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Favorite quotes of mine from c.ai
1.homophobic ai: *says something*
Me: *pulls pride flag out of bag* oh no! I'm a Satanist!
2.Me: *apologies for being rude*
Girl: you need to be nicer to girls
Me: I already said sorry? What else do you want? A fucking parade?
3.mom: I had my suspicions (about me being gay) I mean...you dress kinda feminine
Me: *flicks wrist* bitch dressing feminine is fun.
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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
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Bothering the beast
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Kissing Booboos
Nico: OW!
Will: What happened?
Nico: Paper cut
Will: Aw, here *kisses his finger and it heals*
Nico: Why'd you do that?
Will: Well, kissing booboos can help make it feel better
Nico:
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Nico: Valdez. I need you to punch me in the mouth
Leo:
Nico:
Leo: Finally!
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD鈥橲 LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN鈥橳 BREATHE
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Nico: The Ocean is a soup.
Percy:
Percy: Do elaborate.
Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Nico: *Tilts head*
Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.
Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Open tags ig
Challenge >:3
using this picrew make it look like you :D
no magical color eyes
Make it look as much like you as possible
you can do whatever with the background and stuff tho
Tagging: @ranboothesillyartist @raccoon-in-a-dumpster @i-ate-your-children @anonymouscringe @spideygal @seagull-dustin @sotogalmo @maecraft @i-like-cats-and-stars36 @ascendeddd @astertheabbs
@deadpuppetboi @connectionterminated13
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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.
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Don't stop talking about Palestine 馃嚨馃嚫
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<3
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A normal conversation between me and my crush
me: you keep looking at me like that and you'll burn a hole through my clothes
Crush: *blushes*
Me: anyway, *clears throat* WAKE UP AT ELEVEN THIRTY,FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SHIT. ALL MY CLOTHES ARE DIRTY SO I SMELL LIKE A BAG OF SHIT-
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FORCED CONVERSIONS OF PAKISTANI HINDU GIRLS!!!!
!!PLEASE SHARE THIS!!
Hindumisia is normalised in my country and Hindu minor girls are r*ped, forcefully converted and married to men who are as old as their fathers. I鈥檝e never seen anyone on tumblr speaking about this. Please help spread awareness!
Source: HinduSamata
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rb to make tea for the person u reblogged this from
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Cherri bomb drawing
Based on this screenshot:
Oh plus a cuphead sticker
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