simple tips to gain my friendship
have a dog
show me pictures of your dog
invite me over to pet your dog
be a dog
dog
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The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via agentdarcy)
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me: oh wow i'm behind on so many shows
me: time to start a new one
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I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via mcmexican)
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everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
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Things I like:
when people use my name in conversation.
when people say “this reminded me of you!”
when people remember little things i say/do.
when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them.
when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look.
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