mr barton... i think you and i are from different universes. peter and are not one in the same
ned and peter trying to figure out what species of spider gave peter his enhancements and they find out theres a species of spider that walks on water
peter who doesn’t know how to swim and nearly drowned trying to explain to may and tony why he threw himself into a river
“listen— i could’ve been the spider version of jesus are you following?—ned tell them—”
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Do you know any Tumblr villains? I wanna follow them.
tumblr... villains? what?
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uh
Have you been to Gotham yet???
BATMANLAND??? buddy i am not in that universe
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Have you been to Gotham yet???
BATMANLAND??? buddy i am not in that universe
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how many times have you swung into a pole?? i swear ive seen a "spider-man swinging into poles compilation" on yt
uhm none idk what you're talking about
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are you cis too??
ew don't use that word in my presence
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vigilante would have to be daredevil!!! though jessica jones comes close second!!!
superhero would have to be... uhhh definitely not iron man cause thats like the worst one... so probably mr. thor!!! he's so cool!!!!! or ms. romanoff!!!! she's terrifying and we're spider-bros <3
If you could make any other vigilante spontaneously disappear who would it be?
vigilante or superhero? two different things
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If you could make any other vigilante spontaneously disappear who would it be?
vigilante or superhero? two different things
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Do you know Daredevil?
OF COURSE!!!
we're besties. team red for life bb 🤞
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well that's totally not suspicious. of course ill follow you
follow me mf
that's not suspicious at all. sure where to
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well that's totally not suspicious. of course ill follow you
follow me mf
that's not suspicious at all. sure where to
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follow me mf
that's not suspicious at all. sure where to
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My little cousin wants to know if your scared of spiders
YES I AM. hate those guys. terrible, horrible creatures
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