguel tries to shove by and leave, Chico grabs his arm and reels him around. Slam! Miguel’s back hits the locker.😳 Miguel drops his stuff and he’s confused but also a little seduced. WIDE EYES, darting back and forth. He’s sort of excited because he knows where this is going, and he wants it to happen deep down. Like, if Chico wasn’t persistent, Miguel wouldn’t do shit about it, either, so he’s glad Chico’s the one making the moves. He was hoping for it 👀

He sort of slumps down a bit, right, because he got slammed against the locker. And Chico sort of kabedons him with his elbow. Not casual, though. Full on locked in. Faces inches apart. One of Chico’s hands is, like, on Miguel’s waist, half catching him after he sort of slipped down against the locker. They're breathing on each other all turned on but pretending not to be while they have, like, a whispered-growled conversation 😗; “You’ve been avoiding me”; “no I’m not”; Etc.

Chico says some kind of accusatory stuff but at the same time he’s saying some persuasive stuff because he’s trying to get Miguel to respond to him. But as soon as Chico says something too forward like “we have something... I know you feel it, too”, Miguel pushes him aside in wordless denial and scoops up his duffel. He starts to head out and Chico like calls something after him, like something inflammatory or triggering—basically blasting Miguel with a truth bomb. He's like “don’t run from this”.

Miguel sort of looks back and his leg hits a corner of a bench as he’s fast walking out of there. He stumbles. Chico, who’s already racing to keep up, end ups colliding against him. They both go down. Chico grabs Miguel instinctively and he sort of falls sideways and ends up cushioning the fall for Miguel, who startles out of his own disorientation at the sound of a pained groan beside him. Their arms are slightly around each other on the ground and Chico looks over smiling after a moment because this is STUPID. And there’s all this sexual tension and Miguel finally can't take it anymore. There's like a huge thunderclap outside and the lights flicker and he leans over and they KISS….. They start to kiss.....

And then someone walks into the locker room and they scramble apart!! It’s McManus, checking to make sure everyone’s leaving. Chico stands slightly behind Miguel, who’s the one who ends up talking to McManus. He's all straight faced like the responsible swim teacher he is, like “yeah, sure, we’ll make sure to get home safely” or whatever sassy way he wants to say it. Meanwhile, Chico’s just been staring at Miguel the whole time with those lovey dovey eyes like... His eyes are glistening, full of love and adoration. They’re still like that when Miguel looks over, seeing all of Chico’s love for the first time. Letting himself see it. And he’s like “damn, I am going home with this man” because Chico’s eyes are just like that kind of enveloping comfort, you know. He sees the rice being thrown at the wedding, or whatever Catholics do. All those potential firsts. He's going way overboard with it, like in the show when he gets convinced of things. He loses his whole mind. He sees his whole future in Chico’s big beautiful eyes. The lazy one, too. Miguel's like wow....

So, then they go to the place of whoever lives closer. It's Kiss, McManus interrupts, they're alone again. They sort of hold hands but also a little like no homo. Their pinky fingers touch in the locker room and then, if this was a movie, there would be a knowing little smile between them.

SMASH CUT TO… Well, actually, they’d go to Chico’s place and Miguel would be like “damn babygorl, you live like this?”. There’s like bare walls or whatever. It looks like shit. Chico’s like “shut up” because they’re here to do one thing and it starts with F. But they still gotta pick a fight or whatever because that's who they are. Then they start slamming each other into walls, just ripping off clothes. You know how it is. Then they fade to black. Fade up from black, they’re both in bed aggressively smoking so we know what happened 😏🚬 [Aggressive smoking motions] And there’s some sort of afterglow macho banter about how that sucked (even though they both liked it a lot). The main thing is that it was Miguel’s first time with a guy or whatever and he’s still got his pride so he’s acting all like "Psh, I don't care" and he’s like “Next time I’m going to be on top, show you how it's done” and Chico’s all like [aggressive smoking motions pause] but eventually he caves because he’ll do any for Miguel, really. Also Miguel said 'next time', so you know it's so on with them.

Fin~~

#oz #oz hbo #hbo oz #okay her fanfic was so funny #but also she needs to put the yaoi seme x uke manga downnnnnnnn😭😭😭

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Oz Characters Vs A Vending Machine

Just a goofy one… tell me it’s not true tho😅

#Oz #hbo oz #Oz hbo #Peter would call one of his mob goons who just so happens to own the vending machine to open it up #and he’d like kick the shit out of him for daring to deny him his snack

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Oz textposts (34/?)

#oz hbo #oz meme #hbo oz #chico guerra #jose torres #vern schillinger #miguel alvarez #chris keller #agamemnon busmalis #the schillinger one😭😭😭 #the way that like canonically happens several times lololol #the Chico drugs one 😭😭 #made me lol irl #the juxtaposition of Shirley and the Jesus images #Chris one so real

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I’m not dead yall… just working a ton bcuz I am broke as fawkkkkk 😫😫😫😫

#I need the semester to end NEOWWWWW as well #I’m prob gonna get a second job this summer too😭 #someone play the worlds smallest violin

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"this image by hassan ghaedi received first place in the remarkable artwork in documentary & photojournalism category at the 2020 siena intl photo awards.

context: a mother returns to her destroyed home in homs, syria, after four years of war in her town, to find her child's toy car"

#syria #free syria #syrian civil war

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Oz Favorite Moments ⟶ 6x07 "Junkyard Dawgs"

#oz hbo #hbo oz #agamemnon busmalis #busmalis you will always be famous #I love how they all know each others business lol #they’re worse than old ladies

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being a breaking bad fan with media literacy is harder than anything that fuckass bald man did

#brba #bcs #no like why r ppl so stupid😭

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love shipping old dudes that hate each other. if no one else is shipping old dudes who hate each other, its me.

#real

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If I had to share a pod with Chris and Tobias

#Oz #hbo oz #oz hbo #oz meme #chris keller #tobias beecher

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Oz Favorite Moments → 5x03 "Dream a Little Dream of Me"

#oz hbo #hbo oz #kareem said #omar white #ajwoejejeksk #if I were to make an Oz lines out of context compilation #I would include this scene lol

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Oz 5x03 ⟶ "Dream a Little Dream of Me"

#oz hbo #hbo oz #omar white #kareem said #lowkey Said looks like he wants to give Omar a smooch….

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I’m somewhat of a sopranos philosopher

#the sopranos #tony soprano #Carmela soprano #I think he would still try to eat baked ziti and he would be really fat