A day is so much better when you get to flirt with a MILF or two 
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boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
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He will bring happiness in a pipe,
He'll ride away on his silver bike
And apart from that he'll be so kind
In consenting to blow your mind.
Fly Translove Airways, get you there on time.
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I gotta stop drinking so much fucken coffeeeee
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