I have connected the dots
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Cookin up the damn
spam and rice on Saturday
We finna get lit
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rewatching v for vendetta and i forget that this movie was instrumental in my sapiosexual awakening,,,good heavens
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They got the Ruby Rhod interview from The Fifth Element on Spotify and you BET YOUR ENTIRE ASS I'm slaying that shit like a camp gay black man right now (I love Chris TUCKER, he's fucking hilarious). Man, I need to watch that movie again dammit
(chris tucker not chris rock i.. i get my chrises mixed up)
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my Tea is lukewarm but at least I am Having It :)
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My knee hurts. Very interesting....
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Whenever I buy something heavy from the farm supply store, the cashier carries it all the way to my car, which is very nice of him and I don't mind since he's a strapping young man, but sometimes he's busy with other customers and the co-owner of the store will come out to carry the thing for me. And she's an incredibly petite fifty-something woman so it just feels wrong. I'm a short person but I'm significantly taller than her and also younger, and every time I'll desperately trot behind her insisting that she let me carry, say, the 20kg bag of chicken feed I just bought and she adamantly refuses and just goes "no problem"
I'm in awe of her. I once bought a pile of 2-metre solid chestnut fence posts that are so heavy and cumbersome I can only carry 2 or 3 at a time and she just scooped up the whole lot, threw it over her shoulder and strode away. I was fully expecting her to fall backwards on account of the laws of physics but no...?? And the tall quince tree I bought last year was no problem either
This week I saw a flyer in town advertising a cattle fair to be held in the field behind the farm store and I am reasonably certain of what would happen if I went and bought one of these animals
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Peak Vulcan music.
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> walks past guy wearing keffiyeh
> walks past guy wearing yarmulke
> they鈥檙e both excessively hot
> wtf.png
> I buy candy in the store
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Man, why's it so hard to do anything government-related in Texas? I mean, I bet it's the same for nearly any state, but wow. I was looking at the name-change process, and it's intimidating.
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I love seeing older/elderly people in the library. I just saw an older gentleman unload like 4 books off the cryptography shelves to sit down and read at a desk. You go, sir.
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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.
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New rule don鈥檛 keep a man who鈥檚 gonna make you feel like shit for wanting y鈥檃ll鈥檚 wedding day to be special, even if that means it costs a little extra. doesn鈥檛 mean make unwise financial decisions. It means you should definitely splurge a little. It means you should deliberately save up to make it a special day.
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Beatrice was foreshadowing anon culture by reciting that 'hey, nonny, nonny' thing i bet you 1 million rubles
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