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America needs massive police reform. The police go to a peaceful protest and start arresting people that have done nothing wrong

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GAHHHH DUDE IM BAWLINGGGG

"We've been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty"

"Excuse me? I don't have a car."

"Come off it mr Dent, it's in the records that you are in ownership of a certain Ford Prefect."

Arthur spits his tea out

"Pardon??"

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One of the worst things in this world is shoe shopping.

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You sick bastard /lh

My dad just watched the conjuring with me and immediately left so I'm alone now

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Well - I was trying to be scary but ig cool ur dads back

My dad just watched the conjuring with me and immediately left so I'm alone now

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NO BRO YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME AT ALL ALSO HAPPY SLIGHTLY BELATED LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK

I want to thank you for always liking my posts, it means a lot and you are very appreciated. 🪱 ❤️

//DUDE IM SO SORRY IF IM BOTHERING YOU LMAO I JUST HAVE 585584874 PPL ON NOTIFS

#the evester strikes again #ask #lesbian visibility week #lesbian

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#far left #love the tie bro

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I’m so comfy guys

I found a cozy robe that I forgot existed

It’s my whole personality now

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I found a cozy robe that I forgot existed

It’s my whole personality now

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Are you?

My dad just watched the conjuring with me and immediately left so I'm alone now

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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greta van fleets music is written with a passion i thought only a lesbian could possess

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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all human emotions can be found either in the mamma mia soundtrack or the hozier album