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sassy-assassin · 1 month
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sassy-assassin · 3 months
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After that , the screams of leviathan and mammon were heard , both were never seen again .m(_ _)m
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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Removed the top of my desk for cleaning. Cat did not understand 
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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dark hannibal show me the—
wait never mind dark hannibal is just regular hannibal
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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I almost forgot how few fucks the Ouran manga gives
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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incredibly fucked up you can put off things for “tomorrow” and then. and then tomorrow comes
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FUCK everything else. Bird sugar dish.
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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i think sex repulsed aces and sex favorable aces should hold hands in solidarity and skip through a field together. or any other activity really, it's more about the solidarity. reblog to just fuckin hang out.
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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this is how every person on this site talks about fictional men
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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Need people to understand that if I’m online all day and do not respond to messages it’s because I need a day to not be a person and instead be one of those undiscovered species of slugs and that has lived in a cave for 1000 years and never seen sunlight and survives by eating moss
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sassy-assassin · 4 months
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The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor
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