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Nap ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ time :)

im great ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽👍

#done for today #final exams #finals week

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if my exams don’t cook me the sun surely will

#it’s too fucking hot outside #just one more exam tomorrow then I’m finished #till next fall #fuck

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ʅ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ʃ final exam ough part 2

im great ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽👍

#final exams #finals week #fuck it we ball #💪༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽👍 #one exam down one to go :’)

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#I’ve got 2 back to back finals today and another tomorrow #and guess who didn’t sleep #finals week #sparkle off #it’s Thursday #after all this I still have to do laundry and dishes #fuck these stupid baka exams

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube

#gojo satoru #this made me laugh

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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

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steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

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Discussion: What are the differences in implication between

Supposedly

Allegedly

Reportedly

Purportedly

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this isn't rap beef to be clear. tupac/biggie was high stakes beef. this is a man on a holy mission to make aubrey graham kill himself

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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Wow what a beautiful baby idiot

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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