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Matt plays gently with the flaccid penis and licks the `hard penis liquid' that is still dripping. In retrospect this was probably Brian's post ejaculatory semen let down as his urethra shortened.

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Brad had the torso of someone who has just started working out.

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I gently took the sausage part of his penis in my hand.

#the sausage bone's connected to the #sausage party

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"I want to break up," Philip said.

Nick was caught off guard, with half a souvlaki in his mouth. "WHAT?" he asked.

"I'm sorry," Philip continued. "I know it must suck. I'm just not... I guess I'm not feeling it."

"Not FEELING it?" Nick asked, his words muffled by steak, pita and tzatziki.

He turned to wipe his face of stinging tears as Philip turned and walked away, between the crowds on food vendor row, honeyed desserts, spanakopita and gyros on either side.

#greek food #smorgasbord #cornucopia

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His partner shifted powerfully against him and Oskar moved too, pegged like a timber in a storm-bucked ship.

They rode together on a growing ocean surge, Oskar clinging tight to his lover as the storm's fury grew, and Nathan, his arm across the boy's chest and hand now about his throat, held Oskar firmly as the waves slapping at his hull rose to a crescendo.

At the height, Oskar felt Nathan swell within him to almost unbearable fullness, and the sea seemed then to burst open into a million scintillating droplet of unfathomable light.

In an ebbing bay of warm after-swell, Oskar felt the indomitable wave of sleep overwhelm him.

#any port in a storm #literal storm #submarine sex

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Jake was past words, he had slid into his animal core and what came out of him was a roaring rumble a bull gorilla would be proud of, he thundered out his conquest of me and I felt my body rip into orgasm and as the stars of the universe took turns exploding in my brain, I clung to Jake like the baby chimp clings to its mother as they swing together through the trees, and Jake was humping me with his cock so damned hard, so hard, it was the steel that was sparking my body's explosions and I splattered Jake's chest and stomach with my seed, and I dug my nails into his back, and Jake threw his head back, bellowed like a bull, and his cock burst out like a flamethrower, hot spunk gushing out into me and setting my soul ablaze!

#count the ways #mixed metaphors #cosmic #volcanic #flammable #animalistic #space salamander sex

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After a moment, Cameron rolled off me and lie on his back. I rolled onto my back and we continued to chat. I glanced down at his bulge and saw that it had not changed.

My bulge had grown from a flaccid 9 cm (3.5") to a chubbier 10.5 cm (4.25"). I assumed such a small change would go unnoticed.

I told Cameron I did not believe he was telling me the truth. I demanded to see the book. Cameron said, "You have to just believe me?" I demanded he give me the book. He refused. I reached for the book and Cameron moved it further away. Cameron was playing keep away with the book. Eventually, I grabbed Cameron's wrists and pinned his arms above his head. I was hovering over him.

My 10.5 cm (4.25") bulge hung low enough to gently graze Cameron's bulge.

I felt the slight graze of my penis over Cameron's bulge. Although the graze was gentle and quick, it was enough to grow my penis to 12 cm (4.75"). I had hoped Cameron did not notice my growing bulge.

I grabbed the book out of Cameron's hand, quickly rolled off of him, and buried my face in the book. I found the section and had to admit it confirmed Cameron was correct. At this point my penis had shrunk back to around 10 cm (4"). I said to Cameron, "You were right, this time." Cameron replied, "I am always right."

Cameron asked for the book. Now it was my turn to play keep away with the book.

After a brief struggle Cameron grabbed my wrists, pinned my arms above my head, and was suspended over me. The tables had turned. Unfortunately, Cameron's flaccid penis was 12 cm (4.75") and hung low.

I do not know if it was the alcohol and drugs but when Cameron's bulge touched mine, I responded. My penis grew to 13 cm (5"). Our bulges were now large enough to bridge the free space between us. Despite the separation of our bodies, our bulges were touching.

Cameron looked down and saw our touching bulges. He said, "Oh my?" Cameron laughed and began to do partial push-ups. On the down stroke his bulge would hit mine. He would then raised himself up so our bulges were separated then repeat the push-up. Each time Cameron's bulge touched mine he would laugh. I told him to stop. However, Cameron thought this was hilarious and continued doing his push-ups.

Each time his bulge touched mine, my penis got harder. My bulge was now about 14.5 cm (5.75").

Cameron was laughing and began swivelling his hips. This caused our bulges to smack side to side. As his bulge was slapping mine he would say, "What is this? Is someone getting hard?"

I told him to get the fuck off me but he just laughed.

My bulge was now its full 16 cm (6.25").

Cameron's bulge had grown to 19 cm (7.5")

It was erotic. I am not gay but this was fun.

#long post #how long #I can give it to you in centimeters or inches

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Very calmly he grasped hold of the collar of Roger's shirt forcing him to bend over and look into the fetid interior of what amounted to the horrors of Pandora's Pants.

#pandorasbox #pandoras pants

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females have the babies

She began to approach me while she asked, "How much do you know about females, Danny?" She stopped but six inches in front of my penis, and when her eyes met mine again it jumped.

I stammered a bit before explaining, "I know they're the ones that have the babies."

#biology #biotruths #assigned child bearing at birth #this blog is satire and trans rights are human rights

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AND HE AND SHE

And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.

#what the actual fuck #come up for air #thats not a run on sentence thats a marathon #the yell could have been anything

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He felt like he could fly off into space and never come down . . . as if he could strike the planets themselves with his invincible ‘bat’ and make a ‘home run’ around the galaxy. The infinite was within his grasp and within his reckoning . . . He felt as if he had reached the peak of a majestic mountain, then jumped off, revelling in the rush of the sudden fall. All of the planets that he’d hit with his ‘stellar bat’ coalesced and exploded in a spectacular supernova a dozen times over. The agonizingly sweet and infinitely intense feeling pulsed through his dick with each spastic throb, hitting the roof of Mason’s mouth multiple times.

#at least the metaphors are being mixed consistently

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Count Incestula

Ever since I was a kid I've always had 40 older cousins, and only 2, of all 40 of my cousins, were within 2 years of me. My dad was #4 of 10 kids, but when he decided to stay his 2nd marriage, his younger brothers and sisters passed him by. So all my uncles and aunts who were younger than him now have 11 kids that are 10-15 years older than me and it fucking sucks. The only cousin I had near my age was from my mom's side and he was 2 years older than me so we usually hung out together most of the time.

#one two three #sesame street #the count #why is there so much math #numerology

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trust me, I'm a close enough to being a doctor for you to get off on

I'm a doctor in knowledge, but don't have the paper to prove it, nor do I want to practice medicine publicly. The knowledge comes in handy for keeping an eye on my son's growth and health. I give him regular check-ups, treat what I can--cuts, scrapes, bumps, minor illnesses--and get him to a recognized physician early if I think he has something serious. I have an extensive medical library and my medical bag with its basic tools--I cherish those and use them to examine Jason weekly.

#doctor #fetish #incest #damn jim I'm a doctor but I don't want to practice medicine publicly

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like a hot tomato in the sun

I grabbed his giant balls like hot tomatoes in the sun and squeezed on them; they felt like rolling eggs in boiling water.

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Ashtyn pulls Jake in by his red hot ears and stabs his tongue between his lips. Ashtyn wanted nothing more than to lick the Fanta flavored curse words from his tongue. Ashtyn never believed he'd be doing this with Jake - but here he was tasting Jake's pizza bites and fruit-by-the-foot. But it was short lived.

Why, what's in your living room?

"Dude, I told you she wants me." Jake said in a cocky tone, while tossing his backpack onto the Alsen contemporary grey granite sofa.

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Ashtyn takes one more toke also, before pulling off Jake's pants and black X-Men boxers, and tossed them across the room. Jake then takes off his shirt leaving on only his Hot Topic dragon claw pendant W/orb.

Why, what's in your living room?

"Dude, I told you she wants me." Jake said in a cocky tone, while tossing his backpack onto the Alsen contemporary grey granite sofa.

#teendreamfantasies #teenage dirtbag #teenage wasteland #hot topic #emo kid