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(doc ock anon) Hmmm how about: You’re in a shitty marriage to some contemptuous prick high-ish up at Oscorp. He’s not necessarily “nobody” but not exactly a “somebody”. He is a strategic choice and conveniently everything even the old Otto would have hated. One night, Doc Ock reappears after months of absence and breaks into your home to shake down your husband for access to something or other from Oscorp.

Of course anon! Hope you like the fic :)

Title: Leverage

Warnings: dark fic

“Oliver? What’s going on?”

Otto cocked his head to the side, noting the panicked look on your husband’s face. He’ll admit, he wasn’t expecting anyone else to be there that night. He had heard that you were going on a business trip and would be away for a week. Clearly that intel was wrong (in that case his source would have to be punished) or the trip had been cancelled last minute.

Either way, he now had leverage against this pathetic waste of skin.

You slowly walked into Oliver’s office, pulling your dressing gown tightly around you. You had only walked a couple of steps in when you saw Otto. You froze and just as your flight or fight instincts kicked in, a metal claw curled around your arm. You let out a shriek as you were roughly pulled towards him.

“Let her go!” cried Oliver

However, Otto just slammed him against a wall, a metal claw around his neck. You were lifted off the ground and you hit the arm. This did nothing but amused Otto.

“Now then,” he said, “I think this,” he shook you violently, “might make you more… cooperative.”

“Look, I already told you-” Oliver began

“Then find a way,” Otto said quietly, although that didn’t detract from the danger in the words, “or your precious little wife will suffer the consequences.”

“What? She has nothing to do-”

“She does now.”

You let out a shriek as you were hoisted high into the air. You shut your eyes tightly as you hung helplessly above New York. You wished the Spiderman would come and save you but that would come with the risk of Doc Ock dropping you. You didn’t know if Spiderman would be able to catch you in time. However, it seemed the Doc Ock had no intention of letting you go. If anything his grip on your tightened when he left your flat. Your arms curled around his metal arm tightly and you let out a small whimper. You didn’t see the small smile that Otto gave at the action.

“We’re here.”

You let out a yelp as you were suddenly let go. You were expected to fall through the air but you only dropped a short way. You opened your eyes a crack and pulled your legs up against your chest. It looked like you were in some kind of loft. You could imagine that it must’ve cost a hell of a lot of money and that he bought it before he was…

Well…

Before his accident.

“Where am I?” you asked quietly

“That isn’t important.”

“You kidnapped me.”

“You’re safe.”

“Why should I believe-”

You didn’t get to finish your sentence. A metal claw pinned you to the floor by your throat. Doc Ock stood over you and looked you up and down. Originally you were just meant to be collateral. To make sure that your waste for space husband did exactly what he was told. But now, well, now he had you stretched under him and at his mercy. Your thin dressing gown left hardly anything to the imagination.

Oh yes, the two of you were going to get to know each other very well.

And maybe he won’t give you back afterwards.

#fanfiction #marvel #reader insert #request #doc ock #otto octavius #doc ock x reader #otto octavius x reader #dark fic

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Helloooo! I need a fact about River/Rebecca/Spider please and thank you! I’m curious about how they first bonded as a three - or how she bonded with each of them if it wasn’t as a three 🤭 xx

Thanks for sending this in!!! :D I might've gone a bit overboard with this backstory...

So the first person Rebecca met was actually Spider. The two of them were in the same induction course at The Park. Rebecca was running late and by the time she arrived the only spare seat was next to Spider. River just so happened to be missing that day so she was able to nab the spot.

At first Spider didn't really want to talk to her, expecting Rebecca to be like the others at The Park. He wasn't from a Service Family so he did feel a bit out of place (although he'd rather die then admit that). However, after Rebecca kept on talking to him he realised that he might've been wrong for once.

The two of them had a lot in common. Rebecca wasn't from a Service Family as well, feeling like she didn't belong, had a nickname that she hated (she hates being called Becca) and gradually she wore down Spider's walls. Rebecca basically badgered him into being her friend.

Rebecca met River through Spider when they went out to the pub one night. During a purely platonic pub night, in which Spider was gathering the courage to ask if it would be more than just platonic, River fucking interrupted them. He could see from the look in River's eyes that he was attracted to Rebecca and being the friendly soul that she is (after bluntly telling River to never call her Becca again) she invited him to join them.

And that is how the two became a three.

Overtime Rebecca did spend more time with River, after all he was her friend as well. Little did she know that all this was doing was furthering the rivalry between River and Spider.

#slow horses #river cartwright x oc #james 'spider' webb x oc

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

Bloody and bruised >

#river cartwright

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FIC ASK GAME: Give me a fic of mine and I'll tell you a fact about that fic and/or ask a question you have about that fic.

[The fic doesn't have be a fanfiction, it could be an original story, too.]

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Hi! I hope you’ve been well! ☺️

I just wanted to stop in and say hi .. oh and also leave something that might brighten your day.

These Mutts have always made me smile, so I thought they might make you smile too.

Sending much love your way! 🧡

hahahaha, love that commic!

Yeah I'm doing ok. A little burnt out at work but I'm having the week after next off. Just got to survive one more week!!!

Hope you're doing well :)

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Controversial opinion but if someone spends days and weeks and months of their free time writing fanfiction for free and you don't like it,,,you don't have to say that 💀

I mean I get the argument, no one likes everything and you should accept criticism but literally the only thing that keeps writers writing is feedback, they don't get any kind of money or compensation and generally have to lie to their friends and family about what they're spending 90% of the time on so give them a break

Learning to write is an evolution that takes time and you'll stop that stone dead by leaving a nasty comment

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Prompt List

I’ve seen a couple of prompt lists, and I wanted to compile a list of my favorites for oneshots. Most of it is based off of @dear-yandere​‘s prompt list, you can find those here. Feel free to request these for oneshots, but I won’t do the same prompt for the same character twice.

Addiction - “If you want me to beg, then I’ll beg for you.”

Allure - “I want to tell you I love you until my throat bleeds.”

Anesthetic - “Sleep tight, I’ll deal with our little annoyance.”

Angel - “This world doesn’t deserve an angel like you.”

Aphrodisiac - “Just give into me, love.”

Band-aids - “Don’t you know how much this hurts me?”

Blanket - “You’re so cute when you’re asleep!”

Blood - “Who hurt you?”

Break - “Should I just break your legs? That way you can never, ever run away again.”

Bruises -  “I will never let you leave.”

Cage - “I will protect you from everything.”

Camera - “You were beautiful in the photos I took, but you’re absolutely perfect in my arms.”

Candles - “I just want to show you how much I love you…”

Carvings - “Please! You can use me all you like, just don’t leave me!”

Cellar - “I’ll lock you up and throw away the key if you think about doing that again, understand?”

Chains - “I’ll do whatever it takes if it means we’ll be together forever.”

Choker - “You have no idea how much I have been holding myself back for you.”

Clouds - “You don’t even know how lucky you are. I protect you and provide for you. Don’t act so ungrateful.”

Control - “Can’t you see? The world is a scary and dangerous place. If you stay here, you’ll be safe. In my arms.”

Corpses - “The next time they touch what’s mine, I’ll cut their arm off.”

Crown - “The world doesn’t revolve around you, but my love does.”

Crucify - “This is all your fault. You have nobody to blame but yourself.”

Defeat - “I’m yours, use me in any way that you want.”

Delirium - “Why do you think I’m stalking you? I’m only keeping you safe. You need me.”

Desperation - “You’re happy being with me, right?”

Disguise - “Why aren’t you happy? I look exactly like your lover! Kiss me, hug me, love me, me, me!”

Doll -  “I’ll give you every little piece of me. Just don’t leave me.”

Escape - “Did you really think you could get away from me?”

Eyes - “I’ll gouge out their eyes, so they can never look at you ever again.” 

Flowers - “Is it so hard to love me?”

Fog - “I’ll kiss away the pain, love.”

Gaslight - “I know you better than you know yourself.”

Guardian - “I’m your Guardian Angel. I exist solely for you.”

Guns - “I think they might be a problem. Don’t worry, love, I’ll take care of them for you.”

Heartless - “If you leave me, I’ll die!”

Hope - “I don’t wanna hurt you, baby.”

Hubris - “I will destroy everything in my way until I have you.”

Hysteria - “I’m only this desperate for you.”

Jealousy - “You don’t need anyone but me.”

Joker -   “I hope you understand just how far I’m willing to go for you. How many rules I’m willing to break for you.” 

Key - “If you just do what you’re told then we wouldn’t have a problem, would we?”

Kisses - “Tell me how much you love me.”

Locks - “I know you liked them, sweetie, but they were keeping you away from me.”

Love letter - “Am I wrong? You want to be loved, Don’t you?”

Lungs - “I need you more than I need to breathe.”

Marks -  “You can hurt me if you want. Hit me, stab me, yell at me. You can do anything, if you just stay with me.”

Memories - “I can make all of your pain go away. You just have to say the words.”

Mercy - “If I killed myself, would that make you happy?”

Moonlight - “I’m sorry, honey, but you made me jealous. They had to die.”

Paralysis - “There’s nowhere to run. So don’t scream anymore, love.”

Paranoia - “I know everything about you.”

Photos - “I’m so happy you finally wanted to take a picture with me! They can go right next to the ones of you sleeping.”

Poison - “Sorry sweetie, this was just a precaution! I promise I won’t poison you as much.”

Punishment - “I know it hurts, honey, but this is what happens when you don’t do what I say.”

Queen - “If you’re with me, I don’t need anything else.”

Rain - “Why are you crying? Aren’t you happy to be with me?”

Red string - “I’m madly in love with you. You’re all I ever think about.”

Restraints - “Be a good girl and sit still. You don’t want me to be unhappy right?”

Secrets - “You can run away but I will always find you.”

Smiles - “Where’s that smile I’m looking for, sugar?”

Stranger - “You’re lying. You love me, I know it.”

Sunshine - “It’s okay to love me. Please love me.”

Tears - “Sweetie, don’t cry.. they didn’t love you as much as I did.. I’ll help you over the heartbreak.”

Veins - “You are the reason I live.”

Window - “I saw you last night…you looked beautiful.”

Wine - “I’ll bleed for you.”

#prompt list

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Oh my god 😂😂😂

Super Hero Job Interview

Image is Jack Lowden playing River Cartwright in Slow Horses - in a sequence where he sneaks off to interview for another job, only to discover that his interviewers are more interested in his slobby boss.

What makes me think that I'd be right for the position?

The small cleft dimple in my chin, for one thing. I'm basically blonde, it's true, but haven't we busted through that taboo? That blown-up Bond-back-from-retirement, he was square-ish, and sandy. And that one Captain America, he was perfectly carrot-shaped (broad of shoulder, narrow of hip), blonde-coiffed and stoic. Convinced me...

Sorry, what was that? My skills? Ah, sorry, thought this was a poster-image moment. Skills. Yes, well, obviously I have some. And am a keen learner. The keenest. No-one learns faster on the job than me. The second time, if not the first. What's a few false bomb-alerts between colleagues? Other than potentially career-crashing, of course. So... skills... I'm tenacious. When I get an idea, I see it through.

Some would call that delusional, you say? Ay... I mean, I see how that would be. Scottish? Ay, yes, I am actually. Broke through with a High School Musical style ad about drinking Iron Brew. Sorry, Irn-Bru. Always slip up on that name change. What's that? Why didn't I mention that sooner? Well... I guess I thought it might not be the best Super Hero backstory? What? All your Supers are powered by the very same bright-orange, so-dodge-it's-banned-in-Canada fizz?

GET IN!

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Hi I was wondering if you would be willing to do a NSFW billy butcher fic? Maybe the reader is teasing him or takes charge? You are an awesome writer!!!

Yes of course anon! I fucking love 'The Boys' and can't wait for series 4 :D

Hope you like the fic!

Title: Teasing

Warnings: nsfw

“Well, well, well. What do we have here?”

You folded your arms and leant against the doorframe. Butcher sat up in the bed and smirked at you. The duvet pooled around his waist and you resisted the urge to stare at his chest.

“Morning, love.” he said

“Don’t fucking call me that.”

“You didn’t mind previously.”

“That was before you fucking left me.”

“Still pissed about that.”

You pushed yourself off the doorframe and stalked towards him.

“I leave for one night,” you said as you approached him, “and I come back to find you in my bed.”

“A pleasant surprise then.”

“Hardly,” you stopped at the foot of your bed, “you’re bad news William Butcher. People usually end up dead when you show up.”

“Maybe that’s why I left.”

“Oh,” you let out a humourless laugh, “you were being chivalrous for once and not just ditching the middle of the night? Is this another side of you I’m learning about against my will?”

“Do you want me to fuck off?”

You glanced to the side and saw his clothes dumped in the middle of the room. He could’ve at least folded them.

“I have no desire to see you naked,” you said, “besides, you’re a wanted man. I should call Mallory and let her know what I’ve found.”

“You sure you want to do that, love?”

You narrowed your eyes and sat down on the edge of the bed. Butcher’s smirk widened and he edged closer to you.

“I thought I told you not to call me that.” you said

“And what are you going to do about it.”

He reached forward and brushed your cheek with the back of his hand. You snatched his wrist and slammed it against the pillow beside his head. You were leaning over him and bent down so your nose was brushing against his. Butcher’s gaze dropped to your lips before flicking back up to your eyes. His other hand grazed against your waist and quickly you grabbed that one and slammed it next to his head. By now you were straddling him. You knew that he was stronger than you and could easily break free.

“This what you like, William?” you asked

“You tell me, love.”

You rested back and raised your eyebrows as you felt him against you. You tilted your head to the side and gave him a small smile. You rested your hips back and watched with satisfaction as he shuddered below you.

“I forgot how much you liked me being on top,” you said as you rocked your hips back and forth, “to give control over to someone else for a change.”

“Y/n.”

You squeezed his wrists and to your surprise he stayed in place. During your… relationship moments were surprisingly common. You had always guessed that it was because he liked the view of you above him. However, from the way he was bucking under you, you might have to change your reasoning.

“I wonder,” you asked as you slowed down your rocking, “if you still kept those handcuffs.”

“They… come in use,” Butcher drew in a shuddering breath, “on occasions.”

“Tying people to the bedposts?”

“Dealing with supes.”

Ah. He still had that vendetta then. You grimaced but Butcher had his eyes closed so he didn’t see your disapproving look. Not like he would’ve cared anyway. You stopped moving, feeling him throb against you. Butcher opened his eyes and glared at you. You smiled, smug that you were preventing his release.

“You know what I want before I give you what you want, William.” you said softly

“Y/n,” Butcher said through gritted teeth, “if you don’t fucking move I’ll-”

“Yes? You want to be inside of me?”

“Y/n-”

“You want to fuck me? Or for me to fuck you?”

“Y-”

“Then you know what I want.”

Butcher opened his eyes and you stilled. In a flash you were off of him and by the door. The duvet had fallen to the floor and you looked down and said,

“Have fun with your hand, William. I’ve got a call to Mallory to make. I doubt either of you will want to see each other like-”

You waved your hand and him and gave him a wink.

“Y/n,” Butcher said through gritted teeth, “get back here.”

“Hmm. Nope! Have fun!”

#fanfiction #the boys #reader insert #request #billy butcher #billy butcher x reader

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hahaha, totally!!!

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I think the beauty of being a multifandom blogger just means you have the power to try and drag others into fandoms with you that they didn’t originally follow you for

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it’s so weird to me how there’s cliques and hierarchies within fandom spaces these days like. we’re all just fucking nerds. how are you gonna try to be popular amongst the nerds. how are you going to feel superior over your fellow nerds. at the end of the day you’re still a fucking nerd bestie

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[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]

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i love having ocs because i'm a cruel and uncaring god to them. i can be like "what if your name was sylvester" and there's nothing they can do about it.