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obey-meme · 3 years
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do you like mammon? what rank is mammon in your favorites?
He!!! owns!!! my!!! heart!!! body!!! and!!! soul!!!!!!!
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Mammon, flirting with the cashier at the store: When I leave, don’t be surprised if the alarms go off, because I just stole ya heart~
Mammon: *leaves, and the alarm goes off*
Mammon, with a sly smile: See? Told ya~
Cashier: Sir, I need to check your bag. Come back here.
Mammon:
Mammon: No.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Belphegor: I’m amazing at stealth.
MC: You’re horrible at stealth. Your ability is overpowered and you just kill everything you see.
Belphegor: They can’t see you if they’re dead.
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MC: I heard Levi is in jail. Is it true?
Mammon: Yeah, for something he didn’t do.
MC: Really? What?
Mammon: He didn’t run fast enough.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Michael: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Lucifer: No.
Michael:
Michael covering mic: What do I do-
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Solomon: So… what do you do in your free time?
Asmo: I stalk people.
Solomon: Okay…? I-I like going on long walks.
Asmo: I know~
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Solomon: I have a feeling we should kiss right now. Is that a correct feeling or…
MC: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth then I go, “Mm, better not.”
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Lucifer: How did the mission go?
Levi: The target died of natural causes.
Mammon: You dragged him to sea until he died…
Levi: Drowning is a natural cause.
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MC: That’s ridiculous, Mammon doesn’t have a crush on me.
Lucifer: Yes, he does.
Levi: Yes, he does.
Satan: Yes, he does.
Mammon: Yes, I do.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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MC: I’m home!
Mammon: Hey! I did the laundry and the dishes.. Well, made Beel eat the plates--
Mammon: I also deep-cleaned all the carpets, rearranged Satan's bookshelves by the authors’ death anniversary and learned throat-singing.
MC: So, when is your thesis assignment due?
Mammon, sobbing: In two hours.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Asmodeus: Don’t confuse my attitude with my personality, hunny. My personality is who I am; my attitude depends on who you are.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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MC: You’re drinking again?
Lucifer, obviously stressed: Relax, it’s just tea.
MC: What kind?
Lucifer: Tea… quila.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Solomon: You can trust me.
MC: I’ve seen literal demons less shady than you.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Mammon, trying to appeal to his classmates at RAD: Puttin' my grades up for adoption 'coz I can’t raise 'em myself.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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Satan: I love knitting
Lucifer: Why?
Satan: I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can gouge your eyes out, I can make mittens…
Lucifer: I’m sorry, what was the middle part?
Satan: I can make a hat.
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obey-meme · 3 years
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MC: If you could bring one person to a deserted island with you, who would it be?
Belphegor: Lucifer.
Lucifer:
Lucifer:
Lucifer: ...but why?
Belphegor: Because if I have to suffer, then so do you.
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