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it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

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“I do not need someone to complete me. But if you wanted to, we could walk next to each other into whatever is coming next.”

— Meghan Lynn

#words

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As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

#omfg

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

#cats #omfg

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ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

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compare yourself only to your previous self

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who’s ready for a bad post

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#pokemon #sun and moon #hau #raichu

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headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

#spider-man

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#cats

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The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

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and it will now ache during storms from today until infinity

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me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

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#dogs

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What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

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abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now