Omerta, if I may ask, how did you get that scar on your eye? I also wanted to note that both your and Capo's suits look absolutely illustrious. Also, Capo, may I be permitted to shower you with compliments.....?
* thanks robin. mineâs a gift from the don and capo picks his own. my broâs great nâ all but heâs a bit of a primadonna
* as for the scars⊠mine are from the lack of green magic nâ proper treatment. years of nothinâ but fightinâ for LOVE, robin. just accumulated i guess
* âŠthe fighting too
* but the right one over my socket âs from that devil cat capo used to own. fucker caught me durinâ one of my breaks back in the underground
* you have no idea how much i just wanted to off the furbag
* but capo loves the little shit so canât say nothinâ too bad about it. i didnât really treat it all that great so i expected nothinâ but the same back. it at least gave my bro the comfort i couldnât back then
* anyways, thanks for askinâ itâs always a pleasure answerinâ my lovely lilâ songbirds
* SHOWER ME, HUMAN.
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Hi heya how ya doin? ((To the mun: your stuff is great and you're amazing please never change!)) And to OmertĂ : hey, are you a gun? Cause i'd like to cock your hammer and see if you bang~
* heh. if ya help me cock, why not go the full experience and help me varnish?
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Capo is great but I kind of wonder if Omerta is just as great?
* nope
* itâs impossible. no oneâs greater than my bro
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*runs to go buy some garters and a dress with a long slit up the side* ILL BE BACK
* iâll be waitinâ robin~
* HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE! PLEASE KEEP PRIVATE INFORMATION SUCH AS THAT TO YOURSELF!
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heyo!! i have a nice thing for you! *lightly coughs* ready! here we go! ⏠Be a man. We must be swift as the coursing river. Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon. Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moonâ© âȘ â«
* BE A MAN~!
* YOURÂ âTHINGâ PLEASES ME.
* B-BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THE SONG OR THE MOVIE ASSOCIATED WITH IT! IT JUST HAS A NICE MELODY AND IS A VERY ENCOURAGING SONG ABOUT OBTAINING POWER TO BEND THE FORCES OF NATURE TO YOUR WILL!
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hey omerta what the best and worst part of your job?
* too many to count robin. good and bad. but lemme tell ya a story.
* so a while back heard a lilâ rumour. oneâa ma underlings told me that don vanto, a boss of a neutral smugglinâ family, had been visitinâ my turf. âparently he was tryinâ to get a night with one of my canaries. nothinâ new.
* but thatâs where my sweet lilâ nightingale comes in. sweet one she is. has enough love for da world but a hell-raiser. take no shit from anyone - even me.
* anyways, heard that he grabbed her when she rejected his scrawny, lady disrespectinâ mug. left a mark too.
* left red on her skin⊠looked like it was burned.
* so i visited his ring, his life and blood... the only leverage he had keeping himself safe from underworldâs maws... and mine.
*Â heh. he got no leverage anymore.
* i left a mark of my own. red and burninâ!!!
* so that was a good day.Â
* the bad was... the... aftermath...
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* my red hot di-
* SANS DO NOT BE LEWD!!!
* -ablo grande chili pepper. what? i only meant tâsay my âred hot diablo grande chili pepperâ. nothinâ lewd âbout some red hot chili peppers capo. got âem delivered just this morning
* ya werenât thinkinâ âbout somethinâ else, riiighttt? something... i dunno... perhaps... inappropriate?
* ...
* hm? what was that, bro?
* âđđđ âââ đ§ââ đ§đŹ
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Oh my! It must be a family trait, because you and your brother OmertĂĄ are both quite handsome! The suits just sweeten things that much more.
* aw thanks robin. though i doubt iâll be as sweet as ya
* patella the truth, suits were never quite my fancy. only really started wearinâ âem after people kept mistakinâ me as thatâŠ
* ...mustard-guzzling bastard.
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so omerta how's it going?
* hiding from the dear olâ don. he ainât exactly ecstatic to see me right now
* I REPEATEDLY TOLD YOU THAT YOUR âMETHOD OF PERSUASIONâ WAS DOOMED TO BACKFIRE. REAP WHAT YOU SOW, IDIOT.
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Heyo! OmertĂ , you're like REALLY Handsome!! Gotta hand it to ya!! Get any hotter and you'll wrist your fans fainting from blood loss. Heh.
* welp guess you guys canât help but fall for me, eh? donât worry robin, iâll catch ya whereva ya areÂ
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Your beautiful. Did you know that ? đ
* WHY STATE THE OBVIOUS? OF COURSE, I AM!
* think lilâ robin âs talkinâ âbout me
* âŠTHIS IS NO TIME FOR FOR JOKES. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE OF THE âCHIVALROUS PERVERTâ. NOT 'THE BEAUTY'. I HAVE THE OFFICIAL DATING E-HANDBOOK RIGHT HERE.
* ??? w-what do you think i do durinâ my free time???
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Yoii!! Omerta do u kno how to get into yer bros metaphorical heart?
* ainât my place to mess with my broâŠ
* itâs my job
* k. real serious. step 1. git on some garters. step 2. shake them booty till you see âis bones burn. step 3. ???. step 4. profit.
* aw jeez. truth be told, just be gentle with 'im. âspite what he says heâs much less shallow than the other fell-divergents - a saint by comparison
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hI omerta! um what universe are you from? Sorry if someone already asked this ;;;-;;;
* parallel universes nâ shit is a fuckinâ mess to explain butâŠ
* originally, weâre known as âunderfellâ but now we diverged into a âfell-verseâ as apparently a single fuckinâ thing can form a new branch in the space-time continuum bullshit
* labellinâ alternate universes is a pain, robin
* so, here in the midst of dust and blood lies mobfell. we ainât yer 1920s-guns-a-swinginâ-prohibition-nâ-them-fine-lookinâ-flappers mobfell though. Ainât no johnny-oâs gonna rat us out cause weâve got no chasers
* what can I say? mercy ainât a common thing âround here. gotten a lot better though with that little canary of ours
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Hi! When is your brother going to come and talk? If u don t mind me asking?
* I HAVE GOTTEN NUMEROUS REQUESTS REGARDING MY BROTHERâS APPEARANCE.
* AND ALTHOUGH I USUALLY DO NOT BOTHER WITH SUCH TRIFLES I, THE EVER HONOURABLE PAPYRUS, HAS DELIVERED!
* ask nâ you shall receive. heard youâve been askinâ for me, lilâ robin
* the olâ don been askinâ âbout this here operation nâ i finally got his mug outta my business
* heh. meaning, i can hear your songs now. câmon robin, sing me a lilâ tune~
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Tra la, hello~ Capo, what is your favorite color? How has your boss been treating you? ((And how is the mun doing? I hope your day/night/whichever goes well~ :3))
* I DO NOT HAVE A FAVOURITE. AND REGARDLESS OF HOW MY DON TREATS ME, I AM LOYAL TO HIM.
* âŠBUT YES, HE DOES.
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hi
* YES?
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Happy new year, Capo! My year isnât going so great. I managed to get myself a car before the end of last year, only to have some woman hit me not two weeks after. The damage is minimal, but it was still upsetting.
* MY APOLOGIES FOR RESPONDING SO LATE. HOPEFULLY, YOU ARE SAFE AND HAVE MINIMAL DAMAGE, OR POSSIBLYÂ NONE, ON YOUR BODY.
* MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR INSURANCE AND TAKE PICTURES OF THE CRASH. THE COMPANY WILL MOSTLY TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING AFTERWORDS.
* I WISH TO SPARE SOME OF MY FORTUNES ON MY ADMIRES HOWEVER I HAVE BEEN TOLD COUNTLESS TIMES BY OMERTA THAT OUR CURRENCY DOES NOT ALIGN WITH YOURS.
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