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[pawsthec]

I want THE Lady Dimitrescu to suck my period blood out of me like she trying to create a vaccum seal.

Fucking deal with it, pussies.

#re village #lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #alcina x female reader #alcina x y/n #alcina demitriscu #alcina x maiden #alcina x reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #re8 fanfiction #resident evil

[pawsthec]

What’s your fanfic name?

I write on Wattpad because that's what I started out on and just never bothered to switch over to AO3.

User: @Pawsthec1

Fanfic: Alcina Dimitrescu X OCs Oneshots (It's the only RE8 fanfic I have currently)

[pawsthec]

Sarcastic maid Pt2

The daughters being little shits as usual.

Cassandra about to slice a maid's face with her sickle: hehe

Maid: I swear to Mother Miranda's cult if you don't step away from her I will kick your ass out into the Romanian winter faster than your mother can down a bottle of wine

Cassandra: You're not the boss of me

Maid: No but the castle's alcoholic is and she wants the maids alive and healthy until she can replace the dead ones after last night's fight

Cassandra: bitch

Maid: oh I'm sorry, do I remind of your uncles failed experiments? No? Then leave before your mother cracks the tile with her shoes chasing after your sorry ass

Cassandra: alright, geez. No need for death threats

....…………......…………..…….….….….…….......…...........

Daniela sneaking around in the dark like a dollar store batman: *sneak*

Maid: *unimpressed as she's trying to peacefully drink her tea in the kitchen* you know I can see your flies right?

Daniela: *hisses as candlelight is blasted in her eyes* what are you doing up after curfew!?

Maid: I could ask you the same question little miss ninja. I won't because I can see the arm in your hands but I also want to know why you're sneaking

Daniela: mother said I wasn't allowed any more late night snacks after the Irma incident

Maid: ah, I see. Well, goodnight

Daniela: you aren't going to tell mother?

Maid: I don't want to lose both my job and my life for staying up three hours past curfew and name calling. I'm already on thin ice after the Cassie thing

Daniela: Cassie thing?

Maid: it's better if you don't know. Besides, I'm willing to do a I won't tell if you don't tell kind of thing

Daniela: *holds out arm that isn't hers for a handshake*

Maid: no, I will not shake hands with Sheila's detached arm. I can tell because her bracelet is still on there

Daniela: *cackles as she zooms off*

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Bela: *Reading in the library*

Maid: *Ignores Bela as she goes to dust the shelves*

Bela after a few minutes: can you be quieter, I want complete silence as I read

Maid: yeah, and I want my parents back but we don't all get what we want, do we?

Bela: *utter disbelief* what?

Maid: you have ears, I know you heard me

Bela: I'm just gonna *flies off*

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Alcina: *frantically looking for the maid*

Maid: *peacefully walking in the gardens*

Alcina: *power walks*

Maid: *jogs*

Alcina: *power walks faster*

Maid: *starts running*

Alcina: *catches up to them and picks them up like a child*

Maid: hey Alci, how's your near immortal life been recently?

Alcina: my daughters are now traumatised

Maid: I wonder who did that? Mother Miranda's been looking a bit suspicious recently

Alcina: (maids name), you are going to hell

Maid: and you're not?

Alcina: *tosses her over her shoulder and starts walking off with them as the ground keepers watch with concern for the maid*

Maid: is this really necessary?

Alcina: you threatened to kill my caring Cassandra, called my darling Daniela an awful name and then scared my beautiful Bela by mentioning your parents are dead without an ounce of grief

Maid: it's not my fault they're dead

Alcina: *puts her down in the main hall* are you feeling alright?

Maid: I'm fine

Alcina: right, well, go and sit in your room until dinner and think about what you said

Maid: you sound like my mother

Alcina: I am your boss, I control your paycheck, now go before I change my mind and our you on dungeon duty

Maid: fine, I'll go and stew in my non existant misery

Alcina: make it quick, I have a meeting to attend

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[pawsthec]

So, how long did you make it without cringing or laughing?

This is going to be in the back of my mind for the rest of the night that this apparently exists out there

[pawsthec]

Yes, it exists. Yes, I've read it. It's on wattpad for anyone who's curious, just search Lady D and read descriptions until you come across one that has the word cream in it.

This is going to be in the back of my mind for the rest of the night that this apparently exists out there

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Wife: *scrolling social media* Darling, did you know that it only takes three people believing in something for it to be classed as a religion?

Miranda: *getting idea* really, dear? Do you happen to know where a craft store is nearby?

Wife: just down the road next to the post office, why?

Miranda: don't worry about it, go and rest

Wife: sure, you gave fun with whatever craft you're planning

Miranda: *grinning* I will

*3 hours later*

Mother Miranda: *rushes through door after almost tearing it down* Darling!

Wife: whats-

Mother Miranda: here, put these fake wings on and I'll explain later

Wife: I'm sorry?

Mother Miranda: ill take care of it, but, quick question, how do you feel about remote villages that don't know what the Internet or any type of religion is?

#re8 mother miranda #mother miranda #re8 village #re8 oc #re8 fanfiction #re8 meme #re8 x reader

[pawsthec]

I wanna start a fight so... What did you call it?

Hide and seek

Hide and go seek

Go hide and seek

Go hide and go seek

The seeker

Hunt

The hunt

Hunt and find

I am both hide and seek and hunt and find cus my school was faux edgy

[pawsthec]

A cat

Listen, one day there was the pitter patter of little toe beans on the dungeons stone as Daniela was prowling them.

She looked behind her to find golden yellow eyes, much the same colour as her mother's, looking back at her. The tiny hand sized creature mad wits way from the shadows and into the light of a torch and Daniela took oneook at it before immediately falling in love with the kitten.

She flew over in her fly swarm and knelt infront of the little thing with a grin and her palm out towards it. As soon as the creature happily nosed her hand before rubbing its face against it, the kitten was in Daniela's arms.

As she was coming out of the dungeon she ran into the head of staff who was on her way down into the dungeons, she's the only member of castle staff allowed down there, to check on stock.

As soon as those yellow eyes saw the head of staff they lit up and the cat was soon out of Daniela's arms and into the poor woman's.

Daniela: what!?

Head of staff: *confused* I'm... Not quite certain why it did that either, miss

Daniela: well obviously there's a reason, you got something it likes haven't you

Head of staff: why would I? I despise cats, I must prefer reptiles

Daniela: give me the cat!

Head of staff: *She handed it back over with a huff as the cat fur was brushed off of her vest and trousers by irritated hands* should I ask where-?

Daniela: no! *flys off*

After the kitten being brought to the lady's attention and it being brought back to full health the girls go to beg their mother to let them keep it as she has already refused.

Bela: mother, look at it. How can you refuse that face?

Alcina: like this. *looks kitten directly in the eyes* no

Daniela: mother, you are being cruel and unjust

Alcina: *chuckles* this is new information for you?

Cassnadra: *picks up kitten and brings it closer to Alcina* just pet it, you'll see what we mean. It's got the softest fur

Alcina: darling, if I try to pet it I will crush it

Bela: she has a point Cass

Daniela: yeah well-

Head of staff: my lady, o do apologise for interrupting but Mother Mirah- *feels the kitten rubbing against her legs*

Alcina: Mother Miranda?

Head of staff: yes, Mother Miranda has stated that- *kitten leans up and starts digging claws into her leg*

Alcina: *holding back a chuckle* yes?

Daughters: ¯-¯ °.° °`~ʼ°

Head of staff: she has stated that you will need to- *cut off by a meow from the kitten at her feet*

Head of staff: she has stated that you will need to *cut off by another meow*

Head of staff: SheHasStatedThatYouWillNeedTo *gets cut off again*

Head of staff: what!? *it meows and so she reluctantly leans down so it can jump into her arms again*

Head of staff: as I was saying *starts absentmindedly stoking the kitten* mother Miranda has stated that you will need to attend a meeting in two days with the other Lords at the regular time

Alcina: *leaning head on arm as its against the arm the chair that she's sat on as she watches the bugrudged bonding between the two* thank you, dear. Do you like cats.

Head of staff: no, I despise them

Alcina: and yet... That one in particular enjoys your company

Head of staff: for whatever reason it does, yes

Alcina: my daughters wish to keep the pet but I fear their fighting and hatred of keeping still will hinder their ability to care for such a small and defenceless creature. However, if you are willing of course, I would not be against them keeping it as long as you are it's primary caretaker

Head of staff: my lady, I feel as if... *looks at girls*

Girls: mouthing the word please with their hands together infront of them*

Head of staff: *sighs with a small smile* I feel as if I am up to the task, my lady

Alcina: wonderful, daughters, go and collect the cats bed and toys from wherever you have left them and place them in our dear head of staff's room

Girls: *buzz away in excitement*

Alcina: *turns to find the head of staff playing with the kitten by dangling her fingers infront of its face as it tried to attack with its miniature claws* dear, I must say, you make cat fur coverfed clothes look fashionable

Head of staff: what does it matter? I know that you cannot wait to get them off

Alcina: *chuckles before leaning over and kissing her cheek*

Head of staff: one last thing, Alcina, did you know that Irene is allergic to cats?

Alcina: *staring at head of staff as she walks away* and yet you let them keep it

Head of staff: what can I say? I would give those fly gremlins the world if I could, now, Nyx and I will be heading up to bed. Goodnight, my dear

Alcina: goodnight, my love

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[pawsthec]

I hate you

She truly didn't mean to peak, it was a simple misunderstanding. That Maid was in the wrong place at the wrong time and another maid, the favourite and Alcina's secret little lover, just so happened to also be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

She watched with horror as those claws tore through the maid as if she was butter. She heard the body hit the floor and heard that dark chuckle from her darlings lips. Her head went fuzzy as the next thing she saw was her lady tearing into the dead woman's arm as it wore chicken.

The maid gagged and Alcina looked up at her and her heart broke at the look of disgust. The arm fell from her mouth and her claws retracted.

She tried reaching out towards the woman cowaring behinde the door but she ran.

Alcina sat there on the floor of her Bathing Chambers in the pool of blood creating by the corpse silently crying as she looked down at her gloved hands in disgust of her own actions and fear of what would come.

She didn't see the maid until almost two weeks later, she hadn't arrived in Alcina's Chambers during the nights like she normally would, and she was silent as she watched every move made by the lady.

Alcina requested for her to follow her to the Opera Hall for a shred more privacy than the dining room surrounded by her daughters and staff provided.

As soon as they were alone the maid started crying silently.

Maid: are you going to kill me now?

Alcina: do you really think of me as such a heartless and cruel beast that I would harm someone I care deeply for?

Maid: you killed Clarissa without hesitation

Alcina: she had walked in on me changing into my clothes afte my bath, would you not protect your dignity?

Maid: yes I would, but I would do it by telling them to get out. Not by impailing them

Alcina: darling please, I need to explain myself

Maid: you don't need to explain anything, I am going back to the maids quaters

Alcina: *grabs her arm* wait!

Maid: Let. Go. Of. Me.

Alcina: please, let me just...

Maid: I said let me go you heartless and freakish monster!

Alcina: *silence*

Maid: *looks away*

Alcina: *disbelief* you didn't mean that

Maid: I hate you...

Alcina: (maid's name) dear, you aren't thinking clearly

Maid: *seathing and shouting* I fucking hate you!

Alcina: *clicks tongue* calm yourself, you are not thinking straight. I suggest that you think over your next words carefully

Maid: why?

Alcina: because... Because your words are harming me

Maid: Clarissa can no longer feel harm because of you

Alcina: *quietly* she was trying to make a move on me

Maid: what?

Alcina: she was...

Maid: no, I heard you. Is that why you...?

Alcina: I did try and tell you

Maid: that bitch, she said she would but I didn't believe her. Alci, I'm sorry for both not letting you speak and for saying those awful things

Alcina: I am also sorry for you having to witness my anger

Maid: *hums* truce *holds out hand

Alcina: *chuckles before taking the maids hand in her own and politely shaking it* truce, for now

Maid: what?

Alcina: due to our little disagreement, we have a few nights to catch up on. Do you really want to solidify that truce now or would you prefer...?

Maid: later, dinner is finished anyway. Shall we?

Alcina: *glad to have her old maid back* why did you change your mind so suddenly after I told you what she did?

Maid: *chuckles* Well, let's just chalk it up to old memories

Alcina: for my own safety and sanity, I will not be asking any more questions

Maid: *laughs*

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[pawsthec]

So I was in a silly goofy mood and just thought a thing. What if one of Alcina's maids purred when content or let out happy rumbles and she first notices this when the maid is drinking coffee in silence (a rare thing in castle Dimitrescu). Later on, Alcina notices the maid lets out that sound a cat makes when you surprise pet the belly. (Sorry for giving radio silence I felt bad about wanting to ask another thing without giving someone else a chance). Thank you for writing the last one.

Sorry that it took so long to get around to answering this, exams are hell, but here we go. 😅

Everyone knew that Thursday evenings from 7:30pm to 9:00pm were the grand chambermaid's alone time. That was her time to sit and drink her coffee and just enjoy a book or drawing whatever came to mind. No one was to interrupt her.

It was her time.

The staff and daughters knew this and stayed away from the library at those times but, of course, Lady Dimitrescu doesn't know the unwritten rules of the staff and goes into the library to find a new book to read.

Instead, however, she finds her favourite member of staff half asleep with a mug in her hand and a book in the other. She watches for a moment before the grand chambermaid takes a sip and a delighted purr leaves her chest.

Alcina is awestruck, she wasn't quite sure what she had heard so she stood there until she took another sip and the same sound erupted into the room.

She decides to leave her to her buisness and leaves the library with a small smile on her face and new information in her arsenal.

From that point on the grand chambermaid always has Alcina's eyes on her and its only when she's sweeping the music hall, a place only she is a allowed to clean as it's precious to Alcina, that she hears the noise again.

She watched from the second floor as those content purrs left her as she contently swept, that was when Alcina realised that she would only purr under certain circumstances.

She had to be alone, in silence and doing some sort of repitive or relaxing task.

After a few more minutes of Alcina watching she decides to go and pay her a visit. After stealthily sneaking up on her Alcina wraps her arms arounf the grand chambermaid's waist before lifting her of the ground and nuzzling against her neck and rubbing her head Alcina hears it.

She practically meowed, she sounded like a happily surprised cat when you let their stomach unexpectedly, and Alcina melted.

The grand chambermaid hid her bright red face in her hands and Alcina grinned before doing it again and getting a similar, but quieter, response.

From that point on Alcina loved surprising her and making her purr and meow whenever they were alone. It started with picked her up, evolved into holding her, then into kissing her head, then kissing her cheek before it naturally evolved onto surprise kisses.

That's how their relationship started and they couldn't be happier, they didn't even realise they were together until Daniela asked her mother if they were.

Soon, the girls soon grew to enjoy their second mother's purring as it helped them fall asleep and was comforting after long days and nightmares.

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[pawsthec]

Hear me out.

A lesbian love story where one person is a certified lesbian, with a certificate and badge to prove it, and the other doesn't think she is but everyone elsecan see that she is.

Like she has only ever had female friends, doesn't get along with men, doesn't think she has had any romantic feelings for anyone and they think that the love interest trying to flirt is just being friendly.

She honestly thinks that she is Aromatic and Asexual.

Then she is talking with one of her friends over a cup of tea and the conversation switches to romance.

Character A: yeah, no, I've never dated or had sex. Never bothered.

Friend: you've got to find someone attractive, it's completely valid if you don't, but like come on. Anybody?

Character A: no, but, funny story. I went to an all girls school, right? My friend and I would get picked one because everyone thought we were together

Friend: why'd they think that?

Character A: because apparently friends don't constantly hold hands, play with each others hair, fake flirt, compliment eachother, read together and occasionally sleep in the same bed.

Friend: *blank stare*

Character A: honestly it was stupid. I did that kind of thing with all my female friends.

Friend: did you do it with any of your male friends

Character A: no, because thinking of doing that with a male made me feel all icky

Friend: it didn't with your female friends?

Character A: no, it always felt like butterflys in my chest. Especially with my best friend, we kissed under the influence of alcohol once. I've never forgotten and it still feels amazing even now.

Friend: *silent knowing look*

Character A: Oh my sweet mother of Mary, I'm a lesbian

Friend: *silence*

Character A: *silence*

Friend: Character B is cute

Character A: *silence*

Character A: I know right? Fucking smoking.

Contrarily, Character B mentions Character A whenever they can and is very proud of her lesbianism.

Friend 2: *walks into the same room as character B* do you know where Character A-

Character B: oh god yes, I would let that woman fuck me to the moon and back. I would let her degrade me as much as she wanted if it meant I could get even a sample of her fleshy mounds. I could spend all day with her thighs around my head. Why?

Friend 2: *mortified* I only wanted to know where she is. She's Asexual anyway.

Character B: I don't mind, there are other things we can do. I'm sure neck kisses will be a suitable compromise.

#Lesbian #love story #i love her #loveislove

[pawsthec]

In honour of the RE8 anniversary here is Masterlist pt 3

Masterlist Pt 1

Masterlist PT2

Cannibalism

Drinking buddy

Music

Mother figure

Alcinas height shitpost

Advice

Ethans sister

Vampire breaks into the castle

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[pawsthec]

I don't know if you're doing asks or not, if you are.

What about Lady Dimitrescu with a s/o who is a cannibal? Like, say she goes out on occasion to hunt and suddenly smells something really good. Following the scent, she sees the s/o just cutting up an arm or something and putting it in a stew?

If you don't feel comfortable writing it that's okay too, sorry to bother you.

I'm absolutely doing asks. 😊

Cannibalism

Alcina rarely left the castle, when she did it for one of three reasons: to attend family meetings, to socialise with her siblings or to enjoy the occasional hunt while her girls and darling were asleep.

While she didn't need to she enjoyed the thrill of stalking her pray.

You can imagine her surprise when she caught the scent of a corpse. This wasn't coming from the graveyard or forest but from what seemd to be an abandoned shack. While Alcina preferred meals fresh, she couldn't help but become curious.

As she slowly opened the door she heard the scuffing of a chair, someone else was there. She quickly turned stealthy and slowly made her way through the building while ducking under exposed support beams from the roof.

She followed the sound until the stench of rotting flesh hit her like a shock wave and she almost gagged at how close the smell was. She looked down to find the corpse of a young woman with its arm cut off. Removed with purpose and a surgeons skill.

She drew her claws at the sound of another chair moving.

Once she tuned around she was greeted with the sight of a person snacking on an arm. Correction, her person, snacking on an arm. Alcina chuckled at her dears behaviour and quickly withdrew her claws.

Alcina: I could have sworn that you were asleep when I left

S/O: *shrugs* I woke up to you gone and I felt peckish. The girls had eaten my stash so I thought I could try my hand at hunting. Do you approve of my catch?

Alcina: yes dear, I do. Who is she?

S/O: don't know, found her wandering down the street alone and thought that she was an easy grab. She was. I did get a small scratch from her though *lifts up arm for Alcina to see*

Alcina: I did also plan to go hunting, but seeing as it is getting late, do you mind sharing?

S/O: nope, you will have to sit on the floor though, dearest

Alcina: or I could take both you and her back to the castle so that we can snack at my very well made dining table. Not this piece of wood on stick thin stilts

S/O: fine, I caught her though. I get, let's say, 64% of the body for myself. You get the head of course

Alcina: of course, now, let us leave before you catch a cold

S/O: fine, but I'm telling the girls that I caught their breakfast for them and not you

Alcina: it's a deal, now hurry before it gets too cold

Alcina's partner did in fact run it in her face for the next few days that her first hunt had been successful, the girl's also didn't like the fact that their other mother was the one to supply them with breakfast that particular morning.

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[pawsthec]

Drinking buddy

It's exactly what you think it is. Like Alci has got to have a bottle glass of wine when her daughters get a little too rambunctious and I would imagine that after the third glass mouthful the dread would set in.

Maid: *brings in two more bottles as instructed by Alcina* My lady

Alcina: leave them on the table and please close close the curtains, my eyes ache and my head stings

Maid: of course *does as instructed and goes to leave*

Alcina: wait

Maid: *stops and turns to her* yes, my lady?

Alcina: I will only offer once, would you care to try some of my families sacred wine?

Maid: if that is what you wish, my lady

Alcina: stop with the 'my lady' nonsense, I haven't got the head for it. I have a name and it is Alcina. Now, I gave you a simple choice of yes or no and do not say that it is up to me

Maid: *thinking about the fact that she'll never get this chance again, blocking out thoughts of dead bodies* I would love to try some, my lady

Alcina: go fetch another glass and then come and join me

Maid goes and collects regular sized glass form wine room and returns. Alcina poors a little into the glass and the maid takes a wiff before taking the leap amd swallowing a large gulp. Alcina watches as the maids face changes before it becomes just confusion.

The maids states that she doesn't mind the taste and almost finds it enjoyable, Alcina loves this and invites the maid to be her drinking buddy for the evening. She accepts but after a bottle is gone things shift.

Alcina: so let me see if I understand, Moira has a crush on Ezra, Ezra has a crush on Melinda, Melinda hates both Ezra and Moira and Eloise has crushes on all three, but no one knows

Maid: *giggles* yes, Alci. I swear watching any interaction between those four is like watching a cupid, two lovesick doves and an angry goose trying to communicate. Caos

Alcina: *laughs* my dear, you do have quite a way with words. One would think that you are a poet

Maid: *scoffs* please, I am Shakespeare's better reincarnation. You should hear all the ways I can woo a woman

Alcina: *smirks and places hand on Maids thigh* you simply must show me, Draga

Maid: *smirks* perhaps I will, if you don't tear me to shreds before I'm finished

Alcina: *starts rubbing gently* I plan to tear you to shreds. *moves closer to ear* I plan to destroy you in more exciting and erotic ways

Maid: *sighs* mh, Alci, I starting to love the feeling of your hand on my thigh

Alcina: *chuckles* don't get used to it, Draga, because it will soon be in much more interesting places

Maid: *hums* I simply can not wait

So, yeah. Exactly what you think happens, happens, and the maid wakes up the next morning to a pounding headache and pains all over. When she tries to move she finds Lady D holding her. Memories come back and she freaks out, waking Alci up in the process.

She also silently freaks out before covering her chest with the blanket and looking the maid dead in the eyes.

Alcina: do not tell my daughters, I will never hear the end of it, and you will not either as you will hung in the dungeon for your blood to slowly drip out of your wrists and neck drop by drop. Understood?

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[pawsthec]

I am just going to say it.

Alcina Dimitrescu drunk would be Karl Heisenberg and Ethan Winters mixed together with Salvator Moreau level of depression and Mia Winters levels of aggresion. As well as just 'don't wanna do this attitude'.

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[pawsthec]

Thank you, I shall forever be in your debt

iwannarideiwannarideiwannaride

[pawsthec]

Music

Can you imagine a maid just in the music hall in castle dimitrescu cleaning when a song poops to mind and she casually starts humming. It's a song that Lady D once sang with her band.

When Lady Passes the hall and she hears the melody her heart fucking melts, especially once she realises its her favourite little maid humming.

Every once in a while she'll pass by when she knows that that specific maid is cleaning in hopes of hearing her hum again, sometimes she does and others she is disappointed.

One time she's listening from the other side and decides to just sneak on in, when she looks up to find her maid smiling while she is humming her heart melts all over again.

Then the maid turns and sees Alcina, she stops

Maid: *quick curtsey* my lady

Alcina: how do you know that song?

Maid: my parents were obsessed with playing jazz songs while I was a baby, they thought it would help my development. Jokes on them; I'm neuro divergent. I must of had them burned into my memory after having them on loop.

Alcina: do you know who sings the song?

Maid: yes, I believe it was a woman who called herself Miss D. She was part of the band Miss D and the Pallboys.

Alcina: is she your favourite jazz singer?

Maid: I wouldn't say that I have a favourite, but if I had to pick one then it probably be her. Why do you ask?

Alcina: *chuckles in Upper class* I simply wish to know if you have a favourite lyric of hers?

Maid: one in particular. I do apologise in advance for my terrible singing but the line that speaks to me is 'moonlight is the only light brighter than you'

Alcina: 'for sunlight has no comparison my darling ray' is what I believe comes next

Maid: it is, you an incredible sing-... No, no way

Alcina: Darling?

Maid: *runs hand down face* you were Miss D weren't you

Alcina: *honestly a little stunned* yes, how did you know

Maid: your voice has changed, but it's still similar. You really do have an amazing singing voice, my lady

Alcina: thank you, dear. Now, I must hurry to dinner before my daughters come looking for me. I wouldn't mind hearing you sing, even if it is terrible, more often. Only my songs though

Maid: of course, you ears will never be tortured by hearing any other song, my lady

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