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"Average person eats a pound of spiders in their sleep in a lifetime" is actually a statistical error. Brass Sparrow, who has consumed two full grown spider women--

#my sona #there is lore here somewhere #writers on tumblr #my ocs

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do you ever draw something SOOO self indulgent and dirty u just have to take a moment and be like

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honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

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Goofy aaah monty python skit adjusted with transformers names

Erector is a real canon transformers, this franchise keeps on giving

#transformers #*loud wheezing*

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This blog is a safe space.

Nazis, TERFs, pedophiles, bigots, Tr*mp supporters, Islamophobes, exclusionists, queerphobes, and anyone who can’t reblog this post, etc, do not interact. I will block you.

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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: LEGO Monkie Kid, The Owl House (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Long Xiaojiao | Mei & Qi Xiaotian | MK, Tang/Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Long Xiaojiao | Mei & Qi Xiaotian | MK & Sha Wujing | Sandy & Zhu Bajie | Pigsy & Tang, Shashou Zhu | Huntsman/Sha Wujing | Sandy, Qi Xiaotian | MK/Red Son, Qi Xiaotian | MK & Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque & Qi Xiaotian | MK, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Sun Wukong | Monkey King

MK and Mei needed an escape. Surely this random portal would work? And escape they did. And as a bonus, the people looking after them were pretty cool too!

But they have stumbled both into a land that they aren't familiar with and a plot to-- well, they're not exactly sure yet.

All they know is that Empress Bone Demon is bad news.

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An AU where MK is Luz, Mei is Willow, and the Demon Realm truely lives up to it's name.

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I did it hoes. I got it written. It finally exists.

#frozen isles au #lego monkie kid #writers on tumblr #fanfic

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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Me, watching ROTB: *sees Noah and Mirage*

Me: *war flashbacks to June Darby*

#one of us one of us #transformers #rotb #transformers rise of the beasts #mirage #noah diaz #june darby #i love this car and and his boy #they are so important to me

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oh to be hit on by an alien robot car.

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I have found the comfort fic

I cant find my comfort fic post that I liked a millenia ago and Im fucking pissed

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I cant find my comfort fic post that I liked a millenia ago and Im fucking pissed

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#transformers fanart #maccadam #optimus prime #motormaster #hook #autobots #stunticons #constructicons #decepticons #transformers fan continuity #two trucks

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Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

#t boy swag