oh1theseus

[oh1theseus]

alicent voice ser criston i think theres something wrong with aegon fundamentally i can’t get through to him god i’m his mother. criston voice do you want me to (runs through resulting dialogue from ‘kill him’ in his head and decides this isn’t the time. realises that the only acceptable thing to say is ‘talk to him’ which he doesn’t want to do. lapses into silence)

#i think about them every day of my life #hotd

[oh1theseus]

i cant believe george rr martin wrote a whole series about one man(?) battling demons (gender dysphoria and a crippling situationship w a hot butch knight) send post!!

#jaime brienne endgame SAVE ME #literally what i took away from this series is that everyone has gender dysphoria and no one knows what’s going on ever #jaime lannister is potentially one of the most girlboys of all time. #more on that later #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #got posting #game of thrones

[oh1theseus]

#hell yeah brother

[oh1theseus]

genuinely will not be on social media the two weeks after ep1 son for a son drops. the most insufferable asoiaf fans will takeover. idk maybe let’s all just agree no children deserve to die. i don’t care what their parents did end of story.

#house of the dragon #got posting #f&b

[oh1theseus]

incredibly late to hotdposting but the people saying “oh aegon isn’t taking his role as king seriously” “oh aegon thinks this war is a joke” make me laugh bc yeah obviously. aegon targaryen?? the same kid who ruined a family dinner for the bit? the same “we all know father, just look at them.” that guy??? name me one time he’s been serious about anything

#haven’t been hotdposting since the new trailers dropped but whatever #send post #hes never been serious. ever #let’s be so real rn #he has no clue what’s even going on #yeah whatever. #aegon ii targaryen #game of thrones #got posting #house of the dragon

[oh1theseus]

team green not bc i think aegon is the lawful heir or whatever. but bc i enjoy the worlds most miserable characters. yeah godbless you alicent hightower none of ur kids have made the targaryen mandate of heaven. i love the most sad & pathetic characters and i love haters. truly the group for me

#and what about it #yeah rhaenyra is the lawful heir or whatever #i’m not in the realm i don’t have to choose #got posting #f&b #hotd #team green #but not really

[oh1theseus]

my mother, or her ghost?

#oh my god oh my go #throwing UP

[oh1theseus]

Art creds: @shebsart @jeyneofpoole @mylestoyne @angelwingtrap

#worlds best house

[oh1theseus]

all these asoiaf fans. but none here for dolorous edd. or pyp. where is duty where is honor

#these men are in the TRENCHES. where are their stan accs #hmm.. #anyways! #this is coming from the person who genuinely cried when waymar royce died #rip waymar royce you will always be iconic #nights watch #got posting

[oh1theseus]

one thing that's great about the song of ice and fire books is the way nobody ever knows what the fuck is going on. like somebody in a bar will be like "long live good king renly!" and somebody else will be like "oh he died. like a month ago. yeah lady catelyn stark stabbed him" and somebody else will be like "actually I heard he was stabbed by a shadow his brother fathered on a priestess" and a fourth person will be like "wait didn't renly literally just win the battle of king's landing last week" and then they're all like "well, whatever. long live good king whoever it is now. next round's on me"

[oh1theseus]

rip to jaehaerys I kids!!!! you would have loved getting into twitter fights. if there’s anyone in the entire asoiaf series i want to see get into twt drama it’s his kids. i KNOW saera is getting cancelled and uncancelled every other week. there’s alyssa discourse. “is it okay to stan princess viserra? she’s my problematic fave..” etc etc.

#aegon iv children follow very closely #give me great bastards twt drama. #got posting #asoiaf

[oh1theseus]

theon grappling all his life with belonging nowhere, neither to winterfell nor to the iron islands, neither to house greyjoy nor stark. theon lashing out, on a total downward spiral in a misguided attempt at showing the world how much this has hurt him. look, it doesn't feel like a lot. it's really nothing in comparison to some of the tragedy this story has put others through. but it's everything to him. he's hurting, and look how badly! it must be awful, it has to be—for him to have wrought such horrors of his own. and he crashes and burns, of course he does; and it all culminates in the dungeons of dreadfort, strapped to the rack, where cruelly the story whispers: "oh, you thought you had it bad? you thought you knew pain?" not a greyjoy nor a stark, but theon—at the very least he's always been theon. not anymore. he will lose that too, for being so... ungrateful. "oh, you thought you had it bad? you thought you knew what it meant to lack a sense of self? a sense of identity?" it's so twisted sighhhhhhh

[oh1theseus]

Your braids like a pattern, love you to the moon and to saturn

Lady Catelyn Stark braiding her daughters hair.

[oh1theseus]

theon greyjoy is truly the worlds most compelling character. imaging you are nineteen living through The Horrors but right before this you were debating whether or not you had enough black clothing to go join the “we forgive you” squad in middle of antarctica bc you took over the home that you grew up in and killed two kids (not the two you said they were)! all of this for your dad to prove a point, and he doesn’t even love you. btw you’re never going home again!!!!!!

#they could never make me hate you theon greyjoy #got posting #game of thrones #theon greyjoy

[oh1theseus]

nights watch son or kingsguard daughter

#i’m dating both of them #btw.

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every single person in asoiaf is queer and you CANT convince me otherwise. except petyr baelish. there is something far more sinister going on w that freak!!!!!

#i love you jon snow bi man truthers #i love you stavos shippers #i love you asha greyjoy gnc belivers #the world of asoiaf is SO much better when they’re all gay methinks #got posting #petyr baelish #(evil)

[oh1theseus]

being emo about theon and alannys right now!!! what do you MEAN he’s never going back home? “did you bring my baby boy?” alright georgerrm i’ll end it all!!!!!!!!!!

#idk man #they make me so sad #theon goes home in winds (manifesting) #got posting #game of thrones #theon greyjoy #alannys harlaw