You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
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dni if u hate horror movies, ur favorite fruit is strawberry, u only own black clothes, don't listen to pop music, don't drink water, favorite color is orange, allergic to dogs/cats, have never swallowed gum (accidentally or not), natural blondes, have blue eyes but convinced they're grey, u own more than 2 pairs of doc martens, if u think harry styles is the sexiest man alive, matcha haters
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every time someone points out that i speak very monotone im like im sorry i will never be your anime girlfriend i will never homph when eating bread i will never kyaa when the wind blows ill never be her why even fucking try
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remember when samsung put out an eight hundred dollar phone that could explode in your pocket at any moment we need to bring that shit back
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Expectation: I can鈥檛 wait for the weekend! I鈥檓 gonna get so much work done!
Reality:聽
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