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The first year on Tumblr is so funny because you're randomly scrolling through your explore page and then you see something random trending like people stabbing salads or booping others and than you have to figure out what tf Ramen noodles have to do with may. It's always funny figuring out these holidays. Anyways, it's gonna be May

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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This is… oddly beautiful.

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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dash did a thing and it was the most tumblr exchange ever

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#...I think it's just that man #funny

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ah the beautiful experience of culture shock.

that odd feeling between "oh my gosh it was you!" and "wait you're real?" or even "oh dear, I'm so sorry." when I find Christians who act like the negative stereotypes I and my peers would get accused of that I thought were just straw-men until then.

it's just weird finally seeing a group or person after their essence was used as an argument against what you believe or an insult against you.

#I didn't take any offense lol don't worry

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#bestie i have VERY BAD news for you

oh dear am I one? 😂

that odd feeling between "oh my gosh it was you!" and "wait you're real?" or even "oh dear, I'm so sorry." when I find Christians who act like the negative stereotypes I and my peers would get accused of that I thought were just straw-men until then.

it's just weird finally seeing a group or person after their essence was used as an argument against what you believe or an insult against you.

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People get mad that Christians find Christian messages in secular work and I'm just like... if you didn't want us associating the story with the truth, you shouldn't have made the message so true.

#funny

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hey can we uhhhhhhhhh get rid of boob armor?

and i mean in every fictional setting like fantasy, scifi, etc but here are two prime examples:

these are both………… pretty weird. i get that wonder woman’s outfit has been the same since 1941 but she still serves as a good example, and idek what’s going on with valkyrie. a lot of people praise this for being “feminine but functional” but this still means there’s some armor smith out there carefully molding breastplates to fit each individual boob (as per that one tumblr post going around that i don’t have the link to).

here’s an example of real life armor on women:

there you go. some real women wearing real armor made for real combat situations. now listen, i’ve worn this and yeah—– this shit’s functional. and no, it doesn’t squish your boobs in, no matter what you’re doing. it actually fits quite snugly despite how it looks. see how no effort was made to have individual boobs poke through? that’s because that shit ain’t necessary. in fact the breast molding would be pretty terrible for your rib cage but i’m sure you’ve all seen that post.

at least star wars got this one right:

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that odd feeling between "oh my gosh it was you!" and "wait you're real?" or even "oh dear, I'm so sorry." when I find Christians who act like the negative stereotypes I and my peers would get accused of that I thought were just straw-men until then.

it's just weird finally seeing a group or person after their essence was used as an argument against what you believe or an insult against you.

#apparently there are denominations that forbid dancing? #like for real?? #you're telling me footloose is real??? #not just an allegory/caricature for something else the writers had a problem with? #WHAT??? #and there are actually Christians who think it's wrong to use evidence for your faith? #...which is something I thought online atheists claimed because they didn't understand the concept of faith #but nah it's real somehow? #like........ #wut

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

#and now it has proper meter too! #nice #funny

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“The choice has always been yours PIXAL, and I for one, like seeing you like this.”

#my blorbo #they're so dang cute aaaaaah #they've got such good chemistry #robots in love