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sundrop energy balls

this is why you gotta kill Corpus mine ospreys first because otherwise they come into your inbox like this and you gotta 🔫💥💥💥

#the cube clicks #warframe #anonymous #answered

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if aromantic people get involved in the bouquet toss during a wedding do they get to pass it like a volleyball or are they supposed to just sit out cos the former sounds infinitely more fun

#if you re aroace and a hater you get to spike that shit /j #queer #aromantic #the cube clicks

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so basically, a lotta ppl online like to posture. they want to be badass, cool, the edgy kid - they call themselves things like "freak" or "fagdyke gendertrash scum" etc. and thats fine on its own, im not opposed to edge. BUT. theres a lot of ppl online who want to talk that talk but not walk that walk, and when a trans woman online does something that wouldnt fly in a conservative midwestern town in the USA, they wanna throw her under the bus as fast as they can. because her walking the walk does actually scare them, because theyre just posturing. theyre something worse than edgy: theyre Posers.

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Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.

Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.

#good omens #source material #i aint EVER crackin a bible open

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Violent need to share cool power/combat ideas I have for the Vees vs my conviction it is best shown through art instead of writing..

FIGHT

#the cube clicks #SIGHHH

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no longer travelling as much, less chances to talk about how we are being sent to eeby deeby. Got eclipsed a little by Superhell (wherever the SPN guy got sent to)

I miss 'eeby deeby', I never see it anymore, even though it was released in the same tumblr language dlc as 'blorbo', scrunglo' and 'glup shitto'

what happened to my girl eeby deeby?

#tumblr

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

#out of my blorbos this ranges from soundwave to bondrewd made in abyss LMAO

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Writing in my head; Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and witty dialogue.

Writing on my page: They did a thing and said some stuff. There was snark.

#most of the time i want to remove the snark but unfortunately all my writing habits were learnt as a teen #which is the prime time when everything you learn from IS snarky cos thats how you get teens attention #and you were a simple fish #nibble nibble and all that

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#SLAY THEM?? Girlie you are not Fiona Shrek #2024

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The only thing that could possibly make him even consider it is if other sinners getting redeemed puts his mom in danger (they were slighted or hurt by him and want to take out their anger in revenge). Then comes the desperation of a quick ride upstairs but, all this time he's been digging his particular hole the deepest out of everyone

Can you explain what's the deal with Val's mother rosary?

OOOHHHH SURE I'm actually dying to do this since it was not possible to do in text!

(For the record, anon refers to this fic of mine but tl;dr when Valentino spawned in Hell he was holding his mother's rosary. He threw it away multiple times but it keeps reappearing.)

Basically, like Val said, his mother prayed a lot for him. She didn't want him to turn out like her abusive husband, so she prayed that he'd somehow avoid following the seemingly inevitable path of evil (she pretty much knew there was a slim chance he wouldn't get recruited by the cartel). But it didn't work. She was killed too early to even try raising him to be a better man. However, even in heaven, she kept praying, hoping to grant him some saving grace for all the awful things he was doing. But it wasn't enough. Val never even tried to redeem himself, and after death, he ended up in hell.

Okay, so here's where my Catholic upbringing kicks in: there's this belief that prayers can help souls in purgatory get to heaven. And while I might not be the most religious person, I'm a sucker for themes of maternal love and angst. So, the rosary becomes a tangible symbol of Val's mother's faith, powered by divine magic. Val himself has no clue about it, but it's essentially his ticket to heaven. Not a free pass, mind you, but a sign that his otherwise irredeemable acts could be forgiven if he changes his ways, because his mother spent her life, and even afterlife, fighting for his soul. It's more of a reward for her than for him. And that's the tragic part: Valentino will never seize this opportunity. I mean, there's no instruction manual attached, so he doesn't really know what the rosary is supposed to do. But every time he holds it, he recalls what his mother wanted for him and how much she cared. Deep down, he gets what he's expected to do, but unaware of the potential reward, he rejects the chance every single time. Because he's truly twisted, irredeemable, always opting for evil if it benefits him. And I like making myself sad with the idea that there's still someone having so much faith in him.

#love when quote unquote evil characters have to reckon with the fact that all their time and energy and efforts were put into something that #made their situation worse while working towards their own benefit #it ouchies in the best way lesgooooo #hazbin hotel #valentino

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silly guy

#vox #fanart #hazbin hotel

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twilight sparkle learns about pony 911!!!

#mlp: fim #fanart #videos #twilight sparkle #yea.

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Velvette: I wish I could set myself on fire right now after what you just said but I have a show to put on, MELISSA GET OVER HER-

A show about the Vees would be just like Golden Girls but in Hell and problematic/toxic instead of wholesome.

I would love to see Velvette explaining modern day lingo to the others though.

Velvette: "Okay boomers"

Vox and Val: Ò.ó?

Velvette: "shit, totally forgot the TV head is a fossil. Not you tho, tino."

Val is so cunty and chic that everyone forgets how fucking old he is until he says something sooooo boomer coded like make the most unfunny "wife bad" joke or say that something is groovy sksksk

#poor vees employees as usual 😔 #hazbin hotel #valentino #velvette #vox

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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

#and they re trying to teach students about how whistleblowing INTERNALLY is the right move in schools. sure jan. #2024

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Velvette: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Valentino: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Vox, deer!" Velvette: ...And what did Vox do? Valentino: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

#all three of them are texting drivers we already know this #hazbin hotel #valentino #vox #velvette #fanart #staticmoth

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#protea prime #euleria entrati #warframe #fanart #lmao

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Something happened. Part 1.

I really like this one It's a little bit personal for me.

#oh bad vision homies have entered the chat LMAO #hazbin hotel #valentino #vox #fanart #staticmoth