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The Author: *trys fixing world machine*
The Great Prophet: what is going on here
Rachis: BREAKFAST
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Kip: are you hungry right now
George: No, not at all
Kip: I am
George: then you should probably eat something
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Niko: what’s worse than not saving the world? Player: when you realize that dragons can’t blow out the candles on their birthday
Niko:
Niko: oh my god you’re right!
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Silver in the mines: Looks like I can’t gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss my way out of this one
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it's canon now
Kelvin: hello kitty
Niko: *runs*
Kelvin: come back here kitty, where are you going kitty
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Calamus: why are you upside down?
Alula: why are you rightside up?
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Cedric: We’re gonna take a trip on our favorite flying machine zooming through the fly, Oneshot!
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Cedric, lightly touching Rue with the side of his foot: Rue move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you
Rue, her eyes enormous: you KICK Rue? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for brother! jail for brother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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Alula: wake up Calamus, your cereal is getting cold
Calamus: but sister, by definition cereal is to be served cold
Alula: well oops! I set it on fire!
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Heck ya it is :D
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This is where the sanspie pfp came from. An It’s Dark Oneshot pmv I made a while ago.
Mod Silver wants me to add to be desc “Mod Silver was here”.
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This is where the sanspie pfp came from. An It’s Dark Oneshot pmv I made a while ago.
Mod Silver wants me to add to be desc “Mod Silver was here”.
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Proto: I desire moisture
Cedric: can’t you just say “I want water” like a normal person
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Alula: I’m taking my plushie to school
Calamus: no you are not
Alula: yes I am
Calamus: do others take their plushies to school?
Alula: yes
Calamus: who?
Alula: Alelo
Calamus: is Alelo a real person?
Alula: yes
Calamus: then what does Alelo look like?
Alula: she looks like a girl who takes a plushie to school!
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Magpie: ALULA LOOK ITS A COCKROACH RIGHT THERE
Alula: AAAAAAAAAA
Magpie: Ha just kidding
Alula: You need some Cheezits
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Niko: WHAT ARE DOSE *points to Entity’s shoes*
Entity: .... my shoes.......???
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Rue: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *jumps onto the table*
Cedric: *sits on chair*
Proto: *faceplants onto the floor and accepts his fate*
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Cedric: *buying socks*
Proto: pffft socks are for nerds
Cedric: Proto you’re wearing socks
Proto:...
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