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Morgan: can I have some sunscreen?

Reid: you can't get burnt from a bonfire

Morgan: it's for my marshmello you idiot

#derek morgan #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Emily: dude I don't think your ready for this

Emily: this is some pretty heavy shit

Emily: *proceeds to blast Harvest Moon by Neil Young*

#Emily Prentiss #Criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes #Sorry I've been gone for so long

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Spencer: Something went wrong in the laboratory when they made me, bestie

#spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Hotch (about Spencer): He has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces

#aaron hotchner #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Emily: I think I am going to devote my summer to making my cat an internet celebrity

#emily prentiss #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Emily: I'm telling you Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail - boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

Morgan: She makes a strong case

#emily prentiss #derek morgan #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Gideon: You are, without a doubt, the worst agent I've ever heard of

Emily: But you have heard of me

#jason gideon #emily prentiss #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Morgan: He died of natural causes

Hotch: You pushed him off a roof?!?

Morgan: Gravity is natural

#derek morgan #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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JJ, about Emily: My girlfriend can kick your ass!

JJ: In fact. She can kick anyone’s ass!

JJ: Even my ass.

JJ: And she has, many times.

JJ: It was hot.

#emily prentiss #jenifer jareau #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Spencer: Okay, maybe playing "Whose Family is the Most Dysfunctional" wasn't the best idea we've had. Hotch's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. Even Rossi can't get him out...

#spencer reid #david rossi #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Store Worker: Would an Agent Hotchner please come to the front desk?

Hotch: *arriving at the front desk* Yeah?

Store Worker: *pointing at Morgan and Emily* I believe they belong to you?

Morgan and Emily: *simultaneously* We got lost.

Hotch: I didn't even bring you with me.

#aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #derek morgan #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Emily: You are starting to forget your Italian. You do not practice.

Rossi: Mi dispiace. Sono incinta.

Emily: You just told me that you are pregnant.

Garcia: Oh my god, congratulations.

#david rossi #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Emily and Morgan on the phone: Can we have $2500?

Hotch: Why the hell do you need $2500?

Emily and Morgan: For an escape room.

Hotch: What kind of escape room costs $2500?

Emily and Morgan: Jail.

Hotch: *hangs up*

#derek morgan #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Rossi: Remember how I said I was going to have a nice night out for once?

Hotch: Yes

Rossi: Well- I'm in jail

Hotch: *hangs up*

#aaron hotchner #david rossi #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Hotch: Emily hasn't stopped staring at the window since the storm started

Hotch: I suppose I should let her in

#aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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I fucking adore this with all my heart

Recently I've been having that show The Circle on in the background, and I couldn't get the idea out of my head of a bunch of people catfishing as the same famous person. So did it with DC cast. I was thinking the Justice League get caught up with Mr. Mxyzaptlk whos a fan of the show and are forced to play it.

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Random stranger, flirting with Spencer: Did it hurt?

Spencer: What?

Random stranger: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Morgan, sliding and arm protectively around Spencer: It didn't because I was there to catch him.

#derek morgan #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes