numberonecodwomenfan

[numberonecodwomenfan]

be warned robin is COMPLAINING again (obligatory ‘theres nothing inherently wrong with what im complaining about i just personally dont like it and while i do just scroll away when i see it, i like complaining’)

every time someone writes a cod character x fem reader who is dumb and ditzy and naive i die a little inside. like yeah go off do what u want again theres NOTHING ACTUALLY WRONG WITH IT, IM REITERATING THIS THERE IS NOTHING ACTUALLY WRONG WITH IT IM JUST AN ASSHOLE 😭

like even when its not strictly specified to be a bimbo reader or whatever, people just tend to make fem readers weirdly incompetent??? and the whole time im sitting there like “i would not do that” abd YES I KNOW I CAN JUST SCROLL AWAY WHICH I DO, but the PROBLEM is that i cant find any that aren’t like that!!! like can i not just live out my fantasy of having a hot evil smart badass cartel wife and also being her hot smart badass wife???

and it always seems so goddamn predatory when they do it with men. like yeah i get with valeria, her civilian girlfriend wouldnt know the inner workings of her cartel. i get that. but when they write it with the men, its always the born sexy yesterday kind of thing. because there is no world in which a grown woman who is (usually) described as skinny and hot with big tits and ass WOULDNT realize that a man is creeping on her. they always have her giggling and “babbling” (which, the use of that word icks me out anyway because like. no. shes talking. probably about her interests, because she’s a person) while being completely oblivious to how könig or whoever is staring at her tatas. like no honey she would know. when i was ten there was a guy following me around publix and staring at my boobs the whole time, and i was TEN and aware of it. she is a grown woman. no matter how ditzy she is, if she’s a woman, she knows.

idk sorry 4 the rant this just annoys the shit out of me

i hate the born sexy yesterday trope and if i ever decide to write x reader anything the reader WILL be competent and they WILL have a personality

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #rant #bleh #robin talks

[numberonecodwomenfan]

still thinking abt this ask btw because its so funny 😭 like why did it bother u so much that u sent me an ask??? its. its two letters. i think you’ll be fine. the :/ at the end just does it for me like im sorry my two letters made you so distraught.

whyyy r u writing "ass" like "ahh" this isn't tiktok :/

hey babes have u ever heard of smth called slang

#not cod #reblog #ask #im sorry its just killing me

[numberonecodwomenfan]

thinkin bout how if hutch and soap were to somehow meet they would become best friends immediately. two big intimidating guys that get painted with the big dumb jock label, but theyre both science super geniuses. soap yapping about chemistry stuff while hutch actually listens (soap is so excited because!!! hes actually listening!!!) and hutch gets to talk abt computer science stuff and then they bond over video games. just. yeag.

also hutch mentions he played football when he was younger and soap forgets about the whole american football thing and goes “no way me too!” and for a while they both just think they played the same sport but soap played soccer and hutch played football

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap cod #johnny soap mactavish #hutch cod #darnell hutchinson cod #darnell hutch hutchinson

[numberonecodwomenfan]

whyyy r u writing "ass" like "ahh" this isn't tiktok :/

hey babes have u ever heard of smth called slang

#im not saying it to censor ass #i know i can say ass #have u seen my other posts. i swear like a sailor #i just think its funny #goofy ahh just sounds less serious than goofy ass idk

[numberonecodwomenfan]

this is KILLING MEEE

everything about this. the goofy ahh stance the guy has when hes grabbing the mouse. the dedication to getting the closeup. the manic giggles when the mouse escapes. its all soap and gaz.

This is so Johnny and Kyle coded

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap cod #kyle gaz garrick #gaz cod

[numberonecodwomenfan]

my whole body hurts bc i pulled a muscle while trying to skate on asphalt w/o outdoor wheels (i was coming straight from roller derby practice to a parade and i wanted to skate in the parade ok) and then immediately walking a mile and a half in the parade and i wish i were roller derby au!farah rn because i just know she would text alex like “babe i just almost did the splits from being a dumbass and falling while skating on asphalt and my thighs hurt” and he would text back immediately “heating pad or ice pack when u get home” and then not let her do anything for the next few days

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #need me an alex #except a woman #farah karim #alex keller #farah karim cod #faralex #alex keller cod #roller derby au

[numberonecodwomenfan]

no toxic cod bros it’s not the “new fans.” theyve been shoving these homos faces together like barbie dolls since 2011.

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #simon riley #john soap mactavish #soap cod #john mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap

[numberonecodwomenfan]

just spent like 45 minutes trying to befriend a stray kitten (which included slowly following it around and laying on the concrete to coax it out from underneath a car) and i think thats very alex keller of me

just a baby :((

#alex keller #alex keller cod #cat #cat picture #ive been calling the kitten goober in my head

[numberonecodwomenfan]

yall have we considered ghoap but theyre eros and psyche

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap cod #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap

[numberonecodwomenfan]

Anon again. Gently embarrassed as yes, I see now lol. That's what I get for not having a spotify (I used the good ol' "look the songs up on youtube from the posts" method, which clearly has flaws) combined with poor tumblr reading comprehension.

I hope you get to play it someday! MW19 will never be a good sell for video game adverse parents lol. Warcrimes simulator. But it's so cinematic that honestly you're getting all of the good parts via youtube anyway, the only difference is you get to be annoying as player!Alex and run around her in person.

Faralex killing me. Did not expect to be hit with an OTP three levels in but what can you do?

nah, don’t be embarrassed! great minds think alike.

and i would like to play it at some point! if it gives u any idea just how video game adverse my parents are, the only console we have is a wii from 2006, and the only games we have for it are wii sports and about 5 years worth of just dance. i had to fight for my life for them to let me get minecraft when i was THIRTEEN lmao

also, if it wasnt already obvious, yes i was one of those kids who wasnt allowed to watch spongebob. my parents said it would make me stupid.

i would love to run around as alex and bother her 😔

and yeah faralex is. ough. oh my god. RAHH they make me insane

#ask #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #farah karim #alex keller #farah karim cod #faralex #alex keller cod

[numberonecodwomenfan]

wdym alex didnt “fold quickly” HE BLEW HIMSELF UP FOR HER 😭

some of my favorite pics of farah from my farah pinterest board because our wife is so gorgeous

she so….. 🤭

i need her

her side profile makes me crazy

GIRL IN THE PEARL EARRING????? farah karim i wont u

#he took one look at her and went ‘oh my god’ and immediately all rational thought left his brain #farah karim #reblog #faralex

[numberonecodwomenfan]

some of my favorite pics of farah from my farah pinterest board because our wife is so gorgeous

she so….. 🤭

i need her

her side profile makes me crazy

GIRL IN THE PEARL EARRING????? farah karim i wont u

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #farah karim #farah karim cod

[numberonecodwomenfan]

justice for the piercings soap had to let close up when he joined the military 😔✊ let him have his septum ring back

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #johnny soap mactavish #soap cod #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish

[numberonecodwomenfan]

what did they do to him….. my poor baby boy…….. he looks like A Creature i cant take it

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap cod #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish

[numberonecodwomenfan]

As a fellow Farah Karim Enjoyer (I just started MW19 and roughly 70% of my steam screenshots are just... Pictures of her. Very Normal Gamer Behavior.) I come bearing a song that reminds me of her! Because I like your playlist a lot.

Dear Arkansas Daughter by Lady Lamb

Uuuuuh "my heart is full of swords"..... yeah.

i so feel u on the pics of her. im broke and my parents hate video games so i cant play the games (playthroughs on yt ftw) but uh

yknow. im very normal.

also! dear arkansas daughter is already on the playlist B) i too like it a lot

the “you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes” is sooo faralex coded

#ask #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #farah karim #alex keller #farah karim cod #faralex #alex keller cod

[numberonecodwomenfan]

chag sameach he has his matzoh brittle

happy passover !!

during this holiday, a celebration of freedom, it is important to remember those who are currently fighting to be free.

do your click, free palestine!

donate to gofundmes if you can!

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #konig cod #konig #könig cod #könig #free palestine #chag sameach #passover

[numberonecodwomenfan]

JOHN SOAP MACTAVISH???

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #soap cod #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #seal #Youtube